People aren't fun

[Sethomas]

So, I live with my cousin who is NOT a neat freak. I'm constantly picking up after him. Last Friday one of his friends broke one of my shot glasses, but whatever. I thought that I picked up all the glass, but yesterday I was in the kitchen barefoot when I discovered another shard of thick glass. Pulling it out, I bled absolutely everywhere in the kitchen. The floor looked like something from a Rob Zombie movie--standing pools of blood, footprints of blood, random splatters. It was awesome. When my cousin saw it he just stared and stared as I invented some story about killing some guests, but my girlfriend was like, "oh, Seth stepped on some glass." PSSSSSSH. I told my cousin that I'd go buy a mop and clean it up (we just have a weird, inefficient, lame mopping apparatus) later. When I got home, my artwork was gone. He couldn't stand to just walk around the blood and look at it. We had a party last night, and it would have been so so much better if our kitchen had been a bloody mess.

People don't appreciate fun anymore.

[MisSFiT]

The fear of AIDS really gets to people nowadays, and that just takes the fun right out of it.

[DuFresne]

Don't suppose you got any pics of your "artwork" before your cousin cleaned it up, didja?

[FartinMowler]

Is it considered a smart persons blood if he isn't smart enough to clean up all the glass?

[noob3]

seth u can bleed more blood dude don't worry!

[kahljorn]

fiesta!!!!

[Sethomas]

No, I was really pissed that he didn't at least take photographs. Incidentally, I need to donate blood soon. I have moral compulsion to do so, but I've also noticed that when it's time to give blood my left hand turns brown in blotches, presumably from iron build-up. Maybe I should talk to a doctor about that once I have insurance.

[Blue Fox]

how much blood did u really lose? that cut must've sucked. u didn't need stitches?

that does sound awesome tho!

[Sethomas]

Probably a few fluid ounces.