NEW SHORT: "THUMB WARRIORS!"

[Mockery]

We've gotten our hands - or more specifically, our thumbs - on a set of Thumb Warriors thumb wrestling toys. This article shows off the toyline and then myself and Dr. Boogie have a "best of three matches" battle royale for thumb supremacy. Check it out the article and then watch the video!

http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/boxes/thumb-warriors-box.jpg (http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/thumb-warriors)
NEW SHORT: "THUMB WARRIORS!"
http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/thumb-warriors


Enjoy!

[Grislygus]

I was a sucker for crap like that as a kid. Jurassic Park's Battling Raptors, the X-Wing and Tie Fighter exploding laser guns, I had it all.

[Womti]

the farthest I got with that crap was laser tag.

[Sacks]

I was surprised at the lack of snakes and tag teams. Was there a rule set before hand?

[Goat Cheese]

oh man I remember there was this tamagotchi thing but you could link it up with someone else and the monsters could battle. You had to raise it and make it stronger but in the end it was the battling that mattered.

[Sacks]

Those were Digimon before Digimon was a gay show. Those were bad as hell.

[Supafly345]

I love this bigtime commercial website and its home movies. Dr Boogie is starting to look like a cross between Johnny Knoxville and Bill O'Rielly.

[Angryhydralisk]

All I had for uber_cheesy 90s games like that was Spin Fighters, which were metalloid spinning tops, which were infinitely cooler than Beyblades and more METAL \m/. There was also POGS.

Anyways, that thumb war was hilarious, although I only got to watch it with no audio.

[MarioRPG]

I hope both parties hard a drug screening.

[Sacks]

All I had for uber_cheesy 90s games like that was Spin Fighters, which were metalloid spinning tops, which were infinitely cooler than Beyblades and more METAL \m/. There was also POGS.

Anyways, that thumb war was hilarious, although I only got to watch it with no audio.

Spin Fighters were awesome for some reason. Nobody knows why.