GO FUCK YOURSELFS!

[Jonathan Clement]

Jonathan, I would like to ask you a real question in full seriousness.

Why did you create that board of your's? Why did you do it, knowing that you're a sixteen year-old prepubescent teenager who must confess to the internet about your wet dreams of unreal women that you could not even fathom to get with? Why did you do it, knowing that you don't have the patience of a real administrator, let alone of the one you worship? Why did you create that board of your's, knowing that your only 'real' members would be a 34 year-old overweight World of Warcraft gamer who spends half of his money on anime and the other half on internet porn, and a patronizing teenage nobody who has to refer to Pokemon in order to properly insult someone?

Jonathan, I think that you are attention-starved, yet being the redneck righteous homeschooled Christian, you can't seem to get it. So here you go. We're giving you all the attention you desire. We will flame and taunt and insult your whitetrashed skinny bible-citing homophobic ass until you shut down this board and never return again. You only created this board so that you can play God and control your own domain. Well fuck you you selfcenterred cunt, because in the end you're only a 16 year old kid with no social life, no real friends, and guardians that could care less about you.

And guess what: you're the ****** here. You're the ****** of this whole fucking domain, and you'll be the ****** wherever you go. You'll be the little boy with the microscopic penis that everyone, even ******s, make fun of, because outside this little board you've got no chance against anyone. You'll get buttfucked by big strong ******s hypocritical Christian white trash. Get it into your fucking thick head: you're not welcome even here, your own fucking haven. Get the fuck out teenage white ******.

You heartless ASSHOLES!!! YOU GO FUCK YOURSELFS! YOU KISS MY ASS AND GO STRAIGHT TO HELL!!!

[FartinMowler]

Lets look back at the wonderful posts Jonathan has posted but didn't get deleted :\ unlike some of my posts

