New Flag [Archive] - I-Mockery Forum

Jixby Phillips

Apr 17th, 2003, 06:46 AM

I'll bet this is completely real!

or completely hilarious!

I'm not sure how you intended for us to take this, but the point is I'm being sarcastic and making fun of your failure to get whatever reaction it is that you wanted to get from us! you unconvincing/unfunny jerk!

n00bward

Apr 17th, 2003, 06:54 AM

Not only did Bush talk like a dumbass (like he usually does) but on top of that when they asked him about that flag he completely avoided the question and spouted some bullcrap about defending democracy from terrorism and all the usual tripe he puts before the American people. Though what's seriously scary is how high his approval rating is right now.... :(

Esuohlim

Apr 17th, 2003, 07:18 AM

Couldn't you at least try to make it seem real, like putting the URL in words.

That was just plain sad. :(

n00bward

Apr 17th, 2003, 07:58 AM

I feel incredibly stupid now that I reread and looked over that page because I failed to see the bit on the top of the page about it being a satire and not actual news..... :suicide I must go away now I may be some time.... :(

kellychaos

Apr 17th, 2003, 09:37 AM

TRIVIA TIME!! Did you know that the rattlesnake was the original symbol for the thirteen colonies?

http://sln.fi.edu/qa99/musing3/Tread.jpg

Captain Robo

Apr 17th, 2003, 09:50 AM

YOU SOUND TOO MUCH LIKE TOP TIPS FOR ME TO TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY :lol

kellychaos

Apr 17th, 2003, 09:56 AM

YOU SOUND TOO MUCH LIKE TOP TIPS FOR ME TO TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY :lol

It's true. They didn't adopt the bald eagle as our nation's symbol until later ... so there. :)

Captain Robo

Apr 17th, 2003, 09:59 AM

That was Ben Franklin's fault.

Geggy

Apr 17th, 2003, 10:01 AM

http://zenidphant.brinkster.net/images/moronbush.jpg

Mayday! Mayday! The eagle has landed! :eek

James

Apr 17th, 2003, 10:21 AM

Hey, newbies?

You know how when there's another newbie that shows up, you all start attacking them, and we grt annoyed by it because it's so stupid?

This is one of those times you're allowed. He's an ICP fan, for Christ's sake. AND Australian.

kellychaos

Apr 17th, 2003, 10:22 AM

I dunno about all that ... my goal is to entertain AND inform. :)

James

Apr 17th, 2003, 10:24 AM

I think Misinformation Man already has that job. :(

Where the fuck is he anyway?

CastroMotorOil

Apr 17th, 2003, 12:29 PM

I hate icp, im from detroit so i hear about them all the time. i hate them and i hate twistid even more.

Matt Harty

Apr 17th, 2003, 02:15 PM

I dunno about all that ... my goal is to entertain AND inform. :)

You do neither of those. I hope that's not what you think you've been doing on the boards.

Poor confused child. What your doing is being annoying.

Look it up in that dictionary you use when replying to threads. :(

sadie

Apr 17th, 2003, 02:18 PM

yah. tell him to use the dictionary and then use the wrong homonym. very bright move.

Esuohlim

Apr 17th, 2003, 02:21 PM

OMG, Matt Harty hates kellchaos the same way I hate Cap'n Crunch.

We should be the best of friends. :(

And kellychaos and Cap'n Crunch should consummate their relationship. :(

Matt Harty

Apr 17th, 2003, 02:23 PM

I completely agree.

We need to make friendship bracelets.

Jixby Phillips

Apr 17th, 2003, 09:38 PM

He's an ICP fan, for Christ's sake. AND Australian.

Mister Fart is Australian, idiot jerk

whoreable

Apr 17th, 2003, 09:47 PM

I have seen a few funny austrailians on "the online" myself

Les Waste

Apr 17th, 2003, 10:17 PM

n00bward that was absolutely fucking inexcusable >:

And Spazboy is also from Australia although I think he's in a coma :(

executioneer

Apr 18th, 2003, 12:30 AM

LOL I read this title too fast and i though it said "new fag", isn't that a LOL >:

-willie

kellychaos

Apr 18th, 2003, 09:39 AM

Poor confused child. What your doing is being annoying.

Harsh words from a fella who can't decide if he wants to be a cat or a loaf of bread. :)

Look it up in that dictionary you use when replying to threads. :(

And this spiteful retort is due to the fact that you have to use the dictionary to understand the wording of threads whose spelling and meaning come off the top of my head? ... recent posts are not included. Thanks for the "spell check" Sadie. :)

P.S. Perhaps you should look up the meaning of "irony" Matt. :/

Apr 18th, 2003, 10:54 AM

Matt's posts are so short, using a dictionary would quadruple the time it takes him to reply.

