Freezing time.

[Jixby Phillips]

I wish I could freeze time, so that I could get more sleep.

[FS]

Hey, me too. We should be friends. >:

[Jixby Phillips]

I'd also check out HAWT chicks.

[Jixby Phillips]

This is a PROVACTIVE idea for a thread, I think.

[Captain Robo]

Keep it on the down low :eek

edit: clockstoppers! >:

[kellychaos]

Wouldn't you also be frozen in time also? If you're frozen and looking at a hot chick, you would still face the inevitable slap in the face upon "thawing". :/

[Captain Robo]

What if for unknown reasons, the flow of time just stopped for a billion years? It would seem like the blink of an eye and we wouldn't even notice it.

But then again, time isn't real.

In conclusion, I will be removing myself from this thread... Kellychaos should do the same ;(

[Cancer]

Shut up you fag, or your testicles are my next target >:

[kellychaos]

Shut up you fag, or your testicles are my next target >:

Yeah, but can cancer attack retracted testicles ... or those that haven't even dropped in the first place? :)

[Johannas]

Cancer
Joined: 13 Apr 2003
Posts: 4

Newb :rolleyes :newbie

[Captain Robo]

Stop gaying up this thread.

[Les Waste]

Johannas I fucking hate your existence.

And Jixby means he would like to freeze time for everything about himself, dip shits. >:

But since time is just an abstract concept measuring the number of times we orbit around the sun, sorry. :(

[Johannas]

Johannas I fucking hate your existence.



Hey, what the fuck did I do?

[whoreable]

if it is any consolation I knew I hated you as soon as I saw your first post.

[Johannas]

wow, it doesnt take much to get hated around here....and im at least not half as annoying as some newbs around here like Dr Drew saying everyone is a fag and shit!

[whoreable]

DAMN! THAT REPLY WAS EXCITING!

[Matt Harty]

and im at least not half as annoying as some newbs around here like Dr Drew saying everyone is a fag and shit!


Yes you are :)

[CastroMotorOil]

johannas do not make fun a of a newb that joined 2 days after you and you only have 22 posts. i have 200+ and am nowhere near not being a newb. so just keep your mouth shut, and maybe in a few months people may talk to you.

[CaptainBubba]

If i could freeze time I would be in my Spanish class and I would be giving my repprt on tapas and then in the middle of it time would stop (for everything but me and my clothes and the air around me, cuz otherwise I couldn't move).

Then I would stip naked and cover myself in fake blood (yeah i forgot about the fake blood capsules that aren't froxen either) and i would make myself start crying by thinking about my sad sad life.

Then I would unfreeze time and I would run out of the room and then I'd come back in and collapse on the floor and crawl to the front of the room and pass out.

Then in the hospital I'd stop time again while I'm being pushed on the stretcher and I'd get naked again, but this time I'd masturbate wildy and just as I'm about to finish I'd start time again and I'd run into an old person's room and splurg all over their flowers and they'd be so shocked that they'd die.

Then I'd start making out with the body and as the doctors come to take me away I'd freeze time again and run into the forest where something happens with midgets/cheese/squirrels/rosie o' donnel/dildos, I dunno, you figure it out. I have a Spanish test to study for fuckers.

[Les Waste]

Well Johannas, if you don't consider being an idiot whose posts are worthless and are about as clever as the jokes on popsicle sticks as not a big thing, then I guess it doesn't take much to be hated around her.

[whoreable]

That plan is a bit too in your face and offensive for me!
I hope you can never have these powers!

[slavemason]

Aren't there any abortion clinics in outer space?

[CaptainBubba]

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Because I think you read it and you really think that. And I think that I was writing that with the hopes that I could impress someone with my crazy, quirky, and "in your face" attitude. I really do. I really really do. Fucker.

I didn't mean the fucker part whoreable. Yous is good peoples. Just so you know. :(

[whoreable]

Aw Shucks thats sweet.

