The Immigration Game

[AChimp]

http://www.transience.com.au/el/elgameo.html

:)

[Cap'n Crunch]

Best. Game. Ever.

[Perfect Suspect]

I only got 5213 points :(

Cool game though.

[The Retro Kat]

I suck at this game. It looks like Speedy Gonzales, though.

[James]

I'm glad we're all on the same page regarding racism.

Glowbelly's hit-and run thread (who I have to assume a black man is responsible for), my McDonald's thread, the Capn's theiving ****** kid thread, and now this.

Like I said:

http://www.geocities.com/jamesman_x/Mockkk.txt

[Cap'n Crunch]

:lol

[whoreable]

Poor poor Jerseyboy :tear

[noob3]

Too easy

Go straight until you have alot of cars behind you, then circle around them so they crash and you get alot of points.

The cars are faster than you, but you turn alot faster than them.

[Esuohlim]

My computer is going way too fucking slow so I only got, like, 20 points in three minutes, but it was fun. :thumbsup

[Les Waste]

3558

I could have got more, but I kept accidentally moving the cursor outside of the flash box, and when you do that he doesn't listen to you. That's my own fault though.

:(

[The Unseen]

1953 :(

[Cap'n Crunch]

Just hop on top of the cars with the rock. I got 5,000 something.

[Captain Robo]

So the cops just run the mexican over?

[Cap'n Crunch]

No, there is a certain way you do it. I forget how I did it. He just keeps hopping on the top and you just move the mouse where the car goes. It might have been just luck.

[Russo]

You're gay.

[Geggy]

Not as much as you are, Russo. :wink

[Russo]

yeah probably not, ho.

[slavemason]

Come on now folks, not all ******s are bad.
http://www.probertencyclopaedia.com/j/Al%20Jolson.jpg
We need to help them before the wet-backs take all their jobs

[glowbelly]

the guy who hit my car was a fat middle aged white man with a beard. >: fucking crackers. >:

[Matt Harty]

1896 :(

[Johannas]

That game was the best!

[Tony_Danza]

my grandfather worked very hard to get to this country and im proud to be american and i've worked hard too to give samantha a better life in conneticut. brooklyn was hard but we managed.

[Johannas]

...character...again, i hate Tony Danza, and i hope he burns in hell.

WHOS THE BOSS NOW, BITCH?

[Les Waste]

I am bumping a really old thread but guess what?

http://www.geocities.com/sandinista13/ImmigrantGameScore.txt

Beat THAT, fuckers. >:

[Angry Rasta]

OOOOOOOH GOOD. PRAISE JAH! YOU'VE GOTTEN A SCORE BETTER THAN THESE OTHER FUCKS ON A STUPID GAME WHERE YOU TRY TO ESCAPE THE I.N.S. ON A BICYCLE OVER AN INFINITELY LARGE DESERT THAT HAS NO END, MEANING YOU NEVER ACTUALLY MAKE IT INTO CALIFORNIA SO YOU CAN LIVE IN A SHANTY TOWN OUTSIDE SAN DIEGO AND EARN THIRTY CENTS A DAY PICKING FRUIT AND DIGGING HOLES AND SEND EVERY SINGLE CENT YOU MAKE BACK HOME TO YOUR WIFE MARIBELL, WHO HAS ALREADY STARTED SLEEPING WITH YOUR NEIGHBOR JUAN, AND YOUR CHILDREN WHO HAVE ALREADY STARTED CALLING JUAN PAPA.

PLEASE TELL US THE NEXT TIME YOU DO STUPID SHIT NOBODY CARES ABOUT BUT YOU WANT PEOPLE TO CONGRADULATE YOU FOR ANYWAY. MON. >:

>: >: >:

[Cap'n Crunch]

How do you take a picture of it?

[Esuohlim]

PRINT SCRN/SYS RQ >:

[Blackjack]

That was brilliant!

I must have missed the game the first time round but... the music! And it's a Mexican on bicycle! And the cops crash into each other! And... the music!! I can't get it out of my head!!!