...

So yeah, use a dictionary, Matt.

Ninjavenom

Apr 18th, 2003, 12:01 PM

Hello there, Willie. :love

waterwitch

Apr 21st, 2003, 05:47 AM

you people have issues with australians........?

figures...

MrAdventure

Apr 21st, 2003, 06:26 AM

no, really, shut up

waterwitch

Apr 21st, 2003, 06:27 AM

...and people should do what you say WHY?

James

Apr 21st, 2003, 12:55 PM

Because Mr. Adventure is the bee's knees, ******.

waterwitch

Apr 21st, 2003, 05:55 PM

...sorry...bees knees and me don't go well together...i think i'll continue to ignore him...

James

Apr 21st, 2003, 08:52 PM

I think I speak for Mr. Adventure when I say, ":tear"

waterwitch

Apr 21st, 2003, 08:53 PM

sorry...i have a stone cold heart, so i don't feel pity for people who cry...it was a good try though...

James

Apr 21st, 2003, 08:56 PM

Please stop. Your cruelty is too much for us to handle. Don't ignore Mr. Adventure, or anyone for that matter. We need your attention. :(

waterwitch

Apr 21st, 2003, 09:00 PM

...attention...? you need...attention? then why on earth are you online posting on a forum instead of outside in the real world with real people trying to get THEIR attention...?

whoreable

Apr 21st, 2003, 09:02 PM

WOW! YOU JUST CHANGED MY OUTLOOK ON LIFE. NO MORE ONLINE FOR ME!

waterwitch

Apr 21st, 2003, 09:03 PM

...then the internet community is spared one more idiotic moron...the internet shall now be a safer place...

Les Waste

Apr 21st, 2003, 09:10 PM

WATERWITCH YOU ARE VERY GOOD AT INSULTS ;) ;)

HAVE YOU CONSIDERED PURSUING A CAREER IN COMEDY, I THINK YOU COULD HAVE MUCH SUCCESS IN THSI MEDIUM!!

THINK ABOUT IT BEFORE YOU SAY NO ;)

whoreable

Apr 21st, 2003, 09:11 PM

words hurt :(

Rongi

Apr 21st, 2003, 09:12 PM

ASL WATERWHICH :). OH AND PLEZ POST A PIC!

kthxbi

waterwitch

Apr 21st, 2003, 09:13 PM

i'm not being insulting, i'm being sarcastic...there's a subtle difference....comedy isn't for me....too many idiots want the slapstick shit...i'm cynical, dark, and sarcastic...there isn't much market for that these days...

edit - and rongi....why should i bother?

Rongi

Apr 21st, 2003, 09:14 PM

I THINK YOU'RE A LITTLE TOO CYNICAL FOR ME :eek!

waterwitch

Apr 21st, 2003, 09:17 PM

glad you noticed that.....cynicism is the only way to survive in this world...

Rongi

Apr 21st, 2003, 09:18 PM

THAT'S DEEP MAN :(.

Les Waste

Apr 21st, 2003, 09:18 PM

WATERWITCH YOU ARE VERY CYNICAL AND DARK HAVE YOU CONSIDERED A CAREER IN CYNICISM?! ;) ;)

I THINK YOU ARE A SARCASTIC GENIUS AND YOU WOULD HAVE MUCH LUCK WITH THIS MEDIUM ;)

YOU'LL PROBABLY SAY NO CAUSE YOUR CYNICAL AND SARCASTIC LOL ;) :)

Rongi

Apr 21st, 2003, 09:20 PM

DON'T MAKE FUN OF HER MAN. SHE'S MY BEST FRIEND :(.

waterwitch

Apr 21st, 2003, 09:21 PM

...do i REALLY have to answer that question?!?!

and rongi...since WHEN was i your bestfriend? i have less friends than i do fingers on one hand...unfortunately, seeing as i don't know you, you're not one of those fingers...

Professor Cool

Apr 21st, 2003, 09:22 PM

Do you consider prancing around in a field full of daisies cynical Waterwitch?

MrAdventure

Apr 21st, 2003, 09:23 PM

WATERWHICH -

MOST ALTRUISTIC POSTER IVE MET AND BOY GUSY IVE MET A WHOLE LOT

THANK YOU, FOR GIVING US YOU

I WROTE A RAP FOR YOU JUST IN CASE YOU STILL HATE ME

BLACK BLACK, BLACKITY BLACK BLACK,
DANG BABY
BLACK BLACK, BLACKITY BLACK GIN,
STRENGTH FROM *WITHIN*

PLEAES SMACK THAT BOTTOM
I NEED TO BORROW $20 :eek
WOULD YOU LIKE TTO WATCH NIGHT COURT
THEN WE CAN DO HOMEWORK REPORTS

BROWN BROWN, BROWNITY BROWN BROWN
GOTDAMN LADY
BROWN BROWN BROWN BROWN
CAN WE BE POLICE PARTNERS?

