NEW FEATURE: "TRANSFORMERS: THE MOVIE TOYS!"

[Mockery]

Proto's latest article is a big one that covers most of the new Transformers toys that have been released in conjunction with the upcoming movie by Michael Bay. Everything from robots, to dart-shooting arm gauntlets, to Mr. Potatohead... it's all in this piece!

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/boxes/transformers-movie-toys-box.jpg (http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/transformers-movie-toys)
NEW FEATURE: "TRANSFORMERS: THE MOVIE TOYS!" -by Protoclown
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/transformers-movie-toys

Enjoy!

[ArrowX]

out of all of those blackout is the only deception who looks menacing.

[Protoclown]

Yeah, menacing WHILE HE'S ANSWERING YOUR DOOR :(

[noob3]

"Alternately, you can speak for yourself and have your voice altered to what Prime might sound like if he was a chain smoker and he gargled a tasty little mixture of self-loathing, gravel, and pop rocks."

Did whoever write this actually go out & find one of these masks, talk through it, and then come to this conclusion? Or were they just making shit up?

[Protoclown]

Maybe they just watched the Youtube video that's linked in the article. I mean, I dunno, you'd have to ask the person who wrote it, whoever that is. :rolleyes

[noob3]

I know! It's like a total mystery :( I'll figure it out one of these days!