VINCES WEB SITE FOUND! VISIT CATHOLIC SAMURAI!

[mburbank]

Vince, this IS you, isn't it?

Here's a writing sample from the FAQ:

"But just a little about myself to give you an idea. I am a college student at small private college in Missouri. I like loud music, loud movies, and loud pretty much anything. I like sports, hot chicks (of all ethnic backgrounds, although I am a bit of a rice king if you catch my drift), and things that blow up. I love my childhood nostalgia and my talk radio. I have the interests of a 5 year old and the social graces of a 30 year old. I like it all. I like being me. And I love insulting stupid people. Especially liberals. God put liberals on the planet to prove that He does exist, because natural evolution could not make a liberal, because tigers and gryphon would have destroyed them before they learned to talk about "tax cuts for the rich" and "gun control" laws. And my bile is just not spewed at liberals either. Ones who call themselves "conservative" and are total assholes get it to. So don't think I cant choose between the Nation of Islam and the World Church of the Creator. If it were up to me, they would be forced to live in Mississippi and Africa, respectively."


Note the odd sentence structure, as in "And my bile is just not spewed at liberals either."

Note his offering that he likes "hot chicks (of all ethnic backgrounds, although I am a bit of a rice king if you catch my drift),"

If this aint Vince Himself, he got a serious "Single White Female" plot line going on.

check it out: http://catholicsamurai.netfirms.com/index.htm

[Protoclown]

That's fucking uncanny.

[Anonymous]

hahahahaha holy shit max it is "Welcome to Vin Zeb's Wish List"

[VinceZeb]

Yeah, that's my site. You probably found it through newsfilter's forum. I was going to post it here in my signature after a month, but thanks for the posting of it. Might as well fix that now.

Oh yes, if anyone feels like writing, Id be more than happy to post it. Even you Max. If you can come up with something intelligent Ill post it.

[mburbank]

I'm quite serious, I believe he is the author. It's very, very hard to mimick a writing style that convincingly.

Vince, you ARE the authormof Catholic Samurai, aren't you?

[Anonymous]

proto - it really is his site

anyway this is form the "chicks archive" page:
Hey! A white woman! - Pics of porn star Holly Body. There, three different ethnic backgrounds of women. I'm multicultural.
:lol

[Helm]

That site's seemed LOL but I couldn't visit because I didn't like the name :(

[Anonymous]

HEY GUYS WAKE UP

i already said - the wish list! on the first page

[VinceZeb]

Yes, it is my site to say once again.

[mburbank]

This treasure trove of Vince's writing ALMOST makes me feel better about the looting of the Bahgdad Library.

I begin my literary archeology now.

[Protoclown]

This is a glorious day! :rave

[Anonymous]

thanks max, that was funny

[AChimp]

Uh... gryphons don't exist. :/

[Vibecrewangel]

Damn Vince

You need pics of hot Native American or South American women!!!!!





Okay....everyone needs pics of hot Native American or South American women

[AChimp]

:lol

New porn links every day! I can just picture Vince "on a date": the web browser would be open to a full screen photo and he'd be eating microwaved Kraft Dinner in front of the screen.

[Vibecrewangel]

Chimp -

Brings a whole new meaning to the term Easy Mac.......

[VinceZeb]

Id rather not do something as tacky as chick links, but it draws people.


And vibe, I know. If you know of any links to some, Id post them.

[Vibecrewangel]

South American sholdn't be too hard to find.

Native American a bit harder....we's is a private bunch.

[AChimp]

Hmm... judging by your webcounter, it's attracted a grand total of approximately 270. I'd say that about 30 of them have come from this page now.

BTW, Vince, I really like how you ranted at that Rackjite guy's automatic e-mail responder.

[mburbank]

Okay, first of all, Vince, I have a site that has over 90,000 hits and it's just a single little comedy piece, with no porn on it at all.

And now... drumroll....

[mburbank]

FROM CATHOLIC SAMURAI


1.) "I was thinking to myself today, I thought "Hey, isn't the words 'Cracker' and 'Honkey" just funny!"."

2.) "Now, if he is comfortable, he may spring back with some kind of welfare or fried chicken joke, in which everyone will laugh again!"

3.) "See, and that is how intelligent people cycle through differences with other intelligent people: with humor."

4.) "In my opinion, I don't think the majority of these protestors have a clue on what they are talking about."

5.) "her answers sounded like something that may be good in California, but it don't fly here in St. Louis."

6.) "If Bush sticks to what he said he was going to do, he is going to be a Iraqi hero, not unlike Gandhi or MLK Jr. was."

7.) "People who do on the side of justice and right always win in the end."

8.) "Basically what happens at these places is the cute pseudo-geisha girl lathers you up with soap and then you get your freak on."

9.) "Yeah, you fucking dicklicker, you didn't feel that way when you signed with Sony records and the idiots who buy your CDs, you dumb bitch."

10.) "These eyes have seen, and what I saw was great."

11.) "Maybe he will admit that a "16 year old brat" handed him his ass about his idiotic, uninformed, false-fact supported views."

12.) "It's Monday, folks, so that means that the morons and people that generally should not be able to hold their position of importance in life are coming out of hibernation."

13.) "Then I can threaten bodily harm against my opponents and tell the tells of my fornication with their female relatives from throughout the word!

14.) "I happen to be doing my exercise routine tonight as I always try to do once a day and I saw something that made me want to choke the life out of one of my fellow exercisers."

15.) "If you are not a hot woman, you get no talking to. If you are, you may get me to grunt something. Simple as that.

16.) "But here is just a small tip for your assclowns that want to talk on your cell phone while getting in front of we who want to not die in a flaming car wreck:"

17.) "Many military personnel I am betting would like nothing more than to drag this guy through a sock party."

18.) "I will update this constantly whenever I feel like it. With whatever I feel like, whyever I feel like. And you don't like it? Tough titties."

[Anonymous]

this site gets over 2 mil page views a month and there is no porn on it

[VinceZeb]

Max, my site has been up 2 weeks. How long as yours?

Well, vibe, if you can find the chicks, Ill post them. In fact, if you would like to write or do anything for the site, just tell me and Id be more than happy to post it up. I don't care for you and you don't care for me, but you have a brain so Id be more than delighted to put some of your stuff up there.

[mburbank]

Vince, when and if your site, with or without porn has been up for two years, if you have more than 10,000 hits I will issue a public apology.


AND look at all the traffic I'm personally driving there! If that isn't sporting, lord knows what is.

The only point I'm making is your sad little excuse for the porn links. Are you ashamed of them? Embarassed by them? At odds with your Catholocism over them? Then get rid of them. If not, be a man about the fact you have them, but don't make excuses about traffic. IF your site has any appeal, word will spread based on it's merits. Like I-mockery. 'Simple as that.'

[AChimp]

Whoa, you get about 20 hits per day (probably all from you). Hell, MY site gets more traffic and there's no porn, and that's saying a lot 'round these parts.

[mburbank]

Maybe you should add some porn.

[VinceZeb]

In two weeks, the largest amount of traffic I have had was 120 uniques and that was last wednesday. I don't publicly advertise right now and I am doing it just for fun, so it's good for what I want at this time.

Max, I am not ashamed of having pictures of beautiful naked women on my site. I do it because of the traffic. And because I like women. Would I rather not have them so I can make it a bit safer for work? Yes. But who cares, people don't have to look at them if they don't want to.

[Anonymous]

hell even my site gets more traffic
I don't advertise anywhere, I must have a loyal fan base :(

[mburbank]

Okay so now your stance is

"I'd rather not, but I like them, who cares"

FOR GOD SAKE, IF YOU LIKE THEM, YOU LIKE THEM! STAND UP STRAIGHT, STOP FIDGETING, DO AN AFFIRMATION! YOU LIKE PICTURES OF ETHNIC HOTTIES!

Vince. If you don't love yourself, how will anyone else.

Oh, wait, loving yourself is what web pics of ethnic hotties are all about! Just don't love too vigoroulsy or you'll get Carpal Tunnell.