GIRL WHATS GOING ON?
THIS IS A REAL RAP SONG
WITH A REAL FRIENDSHIP
IN RAP A DANCE IS A TIMELY JUMP

hip hop hooray, ho, hey, ho...
hip hop hooray.

Rongi

Apr 21st, 2003, 09:24 PM

OMFG, THAT HURTS :(. I THOUGHT WE COULD BE FRIENDS :(.

whoreable

Apr 21st, 2003, 09:26 PM

DAMN MR A YOU ARE GETTIN PRETTY GOOD AT THEM RYHMES :)

I THINK I STILL NEED TO GO TO RAP SCHOOL

waterwitch

Apr 21st, 2003, 09:27 PM

mr adventure...that rapsong must have taken you such a long time to compose...confusing though...whats with the blackety, black shit...? whats with the friendship bullshit? you hate me, you tell me to shut up, so that's right out the window...

oh...and i'm fucking broke, dude....you can't borrow shit from me...

and rongi, trust me...you don't want to be friends with me...it's almost like a suicide mission...

MrAdventure

Apr 21st, 2003, 09:29 PM

no, really, shut up

Rongi

Apr 21st, 2003, 09:30 PM

SUICIDE MISSION :eek! THAT'S PRETTY DEEP MAN :(.

Professor Cool

Apr 21st, 2003, 09:31 PM

PLEASE DON'T SHOOT YOURSELF, that would be a waste of a perfectly good bullet... :(

waterwitch

Apr 21st, 2003, 09:34 PM

...i'm not going to shut up...not possible...i'm FEMALE, remember?

nothing i say is "deep"....they're just words, dude...

no one is going to shoot themselves...unless of course you're a fuckwit...

executioneer

Apr 21st, 2003, 10:07 PM

HOW IRONIC THAT IT TURNS OUT, THERE REALLY IS SOME NEW FAGS IN THIS THREAD >:

HI NINJA VENOM :)

waterwitch

Apr 21st, 2003, 10:12 PM

...sweet, have i been classed as a fag now? these pathetic insults really don't do much for me...don't your vocabularies extend beyond "fag" and "cunt"...???

Les Waste

Apr 21st, 2003, 10:16 PM

Shut up, cunt.

Rongi

Apr 21st, 2003, 10:17 PM

Yeah, you fag.

waterwitch

Apr 21st, 2003, 10:18 PM

i think i'll pass on that one...for some reason, i don't feel like shutting up...it's probbaly because it shits you people off so much...

Protoclown

Apr 21st, 2003, 10:19 PM

I AM SO WORKED UP THERE IS STEAM COMIN OUT OF MY EARS, LET ME TELL YAS >: >: >: >: >:

Esuohlim

Apr 21st, 2003, 10:21 PM

Shut up, WaterBitch.

LOL PLAY ON WORDS ;)

waterwitch

Apr 21st, 2003, 10:21 PM

...steam? does that mean your brain is boiling away to nothing???

waterwitch

Apr 21st, 2003, 10:22 PM

...geee...i've been using the name waterwithc for about 5 years now, and WaterBITCH is SOOO original...i feel sooo insulted...i think i'm going to go off and cry now...

Rongi

Apr 21st, 2003, 10:22 PM

Ok.

Protoclown

Apr 21st, 2003, 10:24 PM

I AM PUNCHING MY MONITOR WITH FURIOUS RAGE!! >: >:

GOD DAMN YOU, WATER WTICH, YOU HAVE PISSED ME OFF LIKE NONE WHO HAVE COME HERE BEFORE : :domo

YOU'RE REALLY PUSHIN MY BUTTONS, I TELL YA :explode

Esuohlim

Apr 21st, 2003, 10:25 PM

YOU'VE ANGERED PROTOCLOWN.

YOU DON'T WANNA GET HIM STEAMED.

YOU'VE CROSSED THE LINE. >:

waterwitch

Apr 21st, 2003, 10:27 PM

pushing your buttons...? urgh, i think i'll pass on that one...

and if you do punch your monitor, i hope you manage to smash it...it'll definately leave some really nice scars on your face when it explodes...

i cross lines all the time...big deal...

