'LO AND BEHOLD, FOR I HAVE RETURNED!!! (NSFW)

[Jonathan Clement]

Yes, your eyes do not decieve you. It is I, Jon Clement! But I am not as I was... I have changed dramaticly almost overnight. I am now equipped to deal with your critisism!

MISS MEH?! =D

Oh, and one last thing...

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EAT GOATSE MOTHER FUCKERS FOR ALL THE SHIT YOU PUT ME THROUGH!!!

[kahljorn]

:lol what a whiner :rolleyes

and what the hell is GOATSE is that a clever way to say Goat Shit cause I thought you were the one into poopoo
or is it like yatzee with goats i dont know

[ArrowX]

OH FUCK I MISSED YOU, so hows life after we destroyed your internet existence?

[Jonathan Clement]

YOU DIDN'T DESTROY NOTHIN'!!!

I've been on the internet! On my own forum! Did you lazy assholes even BOTHER to look? Hell, I've made real progress!

[Emu]

You locked everybody out of your forum, you tadpole.

[Jonathan Clement]

Cause you were doing nothing but flaming and saying what a looser I was! Thanks to you people, I have this BITCH on my AIM who's one of hte BIGGEST sources of negative energy I've ever seen!

[DuFresne]

Hey, what's up, jon?! What you been up to, man? Still actively doing your part to deny homosexuals their civil liberties while also somehow fighting the threat of coservative Christian authoritarianism?:lol I'd actually be bummed if you weren't. :\

[Jonathan Clement]

No, you fucking dipshit!

[DuFresne]

Aw, now I'm bummed. :(

[Jonathan Clement]

GOOD!!! BE BUMMED!!! NOW YOU KNOW HOW UNSATISFYING MY LIFE IS!!! AND YOU HAD A FUCK OF A NERVE TO MAKE IT WORSE!!! YOU DIDN'T EVEN THINK, DID YOU?! NOOOOOO!!! YOU WANTED SOMETHING TO MOCK! YOU COULDN'T EVEN TRY TO BE COMPASSIONATE COULD YOU!!!

[kahljorn]

GOOD!!! HAVE A SHITTY LIFE!!! NOW YOU KNOW HOW GENERALLY UNSATISFYING LIFE IS FOR EVERYONE!!! AND YOU HAD A FUCK OF A NERVE TO USE THREE EXCLAMATION POINTS!!! YOU DIDNT EVEN THINK, DID YOU?! NOOOOO!!! YOU WANTED TO OVERLY EXPRESS YOURSELF! YOU COULDNT EVEN TRY TO GROW A PAIR OF BALLS AND REALIZE LIFE IS A WASTE OF FEELING CoULD YOU AND THAT YOURE WASTING YOUR FUCKING GOD DAMN EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!

[Jonathan Clement]

MY EXPLAMATION POINTS ARE INFINITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!WTFLOLWTFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 111111111111111111ONEONEONE

[kahljorn]

yea just like eternal love with your internet hussyfuss.

[Sam]

Ha ha yes, a very exagerated use of exlamation points followed by the numerical one and then followed by the "one" typed out is quite jolly good humor! :posh

[Jonathan Clement]

JOLLY?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111ONEONEO NE


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...THAT'S OUR SECRET WORD FOR THE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RaNkeri]

Cause you were doing nothing but flaming and saying what a looser I was! Thanks to you people, I have this BITCH on my AIM who's one of hte BIGGEST sources of negative energy I've ever seen!

So wait, you believe in karma now?

[Jonathan Clement]

YES, MAH GOOD MAN, I BELIEVE IN KARMA!

[Chojin]

BELIEVE IN KARMA, DO YOU! EXCLAMATION POINT QUESTION MARK?

THEN CONSIDER THIS THREAD MIRRA NOVA'S TERRIBLE LOVE-WRAUGHT REVENGE!

http://www.aerisdies.com/gallery/imgs/data/media/3759/buzz002.jpg

[Chojin]

THIS IS WHAT YOU GET CLEMENT

http://www.aerisdies.com/gallery/imgs/data/media/3759/buzz001.jpg

[Chojin]

DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS

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[Chojin]

DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS

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[Chojin]

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS, JOHNATHAN

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[Chojin]

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS

http://www.aerisdies.com/gallery/imgs/data/media/3759/by_playa53.jpg

[Emu]

I just came!

[kahljorn]

chojin the fact that you even know where pictures like this exist frightens me :(

[Jonathan Clement]

Yeah, it's gonna take more than that, Chojin, to upset me.