GO FUCK YOURSELFS! (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=26075)
0 (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/search.php?searchid=21467#) Jonathan Clement May 26th, 2007 08:48 AM
by Jonathan Clement (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?find=lastposter&t=26075)http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/buttons/lastpost.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?p=491848#post491848)
General Blabber (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=7) http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/statusicon/thread.gif You fuck with me, THAT'S what you get! (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=26074)
0 (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/search.php?searchid=21467#) Jonathan Clement May 26th, 2007 08:32 AM
by Jonathan Clement (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?find=lastposter&t=26074)http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/buttons/lastpost.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?p=491847#post491847)
The Anti-Scene Board (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=25) http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/statusicon/thread_new.gif http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/buttons/firstnew.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?goto=newpost&t=26073) POOP AND POOPY AND SHIT AND PEE AND PEEPEE AND PISS! (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=26073)
0 (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/search.php?searchid=21467#) Jonathan Clement May 26th, 2007 06:23 AM
by Jonathan Clement (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?find=lastposter&t=26073)http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/buttons/lastpost.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?p=491843#post491843)
The Anti-Scene Board (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=25) http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/statusicon/thread_new.gif http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/buttons/firstnew.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?goto=newpost&t=26072) WE <3 CLEMENT! (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=26072)
0 (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/search.php?searchid=21467#) Jonathan Clement May 26th, 2007 06:23 AM
by Jonathan Clement (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?find=lastposter&t=26072)http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/buttons/lastpost.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?p=491842#post491842)
The Anti-Scene Board (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=25) http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/statusicon/thread_new.gif http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/buttons/firstnew.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?goto=newpost&t=26071) MY SELF RIGHTEOUS VIEWS! (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=26071)
0 (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/search.php?searchid=21467#) Jonathan Clement May 26th, 2007 06:21 AM
by Jonathan Clement (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?find=lastposter&t=26071)http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/buttons/lastpost.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?p=491841#post491841)
The Anti-Scene Board (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=25) http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/statusicon/thread_new.gif http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/buttons/firstnew.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?goto=newpost&t=26070) I AM ATTENTION STARVED! (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=26070)
0 (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/search.php?searchid=21467#) Jonathan Clement May 26th, 2007 06:21 AM
by Jonathan Clement (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?find=lastposter&t=26070)http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/buttons/lastpost.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?p=491840#post491840)
The Anti-Scene Board (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=25) http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/statusicon/thread_new.gif http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/buttons/firstnew.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?goto=newpost&t=26069) THIS IS BLASPHAMY!!! (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=26069)
0 (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/search.php?searchid=21467#) Jonathan Clement May 26th, 2007 06:20 AM
by Jonathan Clement (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?find=lastposter&t=26069)http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/buttons/lastpost.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?p=491839#post491839)
The Anti-Scene Board (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=25) http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/statusicon/thread_new.gif http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/buttons/firstnew.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?goto=newpost&t=26068) MEATSPINELEEMONPARTYGOATSE! (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=26068)
0 (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/search.php?searchid=21467#) Jonathan Clement May 26th, 2007 06:19 AM
by Jonathan Clement (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?find=lastposter&t=26068)http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/buttons/lastpost.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?p=491838#post491838)
The Anti-Scene Board (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=25) http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/statusicon/thread_new.gif http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/buttons/firstnew.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?goto=newpost&t=26067) PICS OF HOT WOMEN! (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=26067)
0 (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/search.php?searchid=21467#) Jonathan Clement May 26th, 2007 06:19 AM
by Jonathan Clement (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?find=lastposter&t=26067)http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/buttons/lastpost.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?p=491837#post491837)
The Anti-Scene Board (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=25) http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/statusicon/thread_new.gif http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/buttons/firstnew.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?goto=newpost&t=26066) WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, HUH?! (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=26066)
0 (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/search.php?searchid=21467#) Jonathan Clement May 26th, 2007 06:18 AM
by Jonathan Clement (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?find=lastposter&t=26066)http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/buttons/lastpost.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?p=491836#post491836)
The Anti-Scene Board (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=25) http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/statusicon/thread_new.gif http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/buttons/firstnew.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?goto=newpost&t=26065) POOL'S CLOSED DUE TO AIDS! (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=26065)
0 (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/search.php?searchid=21467#) Jonathan Clement May 26th, 2007 06:17 AM
by Jonathan Clement (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?find=lastposter&t=26065)http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/buttons/lastpost.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?p=491835#post491835)
The Anti-Scene Board (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=25) http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/statusicon/thread_new.gif http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/buttons/firstnew.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?goto=newpost&t=26064) FRED PHELPS GAY!V (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=26064)
0 (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/search.php?searchid=21467#) Jonathan Clement May 26th, 2007 06:17 AM
by Jonathan Clement (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?find=lastposter&t=26064)http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/buttons/lastpost.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?p=491834#post491834)
The Anti-Scene Board (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=25) http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/statusicon/thread_new.gif http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/buttons/firstnew.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?goto=newpost&t=26063) A rant of mine... (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=26063)
