NEW ARTICLE: "HOW I PLAN TO SPOIL MY DAUGHTER'S HARRY POTTER MANIA!"

[Mockery]

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Harry Potter this, Harry Potter that... Max has a surefire way of preventing your kids (or your friends) from becoming Potterdorks.

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NEW ARTICLE: "HOW I PLAN TO SPOIL MY DAUGHTER'S HARRY POTTER MANIA!" -by Max Burbank
http://www.i-mockery.com/visionary/spoil-harry-potter.php

Enjoy!

[noob3]

how original :rolleyes

[Protoclown]

OMG NOOB DIDN'T LIKE IT

IT'S TIME TO RETIRE :(

[mburbank]

WHAT DID YOU SAY?! I CAN'T HEAR YOU FROM MY RETIREMENT HOME IN FLORIDA WHERE I RETIRED TO ON ACCOUNT OF NOOB NOT LIKING THE ARTICLE!!!

[Protoclown]

OH NO AND THEY TOOK AWAY YOUR INTERNET ACCESS AND NOW THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN COMMUNICATE TO US IS TO SHOUT TEXTUALLY!!

[Angryhydralisk]

Hilarious. The only thing I've ever done related to Harry Potter was to see Harry and the Potters. Three men in their 20s, seeing a couple of hispanic kids play shitty guitars and sing about movies and books I never read.

Sure, I spent 3 bux on it. It saved me 300.

[mburbank]

You saw Harry and the Potters? Seriously? I love them! A friend of mine at the museum is a personal friend of theirs!

Where did you see them?

[Angryhydralisk]

At a place called the Brycc House in Louisville. Which is some place that has a fishbowl full of condoms.

You can also check archive.org for a bunch of live shows they've done at libraries and stuff.

[noob3]

i am just so tired of hearing the words "spoil" & "harry potter" in the same fucking sentance

who cares about this shit? really?

[mburbank]

i think you could be missing the point


i-mockery


i-MOCKERY

MOCKERY?

mockery.

[FartinMowler]

I feel pretty today :love

[Protoclown]

Hey Max, some guy on Digg caught an "error" in your article. It seems that being mostly naked in a cage with a hoagie slathered in a mayonnaise, you wouldn't in fact have much dignity at all! You may want to "correct" your (general) grievous "error".

Good day, sir.

[mburbank]

Vast is das 'dig'?

[Protoclown]

Click on the "digg this article" button that Roger installed at the end of the article (or in this thread). See the comments thread there.

Digg is basically a site that collects links from other sites regarding news about technology, entertainment, etc...and if people like the article, they can "digg" it. The more diggs an article gets, the more prominent it becomes on the main page.

[Sticks]

SPOILER. EVERYONE. DIES.