Average Newbie Age

[Protoclown]

Is it just me, or does it seem like pretty much EVERYONE who joined the boards after the switch from ezboard couldn't be a day older than 12?

[banshee]

I'm 19....

[Matt Harty]

It's just you

[noob3]

You're 14, Harty. Or some dumb age. Unseen is 14. So I'm guessing Proto is off 2 years :[

[Matt Harty]

Even dumber age, 15. :(

[Ninjavenom]

Good lord, that's no excuse.

[Evil Robot]

I'm a retired WWII veteran.

[Secret Agent Vomit]

This is awesome! Maybe Jixby can drop by and post a :( ?

[Jixby Phillips]

VOMIT IS PROBABLY LIAKE 100 YEARS OLD

[CastroMotorOil]

im 19 :/

[Captain Robo]

There's no way matt harty and I are the same age :(

[liquidstatik]

Im 15 :/

[EatTheChildren]

I'm 15. I hate 15 year olds. We suck so much that we shouldn't be allowed to talk... except me, but I'm cool.

[CastroMotorOil]

nothing could be further from the truth eat......

[EatTheChildren]

... ok. I admit it. I'm not cool at all. I'm just another 15 year old geek.


You can shoot me in the head now.

[Johannas]

:shoot

[Les Waste]

Don't act like you're any better, you wet cunt. >:

[Johannas]

well someones gotta get their hands dirty, ya know, do all the dirty work...and only hell knows you wouldnt go near the mud!

DTH
JOHANNAS

[UnDeath]

hey now, Im 19.... :(
ah well, I hope I havent annoyed anyone much as of yet.....

[Wiffles]

Im 13 ^_^

[The Unseen]

and youre also a guy :(

[Spectre X]

I'm 14, and Dutch, and insane, so :(

[pissed off salesman]

Im not a newb >:

[Matt Harty]

There's no way matt harty and I are the same age :(

I'm 15, turning 16 in May.

[Protoclown]

Why the hell are all you guys so fucking young? What happened to the mid-twenties crowd that used to be so prevalent around here?

GROW OLDER YOU FUCKS >:

[liquidstatik]

Why does age matter :/

[EatTheChildren]

age matters because most teenagers are douchebags.

[FartinMowler]

Eatthechildren must be 11

I haven't bought any of the figures yet, and I don't erally plan to. The new cartoon is horrible. I miss REAL He-Man.

They're doing this with Ninja Turtles, too. It is depressing

[EatTheChildren]

I wish I was 11 or younger. That is generally before people start thinking they're cool and stop having fun. Little kids rock.

Anyway... whats wrong with action figures, huh?

[Matt Harty]

GROW OLDER YOU FUCKS

I'M TRYING! >:

[ceri]

I am 14. :( .

[glowbelly]

i feel like a weird person who hangs out on a board filled with children.

fuck. :(

i'll be 28 in less than 2 months.

[EatTheChildren]

doesn't mean that you'll be old... unless you start to act like it.

[Anonymous]

We should have a "You must be this tall to post" thing.

And make an exception for Gemma.

We used to have more females than males, and the average age was in the 20s. It's way into the minors now and the content has taken one to the johnson as a result.

[Skulhedface]

uhh... I'll be 22 in two weeks. So there, you have a lower-mid-twentysomething here.

[Jixby Phillips]

But we don't care about you.

[EatTheChildren]

Now that I'm seeing all this posting about the young newbies I feel bad. I feel like I'm intruding. Sorry.

[AChimp]

It all happened after Mock advertised this new board on Fark. >:

[CaptainBubba]

Single white male seeking white woman between the ages of 15 to 29. Must weigh more than 160 lbs and have an affinity toward pie ,london broils, and puppies. Will be expected to eat shit. Contact is prefered to be in E-mail format as not to interupt masturbation or video gaming.

[EatTheChildren]

I've never been to Fark. I've just started posting here because I have been coming to the site for so long...

[Skulhedface]

SOMEONE GET THAT SAD DAD A FEW BEERS AND SOME PERCOCETS!

Maybe then he'll stop chasing my posts like a rabid dog and posting one liners after them.

[Sethomas]

I'm only 18 :(

[FartinMowler]

I've got nothing against the younger crowd but I do have to think twice about what I say and that takes the fun out of the board for me. There should be a warning on the site that say's that this site might contain crude or bizzare humour and is not recommended for pre-teens. I have poked fun at a few characters and found out they where not able to take a poke and curled up like a penis in a cold lake.

[Anonymous]

Yes, fartin, i think we all remember those times you unleashed your unbridled, destructive brand of humor. We still mourn those that couldn't make it out of the thread alive.