Esuohlim

Apr 21st, 2003, 10:35 PM

I'M GOING TO STAY AWAY FROM YOU NOW. YOUR REBELLIOUS ATTITUDE IS FRIGHTENING THE HELL OUT OF ME! :eek

Protoclown

Apr 21st, 2003, 10:43 PM

I AM DEFINIATELY IN A "HUFF" AT THIS POINT TO SAY THE LEAST.

I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO BECAUSE TEH LAST TIME I GOT ANEGERED AT INTERNAT RETARDS I WAS FIGHTING AND "DUCKING IT OUT" WITH THEM ON THE MASSAGE BOARDS, I ENDED UP SO FURIOUS THAT I BALKCED OUT AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF MY ROOMMATE AND ENDED UP SHOVING A LAMPSHADE UP HIS ASS.

THIS IS JUST REALLY GETTING ME WORKED UP TO THE POINT THAT I AM GOING TO JUST HAVE TO GO TO BED AND CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP OR EAT LOTS OF ICE CREAM UNTIL I SHIT >:

waterwitch

Apr 21st, 2003, 10:46 PM

that's nice dear...now, when you're typing can you please try and spell correctly...because it's only making you look like an idiot, and i know you're not an idiot...

Rongi

Apr 21st, 2003, 10:46 PM

:lol

Protoclown

Apr 21st, 2003, 10:49 PM

GOD DAMNITE IT SHOUDL BE OBVIOUS BY NOW THAT IS IS THE FURY AND BLOOD RED RAGE CLOUDING MY VISION THAT IS MAKING IT IMPOSSIBEL TO TYPE PROPERLY. IF YOU WERE A TRUE GOTH YOU WOULD KNOW THAT :rolleyes

I SWARE I AM GOING TO HAVE TO BREAK OUT THE FUCK BEDAMNED DIAPERS AT THIS POINT, BECAUSE WHEN I GET THIS UPSET AS ONLY A FAKEY FAKE TYPE INTERNAT PERSON CAN MAKE ME I GET ALL INCONTINENTAL AND SHIT :(

waterwitch

Apr 21st, 2003, 10:51 PM

i'm fake..that's cute...

Rongi

Apr 21st, 2003, 10:54 PM

http://au.internations.net/waterwitch/stupidjess.jpg

Protoclown

Apr 21st, 2003, 10:55 PM

FRANKLY I DON'T SEE ANYTHING CUTE ABOUT IT, IN FACT FAKENESS IS USUALLY REGARDED AS AN UNFAVORABABBLE QUALITY, WHICH I THINK YOU KNOW, SO YOURE PROBABLY JUST YANKING ON MY CHAINS I FIGURE, BUT YOU NEVER KNOW SO I JUST THOUGHT I WOULD REITERATE THAT I DO NOT FIND FAKENESS CUTE IN THE LEAST. NOT EVEN WITH 'CHUBBEY CHEEKS' INVOLVED IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM WHATSOEVER.

waterwitch

Apr 21st, 2003, 10:55 PM

rongi, although you're trying in vain to post my pics, au.internations.net won't allow linking...YOU can see them, but everyone else can't.....

Rongi

Apr 21st, 2003, 10:56 PM

OH SNAP :(.

waterwitch

Apr 21st, 2003, 10:56 PM

you can take the caps off, i don't caer if you don't find it cute, i was being sarcastic, and i'm not fake...you people like to rake over the "noobs" don't you...?

Rongi

Apr 21st, 2003, 10:58 PM

OH SNAP :(

Protoclown

Apr 21st, 2003, 10:58 PM

OH, I DO NOT THINK SO, MISSY. I USED MY "L33T HAX0R SKILLZ" TO GO DIRECTLY TO THE WEBSITE URL (MAYBE ONE DAY IF YOU ASK ME NICELY AND GIVE ME SOME MONEY I WILL TEACH YOU HOW TO DO THE "HACKING" LIKE THAT TOO, IT'S GREAT FOR GETTING INTO ILLEGAL PLACES AND BREAKING INTO SWISS BANK ACCOUNTS AND SHIT LIKE THAT) AND I FOR ONE AM NOT DULY IMPRESSED BY YOUR DEVIL-MAY-CARE ATTITUDE THAT YOU DISPLAY IN THE PICTURE THAT I HAVE SEEN WITH MY OWN TWO EYES

(OH, AND GUESS WHAT IS GOING UP ON THE DARTBOARD NOW, YEP, YOU GUESSED IT I'LL BET AND I DIDN'T EVEN NEED TO GIVE YOU THREE GUESSES, EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE STUPID).

waterwitch

Apr 21st, 2003, 11:00 PM

woah, some guy over the internet is going to use my face as a dart board...i'm so offended...

i relaly could care less...you think i'm going to take this shit personally? for fucks sake, i don't even take abuse to my FACE personally....