[VinceZeb]

Considering that I have been around only two weeks and have like one link with another site, I like what I am seeing so far.

https://secure.netfirms.com/inc_tools/nfstats/statsback.php?NM=1569067&GR=uv&TF=ty&IH=no&RD=54849609

Those are my stats so far. Pretty decent for 2 1/2 to 3 weeks with little advertising.

[Anonymous]

I am doing it just for fun.

I do it because of the traffic.

[mburbank]

DO IT FOR THE ETHNIC HOTTIE PICS!

[VinceZeb]

I do the site for many reasons. Like I said in my FAQ, I did it because someone asked me to. I hope to make it big someday and would like to use it to get my foot in the door to other oppurunities. But as long as I make someone out there laugh or say "Hey, that's a pretty good point!" I will be happy.

[AChimp]

Hawkin's new Right Wing News site must not be doing as well as Brass Knuckles was. Either that or people just don't care about Terry "who the fuck" Hughes. :lol

Vince, I was wondering about why you want people to speak English when they are around you. Specifically, I would like to know what difference it makes for two Chinese people in a Chinese restaurant to be speaking Chinese to each other. I'm sure you still get to interact with the waiters in English. Do you just like eavesdropping on people and get frustrated when you can't?

[VinceZeb]

Hawkins wanted to do a site. So he is doing one. He enjoys what he does, I would assume. Just as anyone else who does a site.


I talked to Terry Hughes and he was a nice guy. He does more with his life than you do. So I think you should be laughing at yourself. Does anyone else on this board have a radio show that is syndicated by 17 stations across the nation? Dont think so.

[Anonymous]

Hell, MY site gets more traffic and there's no porn, and that's saying a lot 'round these parts.
Mine does too, and it hasn't been updated in over a year.

[VinceZeb]

I had an old site that i did once and put up, and it got moderate traffic.

I have also updated my site with some new stuff I think you all will enjoy.

[Anonymous]

Can you say cruuuush

[AChimp]

I've talked to John Hawkins several times. He even linked to my stuff a few times on Brass Knuckles.

But, Vince, you ignored my question. Do you like eavesdropping on people?

[VinceZeb]

No, not really. What's the point? It is their business. But when people are looking at me and speaking in a differnent language, it is pretty disrespectful.

[Vibecrewangel]

Zeb -

If you were in a foreign country would you bother to learn their language?

[AChimp]

So why do you use a Chinese restaurant as an example of where people should speak English? They're not talking to you, so why should it concern you what they are talking about? It's their business.

You are trying to backpedal now.

I fail to see how it's disrespectful, either. You should consider getting "TALK TO ME IN FUCKING ENGLISH" tatooed on your forehead, but I don't think your bosses at the private school would like that, and I hear that God abhors body art, particulary the profane kind.

[VinceZeb]

Vibe, yes I would. Especially if I knew i was going there way ahead of time.

[AChimp]

Oops. My name is Vince and I ignore questions that I find difficult to answer. :(

[mburbank]

"as long as I make someone out there laugh or say "Hey, that's a pretty good point!" I will be happy."

Well, what about those of us who go there and say "Whoah! That's a whole pile of jim dandy examples of seriously bad English! Why I've met Chinamen in restaurants with more respect for my language!"

Vincey sent me a private than you note thanking me for posting his quotes, and to keep doing it.

I was all, like, "Man, he WANTS me too... OH NO, SOMEHOW HE"S TWISTING THIS TO HIS OWN ADVANTAGE! IT'S A TRAP! OH, GOD IT'S A TRAAAAAP!!"

And then I remembered that this is Vince. My guess? He doesn't even know the criteria I use to select his quotes. It's not how mean they are, or how ignorant or biased or infuriating. No, they all have just one thing in common. They are really bad writing. And I'm not talking content here, just really, really bad writing. Each and every one has serious flaws of gramar, syntax, word use, construction or all of the above.


OH DAMN, I GAVE AWAY MY CRITERIA!

[VinceZeb]

No, Max, I loved them because they were like the quotes that Yogi Bera used to say. Completely stupid sounding, but had deeper meaning.

[glowbelly]

good lord!!! do you actually TALK OUTLOUD like this?

[mburbank]

That's the best excuse for being stupid I've heard in a very long time. So kudos there.

Here's the problem. Yogi's quotes were often deliberate. Yours are the prodcut of a poor grasp of English. If you ever ended up saying anything even remotely 'Deep' on a semi regualr basis, you'd qualify as an idiot savant. No one has ever suggested that about Mr. Bera.

I'll tell you what, I'll select one of your quotes and deconstruct it. Then you can have a whack at showing me it's 'Deeper Meaning'.

But why fight? We've found common ground. We now agree, your writting 'sounds stupid'.

[glowbelly]

vinnie, vince, vincent;

if you are going to display my comics on your webpage, please be so kind as to link to my stripcreator page: http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=glowbelly
and copy the comics themselves to your own goshdurn webspace. it's not nice to steal bandwitdth.

you have been warned.

[VinceZeb]

Huh. They should have been saved to my web page.

Ill have to change that. Oh yeah, its real cute that you "threatened" me. *pinches your cheek*

[mburbank]

Shame on you, Vince. Appropriateing someones work without asking them! I would never, never do that.

So I hereby give you permission to cut and paste the quotes I cut and pasted from you. I'm certain your fanbase will apreciatte the deep meaning to be found therein and not think of you as some sort of highly functioning mental deffective.

If you'd like, I could even correct them for you.

[AChimp]

I, for one, will appreciate them. Should I ever feel the need to read one of Vince's quotes in orange text on a black background, I will know that there I a place that I can go. :)

[pjalne]

Great site, Vince. Just a few pieces of advice:

- You need a noisy colorful background image
- More fonts and font colors, please
- Animated gif torches
- While placing your menu bar in the middle of the opening page was pretty fucking brilliant, some people can still find it. Set the link color to #000000.
- When I first saw your site, I felt that four hundred Tripod pop-unders should jump on me. Please include some of these.

[VinceZeb]

Pj, I hope you don't fight with the same skill you put into humor. If so, I'd imangine you are the world's biggest punching bag.

[mburbank]

I thought it was funny. Becuase it was true. Your site design IS awful.

[pjalne]

Pj, I hope you don't fight with the same skill you put into humor. If so, I'd imangine you are the world's biggest punching bag.

I don't fight.

And I've read the skill you put into humor.

[mburbank]

19.) "America and it's armed services know how to blow anything the fuck up better than anything else on the planet."

20.) "When I see those laser guided GPS bombs blowing shit up from 10 zillion miles away and hits it within the length of the head of a pin, I like to point out that MY tax dollars went there."

21.) "YOURS went to supporting the museum that is filled with the workers that think Bush is an idiot and the soldiers are nothing but tools"

22.) "It's hippy, it's Gaia-worshiping socialist bullshit, and its retarded."

23.) "I won't bother you with pointless rambling that can not explain the greatness of this article."

24.) "Then, when we execute your sorry fucking ass, we do it by filling your head full of flammable gas and light a match.

25.) "You took no quarrel in who you shot, so I don't care who the hell offs you."

26.) "I remember the JOY from the black community I saw on television that a man, who was G U I L T Y as sin, was let off."

27.) "Let me ask something of the black people that cheered/would have cheered that ever read this: What did you get out of O.J. being freed?"

28.) "Why, in the same place where they bitch and moan about having diversity, they get their panties in a wad about items that describe the diversity of the situation!"

29.)"So happy Easter for all and for those who get a truly deeper meaning out of this holiday, let's say thanks for a certain Son who died for mankind.

[VinceZeb]

Nice cut and paste, Max. And btw, you don't own any of those, since I am the one who said it. Blah blah blah.

[mburbank]

No way. Seriously? Huh. I guess I shouldn't have accused you of appropriating Glows stuff... unless I as being Ironic.

Besides, I thought you enjoyed the folksy and favorbale Yogi Berra-esque light cast upon you by putting your language mangling all in one place.

