my cock was ripped off by vampires

[noob3]

discuss your similar experiences

[Sam]

One time a werewolf almost sliced off my ball sack.

First she was this hot chick and she was like "hey you wanna fuck?" and i was like "okay" and then we went to her house and i got in her room and she was like " where the dick at" and i took off my pants and SHE FUCKING TRANSMOGRIFIED AND TRIED TO BITE MY JUNK OFF but I ran out of there was fast as I could!

[noob3]

damn dude good call on the escaping i mean you could of just thought she was doing some sort of sexy role play and not had a ball sack man that's kind of what happened to me we were jamming to the ultimate dance party mix and things started to get hot & heavy she unzipped my pants & i was like "hell yes I love getting my cock sucked" but the next thing I know my cock was totally gone

[executioneer]

one time a ogre bit my foreskin off thank god i had that pepper spray or it woulda got the whole enchilada

[Sam]

Yeah maybe I would have thought it was some kind of sexy role play if i was some kind of guy who thought furries were sexy role play, i mean my first thought was "OH SHIT FURRY ESCAPE ESCAPE ESCAPE" but then i realized she was just metamorphisizing into a werewolf and I was like "THIS IS NOT AS BAD BUT ESCAPE IS STILL NECESSARY"

[noob3]

guys i wish i had my cock back

damn succubus

[Seven Force]

THE INTERNET TOOK MY COCK

[noob3]

how and why? was there music playing?

[Seven Force]

THEY TOOK IT WITH A CAMERA AND MADE COPIES

[Seven Force]

MY PENIS IS STILL PHYSICALLY INTACT....FOR NOW

[noob3]

good stories guys good job keeping your cocks on your person great reflexes everyone

[Goat Cheese]

A vampirate tore off my scrotum

[Terra]

A vampirate tore off my scrotum

edit/ a vampire looked in vain for my scrotum :lol

[CaptainBubba]

My cock is a vampire

[executioneer]

my perineal region was once possessed by a demon too but i sprinkled some holy water on there and he went back to HELL >:

[arg_zombies]

I once ate a pickled egg and it gave me a bad stomach >:

[Womti]

I once ate a bad egg and it gave me a pickled stomach >:

[arg_zombies]

I once ate an egg >: