My hatred of i-mockery has died...

[Jonathan Clement]

Yes, it's true. There will be no more "getting back" at i-mockery.

The main reason is because I have realized my attempts at doing so are completly futile and a waste of time and effort.

I also realize that I had a lot of what I had coming. I can now see that I looked incredibly retarted, and still do in some places and must try to correct them ASAP.

Infact, I think everything that I've endured here has just made me stronger, and helped me to learn and see where I was going wrong. It has increased my tolerance of critisism a lot, and probably a few other things that I can't think of right now.

The time is drawing near that I need to grow up. I am 17, after all. I will be 18 next year and considered an adult in many circles. I intend to move out most likely in April, or early-mid May. Perhaps even as early as March, but that looks doubtful. I intend to finally finish high-school and learn to stand on my own feet. Most importantly, I intend to socialize and make friends, which I feel I really need. I have not had any real friends in my entire life. In the time I was in public school, I rarely ever had friends over, nor did I ever visit other children very often. Then, my socialization was cut off almost completly when I was homeschooled. I was allowed to grow lazy. I was not forced to do my school work, and hardly ever did it. I sometimes wanted to do it without being told to, but then I found it depressing and promptly forgot about it. Well, this situation must change.

My grandparents have incredible negative energy between them. It's so thick, you could cut it with a knife. I feel it is impacting me negatively, and I want to escape. They have also changed. They have become strange and alien to me. I am finding grandpa to be increasingly annoying and depressing. I feel I need to live in the same town as my mom. I find she is a good source of positive energy, but she quickly grows stale. She wants me to live with her, but I feel it would be best if I didn't. I will live with her for a bit until I can get a job to support myself. I will also have to have a room-mate which I look forward to...

And one last note: As you may or may not have heard, I am no longer a christian. I have realized that the religion is evil and that the bible is the word of men. Not just any men, but corrupt ones. I want to look into other religions, and I feel Kelowna will be the perfect place to do so. I doubt that I will ever fully involve myself in organized religion even again, but I certainly wish to take a look...


Now, I will let you all interview me. Feel free to ask any questions about me you like... I will not answer questions that are intended to insult me...

[Guitar Woman]

I have a question do you have a tiny d*ck cuz I bet you do

[Guitar Woman]

but seriously if you really want the board to accept you the only way to do it is to pretend to be a girl for a year and a half then when they find out everyone will love you

[Jonathan Clement]

I have a question do you have a tiny d*ck cuz I bet you do


No I do not.

[Guitar Woman]

Pics or it didn't happen, asshole.

[Jonathan Clement]

NO U!!!

[Guitar Woman]

Why don't you just post the fucking 4chan stock pic and get your horrible melodramatic internet suicide over with

[Jonathan Clement]

Suicide? What do you mean, dear?

[Angryhydralisk]

Oh God, 4chan stupidity is invading I-Mockery. :rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

retarted

......

[Jonathan Clement]

Oh God, 4chan stupidity is invading I-Mockery. :rolleyes

...You think 4chan is stupid?

[Esuohlim]

Isn't that site with all the pedophilic fan art

[Esuohlim]

Gross.

[executioneer]

jonathan everyone thinks 4chan is stupid

even the people who post on 4chan

[Jonathan Clement]

...ME TOO!!! I HATE /B/TARDS!!! They're total idiots the way they invade forums that nobody cares about...

[GADZOOKS]

How did you know your grandma's cup size?

[Jonathan Clement]

No comment.

[Timebomb]

I like this thread.

[Grislygus]

There's a highway of stars across the heavens
There's whispering song of the wind in the grass
There's a rolling thunder across the savanna
A hope and dream at the edge of the sky

And your life is a story like the wiiiiiiiiiiind
Your life is a story like the wind

I'M SEARCHIN FOR THE SPIRIT OF THE GREAT HEART
To hold and keep me byyyyyy...

I'm searching for the Spirit of the Great Heart
Under AFF-REE-KAN SKIIIIIIES...

[Jonathan Clement]

WE STAND ON GUARD FOR THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

I sang that during the national anthem and I remember everyone in the gym staring at me! (This is during the time I went to public school in grade 1, althought I was kindergarten age)

[ArrowX]

oh Jesus at this rate the boards will be full of people posting one word at a time like "moar" or "sauce"

[Jonathan Clement]

Well, then, I am certainly glad to see we share the same opinion of the abomination that is 4chan...

[GADZOOKS]

When did you become a bloated Dane Cook?

[Jonathan Clement]

Whazzat?

[MockMeAmadeus]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/51/Danecookretaliation.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/51/Danecookretaliation.jpg)

Yessss, but how does it FEEL to be Jonathan Clement?

[Jonathan Clement]

I FEELSSSSSS LIKE ELECTRISSSSSSITY!

[MockMeAmadeus]

Yes, but......

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Willl someone just ban this moron (Clement) already?

[Guitar Woman]

are you kidding the dude is a man among men

[Jonathan Clement]

Willl someone just ban this moron (Clement) already?

NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!!!!!!! :rock :lol

ANIME EMOTICONS!!!

^_^ O_o >.< ^.^ -_- -.- >_< OMGWTFLOL

As for how it feels, it feels good, man! It feels really really good.

[RaNkeri]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/RaNkeri/no.jpg

[Jonathan Clement]

Hello, anime-me! :D

[Misdemonar]

guys lets try to be calm okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[Jonathan Clement]

Okay. :(

[MockMeAmadeus]

If I were you, I would seriously consider canceling my life-long internet membership. HaHa, as if you would.

[MockMeAmadeus]

No smilies aloud in your replies. It will get you BANNED.

[MockMeAmadeus]

Can you feel it? Can you really really FEEL IT?

[MockMeAmadeus]

I am Jonathan Clement, and I will now ALLOW all of you to interview me.

[Creepy-critters]

You just broke my quadruple post virginity

[Jonathan Clement]

No smilies aloud in your replies. It will get you BANNED.

O RLY?

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ARMY MUSIC! COMPUTER SLOW DOWN!!!!!! =D

DO NOT QUESTION MAH AUTHORATAH!!!!!!!!!!>:

[MockMeAmadeus]

I just hope that this is not one of those Veni, Vidi, Vici Roman shit. That would sadden me.

[Angryhydralisk]

...You think 4chan is stupid?

YES. Way, WAY stupider. And it makes you, get this......STUPID!

But that's not the point. I've never met anybody who's hated (or even used to hate.) I-Mockery.

[Jonathan Clement]

YES. Way, WAY stupider. And it makes you, get this......STUPID!

But that's not the point. I've never met anybody who's hated (or even used to hate.) I-Mockery.

The only reason I hated it was the fact that I was stupid enough to troll what was known back then as Drunk Drivers against anime fans. The word "parody" caused me to think back to the landover baptist website and all the trouble I had with that site.

[RaNkeri]

For what I've learned, 4chan is a place where teenagers whack off to animated gifs :/

[MockMeAmadeus]

Jonathan, how someone like you can have a problem with a baptist site that is selling the following, is beyond redemption.

http://www.cafepress.com/cp/moredetails.aspx?showBleed=false&ProductNo=54931552&colorNo=0&pr=F

[MockMeAmadeus]

O fuck this. Ok, Clement, I have read through your posts on the backup threads and in a peverse sort of way, I would really like to understand what the hell you are on about. Maybe in some way, you are just shouting for help or understanding and who the fuck am I, not to try and listen. I am serious here ok. This is not some parody or mock. This is just me, trying to understand you. Will you allow me to interview you? I will not strategically try and lead you in a mock or whatever. I will just ask you questions so that I (and hopefully some other people around here) can UNDERSTAND. If ever you feel I am jerking around, please don't answer. Is this ok for you?

[Angryhydralisk]

For what I've learned, 4chan is a place where teenagers whack off to animated gifs :/

and child porn.

[Jonathan Clement]

Okay, sure, interveiw me. What do you wish to know?

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Hey everyone, lets spam his mailbox!

[Jonathan Clement]

Yes, lets!

[MockMeAmadeus]

Do you have someone close to you that you respect and love enough to speak to about anything, and i mean anything, at all?

[Jonathan Clement]

Well, not really... I guess my grandma I could talk to about some things, but it feels unconfortable talking with her about a lot of things. She doesn't tend to take me seriously very much.

A friend I know on the internet by the name of "Alex Ultra", who I think I love very dearly, as he is always kind to me. I am able to talk about anything that I want without fear of jdugement. Infact, I have kind of a romantic-spiritual afinity with him. Don't get me wrong though, I don't like guys sexualy. Never have, never will.

Also, just to let you know, I really feel like shit right now. I watched the movie "Zeitgeist" and the end was really scary and depressing. The nations of North America planning to become the North American Union, and having a new currency called the amero. Then, the soon to be asian union. And then, all these continental unions merge into a one world government. The people, then, all have a chip implanted in their skin (Volentarily, as they are brainwashed into getting it) and the government tracks your every single move, and if you get out of line, they turn off your chip so you can't buy anything! You are disconnected from nature, and from eachother and it'll worrying me to death! God damnit, you'd think when I found the solution to sex in heaven, I would be happy! I was for a bit, but if it's not one thing, it's another! No matter how many explanations people come up with, I STILL worry! Damn, the fear of 21/12/2012 PALES in comparison to this! Infact, I now look foward to it in hopes this people will "Gain universal understanding" and perhaps end all this madness! I know I sound paranoid, and I probably am, but DAMN, it's sad to know that there are such greedy, power-mad people in this world! Humans and thier insatiable greed!!

[MockMeAmadeus]

Well, not really... I guess my grandma I could talk to about some things, but it feels unconfortable talking with her about a lot of things. She doesn't tend to take me seriously very much.

Yea, I can guess that there are some things that are really difficult to discuss with your grandmother. But what about other people? Friends, family, etc. Maybe they are just waiting for YOU to take the first step and discuss those issues, which your grandmother may not take seriously, with them?


A friend I know on the internet by the name of "Alex Ultra", who I think I love very dearly, as he is always kind to me. I am able to talk about anything that I want without fear of jdugement. Infact, I have kind of a romantic-spiritual afinity with him. Don't get me wrong though, I don't like guys sexualy. Never have, never will.


Yes, having someone to communicate with is a good thing. But why are you afraid that someone will judge you? What possibly can the impact be of someone’s judgement on anything you do or say? Is that perhaps not something to contemplate? This is a harsh, cruel world with no training manual to boot. There is no written rule that the fact that you were born on this earth, automatically places everyone under the obligation to be kind to you, rather the contrary is true. But what does it matter anyway? You do believe in yourself, don’t you?

A romantic spiritual affinity with anyone is a good thing. Who cares whether it is a man or a woman? Who lay down these rules anyway? What the hell does it matter if people think you have a romantic spiritual affinity for this guy and then want to jump to a conclusion that you then MUST have a tendency to like guys sexually? That is their problem.


But seriously tho, you should consider getting of the internet and meet some ‘human’ friends as well.


Also, just to let you know, I really feel like shit right now. I watched the movie "Zeitgeist" and the end was really scary and depressing. The nations of North America planning to become the North American Union, and having a new currency called the amero. Then, the soon to be asian union. And then, all these continental unions merge into a one world government. The people, then, all have a chip implanted in their skin (Volentarily, as they are brainwashed into getting it) and the government tracks your every single move, and if you get out of line, they turn off your chip so you can't buy anything! You are disconnected from nature, and from eachother and it'll worrying me to death! God damnit, you'd think when I found the solution to sex in heaven, I would be happy! I was for a bit, but if it's not one thing, it's another! No matter how many explanations people come up with, I STILL worry! Damn, the fear of 21/12/2012 PALES in comparison to this! Infact, I now look foward to it in hopes this people will "Gain universal understanding" and perhaps end all this madness! I know I sound paranoid, and I probably am, but DAMN, it's sad to know that there are such greedy, power-mad people in this world! Humans and thier insatiable greed!!


That is just a movie! You know, the environment were there are scriptwriters and actors and such? It is the product of HUMAN thinking and creativity and the normal shit that scriptwriters are suppose to do – what they get paid for after all. That is not reality!

Don’t you think that you are taking all the world's trouble on your shoulders and then wrongly think that the fact that you worry about it, will change anything, ANYTHING at all?

[MockMeAmadeus]

Now someone needs to say something about anime or this thread will be bumped to Philosophy/Sociology/Religion/Politics/News/etc.:(

[MockMeAmadeus]

ok clement, just for the hell of it. Let's just play "Simple Simon Says..."

[Jonathan Clement]

Well, actaully, it wasn't actors and scripts, it was a conspiracy documentary. It talked about how bush knew about 9/11 and let it happen and how he has no intention of winning the war on iraq, just sustaining it so he can build permanant military bases there and he'll try and take over other oil-bearing countries. It talks of the US reserve and how they manufacture more and more cash and take the tax away from the people to pay for this debt, thus, resulting in inflation. And then it makes me wonder if this isn't revelation coming true after-all! Curse Jehova! How can he just leave us here to be tortured and to die and be confused only to send us to hell?! And then it gets me angry thinking about how in the bible, it says if I'm faithful, I can have mansions, I can have riches! I can walk the streets of gold and all that other shit, but I CAN'T EVEN HAVE A FAMILY OF ROMANCE!

[MockMeAmadeus]

Sheeet, I didn't knew that!

Please don't curse Jehova. He will come down on us like a ton of bricks. Remember, Jesus loves us, 'cause the Bible tells us so.

What is wrong with your romance life? Shit, I look at you and you look just fine! Hell, I bet the girls are falling at your feet, buster. O, sorry, I am an idiot. By FAMILY of romance you actually mean more than one girl? .... or exactly what?

[Jonathan Clement]

What's wrong with my romance life is simply that I don't have anyone. I havn't tried very much to even find someone, which is why I want to move to Kelowna.

What I want is just one lover... Not a whole bunch of them. Just one special person to be intimate with...

Infact... I think what I TRULY desire is freedom. The freedom of not being controlled or manipulated or drugged. The freedom to choose what is best for myself. The freedom to choose what to do. I want privacy. I don't want this RFID chip and need it to buy anything! It's NUTS and I'm really scared right now. I hate it.

[Angryhydralisk]

You could let the girls come to you, but I did that and I got stuck in a relationship with a loopy girl. So finding girls on internets BAD!

Basically, your life could be worse. My life could be worse. We ALL could be worse.

That's why the Ethiopians are there. To remind us that our lives rule no matter HOW much it sucks.

[Jonathan Clement]

Yeah, I intend to make an effort to find a girlfriend. I know that internet relationships are a bad idea.

And yeah, I know my life could be worse, and that very fact gives me peace.

[ArrowX]

Don't intend to find a girlfriend dumb ass, go look for one.


Fag

[Jonathan Clement]

DON'T RUSH ME!!!>:

[Supafly345]

Who are you

[ArrowX]

hes the guy who started the Anime Fans Against Drunk Drivers if I'm not mistaken. Then we as a collective made fun of his Idea.

[GADZOOKS]

No he isn't, stupid.

He's just some kid who gets a boner from a character from the Buzz Lightyear cartoon and makes bad webcomics.

[ArrowX]

my mistake, but he is here because of DDAAF. Think of him as debris from that funny event.

Proofed in thread backups.
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=16489

Gadzooks you didn't even post in that thread either.

[GADZOOKS]

I know, because these is a stupid thread with stupid people in it.

I just wanted to call you stupid. Y'all stupid. fuck.

[ArrowX]

these is a stupid thread indeed :rolleyes

[GADZOOKS]

http://www.tiptonium.com/screensavers/images/wingfly.gifHAHAHA TYPO TYPO YOU CAUGHT ME WITH MY DICK OUT ****** http://www.tiptonium.com/screensavers/images/wingfly.gif

[kING k00kY]

rapidshit plox

[Jeanette X]

No I do not.
I thought you said you wouldn't answer questions intended to insult you?

[Jonathan Clement]

Yeah, I guess I did. But that was an obvious one.

[Emu]

Why is this thread still getting replies

I realize the irony of replying to the thread to ask that, thanks

[Jonathan Clement]

Because I am one sexy mother-fucker.

[RaNkeri]

There's nothing cool in incest

[joshua]

Why don't you just post the fucking 4chan stock pic and get your horrible melodramatic internet suicide over with
hi please so bad i want to win a ps3 please god blesse you thank you

]

[Jonathan Clement]

There's nothing cool in incest

Yes there is! =D

[noob3]

who the fuck are these people in this thread

[red8ge]

HEY DID YOU GUYS KNOW CLEMENT IS ON YOUTUBE?
http://www.youtube.com/user/JonathanClement140

[MLE]

I laughed out loud at the introduction of his one and only friend.

[RaNkeri]

:lol @ awkward moment of silence between john and his friend.

Poor guy didn't know what was to come

[Guitar Woman]

My favorite part is how he has to pause to breathe after saying everything :lol

THIS HERE'S MY CAT BLACKIE
HUFFF
YEAHHHHHH
HUFFF
CAME WITH
HUFFF
CAME WITH A WHOLE LITTER OF KITTENS
HUFFF
BACK IN 2001
HUFFF

[GADZOOKS]

Johnathan Clement is horrifying and he could take all of our lives Of Mice and Men style (especially you DJ)

[Emu]

Oh my god these are brilliant

[Emu]

Wow, you went from a Christian retard with Asperger's to an atheist retard with Asperger's. When did thsi happen

[Emu]

:lol

"I've discovered a new counter-evangelism technique"

Do you have a pretty big turnout at your dojo, John?

[Guitar Woman]

I like how he waits until he starts filming to position the camera

[MLE]

I couldn't stand watching more than 2 or 3 of these. Can anyone recommend some good ones so I don't carve out my eyes in finding them?

[Guitar Woman]

My favorites are the cat one and Mr. H's Address, but you probably already saw those.

[MLE]

I saw the cat. I'll have to check out that other one.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

He sounds like a retarted Darth Vader.

[Guitar Woman]

PLEASE DO NOT BURN MY ANIME
ANIME DEPICTS A WORLD OF FREEDOM
I CAN NOT LIVE WITHOUT THE JOYS OF JAPANESE CARTOONS

[MLE]

Does he seriously say anything even remotely like that? If so, he's even sadder than I ever thought you were!

[Guitar Woman]

Yeah, he does. He also mentions slitting his wrists before he sees that happen, and even if he's not serious, his "real" videos are just as stupid.

And I did notice you stopped hating me all of a sudden, what's with that?

[MLE]

I never said anything of the sort! I just said that he was sadder than you ;o

I think it's the fact that i'm deigning to respond to your posts now that's giving off that vibe. You've gotten tolerable enough for that. Surprisingly.

[Emu]

Counter-evangelism is only good for the introduction, because he sounds like one of those kids making a martial arts video, and for the incredibly spurious logic he uses to COMBAT TEH CHRISCHENS

[Emu]

I love Mr. H's address because he says he doesn't want to reveal his identity, but uses his real name for his screen name. You are a king, John.

[kahljorn]

lol that's hilarious emu

[Jonathan Clement]

Of course the Mr.H one is a joke. I was actually batshit enough to wear that though!

As for the counter evangelism thing, I didn't start it. Pagan wolf did. Just because something has the word "technique" in it, doesn't mean it automaticly relates to martial arts.

Wow, you went from a Christian retard with Asperger's to an atheist retard with Asperger's. When did thsi happen

I'm not an athiest. I'm an agnostic.

[kahljorn]

shut up douche bag you're not consistent enough to label yourself.

[Esuohlim]

Oh man make a video about how people at I-Mockery make fun of you.

[Guitar Woman]

He loves the publicity so much

Hey in your video say something like "Guitar Woman is the best person ever" ok

I want you to say that

[Jonathan Clement]

Okay. I'll make that tommorows Video. Tonight, I'm gonna do one about preachers of a sexless heaven.

[Jonathan Clement]

Oops. Made an accidental double post. Sorry.

[Esuohlim]

Don't forget to wear that white shirt you always wear in those things! The one that suggests that you haven't even taken a shower let alone left the house in 10 years.

[RaNkeri]

And don't forget to mention how we're all going to hell

[Guitar Woman]

I'm gonna be INTERNET FAMOUS? :eek

[Esuohlim]

Pfft I'm already internet famous

[Guitar Woman]

You do not realize how fantastic this is, Jonathan Clement will be talking about me! On his YouTube Channel! Jonathan I hope you know you are making all of my childhood dreams come true!
http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/6232/dreamsreallydocometrueor1.jpg

[MockMeAmadeus]

Aha. Aha. hahahahahaha.

I just could not help but lol at his latest CyberFriend.


Nice video! I'm a newbie on YouTube and would like for you to comment on my vlog. I have my video set to automatically accept all video responses so if you have any videos you want to attach to my videos, please do so.

Your CyberFriend

Angela

Are Angela and Clement going to flood YouTube with the same amount of jizz as he did on I-Mockery? Then suddenly abstain? Then come back with a vengeance to declare that their hatred of the internet has died? Then have sex with sheep intestine condoms. Then marry. Then have kids. I hope not.

[Jonathan Clement]

I have no idea who angela is. I suspect she's probably some bot. She's pretty cute, I guess, but I'm pretty sure that message was automated...

[MockMeAmadeus]

I swear to God I'm going to run you over with your own mobile home, if you just remotely consider to make a video complaining about bot's on the internet and post it as your latest you-tube poop scoop.

[Jonathan Clement]

YOUTUBE POOP?! POOP! POOP! POOOOOOOP! POOPER SCOOPER!!! RUBBING POOPY POOPY POOPY ALL OVER THE WALLS IN CIRCULAR PATTERNS IT'S STINKAY!!!:domo

[ZAKO the GREAT]

awww.... look at domo-kun!
looks like he wanted to chomp your face off!!

[Jonathan Clement]

OH NOES!!! :(

[MockMeAmadeus]

A fool and his you-tube are soon parted.

[sloth]

Jonathan Clement have you seen the film 'rain man' and if so could you please provide a succint review of no more than 200 words in your next video. Also I notice your mouth appears to be very small in proportion to the rest of your face, could you please investigate any genetic precedent for this and if possible invite any blood relations from your ancestry to discuss how this has helped or hindered them in life.

Also please disregard any naysayers, I firmly believe that filming in a small wooden cabin dressed only in pants, t-shirt and unflattering lighting gives your video an air of homeliness, and reflects the commitment to which you must have towards developing your ideas and thoughts on life.

Thankyou, x+~Sloth1985~+x (please ensure all characters are pronounced clearly when referring to me thankyou again)

[MockMeAmadeus]

:lol

Gather round the good stuff indeed.

[Jonathan Clement]

Jonathan Clement have you seen the film 'rain man' and if so could you please provide a succint review of no more than 200 words in your next video. Also I notice your mouth appears to be very small in proportion to the rest of your face, could you please investigate any genetic precedent for this and if possible invite any blood relations from your ancestry to discuss how this has helped or hindered them in life.

Also please disregard any naysayers, I firmly believe that filming in a small wooden cabin dressed only in pants, t-shirt and unflattering lighting gives your video an air of homeliness, and reflects the commitment to which you must have towards developing your ideas and thoughts on life.

Thankyou, x+~Sloth1985~+x (please ensure all characters are pronounced clearly when referring to me thankyou again)

Actually, it's not a small wooden cabin. It's a house from the 70's. That room just happens to be really ugly and in serious need of a face lift.

[Cfr5]

Just like the people in it.

[RaNkeri]

I know he's fat, but I'd still recall him as one person :lol

[ZAKO the GREAT]

clement: OH THIZZZ PEOPLE HERE ARE SO MEAN! MAN I GOTTA GET ANOTHER BOOZE-SODA AND MAKE ANOTHER HATE VIDEO, I MEAN, WHAT ELSE CAN A FAT-FAG LIKE ME CAN DO? KILL THEM ALL?

this time, sag tits. ok?

[Cfr5]

Heh, well, there's that video with the other kid in it.