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Perndog

Jun 19th, 2007, 11:20 AM

11 viewing at this moment. Last post four days ago. Let me provide some seed material.

I bought a flower for this little redhead girl today. It's her birthday. She's never been on a date before, and I'm still hoping that one of these days I can hold her hand as she takes her first shy steps toward total debauchery.

She's 21 years old. :lol

I AM A SATANIST TRYING TO HAVE A MIDDLE-SCHOOL RELATIONSHIP WITH A GIRL WHO IS NOW OLD ENOUGH TO DRINK BOOZE. IF I CAN POST ABOUT THIS, SOME OF YOU FUCKERS CAN POST TOO.

executioneer

Jun 19th, 2007, 12:25 PM

are you kidding, loveline gets way too many posts as it is

loveline is awful

Girl Drink Drunk

Jun 19th, 2007, 12:47 PM

I love redheads:love

executioneer

Jun 19th, 2007, 12:49 PM

redheads are jerks

Perndog

Jun 19th, 2007, 12:53 PM

your a jerk

gimmidamonii

Jun 19th, 2007, 02:12 PM

I also love a 21 year old... months!!!!

Cosmo Electrolux

Jun 19th, 2007, 02:17 PM

I dated a redhead once....briefly. She threatened to kill me.

MattJack

Jun 19th, 2007, 05:42 PM

redheads remind me of dead bodies :\

MisSFiT

Jun 19th, 2007, 11:27 PM

red hair or brown hair or whatever, do guys like girls with freckles??

Perndog

Jun 20th, 2007, 09:01 AM

Yes. Unless the girl is ugly.

MattJack

Jun 20th, 2007, 11:22 PM

red hair or brown hair or whatever, do guys like girls with freckles??
How many freckles are we talking about?

Please choose the appropriate picture:

A (http://edelweiss31.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/freckles.jpg)
B (http://imgsrv.worldstart.com/ct-images/freckles1.jpg)
C (http://www.aphcuk.org/images/freckles004.JPG)

MisSFiT

Jun 21st, 2007, 09:38 AM

I am choosing B.

MattJack

Jun 21st, 2007, 07:50 PM

B isn't too bad. As long as it isn't A. C can be argued.

MisSFiT

Jun 21st, 2007, 09:19 PM

C is HOT

Perndog

Jun 21st, 2007, 09:37 PM

My redhead doesn't have any freckles. She's Swedish and just has plain pale skin. And hot.

MattJack

Jun 21st, 2007, 09:46 PM

oddly enough, all the girls I've had relations with have been pale, but never a redhead :O

MetalMilitia

Jun 22nd, 2007, 06:45 AM

Were they dead, Mattjack?

Cosmo Electrolux

Jun 22nd, 2007, 07:44 AM

the women I've been involved with had different skin types and hair colors, but were all batshit crazy. :\

MattJack

Jun 22nd, 2007, 09:46 AM

Were they dead, Mattjack?

Only the one I found in the 'fridge. Coincidentally, she was just as tastey as everything else in there.

MisSFiT

Jun 22nd, 2007, 10:11 AM

the women I've been involved with had different skin types and hair colors, but were all batshit crazy. :\

I've come to find out that ALL men think that ALL women are crazy.
And yes most of them are, but I swear I'm not. :)

All the crazy women ruin it for us normal ones. >:

MattJack

Jun 22nd, 2007, 10:13 AM

You think you are normal, but you are just like Diet Crazy.

Cosmo Electrolux

Jun 22nd, 2007, 10:27 AM

I've come to find out that ALL men think that ALL women are crazy.
And yes most of them are, but I swear I'm not. :)

All the crazy women ruin it for us normal ones. >:

I don't think ALL women are crazy....in fact I know several that are quite sane just plain awesome!

I would have said present company excluded had I known you were female. My apologies :)

MisSFiT

Jun 23rd, 2007, 02:22 PM

Apology excepted :) How could you not know I'm a female, I figured the name would give it away:\

And no I'm not Diet Crazy, but I have a friend who is, it's really annoying.

Esuohlim

Jun 23rd, 2007, 03:39 PM

It's because we here at I-Mockery catalog every female member ever and put tracking devices on them so we can follow them around and be nice to them wherever they post

MisSFiT

Jun 24th, 2007, 02:05 AM

Well, I guess there are only llike 4 of us.

Perndog

Jun 25th, 2007, 07:47 AM

Update: little redhead girl got fairly drunk at her birthday party, but being raised by beer-swilling Scandinavians, she holds it pretty well, and our flirting remained at the junior high level. :(

MockMeAmadeus

Jun 25th, 2007, 10:03 AM

This forum is not active enough

Cosmo Electrolux

Jul 2nd, 2007, 12:52 PM

so Perndog, what's the latest in the little redhaired girl saga?

executioneer

Jul 2nd, 2007, 08:09 PM

she came ove rto talk to him and he said "GOOD GRIEF" and fell on his face

Girl Drink Drunk

Jul 3rd, 2007, 10:58 AM

The threads in Music, Gaming, and Movies have been fucking boring lately.

Perndog

Jul 5th, 2007, 01:18 PM

Only because Cosmo asked:

No progress with little redhead lately, though I went to her house for Independence Day.

However, in a couple of weeks I'm going to go watch her in a Miss America qualifying pageant, which means I get to stare at her in a swimsuit and not get in trouble for it. ;)

Cosmo Electrolux

Jul 5th, 2007, 03:36 PM

george

Jul 5th, 2007, 05:17 PM

my first girlfriend was a redhead and she was a complete whore, and she was the most fun girl i ever went out with. i like redheads. a lot.

all women are crazy compared to men, who are a completely different kind of crazy. it is cause we have nuts.

21, redhead, swede, never been on a date? are there no black guys where you live perndog?

Perndog

Jul 6th, 2007, 10:47 AM

Not where she lives, in the whitebread outer suburbs. And when she's in the city proper she's usually surrounded by other crazy Swedes who scare all other types of people away with their Scandinavian stoicism.

Cosmo Electrolux

Jul 6th, 2007, 11:25 PM

I dated a redhead named Yvonne...she was a witch and threatened to kill me.

She was a hell of a lot of fun...

FartinMowler

Aug 22nd, 2007, 06:17 PM

your a jerk:lol this from the spelling bee

Perndog

Aug 23rd, 2007, 08:23 AM

stfu fatin

Kant spelz

Oct 23rd, 2007, 07:37 PM

Idk about that, I've been pretty actively bashed in the half hour I've joined and messed around here.

Cosmo Electrolux

Oct 24th, 2007, 08:30 AM

no worries...you don't back down or get pissy, so you'll be fine.
welcome to the board.

p.s. you may have already answered this, but where is that avatar from?