I remember...

[DeadKennedys]

When Womti got banned... for good?

When Mr. Adventure was posting his top 10 lists

When Noob3 was funny/cool

When I was able to successfully link images

When Bape was in full force

When we mocked the shit out of people we didn't like



Let's take a trip down memory lane

[Black Flag]

i remember when deadkennedys didnt post here

it was great everyone was like "aren't you so happy deadkennedys doesn't post here?" and i was like "yes"

[Womti]

When Womti got banned... for good?


did you know that I actually asked Chojin to ban me that very first time:confused:

[MetalMilitia]

- When Fartin would tell us all about his fantastic new scripts!

- When I didn't feel like I needed to block people because anyone as retarded as Lenor or Womti would never last longer than a week

[DeadKennedys]

did you know that I actually asked Chojin to ban me that very first time:confused:

http://files.myopera.com/Eddie_Lopez/blog/The_More_You_Know.jpg

[MetalMilitia]

did you know that I actually asked Chojin to ban me that very first time:confused:

I never understand why people ask moderators to ban them. If you wanted to stop posting you could just not post.

I guess you get some kind of meaningless sense of worth from the feeling that you weren't banned because everyone on the forum thinks you are a homeless retard fag.

[GADZOOKS]

asdfsdafsad

[Lenor]

I remember when:

-nobody gave a shit about ignoring someone, just because of how they decided to post.
-everyone on the board was more concerned with having a good laugh, than trying to have someone banned or devised plans to have them 'run-off' in fear.
-it wasn't a popularity contest, and if you 'passed' the 'newb haze' than you were just accepted as part of the board.

[Sacks]

I remember when rock was young
Me and Suzie had so much fun
holding hands and skimming stones
Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own
But the biggest kick I ever got
was doing a thing called the Crocodile Rock
While the other kids were Rocking Round the Clock
we were hopping and bopping to the Crocodile Rock

[Chojin]

Uh, lenor, the boards used to be ALL ABOUT trying to run new people away and communal backslapping ;<

[Lenor]

It was alot funnier back then.

[kahljorn]

I remember when stupid people were actually chased away from the boards instead of staying around and stinking them up with their stinky faces.

maybe if certain people would quit placating them with a niche audience we wouldn't have this problem ;o

[GADZOOKS]

The stupid people of today have bigger thighs, they can't run like they use to.

[kahljorn]

also they are so stupid that they trip on their tongues which constantly hang out of their mouth like boaconstrictors and they eat rocks and dirt and tumbleweeds :(

[Lenor]

I think he's referring to the stupid people of the 'yester-year'.

[Archduke Tips]

The more I forget, the better.
These days I'm just here for a good time.

[Zomboid]

I wish that the really annoying people who should've taken the hint and fucked off didn't have one or two buddies sticking up for them and saying IT'S OK THEY DON'T KNOW FUNNY AND YOU ARE FUNNY :(

Edit: I remember when russo was a gay, furry loving weirdo :D

[Lenor]

^i agree (with russo)

[Lenor]

I wish zomboid would go get laid, and quit trying to ruin everyone else's fun.

[Zomboid]

I'm pretty sure that blowing my load into a twat won't make me forget that you're a sour cunt who really needs to go die.

Do you really need to reply to every single post? I had a suspicion that you were at the top of most "WHO POSTED" windows, so I checked a few in general blabber and sure enough, you're at the top of most of em.

[MattJack]

I remember when rock was young
Me and Suzie had so much fun
holding hands and skimming stones
Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own
But the biggest kick I ever got
was doing a thing called the Crocodile Rock
While the other kids were Rocking Round the Clock
we were hopping and bopping to the Crocodile Rock


LLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LA LA LA LA LAAAAAAAAA

LA LA LA LA LAAAAAAA

LA LA LA LA LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Lenor]

Ohhh, now what would be the fun in discontinuing something so belatedly horrific?

[Esuohlim]

I remember when Lenor would stick around for maybe three days tops and then disappear for another year.

[GADZOOKS]

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/6770/durttmnat1.jpg

DO YOU REMEMBER THE TI-MEEEEEE

[Jeanette X]

Womti, what the fuck is this weird Garfield strip in your picture, what the fuck does it mean, and where the fuck did it come from?

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i111/Esuohlim/Garfieldmath.jpg

[Matt Harty]

the reason you see lenor in every single thread is because she camps the "New Posts" feature.