I guess you can have those powers after all.

[MISTER FART]

IF THIS THREAD WAS A THREAD IT WOULD PROBABLY LOOK SOMETHIGN EXACTLY LIKE THIS :lol

[kellychaos]

And Jixby means he would like to freeze time for everything about himself, dip shits. >:

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Yeah, but freezing time (even with the exception of himself) would mean that he would freeze EVERYTHING outside himself ... including the much needed oxygen molecules needed to sustain all carbon-based life forms ... and he would soon die ... dipshit ... just sayin' :/

[glowbelly]

jixby's immortal...dipshit...just sayin' :/

[kellychaos]

jixby's immortal...dipshit...just sayin' :/

Oh :/ ... In that case, I retract all previous statements :) ... dipshit infinity + 1 ...

[Esuohlim]

Freezing everything but yourself would probably cause you to age anyway, so you'd probably die before you're supposed to.

[Krythor]

Why do you have to spoil Jixby's dreams by using LOGIC? If you hadn't interfered this thread could have had a million zany ideas about the freezing of time by now >:

[kellychaos]

:bestthread

[FS]

If I could stick time in a bottle...

Actually, you'd probably not even be able to move if everything but you was frozen in time. Time would probably be necessary to move the air's molecules around, as you push through them with your body.

[Captain Robo]

THAT MEANS THAT NOT ONLY WAS "CLOCKSTOPPERS" A COMPLETE FLOP AS A MOVIE, BUT COMPLETELY IMPOSSIBLE AND UNTRUE :D

[kellychaos]

Yeah, but according to Julian Barbour in his book The End of Time (http://www.oup-usa.org/isbn/0195117298.html), time does not really exist anyway. That sort of makes this whole thread mute. :/

[Captain Robo]

YOU MEAN, "MOOT"

[sadie]

it's not like the thread's making any noise or anything.

[kellychaos]

Well, excuuuuuuuuuuuuuse ME ... I'm allowed a typo every once in a while ... lord knows their flying all over this joint anyway. :)

[sadie]

they're. :)

[kellychaos]

:lol Stepped on my peepee. :/

[Matt Harty]

pee pee. :)

[Esuohlim]

THIS THREAD SUCKS NOW. :(

[Jixby Phillips]

Haven't you gaybos seen the sitcom "Out of this World"?

[Esuohlim]

You mean the one with the alien chick that stops time? :eek

[whoreable]

Duh the one where her dad talks to her through a bowling trophy or something :rolleyes

[Captain Robo]

I saw a twilight zone where Henry Fonda stopped time with a pocketwatch and then the pocketwatch broke and time was frozen forever.

It was sad.

[kellychaos]

K, disregarding all the logistical AND logical problems inherent in stopping time, what, aside from sleeping, what else would be the advantage of this time altered state?

[FS]

Jixby knows all the things I've forgotten, and more.

[UnDeath]

K, disregarding all the logistical AND logical problems inherent in stopping time, what, aside from sleeping, what else would be the advantage of this time altered state?
walk right into banks and walk out with lotsa cash, place an anvil over the president's head, piss on Martha Stwewert, etc...

[GADZOOKS]

It would be too cold to freeze time 8-)

[Jixby Phillips]

place an anvil over the president's head, piss on Martha Stwewert, etc...

You are so counter-culture it makes me wet.

You'd enough time to be completely lazy. But you'd still want to conserve your time, as you still age even though everybody else isn't. If you spent so much time frozen, it would look like you had that aging disease.

Also it would be super easy to pull pranks.

You could study for tests DURRING your test.

You could use it to "disapear" in front of people, perhaps as a part of a magic act or to make people think they are insane, causing them to kill themselves with unnessessary medication (this is what happened to the neighbor on Bewitched :()

The only time it wouldn't really work well is if you wanted to get somewhere fast, because you'd have to drive for it to not be a pain in the ass. If the other cars aren't moving then neither are you.