Rongi

Apr 21st, 2003, 11:00 PM

:lol

Proto, chose the fattest one you can find, easier to hit ;).

Protoclown

Apr 21st, 2003, 11:05 PM

i relaly could care less...you think i'm going to take this shit personally? for fucks sake, i don't even take abuse to my FACE personally....

Am I to take that to mean that you've been beaten in the past or are currently in an abusive relationship and/or home?

waterwitch

Apr 21st, 2003, 11:06 PM

...abuse doesn't necessarily mean physical, dipshit...

Protoclown

Apr 21st, 2003, 11:08 PM

OH YES I FORGOT ABOUT WICCA D&D SPELLS :lol

I AM CASTING "MAGIC MISSILE"...ON YOUR FACE, BITCH!!! :lol :lol :lol

waterwitch

Apr 21st, 2003, 11:09 PM

be my guest dumb cunt...should i be scared that you're insulting me?

Rongi

Apr 21st, 2003, 11:10 PM

I THOUGHT CUNT WASN'T A GOOD INSULT :blah

Protoclown

Apr 21st, 2003, 11:11 PM

HERE IS A PREDICTION FOR YOU:

SHE IS GOING TO SAY NOW THAT IT IS NOT WORTH HER TIME TO TAKE THE EFFORT TO COME UP WITH ANY REAL INSULTS :lol

waterwitch

Apr 21st, 2003, 11:12 PM

is...i lied... :)

liquidstatik

Apr 21st, 2003, 11:12 PM

OH YES I FORGOT ABOUT WICCA D&D SPELLS :lol

I AM CASTING "MAGIC MISSILE"...ON YOUR FACE, BITCH!!! :lol :lol :lol

:lol

Esuohlim

Apr 21st, 2003, 11:16 PM

is...i lied... :)

YOU ARE A HORRIBLE HORRIBLE MAN. >:

waterwitch

Apr 21st, 2003, 11:16 PM

but...but...i'm NOT a man...i'm a chick...did i miss something?

Protoclown

Apr 21st, 2003, 11:17 PM

SEE??? SHE"S A MAN!!! I ALWAYS KNEW SHE WAS A FAKE!! :slamdunk

waterwitch

Apr 21st, 2003, 11:17 PM

:) nice try...i'm all female, baby...

liquidstatik

Apr 21st, 2003, 11:20 PM

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:(

Jixby Phillips

Apr 21st, 2003, 11:57 PM

waterwitch you rule! I've been gettin sick of these retards, finally we got somebody with the right attitude! We need more people like you here, to help me fight off all these damn tardz. :lol

waterwitch

Apr 21st, 2003, 11:58 PM

for some strange odd reason, i truly hope you're not being sarcastic...

Protoclown

Apr 22nd, 2003, 12:03 AM

Oh, he's not :(

He has been a constant thorn in our side ever since he first showed up, and he's always had a similar "take no guff" attitude to yours :(

OMG I HOPE YOU DON'T TEAM UP WITH HIM :eek

waterwitch

Apr 22nd, 2003, 12:04 AM

...it's nice to see your sarcasm progressing! *claps*

James

Apr 22nd, 2003, 12:06 AM

If you're really a woman, we here at I-Mockery require you to post your picture. You must fulfill the following requests, as stated in Proto's Law:

-Face
-Face and breasts
-Shaved vagina (no hair)
-Bent over, cheeks spread

Until these pics are posted, you will be acknowledged as being a man. Good day, sir.

waterwitch

Apr 22nd, 2003, 12:09 AM

...that's nice to know, because i'll continue to be known as a sir...i'm not posting those pics...you can see the pic of my FACE on my website...i don't think i need to justify my sex to any of you....but i can assure you i am completely female...

Rongi

Apr 22nd, 2003, 12:21 AM

You could be a man with boobs :/.

Les Waste

Apr 22nd, 2003, 12:21 AM

Either I'm really paranoid, or waterwitch is a brilliant character cooked up by a comic genius who has been proven victorious in gettings lots of people to reply to him.

I KNOW THAT'S YOU SPAZBOY. YOU CAN'T HIDE IT FROM ME! >:

Professor Cool

Apr 22nd, 2003, 12:22 AM

WELL IM COMPLETELY PISSED

YOUR THE WORST EXCUSE OF A SCATTERBRAIN I'VE EVER SEEN >:

and Les, i don't think anyone would waste their time making a website for a character. At least i hope not..

Esuohlim

Apr 22nd, 2003, 12:23 AM

Well, those pics sure had us going...

