Adventure

[MattJack]

What did yall do this week? Was it exciting?

I quit my job Monday, went home, packed up my stuff I could fit in my car, and then Tuesday morning I left for Las Vegas.

I'm currently living in Vegas right now, and 48 hours ago I lived in Houston. None of this was planned out or even really thought out. I had little money saved up and just decided to go on a little life adventure.

Anyone from Vegas? Where to go? What to do? Where can I find Criss Angel, so I can punch him in the face for being the biggest douche on the tele.

People talk funny here.

And my waiter last night tipped himself $25 from my change, so I had a confrontation the first night I was here.

[Supafly345]

Tele-phone?

[MattJack]

and vision

[Fathom Zero]

I'm getting a job on the golf course!

[RaNkeri]

I'm getting a job on the golf course!

My big brother worked one summer on the golf course and made ass load of money :x

[GADZOOKS]

Yeah, because there is like one golf course in Finland since 90% of it is frozen wasteland.

[MockMeAmadeus]

Gadzooks, I could not help to lol. Now I feel bad about it.:(

[Jeff The Ninja]

Frozen Golfcourse. Wow, that would be intense for the new master tournament. I wanna see Tiger Woods try to stay standing when hes swinging a Golf Club on black ice.

[MockMeAmadeus]

Come on guys, we need to focus. This is about MattJack and Las Vegas and not about irons, balls, tendra, n i g g e r s, black ice or Finland for that matter.

[Fathom Zero]

Don't be disrespectin' my niggas.

[FartinMowler]

Find a small town that has a bunch of creepy people that will except you :\

[MattJack]

actually, i like the golf discussion. it's more interesting.

I think golf and nascar should combine their sports.

[MisSFiT]

golf fans teaming up with nascar fans...
Nascar would kick golfs ass.

Oh and you can always get a job as a showgirl, or possibly at the Bunny Ranch.

[MattJack]

Considering I have a penis, I don't think the showgirl/hooker thing will work out.

I'm going to have to go to a staffing agency to get a job more than likely.

I hope they have an opening for a lounge singer, that'd be the shit.

[executioneer]

would golf combined w/ nascar involve hitting balls at the racecars' windshields

because i would so fucking watch that

[Sethomas]

You could hang out with Tenno and Jupitergirl!

[DeadKennedys]

Oh and you can always get a job as a showgirl, or possibly at the Bunny Ranch.

Fuck yeah! Go to the bunny ranch and screw that Jade chick or whatever her name is. One of my former life goals. :love

Also, a black guy told me I have the face and demeanor of Tiger Woods. Usually I just get Keanu Reeves

[MisSFiT]

Considering I have a penis, I don't think the showgirl/hooker thing will work out.

Well, there are always drag shows, and you could be a hooker with a penis.
:eek

[Fathom Zero]

Bwahaha,...

MattJack, Gigolo.

[ItalianStereotype]

so how are you posting on i-mockery?

[MetalMilitia]

Vegas has an some internet tubes I guess?

[MattJack]

would golf combined w/ nascar involve hitting balls at the racecars' windshields

because i would so fucking watch that

That is pretty much how I imagined it. The golfer would have to hit X amount of windshields to win. If no golfer hit the amount of windshields necessary to win, then the first driver to cross the finish line wins.

Fuck yeah! Go to the bunny ranch and screw that Jade chick or whatever her name is. One of my former life goals. :love

Also, a black guy told me I have the face and demeanor of Tiger Woods. Usually I just get Keanu Reeves

I don't know who that girl is, but I did see a stripper/hooker in Walmart last night. She looked rough.

Bwahaha,...

MattJack, Gigolo.

It is a calling, what can I say?

so how are you posting on i-mockery?

I am living with an ex girlfriend of mine right now. She has the power of internet. She is also the only person I know within 1400 miles :(

[Fathom Zero]

I would think that'd be awkward.

[MattJack]

Well, I got more game than Monopoly, so it ain't too bad. lol

[AChimp]

I predict this life adventure will end with you living back at home with your parents.

[MattJack]

Hmmm, I hope it doesn't, nor do I see how I could fail to support myself.

I would probably just get a place up here.

How's Canada going for ya? Pretty exciting? Yeauh, I bet.

You got a woman yet? Or do you just tell yourself that they are a "waste of time" and you "don't need 'em?"

Oh well, I'm sure your lvl 47 Orge girlfriend on WoW gets your blood going.

[Supafly345]

You could hang out with Tenno and Jupitergirl!
hOLY CHRIST flashback

[MisSFiT]

People talk funny here.

It's called Spanish :\

[tenno]

Whats this? Local mockery?

I'm coming to RAPE you!

[MattJack]

It's called Spanish :\

Yea Tejas didn't have any mescans.

Whats this? Local mockery?

I'm coming to RAPE you!

RAPE means that the other person isn't willing ;)

[Fathom Zero]

I hate my boss already.

[EndersGame]

I maced a crowd of drunk salesmen and stopped them from beating another group of salesmen to death.....

[tenno]

0_0 LOVE?!

[MisSFiT]

Yea Tejas didn't have any mescans

Neither did Arizona. :rolleyes

[MattJack]

I think Arizona and New Mexico should stop existing. Worst. States. Ever.

[noob3]

Frozen Golfcourse. Wow, that would be intense for the new master tournament. I wanna see Tiger Woods try to stay standing when hes swinging a Golf Club on black ice.


Tiger Woods would DESTROY a frozen golf course, putting over older, more frozen golfer's corpses.


WTF MATT JACK? U lived in Texas and didn't come to OK for the noob3 butt cex but you're all up for it with Tenno? :(

[tenno]

I have a car is why...

[noob3]

so a car is like a homo aphrodesiac?

[tenno]

It's the junk in the trunk really...

PROTIP: I have a 2 foot tall pewter horse back there right now...