Heres a freebie:

If you are going to say

"You don't own any of THOSE" Those being plural, ie. the quotes

then you want to say

"Since I own THEM", plural and not

"since I on it" Singular.

Hmmm. That's not funny or insightful, and if there's some deeper meaning brought out by mixing plural and singular words, I'm missing it. Maybe it's me, but that sentence, unlike Mr. Berra's, just sounded stupid.

[VinceZeb]

boooorrrring.....

Can't you come up with something new, Max?

[glowbelly]

i, for one, sure hope he doesn't. this shit is way better than tv or work.

[mburbank]

Sure, but not in threads I've created and dedictaed to showing how bad you are at written communication.

And just think! I'd never have ben motivated to do anything of this sort if you weren't such a puffed up, boastful, braggart. When you describe yourself as smart and well spoken while you consistently write like a noxious nine year old, your asking for it.

Okay, now you make some stupid crass Jew joke and we'll go another round.

[Protoclown]

JEWS EAT BAGELS :lol

Oh sorry Vince, I didn't mean to steal your "thunder".

[mburbank]

30.) "I welcome anyone new that is visiting this site to just keep hanging in there, because I should be able to update pretty big after Thursday.."

31.) "Here is where I will have the women of the day moved to each and every morning after the morning arrives? Did what I just typed make sense?"

32.) "None of these are really what you want to view at work, church, etc. so do so by your own admission"

33.) "The second part of this chick with a large phallic item."

[AChimp]

http://members.shaw.ca/achimp/stan.gif

Vince: Nice cut and paste, Max. And btw, you don't own any of those, since I am the one who said it. Blah blah blah.

[kellychaos]

Vince: The only guy that would make Thomas Jefferson consider editing the constitution.

[mburbank]

30.) "I welcome anyone new that is visiting this site to just keep hanging in there, because I should be able to update pretty big after Thursday.."

31.) Here is where I will have the women of the day moved to each and every morning after the morning arrives? Did what I just typed make sense?

32.) "None of these are really what you want to view at work, church, etc. so do so by your own admission"

33.) "The second part of this chick with a large phallic item."


34.) "And you know that race hucksters who scream about how we need equality in this world but just push the racial agenda just to make a buck may just look into suing for this."

35.) "Maybe I an the only with great eyesight on this planet,"

36.) "I'm bring it up because it keps being brought up."

37.) "Of all the places that Sen. Rick Santorum wanted to be in as he woke up today, I doubt that being the new piñata of the Democratic left was on his agenda."

38.) "The only problem that is seen by some in the political spectrum is the constant bashing of Republicans when they make a statement that could be taken as non-P.C."

39.) "Now, where was the major uproar at besides from the evil talk show hosts that thump their Bibles in a rhythm that sends secret messages into the air that can only be decoded by the rings given out by the Elders of Zion?"

40.) "Why do the liberals in the world today get those free passes that conservatives can’t even seem to find, let alone get a hand on?"

41.) "After all, not kowtowing the liberal party-line makes your Constitution rights invalid."

[mburbank]

42.) "This money goes to support and update the site, and to also go into the things I would like to do for this site such as video reports and also being on the internet radio."

43.) "Do you notice the countries that people always hold up when it pushes their socialized healthcare agenda are the ones who have the big cases of SARS right now?"

44.) "Because, as Americans, we do not have to do what we should have to do every payday, which is march our asses down a tax-paying station and cut a check EVERY payday for what we have to pay in taxes."

45.) "I will tell you what our tax dollars go to: Lesbian interpretative dance theater, art shows, welfare for people who refuse to work, paying transportation workers to constantly work slow and fuck up our roads, shitty govt schools, the IRS, more govt overall, studies that show that fat people get fat because they eat a lot, and overall a lot more things I’d rather not explain but if you go to various commentary sites they will have many a list for you there."

46.) "Nothing better than seeing people smile like they just got 100 guys to jizz on their faces just because they got a check back from the govt who took their money in the first place and used it interest free."

[VinceZeb]

Does this have a point to it?

[Protoclown]

Humor archive.

[mburbank]

Yes. You are a very bad writer.

Your excuse for your writing here is that you don't care.

I assume you care about your own website. You are very bad writer there as well.

The point, then, is that your very bad writing has nothing to do with the degree to which you care.

Your sentences are also unintentionally hysterical as found comedy.

[sspadowsky]

He's simply gathering evidence to be used against you when you are formally tried for the rape and murder of the English language.
________
Lovely Wendie (http://www.lovelywendie99.com/)

[AChimp]

He's also breaking at least three terms of service.

[kellychaos]

The colors, layout, page orientation, and navigation on that page are horrible. The only part that makes me cringe more is his seeming obsession with asian women. If it's the rumor of their submissive behavior that turns you on, Vince, you can forget that mister. They's make you their bitch too! :)

[VinceZeb]

Actually, I just think they are hot. I don't want a chick that is submissive. If I want something that is going to obey my ever beck and call, Id buy a dog.

And lots of people like the layout and the new color scheme. Since you are nothing more than a dingleberry on my ass, Kelly, I couldn’t give a fuck less about your lame-ass opinion.

[mburbank]

If you're going to say 'want'; say 'I'll buy' not 'I'd buy'.

If you're going to say 'I'd buy', say 'If I wanted'.

And I don't think what you 'wan't' in a 'chick' really matters very much, practically speaking.

[Brandon]

A "Catholic Samurai," eh?

Does that come with a dental plan, Vinnie? :rolleyes

[VinceZeb]

Yes, it does. But I really don't get the full benefits of it since I take excellent care of my teeth.

[kellychaos]

He's got the whitest teeth that his boyfriend has ever come (sp?) across. :)

[mburbank]

47.) "Most of the cities that donated the most money per percentage of disposable income voted for Bush... the least, well, voted for Gore."

48.) "The link leads to my message board where the post will always be there."

49.) "There is a report from Japan that due to all the saturation of porno in the Land of The Rising (huh huh) Sun, that men are unable to perform when having intercourse with a woman."

50.) "Does anyone know of a good routine to do when you want to tone muscle and lose fat in the stomach area? It has been the only spot that I have not lost a ton of weight off of, and it is getting really annoying."

51.) "I have went through 3 different boards in less than 1 day and finally decided on one I want to stick with."

[CaptainBubba]

There is no such thing as toning Vince. It is a misconception that you can target your fat loss. The abdominal area of the body simply holds more fat and is also an area of extreme water retention, which I'm betting is your culprit.

Try consuming less sodium, more water and continue to lose fat and in time your abs should become clearly visible.

Or you can eat a bottle of ephedra and purge yourself after every meal eventually succumbing to the stress you put on your body and collapsing from heart failure. You'll be dead, but I guarentee you'll be the most ripped corpse in the family.

[mburbank]

"Ripped Corpse" made me laugh.

[mburbank]

52.) "Works at a stupid museum because he could not get a job anywhere where money had to be made. Has a child reported that occurred because of mercy sex."

53.) "Some whiny little ho-bag didn't want to be on a cruise so she writes a couple of terrorist-type letters in hope to get the ship to return early so she can see her boyfriend."

54.) "I am probably one of the biggest metal fans around, but ya know, even though Ozzy truly loves his kids, he is a lax fucking discipliner."

[VinceZeb]

Does this have anything to do with Religion/Politics/News/etc. Max?

[mburbank]

etc.


The etc, in this case, being you.

It also falls under 'philosiphy' and 'sociology' since I find your writing style most revealing as a study of a singular disorgnized mind and a product of talk radio culture.


I could put in in general blabber, but you don't go there. I could put it in "Recomended Reading", as I recomend it highly and it's kind of like reading. There in't a section specifficallly for lingual barbarity on the web.

[kellychaos]

I think that we can justifiably file this under "Religion". There are certain religious sects that diametrically oppose Vince and see him as the anti-Christ ... well, actually I started that sect but members are increasing ... curiously at the same rate as those that log into this forum. :)

[VinceZeb]

I know you are trying to be funny, Kelly, but since I am Catholic, there is a LOT of truth into the idea that Catholics are a part of the whole Anti-Christ situation.