...wait a minute. I'M STILL NOT FALLING FOR IT. >:

James

Apr 22nd, 2003, 01:02 AM

Wait, what the fuck?

You're an ICP fan from Australia too? Or are you just twizted juggalo with a new user name? Or maybe you're both just losers, and you showed up to "get his back," because he's your friend or some shit.

Seriously people, don't even give this thing the time of day anymore. It was fun until I found this out.

http://au.internations.net/waterwitch/jess-icp.jpg

Professor Cool

Apr 22nd, 2003, 01:12 AM

Yuckers

Come'on guys, we cant let here take over the boards with her dismal dialogue. Don't make me sing to stop this tomfoolery. >:

UnDeath

Apr 22nd, 2003, 01:15 AM

SING ALONG WITH THE PROFESSOR AS WE BURN THE EVIL WITCH!!!! >:

Esuohlim

Apr 22nd, 2003, 01:15 AM

Why don't you sing anymore?

You used to be cool. :(

Professor Cool

Apr 22nd, 2003, 01:23 AM

Actually to be correct, i never sang, i typed in a form of a poem but to be used as a song. Now I am eating my own words...

And maybe later...i have work to do.

waterwitch

Apr 22nd, 2003, 01:24 AM

...no i'm NOT a character....yes i AM real...and why would i waste time making a website for some made up bitch...???

by the way, i'm not spaz boy...and so i like ICP, big deal...and twiztid juggalo is a mate of mine...that's one reason i started posting here, dipshits...we're not the same person...

edit - oh, and btw, you can't burn me...my parents tried, and failed...

Psycho Squid

Apr 22nd, 2003, 01:29 AM

:bestthread

Esuohlim

Apr 22nd, 2003, 01:30 AM

DID YOUR PARENTS ALSO TRY PUTTING PILLOWS OVER YOUR FACE WHILE YOU WERE ASLEEP?

I BET THEY NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT ONE. :(

waterwitch

Apr 22nd, 2003, 01:30 AM

...this ain't the best thread...it's an okay thread, but it's full of people who like tearing others apart...want to join in?

edit - very amusing dipshit...I WAS BEING SARCSATIC! i thought you people would've been able to recognise that by now!

UnDeath

Apr 22nd, 2003, 01:31 AM

BAD DIRTY WITCH!
Ohyo! Ohyo! noibe Ohyo! caosagonu!

waterwitch

Apr 22nd, 2003, 01:32 AM

bad, yes...dirty, no...i had a shower 15 minutes ago...

Esuohlim

Apr 22nd, 2003, 01:34 AM

edit - very amusing dipshit...I WAS BEING SARCSATIC! i thought you people would've been able to recognise that by now!

YES, LET US TALK ABOUT SOME PEOPLE AROUND HERE WHO HAVE THE INABILITY TO RECOGNIZE SARCASM. >: >:

waterwitch

Apr 22nd, 2003, 01:35 AM

...dude, no one would want to kill me! i'm too cute, dammit!

Esuohlim

Apr 22nd, 2003, 01:42 AM

FUCK YOU SIR.

IF DR. ATKINS WERE STILL ALIVE HE'D BE LIKE "OMG I'M GOING TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK ANYWAY BY LOOKING AT YOUR FAT FACE".

THIS CONVERSATION IS OVER. >:

waterwitch

Apr 22nd, 2003, 01:43 AM

my face ain't fat, swwetheart....

and i'm glad you're choosing to end it..was getting tiring from my end anyway...

Esuohlim

Apr 22nd, 2003, 01:46 AM

THAT DOES IT. YOU JUST OPENED UP A NEW CAN OF WORMS. >:

UnDeath

Apr 22nd, 2003, 01:46 AM

THE FILTH OF WITCHCRAFT HAS TAINTED YOU SO DEEP THAT NOT EVEN DIAL ANTIBACTERIAL SOAP CAN SAVE YOU NOW!!! REPENT sweetie. :)

waterwitch

Apr 22nd, 2003, 01:46 AM

...you going to eat them? i'd like to watch if you are....*settles in to watch*

edit - repent...? why? i like being a sinner...much nicer than ebing one of that faggy angel type chicks who were those fucked up shirts with "i've fallen from heaven" written on them...fuck that shit...

James

Apr 22nd, 2003, 01:52 AM

What would a "boring" emoticon look like? I was thinking of a yawn, but I don't know how it would come off.

waterwitch

Apr 22nd, 2003, 01:53 AM

typing in something like (yawn) would work just as well...

