Uhh... hello...

[DarkNirvana]

I haven't posted yet, so here it goes:
Hello. That's all I can think of... :/

[Matt Harty]

Die. That's all I can think of... >:

[James]

I'm sorry. I used that user pic back when it was mildly new. Please choose something more original.

Same goes for your whiny goth-hippy name.

[DarkNirvana]

Heh...
I don't really give a shit over whether you like my avatar or not. I just took the first thing I saw for my avatar. I'm changing it whenever I feel like it. Nice welcome, people. All you can think of is criticism, apparently.

[Matt Harty]

At least you understand this place.


I just took the first thing I saw for my avatar.

Obiously :rolleyes

[Mockery]

:lol

[The Unseen]

Dark Nirvana, this is a non-jerk site, please leave immediately

[banshee]

hi Dark Nirvana, I'm new too...how you doin? :)

[Esuohlim]

Someone is asking for a banning. >:

[banshee]

who?

[The Retro Kat]

They rhyme with GnarkNirvana and Canshee.


Let this be a lesson to all noobs, don't make your first post a Hello. And don't try to make a comeback at your elders, they are good at this, you are not.

[The_Rorschach]

"Let this be a lesson to all noobs, don't make your first post a Hello."

First of all Retro, you are to I-Mockery what Quasimodo was to Notre Dame. . .An embarassment to be hidden from the sight of men. Return to your box, pronto.

Second, DarkNirvana, realize Unseen, Kat and Matt Harty are Newbies themselves and so far their only talent is turning potentially good threads into unfunny shitstorms. I'd say welcome to the board, but if you're anything like the the newbs you've already met, we've already got our quota of simpering slope-browed simians.

[Wiffles]

Hello there and welcome ^_^

[FartinMowler]

Uhg you asshole, must leave , you detriment to all mankind.



we've already got our quota of simpering slope-browed simians.

[Grandpa Jones]

Fartin... you have had your limit of alchohol for tonight. I think you should... rest.

[Skulhedface]

Dark Nirvana, this is a non-jerk site, please leave immediately

You might as well ask several others to leave too, then :lol

And what makes you think newerbies are going to post anything besides hello threads anyway? All of them have.

[EatTheChildren]

No hello threads for me. Am I accepted yet?

After reading some threads I feel ashamed to be a newbie.

[Jixby Phillips]

EAT children?? Why the heck would you want to do that!!! :eek

[kellychaos]

EAT children?? Why the heck would you want to do that!!! :eek

They're lots more tender and don't have that "gamey" taste that adult humans tend to have. :)

[CastroMotorOil]

Hey i never did a hello thread considering i lurked the old boards forever. But it only takes one read of the first page of threads to get not to do it, yet us newbs continue to post hello threads all the time, making it impossible for any newb to become remotely accepted, and even though some have a frightengly large post count, that does not mean anyone likes you or that you are "one of the boys"

[Les Waste]

Skulhedface sucks. (http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=2726)

[liquidstatik]

They're lots more tender and don't have that "gamey" taste that adult humans tend to have. :)

http://www.gratefulpalate.com/Merchant/bluesmoke_bottle1.jpg
:([/img]

[The Retro Kat]

Second, DarkNirvana, realize Unseen, Kat and Matt Harty are Newbies themselves and so far their only talent is turning potentially good threads into unfunny shitstorms. I'd say welcome to the board, but if you're anything like the the newbs you've already met, we've already got our quota of simpering slope-browed simians.

You retard. I'm not a newbie. Hell, I was at ezboard. I hope one of these days you actually learn to have fun on these boards.

[GADZOOKS]

THE LAST THING WE NEED IS NIRVANA FANS >:

http://www.namsmenn.is/img/frettakerfi/Nirvana.jpg

YAH! LETS SING SONGS AND THEN BLOW OUR HEADS OFF YAH!

[Captain Robo]

Dark.Nirvana.youaremyfriend.com

[The Unseens girrrl]

wait.....i love kurt cobain...u all suck...haha...ha...mothershit..

[GADZOOKS]

THE LAST THING WE NEED IS NIRVANA FANS >:

http://www.namsmenn.is/img/frettakerfi/Nirvana.jpg

YAH! LETS SING SONGS AND THEN BLOW OUR HEADS OFF YAH!

[The Unseen]

:lol

[DarkNirvana]

Interesting...
I have already started to question the intelligence of a few of you. Some of you seem to be quite lacking in terms of intellectual capacity and courtesy, but then again, that's my first impression. However, for those of you that have shown some amount of respect and brain power, I applaud you, and look forward to rational, coherent conversations with you.

[EatTheChildren]

Wow, what a great way to start posting on a forum! I know I probably should've started insulting everyone, they probably would've made me feel SO WELCOME!


You're asking for it, kid.

[DarkNirvana]

(Groans)

Okay-Time to bring out the obligatory 'arguing on the internet' image... http://phunny.drghetto.com/retarded.jpg

[The Retro Kat]

I take it that's you in the picture.

[UnDeath]

(Groans)

Okay-Time to bring out the obligatory 'arguing on the internet' image... http://phunny.drghetto.com/retarded.jpg
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
fag.

[The Retro Kat]

That was funny because it was true.

[Queen Tonya]

Wait a sec, lemme see if I've gotten it straight........

No posting hello threads.
So like, bandwagonning on someone else's hello thread, how's that? :)

Expect to be mocked.
Well, duh! Who'da thunk it outta a board so eponymously named? :confused

I'm sure I missed the 42 other rules newbies must never break or risk certain death, but wtf, life's too short to fret it, eh?

[Sethomas]

I used to date a girl named Tanya, so I think you should be my girlfriend. Now describe yourself so that I can find out why you are so wonderful and why we are so perfect for each other.

[James]

Mock forgot a rule:

"Don't bring up month-old posts when you have nothing of value to contribute. Violaters will be banned."

[Captain Robo]

Jamesman.youaremyfriend.com