[kahljorn]

whoa, tough guy.

[DuFresne]

chojin the fact that you even know where pictures like this exist frightens me :(

www.4chan.org (http://www.4chan.org)

www.7chan.org (http://www.7chan.org)

or any other number of progressively more bizarre image message boards where clement is likely to find a wife! :lol:lol:lol get it guys cuz he likes anime and secks and so do all the 4chons or whatever the fuck call themselves!!!! :lol:lol:lol:lol

Seriously though, It's good that you had to be told where to go. It's the people who manage to gain this knowledge by themselves who you gotta watch out for.

[Jonathan Clement]

YEAH, NOW LET'S GET THAT POOP ON YOU!

[DuFresne]

Clement, could you please try to spend more than 10 seconds thinking about what you're going to say next? I mean, it's probably not going to do any good, given that you're kind of stupid and stuff, but could we just experiment for a moment, please? Thank you.

[Jonathan Clement]

Why bother? You're impossible to please. No matter what I do, it's wrong. If I get a girlfriend, it's wrong. If I get my own place, it's wrong. Nothing will impress you, nor do I even want to.

[Sam]

Why are you trying to impress us then?

[Jonathan Clement]

I'm trying to erase you.

[kahljorn]

Shouldn't you be using an Eraser/gun instead of annoying internet messages, then?

[Jonathan Clement]

I will later...

[DuFresne]

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH hed 4 teh hills its Jonathan Chlamydia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Hes coming to kill us all and he's ganna trak r IP addresses and OMG teh horrer da horrrer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sam]

I JUST RECIEVED A DEATH THREAT I NEED A MODERATOR IN HERE RIGHT AWAY I AM FEARING FOR MY SAFETY.

[Jonathan Clement]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLGET ME SOME BANANAS YOU BASTARD!!!

[DuFresne]

Jonathan, let me tell you something. I am not impossible to please. In fact, one of the reasons that I hang around here is because so many of the people who frequent these boards do impress me, and greatly so. These are some of the wittiest, sharpest, most knowledgeable people I know, and probably could ever wish to know. You, on the other hand, have proven yourself to be neither funny nor wise despite your best efforts. If this offends you, then I respectfully ask you to go somewhere where people don't have as high expectations as people around here tend do.

[Jonathan Clement]

Well, would me baking you a free chocolate poopy pudding inpress you?

[MLE]

it's not that hard to do a quick search ;<

[Jonathan Clement]

MEASTPINE LEEMON PARTY GOATS!

[RaNkeri]

I'm trying to erase you.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/RaNkeri/eraser.jpg

:eek


Please forgive me my crappy pic-editing skills, but the idea of this was WAY too tempting :(

[kahljorn]

lol

at first i thought he said he was going to bake you a "Free chocolate pony" :O

"MEASTPINE LEEMON PARTY GOATS!"

LOOKS TO ME LIKE OL JOHNATHAN CLIMEN IS RUNNING RUNNING OUT OF GAS. maybe he just needs to go fill up on girl farts.

just to make sure my insults are accurate isn't he the guy who had the message board where people talked about girls poops and how they held them in their hand/measured them ugh im pretty sure it was him.
what the fuck dude why are you a poop connseur i can't believe people on your message board were like pros about that kind of shit. I can understand that knowledge being used for medical purposes but you guys treated it like it was a fucking pie, "Warm, good consistency.. nice aroma, and sizable. This poo gets a 7.7"

That's kind of why I don't understand why any of his insults towards other people involve the word POOP. unless it's supposed to be ironic but i don't know i don't picture climen as an ironic sort nor the type who should be using irony as his wit.

[Grislygus]

Man, Jonathan is really boring right now. Except for the "I'm trying to erase you" quote. That's funny because it reminds me of the psycho murderous fat kid from Stephen King's It whose delusions caused him to think of himself as the only 'real' thing in the universe

C-

[Jonathan Clement]

NO WAY GOKU! YOU CAN NEVER DEFEAT ME BECAUSE I AM THE STRONGEST BEING IN THE UNIVERSE! I AM ALSO HOLDING BACK MY TRUE POWER, SO I WILL NOW POWER UP TO MY FULL POWER! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

THEN AGAIN, YOU'RE NOT SUCH A BAD GUY! LETS FUCK AND AMKE UP!

YES! OKAY! SURE!

*SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAACH!*

[DuFresne]

"Amke up"? What, is that one of your furry words?! :lol :lol :lol

[Jonathan Clement]

I AM SUPER SAYAN LEVEL 3! YOU CAN DO NOTHING TO HURT ME!

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Is this guy chemically inbalanced or just an attention whore attempting to be funny. Im confused :(

[Jonathan Clement]

BUT IT WOULD BE EVEN SWELLER IF YOU DID A BIG FAT DOODY ON MY HEAD!

[kahljorn]

He's a neurosis!

i think it's pathetic that he's taken rankeris (i think) script about him which was kind of funny and is trying to steal the jokes from it. Shut up climen it's not funny when you do it.

[Jonathan Clement]

A BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! YEEEEEEEEEEES! OH YES! A BM! OH MYYYYYYYY!

[RaNkeri]

Clement reminds me of these problematic lil' kids I've seen in these nanny shows. Not to mention the dr. phil special about kids with problems. :rolleyes

[Jonathan Clement]

MY MOMMY SAYS I'M SPECIAL!!!

[RaNkeri]

Well it's good that atleast she admits you have problems. Although you should be the one to admit your problems. That's the only way to take the next step towards sanity. ;<

[Jonathan Clement]

DOES FRED PHELPS LIKE TO FUCK HIS WIFE REALLY REALLY FAST?

[RaNkeri]

You're not making any sense :/


Although it's quite obvious somebody just had to say it.

[Jonathan Clement]

I SAID DOES FRED PHELPS FUCK HIS WIFE REALLY REALLY FAST?!???!?!!?!???!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?! ?!?!?!?!

DO YOU LIKE ICE CREAM?!

[kahljorn]

No, but it's obvious by your double chin that you ingest it copiously.

[Jonathan Clement]

DO YOU LIKE IT? IT'S CHOOOOOOCOLATE!

[kahljorn]

You're dumb.

[Jonathan Clement]

DUMB? BUM? GUM? SOME? NUMB? MUM? COME? HUM? RUM? YUM? LUM???

[Girl Drink Drunk]

This isn't funny anymore.

[Emu]

I was kind of hoping Jonathan's return would produce some Thread Backups material. Jesus Christ Jon, you even suck at sucking.

[RaNkeri]

Exactly. :(

[Jonathan Clement]

OH NOES!!!:notfunny

[Pedobear]

Jesus, I never imagined Jon could ruin Lawl4Kids for me.

Thanks a pantload, you fucking faggot.

[Jonathan Clement]

:squigly TROUTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!

[Grislygus]

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[Grislygus]

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[kahljorn]

Jon is a disappointment

maybe this is his form of revenge he's going to act so boring that he's not even fun to make fun of.
THE ONLY WAY TO DEFEAT THE ESTEEM OF A MOCKER

[Jonathan Clement]

FART! MARIO KART! WAL MART!

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Jon is a disappointment

maybe this is his form of revenge he's going to act so boring that he's not even fun to make fun of.
THE ONLY WAY TO DEFEAT THE ESTEEM OF A MOCKER
That's pretty much the only rational explaination to his sudden burst of braindead remarks.

[Grislygus]

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[Grislygus]

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[Grislygus]

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[Emu]

those suck

[Grislygus]

FINE, THEN


I WOULD RESPOND WITH MORE AWESOME COMICS BUT THEY DO NOT FIT

I MUST POST LINKS ONLY

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[Jonathan Clement]

lol

at first i thought he said he was going to bake you a "Free chocolate pony" :O

"MEASTPINE LEEMON PARTY GOATS!"

LOOKS TO ME LIKE OL JOHNATHAN CLIMEN IS RUNNING RUNNING OUT OF GAS. maybe he just needs to go fill up on girl farts.

just to make sure my insults are accurate isn't he the guy who had the message board where people talked about girls poops and how they held them in their hand/measured them ugh im pretty sure it was him.
what the fuck dude why are you a poop connseur i can't believe people on your message board were like pros about that kind of shit. I can understand that knowledge being used for medical purposes but you guys treated it like it was a fucking pie, "Warm, good consistency.. nice aroma, and sizable. This poo gets a 7.7"

That's kind of why I don't understand why any of his insults towards other people involve the word POOP. unless it's supposed to be ironic but i don't know i don't picture climen as an ironic sort nor the type who should be using irony as his wit.

Oh, NOW I understand what you are talking about! No, that was another message board entirely and had NOTHING to do with me.

[Rongi]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/viagra.png

Well I thought this was funny :(