UnDeath

Apr 22nd, 2003, 02:01 AM

:sleep or :| may work. Oh well, enough with playing with the 100-something-posts-a-day attention whore for me. I just hope she wont turn me into a newt or something, since she's hardcore wiccan like that, "sin" and everything...

waterwitch

Apr 22nd, 2003, 02:06 AM

why would i turn you into a newt> you already have the brain capacity of a gnat...it'd just be a waste of my time...

and i'm not a whore...i'm actually quite faithful and loyal...and i'm not after attention...i'm just bored out of my fucking skull...

Professor Cool

Apr 22nd, 2003, 02:25 AM

Emotions ripped, gone on a binge
Life lipped, I said you're off the hinge
Tellin' lies of such fame and glory
I don't even wanna hear your story

Back off, back off bitch
Down in the gutter dyin' in the ditch
You better back off, back off bitch
Face of an angel with the love of a witch
Back off, back off bitch
It's such a pity that you're such a bitch

Back off, back off bitch
It's time to burn-burn the witch
Back off, back off bitch
Back off, back off bitch
Back off, back off bitch
It's time to burn-burn the witch

There, now everyone just shut the fuck up.

waterwitch

Apr 22nd, 2003, 02:28 AM

i feel so special...you wrote a poem/rap thing for me...

i'm not a bitch...and you can say "burn the witch" all you want...i really could care less...

Professor Cool

Apr 22nd, 2003, 02:30 AM

That was Guns And Roses you dipshit...

I'm obviously not gonna waste my time or anymore of it on you...

waterwitch

Apr 22nd, 2003, 02:32 AM

knew you didn't have the talent to write anything with sense...

feelevil

Apr 22nd, 2003, 02:33 AM

U DA BOMB dr. cool

get it? cuz ur sig heheHEHHehhea< i got that laugh from jin i like it[/u]

Professor Cool

Apr 22nd, 2003, 02:44 AM

knew you didn't have the talent to write anything with sense...

I'm Simply Crushed...it's almost like your read all my post to come to get to that conclusion.

Sam

Apr 22nd, 2003, 04:03 AM

bad, yes...dirty, no...i had a shower 15 minutes ago...

B.S.

IF YOU HAD A SHOWER YOU WOULD BE A MELTED PUDDLE OF WITCH!

AND WE ALL KNOW MELTED WITCHES DON'T TYPE... UNLESS THEY MAKE THEIR FLYING MONKEYS DICTATE FOR THEM!!!

waterwitch

Apr 22nd, 2003, 10:13 AM

...hmmm..good point...maybe my monkey's can type for me...or maybe it's those pet otters or something that are hidden in my backyard...

glowbelly

Apr 22nd, 2003, 10:50 AM

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waterwitch

Apr 22nd, 2003, 10:52 AM

now, if you actually put words BETWEEN the dots, you might be able to make some sentences...you know..things people can read that make sense?

Apr 22nd, 2003, 11:03 AM

I dig Waterwitch, she's got a clue! :)

waterwitch

Apr 22nd, 2003, 11:05 AM

sarcasm really doesn't work for you, FS....seriously...

oh, and find your own signature..this was mine first...

kellychaos

Apr 22nd, 2003, 11:06 AM

http://www.971fm.net/bbs/html/emoticons/wub.gif

Apr 22nd, 2003, 11:07 AM

You're perceptive! :)

whoreable

Apr 22nd, 2003, 11:08 AM

Gee FS you are really bad at sarcasm. Perhaps you should take lessons from waterwitch

Speaking of, I am suprised she came back. I guess the little princess really does love us. :)

waterwitch

Apr 22nd, 2003, 11:09 AM

dude, whats with the loveheart smiley? you getting married or some shit like that?

...and most people would've noticed it...

edit - awww...who COULDN'T love you, whoreable?!?

Apr 22nd, 2003, 11:16 AM

I LOVE you. :)

whoreable

Apr 22nd, 2003, 11:20 AM

edit - awww...who COULDN'T love you, whoreable?!?

Gee Golly gosh thats sweet of you to say :) thanks :)

Edit: Wait a minute!! That MIGHT have been some of waterwitche's cruel sarcasm. I am FURIOUS at this! >: How could someone be so heartless?

It just goes to show that I think we might be outclassed as far as sarcasm goes.

Protoclown

Apr 22nd, 2003, 12:17 PM

Agreed, I've never seen someone who had such a supreme mastery of sarcasm around these here parts. Not once, never.

I THINK WE ARE OUT OF OUR LEAGUE GUYS :tear

Rongi

Apr 22nd, 2003, 01:07 PM

Love not hate :(.

I :love you waterwitch. Let's go make babies in the closet :).