F5...F5...F5... WOOOOO SOMETHING WAS POSTED IN POLITICS LET ME GO TELL MAX BURBANK TO FUCK HIMSELF LOLOOLOL

[Lenor]

Uh, maybe I've been a little misconstrued about this whole posting on a message board thing-a-ma-bob, I thought the point was to POST.

And I'm sure if I was following MaxB around and posting ludicrous shit in his threads, he would of brought it to my attention, himself. For those few that I have respect for on this board, I don't blow up their threads into a free for all.

Besides, your not so innocent yourself. A post from me is an auto-invite in an attempt to try an make me throw my hands in the air fleeing in terror. Is their a contest somewhere I wasn't aware of?

WHO CAN MAKE LENOR GET OFF THE BOARD FIRST?

[Esuohlim]

Uh, maybe I've been a little misconstrued about this

Please, PLEASE stop trying to use big words. Or at least edit it and remove "been a little" and "about" or something.

I didn't read the rest of your post but if you need things cleared up a little here you go: You suck.


Level of education: Too much.

Seriously.

[Seven Force]

I ASCERTAIN that milhouse is being a faggot right now

[Goat Cheese]

I remember when I wouldn't stop posting

[Esuohlim]

I remember doot doo I remember doot doo I remember doot doo THEY HAD A SWIMMING POOL :eek

[DeadKennedys]

I remember doot doo I remember doot doo I remember doot doo THEY HAD A SWIMMING POOL :eek

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/f/fc/Poolsclosed.jpg

With your words and my picture, I can't think of a more solemn and true illustration of the sad state of I-mockery today.

[Lenor]

DK - I don't even remember you ever being here.

[Zomboid]

I ASCERTAIN that milhouse is being a faggot right now
No, he's right. Nothing better than someone who claims they're so educated and they show it by improperly using words that they don't fully understand.

[noob3]

i'm not funny OR cool anymore? :(

[Lenor]

Oh will you two shut up already? It's the same shtick over and over again. I'm sure everyone is familiar with your thoughts on:

1. My spelling and grammar.
2. My spelling and grammar.
3. That I am dumb.
4. oh yeah, I have no comprehension.
5. You hate my spelling and grammar.
6. You wish I would die, so that you would not have to read my horrific spelling and grammar.
7. uhh.. 'NO GIRLS ALLOWED, THEY HAVE COOTIES'

[noob3]

why do people even care about grammar on a message board it's not like they are your teacher and they are grading your post or something maybe then

OK if it was sadie it's acceptable she can grade my post any day!

[Lenor]

I would be kinda weirded out if one of my professors were on here, more-so if they were grading me.

Especially my lit teacher, she needs to take a 48 hour vacation in the world of halidol drips and padded rooms.

[Esuohlim]

It's not even about grammar, it's about the fact that you're using words you barely know the meaning of. The way you worded it you wrote that YOU'RE being misinterpreted, not that you misinterpreted something else. Jesus Christ.

[sloth]

didn't you say you were at university doing journalism, lenor? as in, writing is presumably what you think you're best at?

[noob3]

how did she even use it wrong? i don't see anything wrong. it's not like it's the BIG COMPLICATED WORD you are making it out to sound like, dude!

[DeadKennedys]

DK - I don't even remember you ever being here.

You don't remember because you were probably on 25 hits of acid tracking down kahljorn

[Lenor]

Sloth- Did I say I went to school to become an editor? NO

One word..

[Lenor]

You don't remember because you were probably on 25 hits of acid tracking down kahljorn

Damn, now that would be a road-trip! :x

[Esuohlim]

how did she even use it wrong? i don't see anything wrong.

I just explained it, come on :(

[sloth]

Sloth- Did I say I went to school to become an editor? NO

One word..
to be fair you're a lot funnier than some of the people on this board, and i'm sure a lot of what everyone gets riled up about is just you deliberately pushing people's buttons. but you could probably do without this contrived academic persona you slip into every now and again.

[Zomboid]

how did she even use it wrong? i don't see anything wrong. it's not like it's the BIG COMPLICATED WORD you are making it out to sound like, dude!
Maybe you two should go and write a dictionary for dullards :(

Really though, I don't think you're UNCOOL and you're still funny sometimes... it's just that you look like a total douchebag when you show up to defend lenor and act like we're all fags for not wanting to fuck her.

[Fathom Zero]

Do you remember back in old L.A. (oh oh oh)
When everybody drove a Chevrolet (oh oh oh)
Whatever happened to the boy next door
The sun-tanned crew-cut all-american male

Remember dancin' at the high school hop (oh oh oh)
The dress I ruined with the soda pop (oh oh oh)
I didn't recognize the girl next-door
The beat up sneakers and the pony tail

Wait, I feel kinda late to the party.