[Krythor]

YEAH WE SHOULD HAVE A WARNING SIGN AND IT SHOULD SAY "WARNING: FARTIN MAY ATTEMPT A JOKE" :lol :lol :lol

[Wiffles]

I have been lurking the boards for several years now, but I only deided to post since I turned 13 because that is on the php TOU ^_^;

[Esuohlim]

KILL YOURSELF >:

[CaptainBubba]

Is willing to share a bed or, if needed, sleep in a bathtub. Will clean self to an immaculate shine before hanky panky is to comense. Is skilled in pastry cooking. Once ate raw ground beef. Liked it alot. Extending age sought to 12-35. Must have blue eyes. Southern baptist prefered. Will be expected to wear cheerleader outfit when instructed to do so.

[Pub Lover]

What is needed is a clear example of what the forums used to be like, then us young, male, newbs can be confronted with the truth of how much of a travesty we have made it. >:

[Black Flag]

I'm only 18 :(

All the cool kids are 18, Mister Seth. :)

[Ninjavenom]

Looks like it averages out to 15.375. :/

[Protoclown]

Seth, you may be 18, but you are one of the most mature persons here.

[Evil Robot]

My god damn age is twenty fuckin four. :( Screw all you youngsters, you lives are all going to go downhill. Its a rule, if your on the internet by the age of 13, you will be dead by 30. I dont know If its true, but it is a theory Ive been working on.

[Protoclown]

Evil Robot on the other hand, I would have guessed his age to be a single digit...

[GADZOOKS]

Yeah Jason, like 12 :(

[sadie]

i enjoy a few of the teenagers who post here. and the most moronic mockers are definitely not all the youngest.

[Tree]

I'm a noob, I don't post often though. If it makes you feel better I'll be 26 in May. I read more than post though.

[FS]

There should be a warning on the site that say's that this site might contain crude or bizzare humour and is not recommended for pre-teens.

Yeah, that'll really keep them away from here.

[The Unseen]

I am 14 :lol

[Jixby Phillips]

YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK, GOODBYE :lol

[Generator86]

Don't know if I'm still considered a newb, but I'm 26. I'm also usually drunk, so I suppose it's not really relevant.

[Cap'n Crunch]

If I'm a n00b, you are a n00b, join the party. I'm guessing the average age would be 19.

[Hobo Renee]

I'm 23

[Bod]

i enjoy a few of the teenagers who post here. and the most moronic mockers are definitely not all the youngest


that'll be me

[soundtest]

I'm 25 and SINGLE :love


:tear

[CastroMotorOil]

If I'm a n00b, you are a n00b, join the party. I'm guessing the average age would be 19.
Sweet in 9 days i am the average YAY HAPPY MUSIC TIME!

[AChimp]

I remember when everyone thought that I was in my mid-twenties. Turns out that I'm really 47. :lol

[CaptainBubba]

I'm going to tell you all my age because I can tell you honestly truly care.

You can stop begging now, here it comes.




Wooooops, I forgot to write my age down! Damnit! I always do shit like that. I'm sure you're devistated.

[Bod]

Ha ha , I knew there had to be someone here older than me

[Atma]

Well I am obviously the opitomy of newb-ness, and am 15

[glowbelly]

epitome :(

[waterwitch]

...i'm "noob" and i'm 18...big fucking deal...

[The Retro Kat]

Don't know if I'm still considered a newb, but I'm 26. I'm also usually drunk, so I suppose it's not really relevant.


You're right, that has no relevence whatsoever. Hell, you shouldn't have even posted that. Oh you silly drunk.

[LegoLars]

Im the 1337 n00b who's a 1337-n00b, a.k.a 1337-n00b and i'm 18. and im a 1337-n00b by the way. Hi mom!

[twiztid~juggalo]

im 22 :S getting old sux.. the other day i was watching these little punks smash up a coke machine... reminds me of my mid teenage years.. LoL

[noob3]

What, were they homosexual? :lol

[The Retro Kat]

22 and still likes twizded and the ICP. That's outright sad.

[Mister Sarcastic]

Im 8. Does this bring the average down at all? :rolleyes

[sadie]

you definitely bring down the average iq.

[twiztid~juggalo]

im sorry.. i dont like depeche mode and prince like you fuckers.. i get too see icp in three weeks in concert which is gonna be sweet so fuck you~! :party

[glowbelly]

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[Stabby]

Why the hell are all you guys so fucking young? What happened to the mid-twenties crowd that used to be so prevalent around here?

GROW OLDER YOU FUCKS >:

I'm 23...of course i never really post but instead prefer to lurk in the shadows and violently masturbate to smiley faces and the hundred different euphemisms for penis which are posted daily.

[FS]

euphemisms for penis? What, like "that thing that dangles between your legs"? :/

[Schimid]

I'm 14. Being 14 sucks. No one takes you seriously. :(

[Grazzt]

I'm 17, but I hang around with 25 year olds.

[The Retro Kat]

im sorry.. i dont like depeche mode and prince like you fuckers.. i get too see icp in three weeks in concert which is gonna be sweet so fuck you~!


Sucks for you. Depeche Mode, :lol. Oh, you have no idea what music is.


I'm 17, but I hang around with 25 year olds.


So? What is your point?