[mburbank]

I have no idea what the sentence is supposed to mean.

[kellychaos]

You are not alone ... but I'm kind of looking forward to the explanation ... assuming that it's a little more lucid ... Hey! A guy can dream, can't he?!

[mburbank]

Okay, lets say he means 'as' and not since, ie. speaking 'as' a Catholic, with some authority on the subject.

It's pretty clear he means truth 'in' the idea, and not truth 'into' as that wouldn't mean anything.

"Catholics are a part of the whole Anti-Christ situation."

This is the most difficult part. What exactly is 'the whole Anti-Christ situation'? Does he mean the rise of a literal antichrist, and is he suggesting that this anti-christ is posing as a Catholic? Does he mean that false Catholics or weak, corrupt Catholics encourage the future rise of an anti-christ? Or is he merely stating that evil has a firm foothold within the Catholic churhc as it exists today?

In any of these interpretations, one still has to ask, how is this in any way a response to your joking suggestion, Kelly, that you have begun a cult like branch of Christianity that posits Vince as the Antichrist?

[Vibecrewangel]

Circular logic?

[kellychaos]

Discussions with Vince are becoming more and more like a twisted version of Alice's conversations with Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum ... except that they had the advantage of being logically correct.

I think the Vince's next step will be in pointing out that the head of the Pope's septor has a design that looks eerily like three consecutive sixes. 8-)

[mburbank]

They were triplets, but Vince slept late and missed out on being in the book.

What was his name?



Tweedledim?

Tweedledumber?

Tweedleweiner?

[mburbank]

56.) "If you liked movies in the 80s, it is a sure-fire read!"

57.) "Posted an article by myself that deals with racism. It is revealing of the social problems of the day."

58.) "It's been floating around the grapevine that NASCAR wrote a big check to the racial extortionalist and deplorable asshole Jesse Jackson for an unknown reason."

59.) "Because, as everyone knows, blacks have been having protests non-stop since for the past 10 years about wanting to drive in a NASCAR race."

60.) "In this month I have had approximately 2700 viewers and 2600 unique visitors to this site based off of nothing more than word of mouth and my advertising."

61.) "Racism. When approaching this topic, I thought about doing something that was real insightful and hard-hitting."

62.) "When did this become a "good" idea? I sure as hell can’t see it happening in my life too soon."

63.) "Look at the beautiful black women that have been shown in our culture for years."

64.) "When I see that picture, the first thing I think about is not "Gee, I wonder where she be livin’ so I’s can throw rocks atta house and put a big ol’ burnin cross in her middle yard", I am thinking "Wow, if I met a girl like that, I’d beat the living shit out of the first guy that would hit on her." But then again I am the possessive type."

65.) "Those nice, sweet, "multicultural" black power movements are just as bad as the toothless, Stars and Bars toting rednecks."

66.) "I freely admit that black people got the shaft when this country was formed, but do you think whining about it and saying that BLACK people need to rule the country is the best way to go about people giving you respect?"

67.) "I mean, do you think of one of these uniform wearing black power screaming retards would be able to get the interest of a chick like Sung-Hi Lee that they would want to beat the hell out of her? I highly doubt it."

68.) ""Wow. She’s hot" is the first thing most males with penises think of when seeing a woman like that. But since I am not a hate-filled asswhipe who is black, I guess I just don’t understand what Koreans have done to me over the years."

69.) "Go to any various white-power sites on the Internet and you can find lots of various cute little comics about Mexicans being welfare mamas and such."

70.) "Trust me, if I’m some racist asshole and some hot woman walked up to me that wasn’t my color, I think the racism would be taken over by something that controls men of all races and cultures: The penis."

[Anonymous]

number 68 made me laugh really really hard

[mburbank]

63, "Look at the beautiful black women that have been shown in our culture for years." is my personal favorite in that batch, because it makes Black Women sound like Pure breed dogs or cars.

[VinceZeb]

Shut your cock-hole, Max. I swear, you try to overanalyze everything like there is an interior motive.

Yes, there are some very beautiful women out there that are BLACK! God forbid anyone point that out, because pointing out features of a woman would be a bad thing! But if I was black and saying the same fucking thing, you wouldn't try to analyze it like I am doing a fucking doctorate report. And I guess black women haven't been shown throughout the years in media? How did people in mainstream America learn about women like Hallie Berry or Pam Grier, through legends passed down by fruity looking guys with puffy pants playing at expos in museums like you work at?

No, you stupid cunt, THEY WERE SHOWN ON TELEVISON! Quit trying to make me come off as some kind of possessive asshole. I can't help that I like to point out what makes women beautiful! Oh man, I said a black girl has braided hair and nice legs, I must be trying to make her an object! Oh man, can't point anything out! My best friend's wife is from from Indonesia, but by saying that I must be fullfilling some kind of white man's sterotype by pointing out something that is fucking obvious! Man, the rolling stones are a bunch of possessive assholes because they wrote a song called BROWN SUGAR! IT was about, GASP, a black girl! I think the NAACP and Max Burbank should join up to make sure this horrible objectional song is never sung again!

And that dirty David Bowie. "China Girl"?!?! Well, that is just a sterotyping of a woman who happens to be Chinese. It is just not right that he points out that the woman is chinese. Couldn't it have just been short haired girl or beautiful girl! It is obvious that Bowie is a racist bigot who has never had any communication with Asian people in his life because he wrote a song about a China girl.


Man, these guys are close minded bigoted assholes who never have associated with someone who wasn't white in their life! I hope Max and Kelly get on the ball and tell the world about this evil scheme that is being promoted throughout the world for the last half century! Go, Kelly! Go, Max! RUN! SAVE US FROM THE EVIL IDEA OF DESCRIBING PEOPLE FOR BEING UNIQUELY DIFFERENT FROM ONE ANOTHER! WE ALL MUST BE THE SAME!

WE ALL MUST BE THE SAME! WE ALL MUST BE THE SAME!

[jin]

"Shut your cock-hole, Max. I swear, you try to overanalyze everything like there is an interior motive. "

Is "cock hole" a reference to maxs' homersexuality?

Also, he wrote one sentence, to which you wrote a non-sensical, page long, rambling, diatribe in response. Who seems to be overanalyzing here?

PS. I think he is drawing reference to the way you seem to describe them as you would a different species, you ******-lover.

[AChimp]

"Trust me, if I’m some racist asshole and some hot woman walked up to me that wasn’t my color, I think the racism would be taken over by something that controls men of all races and cultures: The penis."

Yup, and you know what? We might as well just whip out that penis and do her on the spot because those hot ****** mamas are just moaning for it.

Of course, if I was a racist asshole, I might not care if she was moaning for it or not. I just might do her anyways because she's not really human, afterall.

:lol

[Vibecrewangel]

Bringing up race to use in a description of another person is one thing. But some people seem to bring it up like it's a badge of honor for themselves because they have contact with people of other varying ethnic backgrounds.

People who truly don't think it's a big deal don't feel the need to talk about it at every opportunity.

[VinceZeb]

I bring it up to either 1) help with a visualization of a person or 2) to make people look stupid. You won't hear me too freakin often say that "I can't be racist, some of my best friends are blah blah blah."

I could honestly give a shit less what the people I associate with are when it comes to skin color and ethnic background. Who gives a shit? Does it help me sometimes describe a person so a better visualization can be made in the head? yes it does, but I talk about it a lot less "in real life" than I do here.

And to jin, Achimp: It's amazing how I am supposed to be the asshole around here, but you don't see me spouting off the proclaimed "n-word" like its funny, like you all are doing.

[jin]

"I bring it up to either 1) help with a visualization of a person or 2) to make people look stupid. You won't hear me too freakin often say that "I can't be racist, some of my best friends are blah blah blah.""

I dont understand how mentioning the skin color of some people can make others look stupid? (point 2).

Ps. You forgot to mention that i also have a confederate flag in my sig, Yet I preach anti-homophobia and anti-racism.

