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Les Waste
Apr 17th, 2003, 04:05 PM
I wrote two things for the paper this week cause I hadn't in a while.

This requires no explanation except the school wants to renovate our union even though they just finished a massive, $17 million renovation a year ago. Part of the renovations would be an outdoor theater. I'm so proud of the last one.
http://at.mio.uwosh.edu/story.asp?issue=10923&story=2301

My column this week was also about the school's plans to re-renovate the union.
http://at.mio.uwosh.edu/story.asp?issue=10923&story=2300

If you want to read the original news story, which includes a picture of the proposed river they want to build for no reason, here:
http://at.mio.uwosh.edu/story.asp?issue=10921&story=2256

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The Unseen
Apr 17th, 2003, 04:13 PM
:lol

Matt Harty
Apr 17th, 2003, 04:16 PM
Made me LOL :lol

Weird school...

Secret Agent Vomit
Apr 17th, 2003, 06:43 PM
LOL. :lol

I think every School Newspaper needs a Chris Becker. :)

Anonymous
Apr 17th, 2003, 06:43 PM
I thought this was gonna be another whining about newbies thread :(

Les Waste
Apr 17th, 2003, 06:59 PM
It's even worst than that :(

Pub Lover
Apr 17th, 2003, 10:16 PM
I want to build a moat down one side of my house, but then it'll feed right into my neighbours living room. :/

Chris, your articles are as funny as ever, if that's a compliment. :)

Les Waste
Apr 17th, 2003, 10:35 PM
:thumbs-up

CastroMotorOil
Apr 17th, 2003, 10:51 PM
LOL as usual

davinxtk
Apr 18th, 2003, 04:12 AM
What's even more hilarious is what the nustack from the university had to say:


“We’ve had this included in the facility’s master plan from the beginning. It’s just going to take a little bit longer than we had initially hoped.”

MISTER FART
Apr 21st, 2003, 08:42 AM
I JSUT SUBMITTED A GRIPE THAT EVERYONE MIGHT WANT TO KNOW ABOUT:lol:lol:lol:lol



I HAVE A GRIPE, MY GRIPE IS THERE IS NOT ENOUGH SPACE ON HERE FOR THE GRIPE SECTION, I HAVE SUBMITTED SEVERAL GRIPES AND NONE OF THE HAVE BEEN ELECTED FOR ANYTYHING OR EVEN GOT ON THE WEBSITE AT ONE BIT?? WHAT THE FLAMING IN HECK IS ALL OF THAT ALL ABOUT?????????? HUH???? I ASK YOU!!!!!!!

ALSO WHO THE FLAMING HECK FLAMING CALLS IT A FLAMING GRIPE DAMN IT HECK!!! NO ONE CALLS IT GRIPE ANY MORE MOVE WITH THE TIMES WISCONSIN, OR SHOULD I SAY "WHISKERS-CONSIN" LOL HUH???

YOU NEED TO RENAME IT AS COMPLAINT OR "UNSATISFIED AREA" OR NOT HAPPY OR SOMETHING ELSE BUT GRIPE SOUNDS SO MILITARISTIC, IS THAT WHAT YOU ARE TRYING TO DO HERE, MILITARISTIC US?? I FOR WON WILL NOT STAND FOR HTIS NONSENSE IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT MILITARISTIC IS ALL ABOUT WELL HOW ABOUT ME AND SOME FRIENDS AND OTHER "GRIPERS" START FUDGING THINGS UP AND GRIPING ABOUT ALL OVER THE PLACE.

THINGS ARE ABOUT TO CHANGE AROUND HERE FOR FLAMING HECK SAKE FLAMING SO JSUT SO YO UKNOW MISTER ADDVANCE TITAN WE HAVE YOUR BALLS IN OUR MOUTH AND WE ARE NOT ABOUT TO LETS GOOOO, OOH BOY, NO WAY, WE ARE NOT LETTEING GO YET!!!!! THIS HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN YOU WILL BE HEARING BACK FROM ME VERY SHORTLY MRS SHORT DICK HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU FLAMING STUPID ASSSESSSSS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA



OOH OOOH, AND ALSO THE SUBMIT BUTTON IS TOO SMALL, I CAN BARELY SEE IT, ITS LIKE HELLO, WHERE DO I SUBMIT OR SOMETHING???? IT SHUOLD BE MUCH BIGGER AND IT SHOULD BE RENAMED THE GRIPE BUTTON BECAUSE YOU ALL SEEM TO LIKE FLAMING GRIPING SO MUCH AROUND HERE




I BET THAT GETS RIGHT UP THEIR GRIPE HOLE :lol

glowbelly
Apr 21st, 2003, 10:03 AM
>:

Atma
Apr 21st, 2003, 10:40 AM
Thats sure some entertaining literature.

glowbelly
Apr 21st, 2003, 11:05 AM
thanks for letting us know that. without you and your insightful comment, we may have been at a complete loss about how to think.

Secret Agent Vomit
Apr 21st, 2003, 06:03 PM
Thanks for the sarcasm, glowbelly. Without it, well, without it... NEVERMIND. :/

Les Waste
Apr 21st, 2003, 06:29 PM
Of fuck Fart :(

I was laying out my page, and the editor-in-chief was a few computers down reading the paper's emails, when all of a sudden she started laughing uncontrollably. She was reading something out loud, but I couldn't tell what she was reading because she was laughing so hard. It was that gripe you submitted.

I'm not using it this week, since I already did my page and I don't have room, but I'm going to use that in my page for every week for the rest of the semester. And probably also the start of next semester. Like a running series. Mister Fart is the funniest person ever

whoreable
Apr 21st, 2003, 06:58 PM
thats so awesome. :(

Mister Fart needs to post more here, I enjoy his posts.