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FartinMowler
Apr 14th, 2003, 07:26 PM
this is for all the guys that are married and know that they will be faithful and be with the same woman everynight until they die. Thank god I have a good imagination. :)
Esuohlim
Apr 14th, 2003, 09:05 PM
Never getting married, ever (http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=1679)
Anonymous
Apr 14th, 2003, 09:22 PM
nice life :rolleyes
SisterOFMercy
Apr 14th, 2003, 10:16 PM
what's wrong with marriage?
The Unseen
Apr 14th, 2003, 10:30 PM
Fartin, were you just watching "Married by America" :lol
FartinMowler
Apr 15th, 2003, 08:45 AM
I have notice that most gay women when they get older look like my uncle Chuck, but who knows what fish you will catch and after twenty years of trading you might end up with. Nothing in life is great, it's what you make of it.




And no I wasn't watching Married in America. the only thing I watch on Mondays is CSI miami.

nice life
slavemason
Apr 15th, 2003, 02:35 PM
I've been married for eight years. It's been a great sinusoidal experience.
Nice signature there Fartin. You sure aren't trying to make any friends around here are you?
FartinMowler
Apr 15th, 2003, 04:20 PM
Friends? I think it is too soon for me to be that presumptuous. Thats my big word for today.

Back to the subject of Marriage. When it comes down to it marriage is just fancy word for commiting to someone straight or gay and if you take the time and effort (which sometimes takes imagination) you can have a great life. I'm sure Doopa will imagine her girl friend is Elizabeth Hurley at some time. :)
Rongi
Apr 15th, 2003, 04:40 PM
Good god, you couldn't be anymore dumb :|.

I wounder what kind of unlucky woman would marry a face like yours :(. I can only imagine what your daughter might look like :shocked
FartinMowler
Apr 15th, 2003, 05:35 PM
Rongi just because put a Barbie wedding dress on your hand and beat your monkey doesn't mean that you can comment in this thread.
Anonymous
Apr 15th, 2003, 06:28 PM
jesuschrist

Ok kids lets start over!!!!

I understand how you might come to the conclusion that I am a lesbian considering I started The Gay Thread, but I don't understand why you concluded from that, that I am uhh just discovering my liking for girls/that I am young and or unattached to anyone. :confused

1. I am not a lesbian. I am "gender indifferent"
2. The Gay Thread was only started for people to say homosexual things in.
3. I said "nice life" because your comment about "thank god I have a good imagination" seemed that you do not enjoy your life.
4. I am married.

5. I will never start a Gay Thread again :( I dun learned my lesson


edit: Elizabeth Hurly is *so* not my type :rolleyes
James
Apr 15th, 2003, 06:39 PM
We all know it's Shakira you lust after. Her swaying hips hypnotize you and make you cry out for her silken touch.

God, you are such a gay. >:
FartinMowler
Apr 15th, 2003, 07:38 PM
Sorry Doopa :/ I just find the whole gay thing just too confusing. Gender indifferent just adds to it times ten.
SisterOFMercy
Apr 15th, 2003, 08:38 PM
i am also confused..by gender indifferent.. ?

-hmm i love dr.pepper!
James
Apr 15th, 2003, 08:59 PM
Kind of as someone else said it in the gay thread (I think).

She doesn't really base her preferences on the fact that a person is male or female. It's more on if they have a decent personality (or maybe if they just look good).

To stupify it to a point that she'll kill me; She's bi.
SisterOFMercy
Apr 17th, 2003, 10:25 PM
being bi is still being a fag..i forgot if i even had a point? ohh well..back to drinking my lemonade.
Anonymous
Apr 17th, 2003, 11:52 PM
oh no! what will god think!


hey "location sexy" how ya doin ;)
Protoclown
Apr 18th, 2003, 01:46 AM
Hey, Sister of Mercy...you're not one of the "smart" ones, is ya?
SisterOFMercy
Apr 18th, 2003, 10:15 PM
i am probably one of the only smart ones here..
Protoclown
Apr 19th, 2003, 12:49 AM
Oh, I see. This is just your "stupid disguise" then. A bit of undercover work, eh? Wink wink, nudge nudge.
GADZOOKS
Apr 19th, 2003, 02:36 AM
Ow I've been nudged :(
FS
Apr 19th, 2003, 05:42 AM
SisterOfMercy has all the characteristics of a gigantic closet fag.
SisterOFMercy
Apr 19th, 2003, 06:13 PM
ouch that hurt..stop...don't....

i might actually care what you think if you were on my level..but you're not..sooo...i don't....
Krythor
Apr 19th, 2003, 07:56 PM
And what is this "level" exactly? As far as I can tell, you're no smarter than any other ignorant homophobe. Your main argument seems to be that being straight is "nature's way."

Your self-righteous bibble-babble and "God's messenger" attitude is boring and repetitive, and stating facts about the human anatomy that all of us were already aware of does not make you intelligent.

I'd be interested to hear your opinions on other "types" of people too.


SISTEROFMERCY IS A FAG ;)
Jixby Phillips
Apr 19th, 2003, 10:43 PM
GO FUCK A DIAMOND YOU DIAMONG FUCKER >: >: >:
shithousepoet
May 25th, 2003, 07:00 PM
im never getting married..its just a waste of money.
Zosimus
May 27th, 2003, 01:52 PM
Marriage is (for the most) one of the greatest things in the world.
I used to be petrified when thinking of the commitment, the bonds and the slow suffocation over time.
Well BIG fucking surprize for me, I got married to my best friend! 4,5 years later, after many hours of sweet love and many quarrals, i still think that it was the right thing to do. We were very far apart (US + Europe), one way or another we were determined to stay together...so I moved my entire life to be with my love.

Marriage provides you with certain "benefits":

- You always have someone to share your feelings with!
- (provided that you are both honest people) Safe sex.
- Someone to share common interests with (hiking, vid.games,art, philosophical discussions, etc.)
- Support in times of need.
-Etc.
It must be said that being married isn't a very easy thing either. It requires daily attention and effort. You have to deal with issues even if it doesn't always suit when, why or how you would do it...but, as a whole I agree with Fartin...its GREAT!!