[mburbank]

Vince, watch your blood pressure. You might give yourself a nosebleed, you're so worked up.

Here's what I find most amussing about that amazing hissy fit you posted. You still don't understand what I'm making fun of about. Yes, I think you are bigotted, but in a fairly harmless way. But your line about Black Women being 'shown; is only ironic in that respect, since of course I know that isn't what you meant.

It's that you didn't understand then, and clearly still don't, how bad that sentence was. It isn't always the case that people who write as badly as you do are stupid, but that's certainly how a reader will percieve them.

"Look at the beautiful black women that have been shown in our culture for years."

1.) In context you didn't mean the reader should speciffically look at individual black women. Your describing a phenomena, so you want to say "Look at HOW" or "The Way" or "The manner in which". Your initial error is compounded by using 'That' which references particular beautiful black women as opposed to all beauftiful black women.

2.) 'Have been shown in our culture' is a very awkward construction. We, the culture, are the subject of your sentence and not the object. To make your point, you want your reader to look at the culture and it's perceptions, not the beautiful black women. Your point is about the culture.

3.) 'Shown'. You show a dog, you show a car, you show furniture or even paintings, you do not show people. If you don't want to convey objectification than don't use this word. Thats why Hallie Berrie is in X-men 2, or appears in x-men 2 or stars in x-men 2 and is not shown in x-men 2. That's why Phylicia Rashad was in the Cosby show or on a tv show and was not shown on tv. Its why you say I want you to meet my beautfiul black girlfriend and not I want to show you my beautfiful black girlfriend.

What made me laugh about that sentence was not tht it revealed you to be a racist. It was that in an atempt to prove you were not a racist you accidentally said something that if taken at face value was extremely racist, and you don't even know you did it, and I'd wager even now you don't understand it.

Words have meaning, structure is there for a reason.

Now. Please remember, the whole reason for this thread. YOU desribed yourself a 'someone who speaks in intelligent sentences'. I thought that was dlightfully absurd. Hence my two threads collecting your hysterical errors. You thanked me for doing this at one point. Have you changed your mind?

[AChimp]

It's amazing how I am supposed to be the asshole around here, but you don't see me spouting off the proclaimed "n-word" like its funny, like you all are doing.
It's amazing how you think that every guy thinks with his penis.

[VinceZeb]

Examine this sentence, Max:


When Vince dies, people will care. When Max dies, no one will give a fuck.

Debunk that line, Kreskin.

[Sergeant_Tibbs]

I think Max will care when he's dead.

[AChimp]

All the hot chicks will be lamenting the fact that Vince's penis, home to his mighty intellect, will remain forever flacid once he dies.

[Protoclown]

Examine this sentence, Max:


When Vince dies, people will care. When Max dies, no one will give a fuck.

Debunk that line, Kreskin.

I'm not Max, but I'm sure he won't mind if I debunk it instead.

I will care when Max Burbank dies.

There. Consider it debunked.

[DonkeyMolester]

Aaah...thanks for the good read guys.
Makes a slow day at work pass by a little faster :)

[mburbank]

Proto just debunked it so I don't need to.

But I'm pretty sure, 'debunked' was not the word you wanted to use. You meant I should analyze it the way I'd analyzed other of your sentences.

In that respect, your post was perfect. The verbs were paralell, as was the rest of the structure. I think what you meant, though, was simply 'fuck you', and I'd always recomend simplicity whenever possible. fter all, look how well you did when you kept it to two senntences.

[mburbank]

73.) "Put up an article about "homeless" people and what we need to do with the situation."

74.) "I will be around tomorrow after I finish updating today."

75.) "I heard about a story yesterday from a co-worker about a class from Washington DC (I believe) that was going to New York City for 48 hours to live on the street."

76.) "The vast majority of "homeless persons" are drug addicts, the mentally insane, or alcoholics."

77.) "We see the images that are beamed into our house constantly about how they are all Vietnam vets or families that were kicked from their homes. They constitute the vast minority of bums on the street."

78.) "No one woke up today and chose to be a bum. It happens based on decisions made by those people in our society who are bums."

79.) "The vast majority of (voluntary) people on the street did so because they were not responsible enough to try to beat their vices or addictions."

80.) "Why should I want to help someone who was so stupid that they spent their money on booze, knowing full well that their rent was due the next day? As a Christian, I want to help this person by choice. As an American citizen, I am supporting them via tax dollars by FORCE."

81.) "If we want to truly lower the homeless problem, we need to take real actions that have lasting effects."

82.) "If someone is mentally challenged and does need assistance, we should help him with that assistance BUT put more emphasis on training these people to be able to help themselves to."

83.) "If they are able to help pay for some of their own needs, then that is less money needed for them, which can be distributed to others if need be or used for other purposes."

84.) "Once you are able to decrease the amount of money going in via tax dollars to these various agencies, you 1) lower the taxpayers burden, 2) give the mentally handicapped a build up of self-worth and 3) keep more people off the street."

85.) "They will sit there on the street, piss everywhere, beg for money (without going to get a job), and sometimes cause a disturbance."

86.) "If someone is on the street being a disturbance, causing a scene or being obscene in public, you put their asses in jail."

87.) "After jail, if it is revealed that they are bums, you put them to work to pay the state back for jailing them and wasting my tax money. Why can’t we put bums to jail to work?"

[mburbank]

88.) "Bill took on my favorite talk radio guy last night and I can truthfully that I have never seen Bill "spin" something that bad in my life."

89.) "Neal came with the angle that the party was private and not sponsored by the school, thus no matter how "unethical" the party was, they students had the right to have it."

90.) "Bill came with the idea that since it was planned on school grounds, that it was a "prom" and thus the school should say something about it."

91.) "Go to the Neal'z Newz section today to find it and then later into the archives."

92.) "I tend to write from time to time to people that I read on the internet, newspaper, or magazines that have put out something that I disagree with."

93.) "It allows me to exchange my ideas with others and to find out what the "enemy", so to speak, thinks about certain issues."

94.) "I was going to post the entire correspondence that we had on here, but I decided it would be too boring and besides, I don’t have the first two letters I wrote."

95.) "Opportunity knocks when you least expect it and you have to jump on it."

96.) "There are very few that are born with a silver spoon in their mouth."

97.) "I leave you with a simple thought today: If you want to be successful, no one is going to hand it to you. "

98.) "Very simple, but like everything else in life, very true."

[mburbank]

99.) "Did anyone in your organization secretly agree with you about what you were doing, or were they vocal in doing so?"

100.) "Do you have any desire of doing a political-type of talk show?"

101.) "To help out the country in our time of war, a struggling to flourish economy, and the worry about the world's opinion about us because of the course of actions we have taken, I have decided to help out in something that many of us have had to worry about since the beginning of time: If we are or we are trying to associate with an idiot."

102.) "You may or someone you may know may fall under one or two of these qualifications."

103.) "But do look around and others who are famous that do, and then judge for yourself."

104.) "Because if you honest-to-God believe that Bush is another Hitler and all he thinks about all day is putting Arabs and Muslims in big detention centers while Ashcroft plans out a quick and easy way to destroy them WHILE wiping his ass with the Constitution, then, and lets be realistic here, you do not deserve to talk with the big people are discussing grown-up things."

105.) "Save me the time for paying my taxes to support your professional-protesting ass."

106.) "Because it is pretty damn obvious that you were bent over in reamed in your education."

107.) "In the many jobs I have had in my life, there is the one thing that makes me want to come to work with a baseball bat and go to town, and that is when people RE-FUCKING-FUSE to speak decent English!"

108.) "I'm not a bigot by no means of the imagination, but dammnit, speak English when in my presence because I want to understand what is going on."

109.) "If you listen to NPR for anything else besides comedic value, then you truly are an idiot."

110.) "There is a difference between being someone who is an atheist or just someone who doesn't like religion and someone that goes out of their fucking way to be a jerk-off."