0 (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/search.php?searchid=21467#) Jonathan Clement May 26th, 2007 06:15 AM
by Jonathan Clement (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?find=lastposter&t=26063)http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/buttons/lastpost.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?p=491833#post491833)
The Anti-Scene Board (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=25) http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/statusicon/thread_new.gif http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/buttons/firstnew.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?goto=newpost&t=26062) BYCICLE RACES ARE COMING YOUR WAY! (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=26062)
0 (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/search.php?searchid=21467#) Jonathan Clement May 26th, 2007 06:14 AM
by Jonathan Clement (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?find=lastposter&t=26062)http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/buttons/lastpost.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?p=491832#post491832)
The Anti-Scene Board (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=25) http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/statusicon/thread_new.gif http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/buttons/firstnew.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?goto=newpost&t=26061) THIS IS MADNESS!!! (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=26061)
0 (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/search.php?searchid=21467#) Jonathan Clement May 26th, 2007 06:13 AM
by Jonathan Clement (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?find=lastposter&t=26061)http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/buttons/lastpost.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?p=491831#post491831)
The Anti-Scene Board (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=25) http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/statusicon/thread_new.gif http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/buttons/firstnew.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?goto=newpost&t=26060) YOU LIKE BOOBS? (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=26060)
0 (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/search.php?searchid=21467#) Jonathan Clement May 26th, 2007 06:13 AM
by Jonathan Clement (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?find=lastposter&t=26060)http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/buttons/lastpost.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?p=491830#post491830)
The Anti-Scene Board (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=25) http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/statusicon/thread_new.gif http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/buttons/firstnew.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?goto=newpost&t=26059) WOAH! I'M FUCKED UP! (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=26059)
0 (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/search.php?searchid=21467#) Jonathan Clement May 26th, 2007 06:12 AM
by Jonathan Clement (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?find=lastposter&t=26059)http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/buttons/lastpost.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?p=491829#post491829)
The Anti-Scene Board (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=25) http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/statusicon/thread_new.gif http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/buttons/firstnew.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?goto=newpost&t=26058) WE ARE ANNONYMOUS! WE ARE LEGION! (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=26058)
0 (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/search.php?searchid=21467#) Jonathan Clement May 26th, 2007 06:11 AM
by Jonathan Clement (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?find=lastposter&t=26058)http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/buttons/lastpost.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?p=491828#post491828)
The Anti-Scene Board (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=25) http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/statusicon/thread_new.gif http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/buttons/firstnew.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?goto=newpost&t=26057) PEANUT BUTTER! (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=26057)
0 (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/search.php?searchid=21467#) Jonathan Clement May 26th, 2007 06:11 AM
by Jonathan Clement (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?find=lastposter&t=26057)http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/buttons/lastpost.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?p=491827#post491827)
The Anti-Scene Board (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=25) http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/statusicon/thread_new.gif http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/buttons/firstnew.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?goto=newpost&t=26056) I'LL SHOW YOU TROLLING! (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=26056)
0 (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/search.php?searchid=21467#) Jonathan Clement May 26th, 2007 06:10 AM
by Jonathan Clement (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?find=lastposter&t=26056)http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/buttons/lastpost.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?p=491826#post491826)
The Anti-Scene Board (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=25) http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/statusicon/thread_new.gif http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/buttons/firstnew.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?goto=newpost&t=26055) I HATE ANIME TENTACLES! (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=26055)
0 (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/search.php?searchid=21467#) Jonathan Clement May 26th, 2007 06:10 AM
by Jonathan Clement (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?find=lastposter&t=26055)http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/buttons/lastpost.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?p=491825#post491825)
The Anti-Scene Board (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=25) http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/statusicon/thread_new.gif http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/buttons/firstnew.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?goto=newpost&t=26054) PULL SHIT OFF ON ME, EH?! (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=26054)
0 (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/search.php?searchid=21467#) Jonathan Clement May 26th, 2007 06:09 AM
by Jonathan Clement (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?find=lastposter&t=26054)http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/buttons/lastpost.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?p=491824#post491824)
The Anti-Scene Board (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=25) http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/statusicon/thread_new.gif http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/buttons/firstnew.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?goto=newpost&t=26053) I-MOCKEY RULES!!! (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=26053)
0 (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/search.php?searchid=21467#) Jonathan Clement May 26th, 2007 06:09 AM
by Jonathan Clement (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?find=lastposter&t=26053)http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/buttons/lastpost.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?p=491823#post491823)
The Anti-Scene Board (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=25) http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/statusicon/thread_new.gif http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/buttons/firstnew.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?goto=newpost&t=26052) THE BARNEY BUNCH IS GREAT! (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=26052)
0 (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/search.php?searchid=21467#) Jonathan Clement May 26th, 2007 06:07 AM
by Jonathan Clement (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?find=lastposter&t=26052)http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/buttons/lastpost.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?p=491822#post491822)
The Anti-Scene Board (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=25) http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/statusicon/thread_new.gif http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/buttons/firstnew.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?goto=newpost&t=26050) Okay, I think you get the point... (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=26050)

