Drunk AIM talk

[Supafly345]

Usually when I get home from drinking I pass out right away, but sometimes I feel like its a good idea to get on the computer first. I've only used the instant messaging while drunk a few times, and one of them was responsible for someone never talking to me again- I never remember these conversations, so I never know what they are like. But now I have a handy AIM logger, and frankly, this makes me want to talk online while drunk more often.

YouWantToBeAdam:i'm toitally frunk and I have class tomorrow
YouWantToBeAdam:This is aesome
LadyFriend:what?
YouWantToBeAdam:just got home from the bar
LadyFriend:when's your class?
LadyFriend:ha ha oh drunk
LadyFriend:frunk
YouWantToBeAdam:i dunno, 1p,m
LadyFriend:well how drunk are you?
YouWantToBeAdam:Frunk baby, lets get creunk
YouWantToBeAdam:Not too much,. I had like beers, 12 is my shitface level
YouWantToBeAdam:eight beers*
LadyFriend:can you walk in a straight line?
YouWantToBeAdam:Yeah, I think
LadyFriend:ha ha try
YouWantToBeAdam:I dun wanna get up to try
YouWantToBeAdam:ok
YouWantToBeAdam:I did it hooray
LadyFriend:yay!!!
YouWantToBeAdam:Man, its been like 5 or 65 months since I've been drunk
YouWantToBeAdam:I misst it
LadyFriend:ha ha yeah its pretty awesome
YouWantToBeAdam:I am eatin some oreaos here, and I want burritgos
YouWantToBeAdam:brink me some burritos and I'll buy yu booze
LadyFriend:oh yeah i'll totally get you some
YouWantToBeAdam:nABM NA==MAKE ITS BEEF AND RED CHILIES
LadyFriend:got it
LadyFriend:anything to drink?
LadyFriend:beside more beer
YouWantToBeAdam:i W
YouWantToBeAdam:capri sun
LadyFriend:what flavor?
YouWantToBeAdam:sun flavorf
LadyFriend:ok
YouWantToBeAdam:you know, that fun in the sun flavor that came out in like 1992
LadyFriend:yeah
YouWantToBeAdam:biuld a time machine ande get some I'll wait in your biulding
YouWantToBeAdam:i heard ther are catrs there
LadyFriend:ok i will
YouWantToBeAdam:Doin't patrionize me, I will remember all this when I sober up
YouWantToBeAdam:you are toast
LadyFriend:i'm not
YouWantToBeAdam:Oh man, I talked to my ex's sister today and she is like twice as hot as her sister
LadyFriend:oooh
LadyFriend:you gonna try to get with her? haha
YouWantToBeAdam:she scared me at first because her husband was all "make key for mongo uuhhhhhhhhhgg"
LadyFriend:hah
YouWantToBeAdam:And she looks so much like my ex I was all :"wtf:"
LadyFriend:well they are siisters
YouWantToBeAdam:I know butg still
YouWantToBeAdam:I was freaked, thinking "man I don't wanna talk to her
LadyFriend:were you guys hanging out or soemting or didi you just bump into her?
YouWantToBeAdam:Noqw I'm fEWW AND i discovered a new wayu to heaven that the hindos made up as being tries
LadyFriend:lol
YouWantToBeAdam: om god I am so todalltyu blacked out
LadyFriend:haha
YouWantToBeAdam:I can't see very well right now, I'm going to bed.
LadyFriend:hah a good idea
YouWantToBeAdam:You talk to yourself for several hours to represent me when I'm gone
LadyFriend:alright i will
YouWantToBeAdam:4/19/07 NEVA FORGET
LadyFriend:yup
LadyFriend:goodnight and dont hurt yourself now ok?
YouWantToBeAdam:thank you
YouWantToBeAdam:not everyuone reallly thinks about me like tha
YouWantToBeAdam:t yhfiosh
YouWantToBeAdam:nights

[AChimp]

I have a lady friend that I talked to on MSN after I got home from a New Year's party and it sounded like that. :posh

[executioneer]

i don't type any worse when i am drunk :( in fact some times i type better due to correcting mistakes that i would leave in deliberately if i was sober

[Supafly345]

Well it isn't so much the typing mistakes, as it is what is said. I really really want to know why I said I found a new way to heaven that the hindus made up.
And I think I might be on to a new billion dollar fast-food franchise with my term "burritgos".

[FartinMowler]

I have a lady friend

Can I write a script about it? :orgasm

[Zomboid]

i don't type any worse when i am drunk :( in fact some times i type better due to correcting mistakes that i would leave in deliberately if i was sober
Same here..Unless I'm reeeeaaally trashed and don't care. In fact, supafly, about 80% of the time when I talk to you at night on weekends, I'm completely bombed! If that was last night, when did you sober up? I talked to you briefly and you didn't seem drunk :O

[kahljorn]

That was easily the most boring drunk conversation I've ever read.

[Supafly345]

Aren't they all the same?
And it was the night before last. I totally wouldn't have done it in the middle of the week, but you don't say no when a girlie offers to buy you a drink.

[noob3]

4/19 is the day my city got bombed i hope that was a reference

[Misdemonar]

alchohol is the past old man! Mary jane is the future!

[Terra]

i miss talking to people like this stuff. :(

[Lenor]

OH I HAVE TO ADD SOMETHING JUST CAUSE:

XxCh33s3 WhiZxX: Hey SEEESSSXxXXSSSYYY
executioneer: hello!!!!!!!!!
XxCh33s3 WhiZxX: I BE DRUNKSSS
executioneer: hahaha
XxCh33s3 WhiZxX: I LUVS YOUOUUWO ;-)
executioneer : i'ma gonna be there in like a hour and a half
executioneer : aww thanks!
executioneer : i'm gonnan hang out with my seester
executioneer : ina hour
XxCh33s3 WhiZxX : OMG REALLY?
XxCh33s3 WhiZxX : are you gonna give me a drunken WILLIE PHONE CFALL??
executioneer : heck yeah
executioneer : MAYBE IDK
XxCh33s3 WhiZxX : cause that would be fuckin awesome!
XxCh33s3 WhiZxX : that would like make my year!
executioneer : hahah ok
XxCh33s3 WhiZxX : if u called me when u were drunk
XxCh33s3 WhiZxX : just to say 'AMBER IM DRUNKKSKSKSK'
XxCh33s3 WhiZxX : like i do
executioneer : well i'll try to!
XxCh33s3 WhiZxX : or how about ill call u?
XxCh33s3 WhiZxX : in like 3 hours?
XxCh33s3 WhiZxX : lol
XxCh33s3 WhiZxX : will u be drunk by then?
executioneer : probably
XxCh33s3 WhiZxX : k
XxCh33s3 WhiZxX : then ill cfall u in 3 hours
XxCh33s3 WhiZxX : YOU BETTER ANSER
executioneer : okay!

XxCh33s3 WhiZxX : IM DRUNK JUST FLOW WITH ME HOMIE!
XxCh33s3 WhiZxX : O:-)
executioneer : OKAY!
executioneer : SUEPR COOL
executioneer : lol ok
XxCh33s3 WhiZxX : haha cause its funny
executioneer : aight
executioneer : it's party time, see you later

[kahljorn]

I don't know I thought I use to have somewhat interesting drunk conversations but for the most part i think conversations suck anyway.

[Supafly345]

Why do some people have a chronic urge to repeat they are drunk over and over?

[Lenor]

Maybe its some sub-conscious thing; to reassure yourself, so they know your saying/doing whatever it is for that specific reason?

[Womti]

I hate being drunk.