[Lenor]

Sloth- Err... I have to plead the 5th. I refuse to claim role.

'Freudian Transference'


Theory is good; but it doesn't prevent things from existing.
-- Charcot, 1886

[Black Flag]

guys in all honesty the board has never been way better like you remember

really it hasn't

atleast not since i've been here

[Lenor]

I REMEMBER WHEN YOU USED TO POST ALOT MORE!

[Black Flag]

whatever i've been posting CONSTANTLY since the new boards came

[Lenor]

WHATEVER? :eek

[Black Flag]

whatev

[Lenor]

No, not gonna do it.

[Sethomas]

Since August of 2000, I've averaged roughly 2.17 posts per day. That's crazy. It seems like a lot to me, especially considering my long spells of not posting because I was locked up or un-registered or abroad or whatever.

You know what I remember? I-Mockery DRUNK NIGHT. Granted I just watched (16 and at home with no hookup for the booze), but it was grand. I think that was the time when a girl asked me to prom and I refused to go that year because I was antisocial, so I watched people I (still have) never met get plastered and post on the internet.

People talk about "the glory days" of I-Mockery, and I don't want to jump on that boat just for the sake of finding a reason to bitch. But something I can say is that I remember I-Mockery of like the ezboard days having a faintly intellectual quality to it. Back then the boards attracted an interesting following, many being female and most capable of orthography. A key point is the Philosophy Board--back then, it seemed like EVERYONE was involved in it. I don't remember there being any equivalents to ABCDxxx or Derrida or Preechr or El Blanco back then, as in, people who post 95% or more in the philosophy board as if the rest of the site didn't exist. (I'm not digging on those individuals, I'm just sayin') Everyone had a voice in the politics board, so everyone spoke.

Now, I feel like everyone who comes here must be doing so because they were banned for being lame on SA or Newgrounds. Somehow, the board devoted to making fun of the lonely teenage male stereotype became inundated by the lonely teenage male stereotype. No, I don't think that if Miss Emma or Agent Burdock or Jaeger S. Meisterstein came back there'd be a resurrection of the dead and a 1000 year reign of I-Mockery, but shit. I'm not anti-neophytes in general, but for the past five years I've had good reason to be anti-these-neophytes. Are there exceptions? Sure. But, oh well.

[kahljorn]

drunk nights were great i forgot about those ;o

yea i used to like how these boards were kind of witty and intelligent and now it's like WHOS THE WHACKIEST AND HAS WATCHED THE MOST ADULT SWIM HILARITY? although i was kind of young back then so maybe it wasn't as witty and intelligent as i thought it was. Maybe that's the problem: the board hasn't gotten shittier, we just got better taste ;o

ALSO WHO KNOWS AS MUCH ABOUT FUNNY INTERNET-HUMOR WEBCOMICS AND STUFF

[Lenor]

Kahl has a good point; We were A LOT younger then.

[kahljorn]

THATS 'A LOT' YOUNGER TO YOU MISSY

[Matt Harty]

Honestly Lenor, it's not any kind of contest we're all having to run you off the boards. You just happen to be so fucking annoying that everyone can't help but tell you to shut the fuck up and die every single time you post. Because frankly every single one of your posts suck. So don't even flatter yourself by thinking anybody cares about you enough to even waste time driving you away from the boards. It's just too hard NOT to tell you how fucking stupid you are, all the time.

And what's really pathetic are the people that come to her aid constantly. I was about to call Noob3 a douche before reading Zomboids post. I really used to think you were funny as hell. It's painful to watch you embarrass yourself every time you take Lenors side. Because I know you aren't as dumb as she is. You're just desperate and I feel sorry for you and anyone else who jerks off to your aim convos with her. And then feel the need to defend the mind numbing shit she posts on a regular basis.

[Black Flag]

i think telling lenor to come back here and post was one of my favorite things i've ever done on i-mockery

[Lenor]

I can never remember that A LOT is two, not one word(s).

Maybe I should do what my 3rd grade teacher had us do, and write it over and over and over again. :/

Either that or tattoo it on my hand, but in Chinese so it looks super cool!

p.s. i changed it!

[kahljorn]

yea if you put a lot in chinese on your hadn it will help you how to remember how to spell it in english!