[kellychaos]

107.) "In the many jobs I have had in my life, there is the one thing that makes me want to come to work with a baseball bat and go to town, and that is when people RE-FUCKING-FUSE to speak decent English!"


... or type it. :lol

[Protoclown]

I always had him pegged for a self-loather.

[mburbank]

111.) "Second, if you went around and said that this position was your actual job, I am going use my magic 8-ball to see your chances of getting laid."

112.) "I've been on this real sex topic kick lately because of all the freakin' spam mail I have been getting lately."

113.) "I mean, I like to look at the ladies from time to time, but I don't think I'm THAT weird to set out to look for some person dressed like a devil doing 3 bi-sexual nuns!"

114.) "First off, where the hell do you sign up for this shit? Number two, why the hell would I sign up for it?"

115.) "That is why I always suggest to get an e-mail to sign up for shit to, so it can be fake and spam can be send there."

116.) "I am not trying to be the moral majority here, but shit people, get some decency."

117.) "Bukkake. Judging by how many people surf this site, the 3 of you know that know what it means are already laughing your asses off."

118.) "If you ever meet the "focal point" in a Bukkake "meeting", I strongly advise you to be against kissing such a person. "

[VinceZeb]

Max, there is a hidden copyright on my site... so I suggest you start shelling out the dollars to copy my material.

[kellychaos]

Max, there is a hidden copyright on my site... so I suggest you start shelling out the dollars to copy my material.

If it's hidden, then it's not public (pause) You follow me so far? As such it can never be an enforceable copyright. Of course, you're probably kidding < LOL :) :/ my stomach hurts> but even jokes can be stupid. If you weren't kidding, then I have to get myself a "hidden copyright seller's license" soon because there's a whole new market of sucker's out there waiting to be milked.

[mburbank]

Vinth, I must again compliment your skill at making yourself look stupid. Indeed, the more I look, the stupider you get, so congrats, big guy!

And since you already thanked me for the free advertising, where shoukld I send my bill?

[Protoclown]

Hi Vince! I just wanted to remind you that I debunked your statement. :)

Oh, and if there's any chance, do you think you could post that submarine letter any time soon?

Or maybe tell us the name of whatever horrible hive disease you have?

Or give us an actual example of a time when you used a weapon to defend your family?

Thanks,

Protoclown

[VinceZeb]

1) its gone

2) it's just hives

3) its none of your business

[sspadowsky]

1) "I lied"

2) "I lied BIG TIME"

3) "I'm the lyinest motherfucker that ever walked the face of the Earth; I'm so completely full of shit I cry myself to sleep at night because I'm not sure I even know my own name because I'm so COMPLETELY FULL OF SHIT I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE MYSELF!

Plus, I'm a huge lardass."
________
Vaporite Solo Digital Hands Free Vaporizer (http://vaporizerinfo.com/)

[Protoclown]

2) it's just hives

Gee, that's funny. Because I didn't think "just hives" were usually classified as a seperate condition with a really obscure name that you can't be bothered to remember, even though your mother is a nurse.

3) its none of your business

Then why keep bringing it up as you keep doing? YOU'RE the one that brought it up. YOU'RE the one that seems overly proud to regale us with your adventurous exploits. And suddenly when somebody actually tries to call you on something you get shy? I don't think so.

You reek of bullshit.

[VinceZeb]

I said something about it once and then people keep bringing it up. I don't sit there and keep bringing up shit all the freaking day.

[Helm]

Translation: "why can't you stop picking on me? I'm not that much more stupid than anyone else in my town!"

Edit: Freudian Slip :lol

[mburbank]

Here are a few things that apparently were our business.

You used to be fat.
Your Dad beat you.
Your dad died two days before your eighteenth birthday.
You dig exotic hotties.
You have squeezed both real and simulated breasts.
You find your Penis to be very large.
You got a letter from the navy asking you to serve on a submarine
You've had Nepali roomates
You dated a beautiful Black Girl for almost a year
You dated a hot li'l latino
You have prospects with a chem bio unit

WHY is this weapons incident 'none of our business'? You've dropped personal information all over the internet like uncrontrolled loose bowell movements and now suddenly, this one incident is personal? What happened? Did you commit a crime you're afraid you'll be prosecuted for? Did you harm an innocent person? Did you accidentally hurt yourself? Was their some horrible emabrassment involving you wetting yourself? Were you molested? Was the person you used a weapon gainst blood relative? What in the world could make this weapons thing more personal than any of that crap?

[VinceZeb]

My dad never "beat" me. He whipped my ass when I was a punk kid, but I was never beat. Quit twisting words.

Yes, I did get a letter. It was one that was sent out to a lot of people. I also just got some kind of tear-away card thingie about 2 weeks ago.

And everything else was a lie. There, ya got me.

[mburbank]

See? Was that so hard?

[VinceZeb]

Yep, I am a liar, max. Ya found me out! I should probably leave now so I can avoid the embarrisment.

[mburbank]

No, I'd say now that you've confessed your a liar, there's less reason for you to leave. I mean, it's not like it wasn't evident, but I hope you feel better. Especially admitting the Submarine letter was just mailing list junk.

I'm sorry I confused 'whipping' with 'beating'. What is the ditinction, exactly?

[VinceZeb]

I'm too embarrsed to stay. I should go..... :(

[mburbank]

Don't let the e-door hit your e-ass on the e-way e-out.

[Protoclown]

I realize you're just joking, Vince...but why pretend to be embarassed just NOW? Haven't you had ample opportunity ever since you first started posting?

[VinceZeb]

Glad you realize it, proto

[Protoclown]

Sorry, no, I was just joking. I didn't realize you were really joking.

[mburbank]

Oh, man... He's got an article up on how much he hates Porn stars who are pretentious. Apparently a 'chick' being 'hot' doesn't mean Vince can't hate them. Even ethnic chicks. He likes to watch, and if they remember they are whores he's okay with them. It's such a revolting article I haven't even been able to plump it fort choice sentences yet.

Plus, while he says it's 'safe for work', it's got pictures that while they may not feature exposed genitals are certainly not 'work friendly'.

I'll get around to making fun of it, but it's a really pathologic piece and fairly disturbing.

[VinceZeb]

Never said I liked to watch, did I? Nope. But of course you were big on newspeak.

[Vibecrewangel]

I've actually met Jasmine St. Claire. I worked with her a couple of years ago when I was a valet for a local wrestiling fed. She is a doll! Sweet as can be and a hell of a lot of fun to hang out with.

Uh oh...did I just name drop AND toot my own horn......crap.....

[VinceZeb]

Ive seen her in various magazines being interviewed and I just love the fact that she is honest about what she does. She doesnt act like she is doing something that puts her on par with the Pope or the President.

[AChimp]

If the Pope and the President like getting their brains fucked out, yeah, I guess so.

[mburbank]

So Vince, you're saying you DON'T watch porn? You're saying you dig a lap dance, you go to strip clubs, you post all those naughty pics on your site, you link to porn sites, but you personally scruple at watching Porno?

Don't you think Asia is a 'hot asian chick', and doesn't that mean your penis makes it impossible for you to hate her?

[VinceZeb]

I do not watch porn. I do look at pictures of chicks, but I do not go out specifically to watch people have sex. And as you may notice, my links are to sites of women who are not having sex. I try to have some sort of decency.

And no, I think Asia is fucking ugly. She is a man made frankenstein who is only says she is asian to trump up sales. She is racist and an elitist wench. Also, I have seen the woman without makeup. Woof.

[mburbank]

"I try to have some sort of decency. "
-Vinth

You could try harder. You support the industry. Now me, I have no problem with the idea of a sex industry. I'm very Liberatarian that way. I do have a problem with exploitation. Like any other job, the should be safe, clean, have a minum wage and if they want one, a union. Or are you suggesting that what they do for a living means they should sacrafice basic human rights?

If you want to laugh at how stupid some of them are, or how pretentious, go right ahead. THAT's laughable. But the viceral loathing that steams from every word in tht essay is really pathologic. You come across not as amussing, but quite literally mentally ill.

