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Fathom Zero
Apr 5th, 2007, 06:06 PM
Or if you have a band, what is its name?

I'd name it The Situation or Swollen Gourd or something and be ultra popular and make bajillions of dollars.

kahljorn
Apr 5th, 2007, 09:49 PM
Jesus christ and the hillbillies for classic folk jazz music.

JESUS CHRIST CUNTLIES

Esuohlim
Apr 5th, 2007, 09:54 PM
N*gger Susan's Good Time Band

executioneer
Apr 5th, 2007, 10:24 PM
i would name my band "void" and our first album would be titled "where prohibited"

executioneer
Apr 5th, 2007, 10:25 PM
WHOOPS THERE ALREADY IS A BAND W/ THAT NAME >:

MattJack
Apr 6th, 2007, 01:28 AM
If you had a band, what would you name it?

Margret Thatcher and The Soul Searchers

we'd be a soul/funk band that gets all the peoples on the dance floor

executioneer
Apr 6th, 2007, 02:02 AM
electric penis
phantom cop
gibberish
the grapists

executioneer
Apr 6th, 2007, 02:10 AM
pteroductile
project L.A.S.E.R.B.E.A.M.
rumrunner
spoilskin
don't abbreviate this band name, you jerks, leave it the way it's written (or i'm gonna knife you)

DeadKennedys
Apr 6th, 2007, 02:36 AM
The Rapes
Bad Smell Air
Nigga an de n*ggerz

Sacks
Apr 6th, 2007, 03:45 AM
The Sleezeball Barbaloots (I'll be happily surprised if anyone knows what a barbaloot is. This one never existed but I still love that name.)

Lamentable Plight (This Ultra DethGothMetal band made one super-rare recording before breaking up aka Kyle's mom came home.)

The Cavemans

The Dagger City Hate Crew (DCHC is a 50sXcore punk rock explosion!)

GADZOOKS
Apr 6th, 2007, 04:09 AM
FOOD FIGHT!

FartinMowler
Apr 6th, 2007, 05:23 AM
Pace yourself Seth
Kevintheangryomnivore

Rongi
Apr 6th, 2007, 06:46 PM
Fuckster

Schimid
Apr 9th, 2007, 12:10 AM
Self-titled.

Black Flag
Apr 9th, 2007, 12:37 AM
facekicker :(

Black Flag
Apr 9th, 2007, 12:38 AM
or bloody punch kick

guys i think that one is really good

Grislygus
Apr 9th, 2007, 10:02 AM
The Singed Spareribs

kahljorn
Apr 9th, 2007, 10:46 PM
i like bloody punch kick..

that "The Dagger City Hate Crew" reminds me of the name of a band but i can't remember who :(

Sacks
Apr 10th, 2007, 12:15 AM
Not those dicks the Cobra City Rollers I hope.

Trash
Apr 10th, 2007, 02:50 PM
I'd name it "Nokturnal Baphomet", scream a lot about satan and play every single song by myself in my dad's garage. I can't really play a single instrument, but that never slowed down any shitty lo-fi black metal band before.

Jeanette X
Apr 10th, 2007, 10:44 PM
I'd make an all-female band and name Vagina Dentata or something.

kahljorn
Apr 11th, 2007, 01:12 AM
lol no but it might have had city or devil in it

Sam
Apr 11th, 2007, 01:25 AM
Die Cunt

FartinMowler
Apr 11th, 2007, 08:53 AM
Wounded Wiener

Sam
Apr 11th, 2007, 04:51 PM
Cunt Die

Sacks
Apr 11th, 2007, 07:47 PM
I didn't know so many of you were into Noise Grind.

Sam
Apr 11th, 2007, 08:13 PM
Cuntal Evisceration

Sacks
Apr 11th, 2007, 09:01 PM
How about Full Cuntal Nudity, or Cunted Growth. Treasure Cunt. Headcunters. Cunt of the Litter. Five Finger Discunt. Mancunt. The Cunt for Red October. Alright I'm spent.

Sacks
Apr 11th, 2007, 09:02 PM
Oh.. oh wait.... The Cunt of Monte Cristo. Alright there we go.

executioneer
Apr 11th, 2007, 09:41 PM
cunt your blessings, cunt and center, cunting down the thames, chicago cuntlery

executioneer
Apr 11th, 2007, 09:45 PM
big game cunter, cunt the wumpus, jungle cunt, the wrath of cunt

Sam
Apr 11th, 2007, 10:47 PM
CUNTDRIVER

Sacks
Apr 11th, 2007, 11:11 PM
Cunt Dracula

noob3
Apr 11th, 2007, 11:12 PM
88 degrees

(this is hte name of my boy band)

Sam
Apr 11th, 2007, 11:53 PM
DUCK CUNT

Sacks
Apr 12th, 2007, 01:25 AM
88 degrees

(this is hte name of my boy band)

Is it a skinhead boy band? This could be the greatest joke you've ever told. Choose wisely.

MARWOK
Apr 16th, 2007, 03:34 AM
^ HAHAHAHA
yes that is funnys


MY ultra awesome death/thrash band made up of 30 year olds that should NOT be playing metal is

Blood Dumpster

then my hipster indi post rock band would be

Blood hand Calligraphy...............man

Smon
Apr 21st, 2007, 01:33 AM
Satan's Ballsack in a Skillet.

Of course abbreviated we would be Satan's BIAS, oh man, I am all philosophical and shit.