[Emu]

Johnathan I am honestly, seriously, completely happy you've come back to us. I'm not fucking kidding, either. You, more than any other person, have brought me pure enjoyment from these forums.

[Emu]

Also why do you assume the person who posted that is one of us? You do realize that you're a minor e-celebrity since you've been featured on SomethingAwful.com. It could've been any goon.

[Chojin]

I've merged all the goatse threads in the anti-scene board. It took me at least sixty seconds. Insidious.

[Chojin]

Oh and welcome back, target market of RPG Maker 2000!

[Protoclown]

Apparently I missed all the excitement. Can somebody give a recap for the viewers at home?

[RaNkeri]

Well, it was pretty much goatse goatse and more goatse.

[Chojin]

Like i just said, there's a thread in the anti-scene forum.

[Emu]

Just look at the last page, that's the entire thread.

[Sethomas]

I thought he was Mormon. Mormons aren't Christians!

[Ninjavenom]

This thread is now about the advantages of Nuclear power over other, more traditional means.


As of 2004, nuclear power provides 6.5% of the world's energy and 15.7% of the world's electricity. The U.S. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U.S.), France (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/France), and Japan (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japan) together account for 57% of all nuclear generated electricity.[1] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_power#_note-iea_pdf) As of 2007 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/As_of_2007), the IAEA reported there are 435 nuclear power reactors in operation in the world [2] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_power#_note-0), operating in 31 different countries [3] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_power#_note-UIC).
The United States (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States) produces the most nuclear energy, with nuclear power providing 20% of the electricity (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electricity) it consumes, while France (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/France) produces the highest percentage of its electrical energy from nuclear reactors—80% as of 2006 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/As_of_2006).[4] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_power#_note-eia_s.1766)[5] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_power#_note-npr20060501) In the European Union (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_Union) as a whole, nuclear energy provides 30% of the electricity.[6] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_power#_note-1) Nuclear energy policy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_energy_policy) differs between countries, and some countries such as Austria and Ireland have no active nuclear power stations.
Many military and some civilian (such as some icebreakers (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Icebreakers)) ships use nuclear marine propulsion (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_marine_propulsion), a form of nuclear propulsion (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_propulsion).
International research is ongoing into various safety improvements such as passively safe (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Passively_safe) plants, the use of nuclear fusion (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_fusion), and additional uses of produced heat such as the hydrogen production (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrogen_production#High-temperature_electrolysis_.28HTE.29) (in support of a hydrogen economy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrogen_economy)), for desalinating (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Desalination) sea water, and for use in district heating (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/District_heating) systems. Controlled nuclear reactions are also used for other purposes such as transmutation (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transmutation) and particle radiation (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Particle_radiation), for use in research (such as particle accelerators (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Particle_accelerator)), medicine (such as PET scans (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PET_scan)), and various other applications (such as smoke detectors (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smoke_detectors) and atomic batteries (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atomic_battery)).
On June 27 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/June_27), 1954 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1954), the world's first nuclear power plant to generate electricity for a power grid (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Power_grid) started operations at Obninsk (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obninsk), USSR (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USSR). The reactor produced 5 megawatts (electrical), enough to power 2,000 homes.[8] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_power#_note-IAEANews)[9] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_power#_note-WNA)
One of the first organizations to develop utilitarian nuclear power was the U.S. Navy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Navy), for the purpose of propelling submarines (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Submarine) and aircraft carriers (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aircraft_carrier). It has a good record in nuclear safety, perhaps because of the stringent demands of Admiral Hyman G. Rickover (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyman_G._Rickover), who was the driving force behind nuclear marine propulsion (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_marine_propulsion). The U.S. Navy has operated more nuclear reactors than any other entity, including the Soviet Navy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_Navy), with no publicly known major incidents. The first nuclear-powered submarine, USS Nautilus (SSN-571) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Nautilus_%28SSN-571%29), put to sea in 1955 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1955). Two U.S. nuclear submarines, USS Scorpion (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Scorpion_%28SSN-589%29) and Thresher (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Thresher_%28SSN-593%29), have been lost at sea, though for reasons not related to their reactors, and their wrecks are situated such that the risk of nuclear pollution is considered low.
The world's first commercial nuclear power station, Calder Hall in Sellafield (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sellafield), England (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/England) was opened in 1956 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1956) with an initial capacity of 50 MW (later 200 MW).[10] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_power#_note-bbc17oct) The Shippingport Reactor (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shippingport_Reactor) (Pennsylvania (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pennsylvania), 1957) was the first commercial nuclear generator to become operational in the United States (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States).