[Vibecrewangel]

Vince, a lot of those interviews are just as fake as the orgasms the women are having on film.

That whole, "it's art" thing helps to perpetuate the "dumb slut" image that helps to make the industry and thus the actors $$$$.
It's all part of the fantasy. Many of the "I was abused" women do it for the same reason. Fantasy. The ones who were really abuse often walk away from it at some point realizing they had cut off their nose to spite their face.

[mburbank]

"Vince, a lot of those interviews are just as fake as the orgasms the women are having on film."

wait a second, hwo fakes their wh-... D'OH!

[mburbank]

119.) "There are Jap guitars, Mex guitars (from Mexico) and U.S. guitars. It is not an insult, it is the terminology that used."

120.)"On one side you have the self-imposed "working man" Michael Moore teaming up with the Disney Corp to sponsors a documentary that is supposedly very anti-Bush. I guess the teaming up is appropriate: Both of them deal with the realm of fantasy and entertainment."

121.) "Now, I don’t have a problem with what they do per se, but I my main problem is when people try to act like these people are more than they are."

122.) "For all the crap out there, sometimes there is something good out there that makes you smile."

123.) "But now, as our P.C. world expunges its crap onto the golf game, a woman is trying to play with the men."

124.) "Now, any golfer will tell you that a woman cannot compete with a man when it comes to golf when it is set up for the way the men play."

125.) "There is one man out there who has the big brass balls enough to say what every other guy on the tour is thinking."

126.) "For that, the Catholic Samurai and the ones in America that are not P.C. zombies salute you."

[mburbank]

127.) "I collect them and it made me realize that no matter how much I can associate with other people, talk to women or go to meetings and sound really smart, I am truly a geek a heart."

128.) "I am finally back from my adventure back to my hometown of Hannibal, the self proclaimed "boyhood home of Mark Twain"."

129.) "Saw X2 again and from what I have seen, it was better than the Matrix Reloaded just because X2 didn't have an unnecessary rave scene or try to push Psych 101 down your throat."

130.) "Supposedly a new batch of New York Times' reporters are being investigated as being plagiarists."

131.) "It is going to be real interesting how this turns out."

132.)" The facts surrounding the Laci Peterson murder is bringing up the political and moral debate that both sides dread like a root canal: Abortion."

133.) "The topic of abortion brings out emotions in people that religion, sexual preference, social services, even military action cannot even begin to grasp."

134.) "There is a difference, a fine-lined one granted, but a difference between the necessary destruction of an enemy and the murder of a life that has only committed the crime of existence."

135.) "No matter what you think about the legal and social "status" of the organism growing inside a woman’s womb, everyone can agree that it has done no crime."

136.) "Criminals that are executed or enemy combatants that are killed are done so because they have committed heinous crimes against their fellow man or are fighting against the government and the people of said government."

137.) "The life of an innocent human being should beyond selfish partisan politics."

138.) "The practice of devaluing human life in such a way so the careless among us can feel better about making an uninformed and unwise choice."

139.) "Scott Peterson murdered a woman, yes, but he only did what doctors do everyday. He just didn’t have a doctorial degree or the mother’s consent when he decided to do his abortion."

[Helm]

Psych 101

What the fuck?

[KevinTheOmnivore]

"139.) "Scott Peterson murdered a woman, yes, but he only did what doctors do everyday. He just didn’t have a doctorial degree or the mother’s consent when he decided to do his abortion."

:lol

[mburbank]

Yeah, that one is indeed a gem, becuase the word he wants is Doctoral, not Doctorial. That could be just a typo.

Except a doctoral degree is a PHD so that isn't what he means at all. He means an MD, a Medical degree.

When you combine those twin errors with his 'Cool Lawyer Delivering Clsoing Argument That Suddenly Changes the Juries Mind" tone, the irony is so intense it's almost too much.

[mburbank]

140.) "So, if you like my page you will like this page by proxy."

141.) "Hanky Panky afoot considering "American Idol"....."

142.) "Well, since everyone knows I frequent the I-Mockery message board quite often for my daily requirement of the nutrient LI (Liberal Idiots), I invite you to look at the message thread about an article that was posted about tax cuts."

[mburbank]

143.) "Hey, there is a contest that I can win some free advertising on"

144.) "Who would win between a cross between an eagle and a bear vs a shark and a human?"

145.) "Also, a "R" rating is a lot more restrictive in its viewing audience."

146.) "At least I am one of the few in my age bracket that can at least form a sentence while speaking in public or talking on the telephone."

147.) "That gets me to the assholes I have to deal with in my life that I am lumped in because of my age."

148.) "It is full of drama queens, guys that look like homos when they frost the tips of their hair, chicks that wouldn’t know how to dress sexy if it donkey-punched them, guys who think that it is more better to talk like a dumbass and represent your ‘hood instead of knowing how to speak, people who think education is stupid and that working for something is for losers."

149.) "If you want to avoid associating with these speds (meaning SPecial EDucation; you know, the short bus riders *BEEP* *BEEP*), just print out my checklist below and you will avoid having to deal with these morons:"

150.) "I have seen real dorks talk about pointless geek-shit with women that makes me want to drag the guy out front and smack him in the jaws."

151.) "You are not "unique" by doing this."

152.) "There is nothing more annoying besides the progressive atheist kid than the fundamentalist robot kid."

153.) "You should copy my list and send it to your friends or show people this area."

154.) "For a while now, there has been a Muslim woman in Florida who wants to take a driver's license picture, which is find and dandy."

155.) "Besides, I know Muslim women who don't wear a garb, and most people that aren't practicing the wacko vein of Islam usually say the law for the garb (I believe) moreso by lawmakers back in the day instead of coming directly from the Koran."

156.) "This woman does need to realize however that if you join a certain religion that has restraints, that you gotta deal with it."

[Protoclown]

I liked 148 the best of that batch, I think. Fucking priceless. :lol

[Anonymous]

I agree 148, no contest

[mburbank]

157.) "If it doesn't have a use in the bathroom, it doesn't need to belong there."

158.) "A report is out that says that video games that require you to kill or destroy items on the screen helps to cultivate visual skills."

159.) "People are worried that playing "socially repulsive" games like Grand Theft Auto makes kids intelligent and that's what makes this whole study great."

[Zhukov]

Can I post here to criticise the 'Catholic Samurais' website/articles? Or is this thread only for his brilliant quotes?

[kellychaos]

Can I post here to criticise the 'Catholic Samurais' website/articles? Or is this thread only for his brilliant quotes?

It's the same thing really. :)

[mburbank]

You can do pretty much anything you want and I can't stop you. This thread, however, while dominated by collected examples of Vinces bad writing culled from his writting, is about the site, Catholic Samurai.

The numbered quotes are all examples of bad writing. Many of them may also be stupid and objectionable, but only by coincidence. I've seen some VERY stupid and objectionable sentences on his site, but they were structurally correct, so I don't include them.

The best place to put criticisms of the CONTENT of catholic Samurai, would be on it's own message board, o in thread here titled VINCE PROVED BONEHEAD ON OWN SITE" or something to that effect. I'll find it and bump it.

Why?

Because I'm helpful.

[farbour]

Number 153 is just TOO wrong.

[VinceZeb]

Please, continue to update this area.

[mburbank]

Count on it.

[kilmie polanski]

I sense, Vince, that you want to live in a perfect autopia ;)
















i'm sure you'll get along with all the nascar fans there

[VinceZeb]

No thanks, I don't like NASCAR. And humans cannot create an Eden. So your joke is stupid, and really weak to boot. I can say that also transends to a good description of you, if your avatar is any indication (and before you say, HAHAHAHA DIS ISNT MEE STOOPID REDNECK, I know that already).

[mburbank]

I can say you don't know what the word "Trancends" means.

[mburbank]

160.) "Walt comes through again with a piece of the black poverty situation."

161.) "Picture an older Maddox that doesn't come off sometimes as playing to the crowd."

