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Mockery
Apr 15th, 2003, 03:04 PM
http://www.i-mockery.net/newpics/pickle-man.jpg

:rock

Louis (the runner-up in the recent Hateful Chris contest) just sent this in to me because he and I are going to be working on some schnazzy stuff for I-Mockery in the not too distant future. Pretty pickletacular eh?
Rongi
Apr 15th, 2003, 03:07 PM
If that was a poster, I'd buy it
slavemason
Apr 15th, 2003, 03:07 PM
I like it but he needs a superhero pud to go with his pickles.
UnDeath
Apr 15th, 2003, 03:19 PM
are ya gonna make that into a sticker, or like Rongi suggested, a poster? cuz that'll be k-rad. :meat
whoreable
Apr 15th, 2003, 03:46 PM
OMG!! the background is awesome
FS
Apr 15th, 2003, 04:22 PM
I bet you just like it because of the rippling muscles ;)
whoreable
Apr 15th, 2003, 04:30 PM
It gives me a boner.

I mean I like the pickles he keeps on his belt.
Rongi
Apr 15th, 2003, 04:35 PM
More like the pickle in his pants :rolleyes

:(
Ninjavenom
Apr 15th, 2003, 05:13 PM
oh god

that puts my Doc Mock to shame. :(
noob3
Apr 15th, 2003, 05:21 PM
Those look like Dildos, man.
Cap'n Crunch
Apr 15th, 2003, 05:23 PM
He needs a sidekick. :/
Anonymous
Apr 15th, 2003, 06:54 PM
his sidekick is already pickledog :(
The Unseen
Apr 15th, 2003, 06:58 PM
this should have his own line of Marvel spin-offs :(
Krythor
Apr 15th, 2003, 07:19 PM
It's just waiting for someone with alot of free time to create a comic out of it and insert it into a club pack :(
Mockery
Apr 15th, 2003, 07:24 PM
Pickleman™©®

you lose :lol
Esuohlim
Apr 15th, 2003, 07:26 PM
He looks like he can kick the ass of any other superhero/villain.

With the power of brined cucumbers, I mean.
Captain Robo
Apr 15th, 2003, 08:53 PM
Does he have an X-Ray ski mask?
Cap'n Crunch
Apr 15th, 2003, 08:54 PM
Did he paint that? I can't paint, but I can draw some stuff.
whoreable
Apr 15th, 2003, 08:55 PM
Pickelman's homoerotic charactaristics make him the ultimate superhero.
Mockery
Apr 15th, 2003, 08:57 PM
Pickelman's homoerotic charactaristics make him the ultimate superhero.

Finally, someone gets it. :)
Cap'n Crunch
Apr 15th, 2003, 08:59 PM
That made me :lol. Mock, you should make an actual comic book with him that you can buy. I'd buy it.
Mockery
Apr 15th, 2003, 09:07 PM
Yeah, but you'd drink a frothy mug of urine if I slapped the I-Mockery logo on it.
Cap'n Crunch
Apr 15th, 2003, 09:10 PM
No, I wouldn't. I didn't buy the shirts because I don't like them. I'd buy anything that I like. I'd like to see some comic on the website or something. It looks cool.
Mockery
Apr 15th, 2003, 09:13 PM
You post too much. Try to resist the urge to reply to a post just once. :)
Perfect Suspect
Apr 15th, 2003, 09:17 PM
Yeah, but you'd drink a frothy mug of urine if I slapped the I-Mockery logo on it.

You can call it Mockery's Pickle Juice!
Ninjavenom
Apr 15th, 2003, 09:37 PM
So, are you selling that piss or what? Don't hold out on me, man.
Les Waste
Apr 15th, 2003, 09:39 PM
Is he wearing suspenders? Like spaghetti-strap suspenders? WTF?! >:
noob3
Apr 15th, 2003, 09:49 PM
Why is his mouth off to the side?
Mockery
Apr 15th, 2003, 10:48 PM
Why not? I love his expression in that pic.

This stuff is pretty cool cuz part of the reason the I-Mockery logo was redesigned was 1) to establish a better identity for the site 2) have something that's easier to use on merchandise and 3) have something I could do minimocks or other fun pieces on the site with.
Zomboid
Apr 15th, 2003, 10:55 PM
:lol @ mockery's mocking of capn crunch

The pic itself is really good. It looks like it was scanned from a comic book. I know that's what it's supposed to look like, but still.
whoreable
Apr 15th, 2003, 11:02 PM
One suggestion. A giant P on his chest. That would be excellent.
Mockery
Apr 15th, 2003, 11:06 PM
Actually, the one thing I've said I don't want for Pickleman is an emblem on his chest. I'd rather him show off his manly pectoral muscles without any distractions. Besides, there's plenty of rockin' superhero characters that don't have emblems on their chest. Plus, he's wearing a Pickle Hat, which pretty much makes him stand out. And if it doesn't, well, he'll shove a pickle in your eye. >:
Cap'n Crunch
Apr 15th, 2003, 11:07 PM
:lol @ mockery's mocking of capn crunch

It wasn't really a mocking. I never bought anything off of the site except club packs. I just said I would buy a comic book based on that if he made one.
ItalianStereotype
Apr 15th, 2003, 11:17 PM
no, it was a mocking cap'n. mock made you look like a complete ass and he did it in such a manner that if you continue posting in this thread, you will look even worse.

so this is now the i-mockery mascot? very nice.
whoreable
Apr 15th, 2003, 11:19 PM
Logo or not I think his bulging man boobies are sexy...i mean noticable enough.

He should also battle enemies using the power of Jazz music.
Krythor
Apr 15th, 2003, 11:39 PM
His arch-enemy should be the "FARKING BEAN-MAN"
FS
Apr 16th, 2003, 04:54 AM
I can't wait for Pickleman's PSAs, in which he ends his lecture by giving all the kids a pickle, and they try to keep a straight face despite the sour taste, because Pickleman will pummel them otherwise. :)
Mystic_Powers
Apr 16th, 2003, 12:41 PM
http://www.i-mockery.net/john-doe.jpg

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James
Apr 16th, 2003, 02:57 PM
Sometime down the line, you should have a Pickleman Art Contest. The Grand Prize winner could receive a lithograph of that Pickleman, signed by you and the artist.

And maybe some runners up could get free pickle hats. I'd totally enter.
sadie
Apr 16th, 2003, 08:56 PM
pickelman :(
Mockery
Apr 16th, 2003, 09:50 PM
pickleman :(
pjalne
Apr 16th, 2003, 10:25 PM
Who is Picleman's arch nemesis? Pregnant Woman?
James
Apr 16th, 2003, 10:29 PM
Eggyolkio.