[Lenor]

Kahl, I was wondering how long it would take for you to pick that up!

haha

[Seven Force]

Honestly Lenor, it's not any kind of contest we're all having to run you off the boards. You just happen to be so fucking annoying that everyone can't help but tell you to shut the fuck up and die every single time you post. Because frankly every single one of your posts suck. So don't even flatter yourself by thinking anybody cares about you enough to even waste time driving you away from the boards. It's just too hard NOT to tell you how fucking stupid you are, all the time.

And what's really pathetic are the people that come to her aid constantly. I was about to call Noob3 a douche before reading Zomboids post. I really used to think you were funny as hell. It's painful to watch you embarrass yourself every time you take Lenors side. Because I know you aren't as dumb as she is. You're just desperate and I feel sorry for you and anyone else who jerks off to your aim convos with her. And then feel the need to defend the mind numbing shit she posts on a regular basis.


OH NO PEOPLE CANT DEFEND THEIR FRIENDS YOU WOULD LOSE SO MUCH RESPECT FOR THEM ON THE INTERNET

[kahljorn]

approximately 2 minutes!

[Lenor]

WOWZA, is that a new record for you? :lol

[kahljorn]

nope!.

[Sam]

I AM ASHAMED

[Sam]

I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS NOT ASHAMED

[noob3]

dbl post cuz im so sexy

[noob3]

i-mockery was so much cooler back in the day when there wasn't 1000 ppl posting 2 paragraph long threads droning on about some poster

do u guys remember those days when ONLY COOL PPL posted and like UH.. noone wasn't cool? yeah i remember those days i was there officaly i-mock cool kid since '01 fuck u newbies :picklehat

[noob3]

do u guys remember that time when me & hobo renee exchanged valentines :love :love :love :love

[noob3]

OR THAT TIME ME & GLOWBELLY HAD ENTIRE THREADS OF KOALAS, OR CHEESECAKES?

whatever we could dream up!!!

do u guys remember a time when i wouldnt post 4 posts in a row? :x

[noob3]

DO U GUYS REMEMBER WHEN SAM WASN'T ASHAMED?

[Matt Harty]

I REMEMBER WHEN YOUR AVATAR WAS A LUNCH TRY WITH A MONSTER FACE

[noob3]

i don't think i've ever had an avatar that fits that description :o

[Esuohlim]

I REMEMBER WHEN YOUR AVATAR WAS A LUNCH TRY WITH A MONSTER FACE

That was Evil Robot, sir :x

[Seven Force]

oooooooooooooh snap!

[noob3]

i remember when matt harty's avatar was a gaping asshole OH WAIT THAT'S HIS FACE :lol

[Lenor]

I remember when people had style and originality when they would 'mock' me.

Not posted the same shit over and over, already done by 5 other people.

Get over it, already. If you don't like me then ignore me, don't clog up the board with your bitching. I've been here for a long time, move on with your life.

If I wasn't here, seriously what would you bitch about?

[Matt Harty]

HAHA SHOWS YOU MY MEMORY :(

[Esuohlim]

MY HEATER IS NOT HEATING UP FAST ENOUGH

[Esuohlim]

I'M OUT OF CHEESE NIPS

[Matt Harty]

i keep putting hot sauce on all my food now :(

[Esuohlim]

If I wasn't here, seriously what would you bitch about?

IT'S THAT THING AGAIN WHERE SHE THINKS SHE'S THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE (hey nice gravity there Lenor :lol)

[noob3]

why dont you eat a cheesy cock

[Esuohlim]

i keep putting hot sauce on all my food now :(

I condone this behavior. Hot sauce is delicious

[Sam]

I REMEMBER WHEN I HAD AN AVATAR THAT MOVED

[noob3]

can som1 plz find me a picture of an erect penis with melted cheddar on top

[Seven Force]

i can put cheddar on my dick

[Seven Force]

mine has chipolte in it does it still count

[Matt Harty]

alright

[Matt Harty]

whoa Chipotles IS HOT congrats dude youre in the "cool kids who like hot food" club

[Seven Force]

i remember MAD MAX :(

[Matt Harty]

aw yeah. :( mad max are the type of annoying people I miss. anybody can be a Womti but it takes a real jerk to be a feelevil or madmax

[executioneer]

i remember a time when there weren't threads like these

OH WAIT NO I F*CKING DON'T >:

[Lenor]

I remember that time when I told black flag he needed to get laid, so willie then posted some sex site or something.

YEAH! COOLEST THREAD EVER IT WAS!

[Seven Force]

a part of him lives on in the boards just not as evil and it has a crusty vag

[Archduke Tips]

It doesn't matter about the past.