In 1954, the chairman of the United States Atomic Energy Commission (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Atomic_Energy_Commission) (forerunner of the U.S. Nuclear Regulatory Commission (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_Regulatory_Commission)) talked about electricity being "too cheap to meter" in the future, often misreported as a concrete statement about nuclear power, and foresaw 1000 nuclear plants on line in the USA by the year 2000.[11] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_power#_note-cns-snc)
In 1955 the United Nations (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Nations)' "First Geneva Conference", then the world's largest gathering of scientists and engineers, met to explore the technology. In 1957 EURATOM (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EURATOM) was launched alongside the European Economic Community (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_Economic_Community) (the latter is now the European Union (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_Union)). The same year also saw the launch of the International Atomic Energy Agency (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Atomic_Energy_Agency) (IAEA).
Enrico Fermi (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enrico_Fermi) and Leó Szilárd (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le%C3%B3_Szil%C3%A1rd) in 1955 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1955) shared U.S. Patent 2,708,656 (http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?patentnumber=2708656) for the nuclear reactor.
As of March 1, 2007, Watts Bar 1 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Watts_Bar_Nuclear_Generating_Station), which came on-line in 1997 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1997), was the last U.S. commercial nuclear reactor to go on-line. This is often quoted as evidence of a successful worldwide campaign for nuclear power phase-out (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_power_phase-out). However, political resistance to nuclear power has only ever been successful in parts of Europe (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Europe), in New Zealand (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Zealand), in the Philippines (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philippines), and in the United States. Even in the US and throughout Europe, investment in research and in the nuclear fuel cycle (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_fuel_cycle) has continued, and some experts predict that electricity shortages (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electricity_shortage), fossil fuel price increases, concern over greenhouse gas (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greenhouse_gas) emissions, new technology such passively safe (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Passively_safe) plants, and national energy security will renew the demand for nuclear power plants.
Many countries remain active in developing nuclear power, including Japan (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japan), China (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/China) and India (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/India), all actively developing both fast and thermal technology, South Korea (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Korea) and the United States, developing thermal technology only, and South Africa (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Africa) and China, developing versions of the Pebble Bed Modular Reactor (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pebble_bed_reactor) (PBMR). Finland (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finland) and France (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/France) actively pursue nuclear programs; Finland has a new European Pressurized Reactor (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_Pressurized_Reactor) under construction by Areva (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Areva). Japan has an active nuclear construction program with new units brought on-line in 2005. In the U.S., three consortia responded in 2004 to the U.S. Department of Energy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Department_of_Energy)'s solicitation under the Nuclear Power 2010 Program (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_Power_2010_Program) and were awarded matching funds—the Energy Policy Act of 2005 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Energy_Policy_Act_of_2005) authorized subsidies for up to six new reactors, and authorized the Department of Energy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Department_of_Energy) to build a reactor based on the Generation IV Very-High-Temperature Reactor (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Very-High-Temperature_Reactor) concept to produce both electricity and hydrogen (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrogen). As of the early 21st century (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/21st_century), nuclear power is of particular interest to both China and India to serve their rapidly growing economies—both are developing fast breeder reactors (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fast_breeder_reactor). See also future energy development (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Future_energy_development). In the energy policy of the United Kingdom (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Energy_policy_of_the_United_Kingdom) it is recognized that there is a likely future energy supply shortfall, which may have to be filled by either new nuclear plant construction or maintaining existing plants beyond their programmed lifetime.
On September 22 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/September_22), 2005 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2005) it was announced that two sites in the U.S. had been selected to receive new power reactors (exclusive of the new power reactor scheduled for INL (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/INL))—see Nuclear Power 2010 Program (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_Power_2010_Program).
It is possible that the first new nuclear power plant to be built in the United States since the 1970s may be installed in the remote town of Galena, Alaska (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galena_Nuclear_Power_Plant). The town's City Council approved the idea, and Toshiba (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toshiba) proposed to install its model 4S (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toshiba_4S) "nuclear battery" in Galena free of charge as a test.
For a discussion of new nuclear plants, see Economics of new nuclear power plants (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economics_of_new_nuclear_power_plants).

