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mburbank
May 21st, 2007, 09:52 AM
I'd say I was middle aged, but I hardly think I'll live to see 90.
Protoclown
May 21st, 2007, 10:23 AM
Happy birthday, Max!
executioneer
May 21st, 2007, 10:28 AM
I'd say I was middle aged, but I hardly think I'll live to see 90.

i used to tell people i was going thru a midlife crisis when i was in my early teens :x :x :x
MisSFiT
May 21st, 2007, 10:53 AM
Happy Birthday, you'll be over the hill in 5 years congratulations!
MisSFiT
May 21st, 2007, 10:54 AM
Happy Birthday, you'll be over the hill in 5 years congratulations!
GingerGrrl22
May 21st, 2007, 12:01 PM
Happy Birthday! Try not to fall into a diabetic coma from eating too much cake!
Seven Force
May 21st, 2007, 12:07 PM
YOU DONT HAVE LONG >:
Mockery
May 21st, 2007, 12:39 PM
Egads! People your age use computers? Shouldn't you be playing Bingo with the other elderlies, complaining about how your kids never visit, and pretending to take those relaxant pills when in reality you're planning on overthowing "the people in white"?

Happy birthday Max, and you had better live to see 90 because the contract you signed with I-Mockery guarantees that you'll be writing for the site for at least 60 years.
MattJack
May 21st, 2007, 12:43 PM
I'm 45 now.

Do you get sick of all the applesauce and cups of pills??
Cosmo Electrolux
May 21st, 2007, 02:18 PM
you'd damned well better stay healthy, Burbank...if you kick the bucket, I'll be the oldest bastard here! >:

EDIT: oh, yeah...Happy Birthday, Max!
J. Tithonus Pednaud
May 21st, 2007, 02:23 PM
45? Damn...my deepest condolences...
FartinMowler
May 21st, 2007, 03:45 PM
:rolleyes: I love when characters loose track of there age...
zeldasbiggestfan
May 22nd, 2007, 01:36 AM
Happy birthday Mr. Burbank.
Chojin
May 22nd, 2007, 07:09 AM
Happy Birthday, max!
mburbank
May 22nd, 2007, 09:14 AM
I got a red velvet Chairman Mao piggy bank
Cosmo Electrolux
May 22nd, 2007, 09:43 AM
you didn't get the spinner rims for your wheel chair?
mburbank
May 22nd, 2007, 10:04 AM
no but i totally pimped out my colostomy bag
Cosmo Electrolux
May 22nd, 2007, 11:07 AM
Sweet!! Nothing says class like a pimped out colostomy bag! :rock

now, if one of the cheap fuckers on this board would only spring for that designer catheter and piss bag, you'd be set, my friend.
glowbelly
May 23rd, 2007, 05:16 AM
sorry, i'm late.

(at least your wife's not the one saying that)

happy birthday.
Girl Drink Drunk
May 23rd, 2007, 09:40 AM
Egads! People your age use computers? Shouldn't you be playing Bingo with the other elderlies, complaining about how your kids never visit, and pretending to take those relaxant pills when in reality you're planning on overthowing "the people in white"?

And trying to jam 7' singles in a CD player, thinking they'll work.

Happy birthday.
Terra
May 23rd, 2007, 10:57 PM
happy birthday max! the older you get, the more sex you get to have! :)
MattJack
May 24th, 2007, 12:03 AM
that's not true terra
Jixby Phillips
May 24th, 2007, 01:42 AM
Happy Birthday Max you are a good guy and thats no laughing matter!

Heres your card!

http://www.anathemabooks.com/myspace/no_buttplugs.jpg

HERES A GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH OF "NO LAUGHING MATTER"!

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/coverv/42/164342.jpg

http://www.fantasticfiction.co.uk/images/n30/n153712.jpg

http://www.aabibliography.com/aaphotonew/chalktalk1.jpg

Woah baby, thats a LOT of presents! Congratulations!
Wiffle Bat
May 26th, 2007, 05:02 PM
Take care, and preserve yourself. You are a reservoir of wisdom.