What matters is that we are the people who are here now. This is our time, and we have eachother to share it with, whether we like it or not.

Also, it seems to me a lot of people on I-mock have noticed that the grass groes greener.

[kahljorn]

i remember when russo delivered a touching speech and everybody spit on him!

fuck you russo!
fuck your emotions!
I wouldn't share your emotions even if i could sell them for 100% profit.

[Lenor]

kahl that was harsh!

[kahljorn]

well that's what he gets for being so emotional on a message board !

[kahljorn]

I remember when I made a mean post and hurt someones feelings and then i said that there should be no emotion on the message board and then 3 hours and 3*0 minutes later i went to bed :(
ah, memories.

edit: 3 hours and 30 minutes not 3 hours and 3 minutes whew that could've been a HUGE mistake in case somebody was travling back in time to these passing moments :O

[FartinMowler]

Since August of 2000, I've averaged roughly 2.17 posts per day. That's crazy. It seems like a lot to me, especially considering my long spells of not posting because I was locked up or un-registered or abroad or whatever.

You know what I remember? I-Mockery DRUNK NIGHT. Granted I just watched (16 and at home with no hookup for the booze), but it was grand. I think that was the time when a girl asked me to prom and I refused to go that year because I was antisocial, so I watched people I (still have) never met get plastered and post on the internet.

People talk about "the glory days" of I-Mockery, and I don't want to jump on that boat just for the sake of finding a reason to bitch. But something I can say is that I remember I-Mockery of like the ezboard days having a faintly intellectual quality to it. Back then the boards attracted an interesting following, many being female and most capable of orthography. A key point is the Philosophy Board--back then, it seemed like EVERYONE was involved in it. I don't remember there being any equivalents to ABCDxxx or Derrida or Preechr or El Blanco back then, as in, people who post 95% or more in the philosophy board as if the rest of the site didn't exist. (I'm not digging on those individuals, I'm just sayin') Everyone had a voice in the politics board, so everyone spoke.

Now, I feel like everyone who comes here must be doing so because they were banned for being lame on SA or Newgrounds. Somehow, the board devoted to making fun of the lonely teenage male stereotype became inundated by the lonely teenage male stereotype. No, I don't think that if Miss Emma or Agent Burdock or Jaeger S. Meisterstein came back there'd be a resurrection of the dead and a 1000 year reign of I-Mockery, but shit. I'm not anti-neophytes in general, but for the past five years I've had good reason to be anti-these-neophytes. Are there exceptions? Sure. But, oh well.


Unicorn clubs and Glory day's all the crap that some lame ass guy in pink pants would think up...:\ James alway's wanted to be in the "Elite" group and now that he is who gives a fuck...I'm not clinging on to the fact that there might be some kind of resurection of "funny" I'm fucking funny if I'm in the mood and if you get it then great and if you don't then maybe you didn't drink enough that night and understand the pain of a forty year old man :(

[kahljorn]

I feel your pain, Santa Klaus :(

[Jeanette X]

Womti, what the fuck is this weird Garfield strip in your picture, what the fuck does it mean, and where the fuck did it come from?

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i111/Esuohlim/Garfieldmath.jpg

I remember when people would give you a freakin' answer when you asked them about the origin of their signatures or avatars. >:

[Sethomas]

I don't know why fartin had to quote me for that. Am I supposed to be his nemesis or something?

[DuFresne]

Well I remember, I remember don't worry
How could I ever forget, it's the first time, the last time we ever met
But I know the reason why you keep your silence up, no you don't fool me
The hurt doesn't show; but the pain still grows
It's no stranger to you or me
(guh-guh, guh-guh, guh-guh, guh-guh, GUH GUH!):rock :rock

And I can feel it coming in the air tonight, Oh Lord
I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, Oh Lord
I can feel it in the air tonight, Oh Lord, Oh Lord
And I've been waiting for this moment all my life, Oh Lord, Oh Lord

Sorry guys I couldn't help myself. :(
That is where the drum fill goes, isn't it?

[Archduke Tips]

Kahl, that was kind of an overly angry reaction. Have you been under a lot of stress lately? It's cool. Don't worry, you didn't hurt my feelings.

[FartinMowler]

- When Fartin would tell us all about his fantastic new scripts!

- When I didn't feel like I needed to block people because anyone as retarded as Lenor or Womti would never last longer than a weekThanks Metal...I was working on a script right after Kevin the Omnivore and bitch who shall be nameless threatened me...I've been busy with work and other things lately.



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