NEW SHORT: "THE HARBINGERS OF BAD LUCK!"

[Mockery]

This just might be the most frightening thing you will ever see. EVER.

http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/boxes/harbingers-box.jpg (http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/harbingers)
NEW SHORT: "A FRIDAY THE 13TH MESSAGE FROM THE HARBINGERS OF BAD LUCK!"
http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/harbingers

Enjoy!

[arg_zombies]

They killed the peep :tear

[Divisible by Waffle]

NOT THE CHAPSTICK! YOU FUCKING SICK BASTARDS!

[JohnBoy]

If I were wearing pants right now they would be sooooo drenched with urine.

[Noodles]

Dammit the four leaf platypus has never failed me before!

[ArrowX]

you fucking new kids suck

It was OK rog, the voice was unsettling but they didn't do enough menacing stuff, having them cut brake lines and replace breakers with already busted ones would have been much more evil.

[Courage the Cowardly Dog]

could have been better.

[Divisible by Waffle]

you fucking new kids suck

It was OK rog, the voice was unsettling but they didn't do enough menacing stuff, having them cut brake lines and replace breakers with already busted ones would have been much more evil.
But, can't you see? Without Chapstick, we can't make Deadly Chapstick Dartguns (http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/chapstick/default.php)!

[Mockery]

It was OK rog, the voice was unsettling but they didn't do enough menacing stuff, having them cut brake lines and replace breakers with already busted ones would have been much more evil.
Good call, because clearly a video featuring wind-up toys on a floor has a budget for cutting brake lines of a car, massive explosions, and stuntmen running from the scene of the accident while ON FIRE. I'll have to do that in part two. Keep those handy suggestions a' comin' my good man!

[arg_zombies]

in that case, i think they should all give me money, as that would also be evil.