First kiss...? [Archive] - I-Mockery Forum

Rongi

Apr 14th, 2003, 05:26 PM

Yeah, this is a stupid topic, but I'm bored.

I got mine around 5ish 6ish or 7ish I don't remmember too well. I was at one of those camping grounds, and there where a lot of other kids around. I hung out with a lot of them. One day, the oldest of the group, had to leave and go back home. Before she left, she kissed me on the cheek :o.

James

Apr 14th, 2003, 05:31 PM

I'm like that Drew Barrymore movie. :/

Ninjavenom

Apr 14th, 2003, 05:35 PM

last march. I'm still with her, too. :)

Rongi

Apr 14th, 2003, 05:42 PM

I'm like that Drew Barrymore movie. :/

Which one :(?

Protoclown

Apr 14th, 2003, 05:46 PM

I'm guessing "Never Been Kissed".

Eh, I've never been kissed either. But that's okay, because people's breath stinks anyway and I'll wager it's pretty disgusting.

The Unseen

Apr 14th, 2003, 06:21 PM

I was kissed on the lips in 6th grade :(

Professor Cool

Apr 14th, 2003, 06:28 PM

and you haven't since ?

The Unseen

Apr 14th, 2003, 06:29 PM

I hope youre happy :/

Esuohlim

Apr 14th, 2003, 07:08 PM

My best friend gave me a kiss on the cheek in 4th or 5th grade, but that's it. :(

AND SHE WAS A GIRL, OK? NO QUEER JOKES. >:

James

Apr 14th, 2003, 07:17 PM

If we're just talking about kisses, and nothing romantic or tongue shit, then mine was when I went to go see Austin Powers 2. Me and the girl kissed for 3/4 of the movie.

I don't wanna talk about it, and I don't count it as being a real kiss.

Rongi

Apr 14th, 2003, 08:20 PM

I'm not talking about anything long and romantic or any of that dumb shit, just a kiss from anyone besides friends or family memmembers.

Professor Cool

Apr 14th, 2003, 08:36 PM

The only real kssing I ever did was with my old girlfriend, that ungrateful bitch :(

CaptainBubba

Apr 14th, 2003, 09:04 PM

OMG! OH MY FUCKING GOD!! TEH NERDS PUT LIQUID HEAT IN THE FOOTBALL SQUADS FUCKING JOCK STRAPS! HOLY SHIT THAT MUSTA HURT REAL BAD CUZ ITS ON THEIR PENISES AND ALL.

Truth or Dare is the middle school kid's alchohol. ;)

Skulhedface

Apr 14th, 2003, 10:44 PM

First kiss? 6 years old. A girl my mom used to babysit.

First kiss that MEANT something? 7 years later :(

McClain

Apr 15th, 2003, 12:14 AM

My first tongue kiss was at church camp before I went in to 6th grade. We snuck out while everyone was watching "Fievel Goes West". Her name was Winter. It was summer.

Skulhedface

Apr 15th, 2003, 12:59 AM

Now you had to bring tongue kissing into it :lol

THAT didn't happen until I was 15.

Jixby Phillips

Apr 15th, 2003, 04:06 AM

I don't count any of them.

banshee

Apr 15th, 2003, 05:30 PM

November of 1999 at a friend of mine's 16th birthday party me and this guy were flirting and talking all night on a couch, sittin and holding hands and then one of the people at the party came over and was like 'OK, get it over with and kiss already' and when we hesitated he put an orange skittle in my mouth and told the guy to go get it....and that was my first real kiss

Cap'n Crunch

Apr 16th, 2003, 03:59 AM

Are you a girl? It's kinda hard to find girls on the boards unless they have their picture as their avatar. I'm pretty sure you aren't gay either. You must be a girl.

Jixby Phillips

Apr 16th, 2003, 04:32 AM

You know, there was once a time when there was more girls than boys here on I-mockery :(

Cap'n Crunch

Apr 16th, 2003, 04:58 AM

Does an apple count. In this one movie they kissed an apple.

Blackjack

Apr 16th, 2003, 11:12 AM

Helm

Apr 17th, 2003, 08:26 AM

I wish my streak of misogynism had been developed earlier than it did by about 3 years, so I could say how the first time I was kissed also happened to be the first time I swallowed a severed tongue, but I'm not that cool. :(

Anyway, seeing how I'm abstaining from all sexual relationships (yes, so many aces. I must have AIDS) that means foreplay too so no kisses for Helm anymore.

Robots don't need kisses.

Protoclown

Apr 17th, 2003, 12:41 PM

mechanical kisses :(

banshee

Apr 17th, 2003, 04:19 PM

Banshee:

"Yeah, And I'm like, so, like, cool and yeah, like, so, like, yeah, whatever. Like."

Goddamn Americans. Why does every Hollywood kiss never have tongues? That's not a kiss. That's holding your lips against someone elses lips for a few seconds, then getting bored.

Me? My first, first kiss (we're talking tongues, here) was when I was sixteen. And in four glorious years I've pretty much lost count of the total number - yet I've never been in a proper "relationship" or whatever you want to call it. Which is probably for the best.

ok, first of all, I don't talk like that
second of all, I agree about movies...if they're gonna have a kiss in there they oughta do it right
and finally, if you were trying to suggest that I was talking about my first non-tongue kiss on the lips you were mistaken...there was a lot of tongue in the kiss I described, thank you

oh, and Cap'n, yes I am female ;)

Esuohlim

Apr 17th, 2003, 05:49 PM

oh, and Cap'n, yes I am female ;)

WINKING MEANS YOU'RE LYING, SIR. :(

banshee

Apr 17th, 2003, 06:15 PM

not always...it can mean different things

BlueOatmeal

Apr 18th, 2003, 04:42 AM

I got my first :) tounge kiss in 8th grade in the band room of my old school. (BAND you say, Yeah I was a big nerd back in the day, now my nerdyness has subsided a bit.) Then I got another one on a bus back from, of all places a band trip. Then that was it. :(

glowbelly

Apr 18th, 2003, 11:24 AM

i was kissed by a boy named dante in preschool. i also remember my mom walking in on me and one of my girlfriends playing "soap opera" in my bedroom. we were kissing. :eek

first frenchy ooo la la kiss was shawna. i was 12. then it was brian. i was 13.

Royal Tenenbaum

Apr 18th, 2003, 11:52 AM

You're a whore.

Protoclown

Apr 18th, 2003, 12:12 PM

You're a boy with a small pee pee.

Royal Tenenbaum

Apr 18th, 2003, 01:43 PM

:lol You're a boy with a rusty pee pee.

Black Midnight

Apr 18th, 2003, 01:58 PM

and you're a boy with a pee pee that doesn't work >:

Royal Tenenbaum

Apr 18th, 2003, 02:28 PM

No, it works.

BlueOatmeal

Apr 18th, 2003, 03:15 PM

ooo yea it works alright. RIght into the ass of a 10 year old German boy!!!!

Ive seen the pictures.................EROTIC!!!!!
:party

Apr 18th, 2003, 03:27 PM

Let's just say second base has been fully explored.

Royal Tenenbaum

Apr 18th, 2003, 04:09 PM

All bases have been fully explored. >:

glowbelly

Apr 18th, 2003, 04:30 PM

You're a whore.

you're confusing me with your current girlfriend, sugah. the only close to sexual favor you could buy from me would be oral castration...and i'd only do that for all the money in the world.

Jixby Phillips

Apr 18th, 2003, 04:48 PM

ROYAL TENENBAUM IS DEFINATELY *NOT* A VIRGIN :smokin :hat

CaptainBubba

Apr 18th, 2003, 05:59 PM

Do Germans count?

Royal Tenenbaum

Apr 18th, 2003, 07:57 PM

"you're confusing me with your current girlfriend, sugah. the only close to sexual favor you could buy from me would be oral castration...and i'd only do that for all the money in the world."