[Wiffle Bat]

Jonathan I wholeheartedly support you, you are fighting a valiant war, albeit a losing one. Fight for your rights to anime fantasys and your beliefs. Do not let the bullies win!

[Emu]

Jon I added you to my buddy list I hope that's ok

[ArrowX]

Clement Do u play Xbox live? If so gimme yer account name so I can screech like a fucking 12 year old at you for like 2000 years.

for those who r new Clement was the inspiration for "drunk drivers against anime fans" Because of his many Badges from illegally downloaded episodes of Inyuasha and Dragonball Z.

[RaNkeri]

wasn't he a Ranma fan boy? :/

[Jonathan Clement]

DON'T YOU PATRONIZE ME!

And, No, I'm not a mormon anymore! Hell, I'm not even christian anymore! Know why? Cause I got sick of their bullshit! I'm either gonna be neutered in heaven, or I'm gonna be tortured for all eternity! I can't look at a woman or else I'm gonna burn. THAT'S COMPLETE BULLSHIT! Fuck that! I should get to hezaven by being a good person! Not by following silly sacrifices! And you know what? For the first time in a LOOOOOOOOONG, time, I feel some semblance of sanity!

[Terra]

you don't need to be neutered in heaven brah i'll show you my boobies and they'll rot right off just trying to help okay good luck and don't forget to vote and stuff

[kahljorn]

I guess johnathen clement is going through another often lamented but quite frequent METAMORPHOSIS.
I remember in the past that every day he changed and had some new breakthrough. He's better than you guys: right now he might seem far behind, but if he changes everyday, within 20 years he'll be like an ubermansch or something.

[Terra]

ubermansch's can't vote can they?

[Protoclown]

Why is this unfunny character still hanging around?

[Fathom Zero]

He looks like Dane Cook with a goiter.

[Jonathan Clement]

for those who r new Clement was the inspiration for "drunk drivers against anime fans" Because of his many Badges from illegally downloaded episodes of Inyuasha and Dragonball Z.

No I wasn't! DDAAF was around BEFORE I started trolling!

[Sam]

Jonathan Clements you are a terrible person obviously the Bible has taught you nothing at all I suggest you go back to Bible school and learn a little bit more about the Bible so you can come back here and tell us all about how you love the Bible.

And how you desire to make love to a blue skinned SPACE RANGER.

You terrible.

[Jonathan Clement]

NO U

Fuck the bible! The end times were supposed to come 2000 years ago!

[kahljorn]

2000 years ago revelations wasn't even written and jesus was only like ten years old, dumbass.

[Sam]

One time Jonathan Clements and i were having a very scholarly discussion on the Aol Instant Messenger device that you kids seem to be so wild about, and he told me ghastly things and threated to produce violence upon me i was quite in shock by his gruesomeness. I decided to call the constable but he informed me that his powers were quite limited to violence that was besigeing me through a series of tubes. :posh

[Protoclown]

I have read three of Johnny boy's posts and already he has gotten tedious.

[Evil Robot]

EVIL ROBOT RULES

[Jonathan Clement]

BEEF JERKY JERK OFF!!!

[Grislygus]

I've just finished reading the highlights of your older posts.


I don't understand how you haven't gone furfag yet.

[kahljorn]

i already thought he was furfag? weren't him and that lycurgus guy butt budies/the same person or something?

[Fathom Zero]

I was reminded of this: http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=22755

[Girl Drink Drunk]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[WhiteRat]

Jonathon, I need to see your fupa. There's no time to explain. Just show me your gunt.

[Angryhydralisk]

I'm only obliged to say the following:

:lol

[Jeff The Ninja]

I missed this sooooo much.