MrAdventure

Apr 22nd, 2003, 01:12 PM

i'll always be her first

kellychaos

Apr 22nd, 2003, 01:13 PM

dude, whats with the loveheart smiley? you getting married or some shit like that?!

I'm just in love with the chaos you caused. :) It's rare that one person can be such a skillful shit-stirrer. That's not a complement, merely an observation. I don't expect a response. Carry on with the beatings. I'll be sipping my LaBatt and LMAO!! :) :)

waterwitch

Apr 22nd, 2003, 06:10 PM

...see? everyone wants me...

(and whoreable, i wans't being sarcastic...)

ziggytrix

Apr 22nd, 2003, 08:06 PM

i'm cynical, dark, and sarcastic

waterwitch

Apr 22nd, 2003, 08:07 PM

but you're not as lovable and adorable as me, so you're not winning their affection...

ziggytrix

Apr 22nd, 2003, 08:09 PM

i'm cylindrical, shark, and boombastic

waterwitch

Apr 22nd, 2003, 08:10 PM

...can't be all three...sharks aren't cylindrical...

whoreable

Apr 22nd, 2003, 08:12 PM

I dont think Ziggy would lie to us.

ziggytrix

Apr 22nd, 2003, 08:13 PM

like you know shit about sharks. :troutslap

waterwitch

Apr 22nd, 2003, 08:13 PM

whoreable, you find me a picture of a cylindrical boombastic shark and i'll edit my post and say i'm sorry...

making the picture yourself is not permited...........

ziggytrix

Apr 22nd, 2003, 08:16 PM

http://www.flmnh.ufl.edu/fish/Gallery/descript/ShortfinMako/ox.diagram.JPG

waterwitch

Apr 22nd, 2003, 08:17 PM

if you're claiming that as cylindrical, i'm the pope.........and i don't see it looking very "boombastic" do you? spastic, perhaps...

Esuohlim

Apr 22nd, 2003, 08:22 PM

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ItalianStereotype

Apr 22nd, 2003, 08:24 PM

http://www.namingnewsletter.com/images/chefbotardee.gif

AAAYYYYYYYYYYY!

Les Waste

Apr 22nd, 2003, 08:30 PM

http://www.lpymca.org/Shark_-_Cartoon_6.jpg
That shark isn't very cylandrical, but he's boombastic as fuck.

MrAdventure

Apr 22nd, 2003, 08:39 PM

sharks are notably cylindrical you guys, she's trying to pull a fast sarcasm, don't let her. they are also great writers, bombastic, i swear. check out what this shark wrote.

http://www.geocities.com/crockpotmonkey/shark.txt

whoreable

Apr 22nd, 2003, 08:47 PM

:eek OMG!

ziggytrix

Apr 22nd, 2003, 08:48 PM

Rhymes don't have to be TRUE. >:

waterwitch

Apr 23rd, 2003, 02:45 AM

cy·lin·dri·cal
adj.
Of, relating to, or having the shape of a cylinder, especially of a circular cylinder.

cyl·in·der
n.
The surface generated by a straight line intersecting and moving along a closed plane curve, the directrix, while remaining parallel to a fixed straight line that is not on or parallel to the plane of the directrix.

does that clear things up for you....? shark isn't cylindrical...

and i'm not a cunt, dear...

Sam

Apr 23rd, 2003, 02:49 AM

You're saying sharks aren't cylindrical? They look cylindrical... I guess we'll have to ask Ziggy about that again.

ziggytrix

Apr 23rd, 2003, 03:07 AM

I DO THIS FOR SCIENCE! SCIENCE!!!

http://www.oceanofk.org/Intro/ganatomy/shape_liver.html

SHAPE

Sharks are fast moving predators. Living in the sea, they have streamlined, “torpedo-shaped” bodies for fast swimming. Although some sharks may swim at bursts of over 20 knots (23 miles per hour), most sharks swim very slowly at cruising speeds of less than 5 knots (5.75 miles per hour). Most sharks are characterized by a fusiform body (rounded and tapering at both ends). This streamlined, cylindrical body shape reduces drag and requires a minimum of energy to swim.

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LIVER

A shark's liver is a huge organ which usually amounts to 5-15% of the shark's total body weight. The reason the liver is so large is that it is used for storing fat. Sharks do not have fat anywhere else on their bodies. Fat is stored in the form of oil, often in great quantities. A large tiger shark was found to have a liver containing 18 gallons of oil in its liver! Because of these large oil reserves, sharks’ livers also help to keep them from sinking. Most bony fish have gas-filled swim bladders which give them buoyancy. Sharks do not have swim bladders, but the oil in the liver, which is lighter than water, keeps the shark buoyant, so it does not sink to the bottom.

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