No, I'm not confusing you with anyone. You are a whore.

liquidstatik

Apr 18th, 2003, 09:10 PM

I got kissed in like 3rd grade. Tounge. She was in 5th though... we were playing house :(

GADZOOKS

Apr 18th, 2003, 11:55 PM

You're a whore

Protoclown

Apr 19th, 2003, 12:51 AM

ONE THING'S FOR SURE, KISSIN' IS FER FAGETS N' SUCH, RIGHT? :lol

glowbelly

Apr 21st, 2003, 08:00 AM

NO!! APPARENTLY IT'S FOR WHORES!!! :lol

feelevil

Apr 21st, 2003, 10:20 AM

u dun talk to a lady like that u dirty fuck

ur bitch must have some real self-esteem issues to be with a sack of shit such as urself. either dat or she fat as fuck or ugly as sin

glowbelly

Apr 21st, 2003, 11:13 AM

word, doggy daddy. true dat.

Rongi

Apr 21st, 2003, 08:39 PM

No ******s are allowed in my thread >:

feelevil

Apr 22nd, 2003, 02:07 AM

dear rongi,

im sorry but there is no potential in u at all. u r unfunny n cramping my style thas why i left 4 awhile. plz leave before i return.

LOVE CHOJIN

glowbelly

Apr 22nd, 2003, 09:27 AM

omg eric's black!! :eek

Rongi

Apr 22nd, 2003, 11:50 AM

And what style do you have, feelevil? The style to be completely bland and uninteresting and have poor grammer? Get out of my thread, ****** :).

ziggytrix

Apr 22nd, 2003, 09:42 PM

I'm asleep but she's talking to me
She's walking 'round wearing all of my clothes
As she runs out of things to say
And grabs my coat to walk away
"How 'bout another first kiss?"
She said
"How 'bout another first kiss?"
I said
"I want another first kiss like this.
How 'bout another first kiss?"

Other people were too sentimental
And always worrying about their hair
Got tired of wasting all my time
Now I'm not worrying at all

"How 'bout another first kiss?"
She said
"How 'bout another first kiss?"
I said
"I want another first kiss like this.
How 'bout another first kiss?"

You could tell me, "We belong together."
And I could tell you, "You belong with me."
But we've run out of things to say
And we'll be happy anyway, so...

"How 'bout another first kiss?"
She said
"How 'bout another first kiss?"
I said
"I want another first kiss like this.
How 'bout another first kiss?"

"How 'bout another first kiss?"
She said
"How 'bout another first kiss?"
I said
"I want another first kiss like this.
How 'bout another first kiss?"

NIGhtMAre

Apr 26th, 2003, 10:44 AM

In Grade 5. Our class went to a camp at the end of the school year and we had truth or dare with the grade 6,7,8's and i had to kiss a girl, acuttly 3 girls.

kellychaos

Apr 26th, 2003, 11:05 AM

First Kiss: Dry cheek drive-by of Katlin in kindergarten ... or so I was told by my mother. :)

En Francais: At a friend's birthday party . His mom and dad played in a band and they played under their carport for his birthday and we 10-year-olds were sitting on a slab of cement (foundation for a future shed) and playing "spin the bottle". :) When Sheri's turn came up, she grabbed the back of my neck, and kissed me ... hard. :eek I guess after that I was supposed to like her whether I liked it or not 'caused she followed me where ever I went the entire day after that. :/

CaptainBubba

Apr 26th, 2003, 10:48 PM

I KISSED A GIRL! AND I KISSED ANOTHER GIRL ONE TIME TOO THAT I LIKED MORE.

I WISH I COULD'VE BEEN KISSING THE GIRL I KISSED ONLY ONCE MORE INSTEAD OF KISSING THE OTHER GIRL WHO MADE MY LIP BLEED BY VICOUSLY TEARING MY FACE WHEN SHE KISSED ME.

IM NOT GAY. I'M A COOL GUY. I'M NOT A LOSER. I KISS GIRLS. I KISS. KISS. THESE EVENTS REALLY OCCURED. I'M TELLING YOU ABOUT THEM BECAUSE I'M GENUINELY CONCERNED THAT YOU MIGHT THINK LESS OF ME HAD YOU NOT BEEN INFORMED OF THEM, AND I CARE DEEPLY ABOUT YOUR JUDGEMENT ON BOTH MY SEUXALITY AND OVERALL LIFE EXPERIENCE.

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