162.) "I was talking to a friend of mine last night (who happened to be a woman) and had to hear here complain about why guys always call girls names like "Baby", or "Chick" or any other 'sexist' term."

163.) "You won't see most guys writing poems or sonnets or any of that horse crap. We are men, so we do things simple and straight to the point."

164.) "So the next time ladies your man walks up behind you, gives you a pat on the backside and says "You are lookin' fine, baby", just see it as a book of love poems as written by Shakespeare. Because that is the best we can do."

165.) "It seems that our great follower of Islam has had her picture taken after she converted."

166.) "I'll make this real quick, because everyone knows the story just because it never changes when it comes to these protests."

167.) "The real, genuine social and political concerns are walked upon by a bunch of jackasses that want to break things."

168.) "Read up on it, but then again who follows the world knows the story already."

169.) "Notice how everyone likes to put God into play when it fits their agenda but when we try to do something good with it like introduce basic morality then oh no no, no God allowed here. The Courts deem it so!"

170.) "Anyway, back to the main topic at hand."

171.) "So, why don't more people fight against this obvious thievery that is before us today with our taxes, you may ask yourself."

172.) "If I put in 100 bucks into a bank and some else puts in 1,000, I can only get back 100 and the other gets 1,000."

173.) "We are led to believe that because somebody who failed to increase their earning potential and thus does not make much money should receive all the breaks they could be entitled to just because they do not make much income."

174.) "However, what is not told is that the money "given" to them is coming out of the pocket of someone else who did not give their permission to have their money used in such a matter."

175.) "The ones who can help themselves and yet refuse to do so, well, they need to have a wake up call dialed up to their houses."

176.) "John McWhorter penned a great article Friday about the influence of hip-hop on blacks in America and what it does to discredit a lot of the things that the activist were fighting for back during the Civil Rights Era."

177.) "Unfortuantly, the hip-hop community today has instilled this aura of "realness" that must be kept by staying away from everything that is considered "white"."

178.) "This will do nothing to help anyone out in the long run and will only serve to bridge the gap between the races, which is something that only the demented want."

179.) "And before you say anything about other types of music, know that in Europe it is the metal scene that is influencing people to be dumbasses. How else can you explain the Hessian movement?"

180.) "I ended up cussing out this guy, not knowing who he was, and the I was about to score the interview."

[kilmie polanski]

172.) "If I put in 100 bucks into a bank and some else puts in 1,000, I can only get back 100 and the other gets 1,000."


can you tell me how to roll die because it is really hard because you can't buy property from the bank and it is really hard and do you have any tips?? THANX

[AChimp]

Well, it looks like Vinth is getting equity and equality mixed up again. I wish he would have read my essay on it. :(

[Protoclown]

162.) "I was talking to a friend of mine last night (who happened to be a woman) and had to hear here complain about why guys always call girls names like "Baby", or "Chick" or any other 'sexist' term."

I like this one because it makes me think that his friend Frank just showed up one night after having a surprise sex change.

[Zhukov]

:lol Yes, his friend just hapenend to be a woman.

[Zhukov]

181.) "Name me a communist country that is a socalist country that has not taken up capitalism that is successful?"

:)

[Brandon]

can say you don't know what the word "Trancends" means.
:lol Nice catch.

[mburbank]

I LOVED 181, I saw that one too!

182.) "I could be punished because I have told a gay joke."

183.) "Well, what would happen if we would get a true fascist government in power, such as what happened in Germany?"

184.) "All you people that whine about 1984 and how the Bush Administration is going to put is into the world of 1984 need to wise up."

185.) "Hate Crimes legislation IS a Big Brother-type of way that the government can control the way we feel, act, and behave in the privacy of our minds."

186.) "Look at countries and places that have tried to make something run on socialism."

187.) "Also, in one of my text books, there is a section of an article about Russian factories that since they were govt run, they had to hire everyone that showed up."

188.) "A quote was stated that "We pretended to work and they pretended to pay us". And this was from the glorious country of communism/socialism."

189.) "If you only have to answer to your fellow man and not a Supreme Being, more people will be apt to commit crimes against their fellow man. European countries and Communist countries show that this has been true."

190.) "There is a Maoist movement (which means COMMUNIST) right now in Nepal. It is a MOVEMENT by some of the people who are tired of the unrest with the royal family."

191.) "And before you and your moronic ilk try to act all snidely about that comment, know this: I work and go to school with guys from Nepal, and the situation over there sucks."

192.) "Sorry, as soon as you admit you are a communist, I could care less about your opinion."

192.) "Idiots with beliefs like you are the ones who have slaughtered 100 million+ people in the last decade."

193.) "You do realize that Marx predicted that capitalism would implode onto itself and that communist revolutions were the way to save the corporations and citizens."

194.) "When you have to hire people no matter what the situation, you can only get so much input out of so many workers before you hire too many and they stand around and do nothing and there is a decrease in productivity but an INCREASE in payroll."

195.) "And then you tout out that cuba has a high standard of living compared to S. American countries.... wow."

[mburbank]

196.) "Do you think a criminal is going to screw with Granny if the crminals has the slightest inkling in his body that she may be packing a handgun?"

197.) "Hitler was a leftist that believed in his country instead of the world as the main power. Never let anyone tell you different."

198.) "It just seems that the media tries to show off blacks as being the victims of everything that happens, but I would think that would piss blacks off to no end."

199.) "As human beings, we all have choices to make in the way we live our life. That falls also to our sexual preferences. Now, in the U.S. we have the right to our sexual preferences. Now, does this mean that they are right or wrong? Not in societal views, but possibly after we die. That is something all of us have to live with."

200.) "I'll be in Heaven (hopefully), and I think I have shown I am not a hollier than thou asshole."

201.) "I live through myself for God. Only way I choose how."

202.) "As good as parents they may try to be, it can't beat a mom and dad combo."

203.) "Nature and society dictates that man and woman raising a family is the most idea situation. Two men or two women, or by that standard one man or woman can raise a kid, but you have to admit it is not the same. It cannot be."

204.) "If everyone thought the same, we would need everyone around."

[mburbank]

205.) "But if they would have met in an earlier time in life, they probably would have been."

206.) "These two are supposed to be the great liberal "humor" sites on the internet that all the morons fall back on when trying to show that there are some intelligent ones out there."

207.) "Now, anyone who knows me or this page remembers my little battle with Rackjite that I had back when I was a lot less intelligent about political affairs."

208.) "The great this is that I actually made Rackjite my beyotch."

209.) "Now, forgive me for trouncing on someone's artistic humor, but if you think Doonesbury is funny you are either 1) a 60 year old liberal or 2) really, REALLY said."

210.) "The time it is going to take for me to list the reasons I loathe this idiot is time I'm not willing to take"

211.) "I have nothing but ill will towards this dickmunch...."

212.) "As you can read, a statue of the Ten Commandments was removed from Peebles High School in Ohio."

213.) "Now, the people who were protesting were peaceful (but not the brightest guy in the shed, as shown on MSNBC when one of them was on Scarborough Country and said Iraq was full of Buddhists) and this admirable. But, I ain't peaceful."

214.) "So, Barry Baker, the Catholic Samurai hopes nothing but pain and strife in your life until you stop breathing my oxygen."

[mburbank]

In reference to 206, I have never heard of either of the people and or sites Vinth is refering to, and I've written for about a dozen sites over the last three years. That's just a side note and has nothing to do with the reason I posted 206. I liked 'fall back on' as a way of communicating the concept of an example, and "some intelligent ones out there" as it's sued could modify either Humor sites or morons. Also, his ubiquitous use of the verb "To show", a personal Vinth fave, which he uses to mean say, tell, demonstrate, prove, present, embody, enable, write, argue for and whole host of other, better suited words.

[mburbank]

215.) "Don't believe shit you read here unless it is something you already agree with or you take the time to verify it for yourself."

216.) "Learn how the "Prophet Of Change" is misportrayed in the Zionist controlled media!"

217.) "If you have ever seen this guy's picture, you will see that this is the type of guy that would talk about how he hates everyone who isn't a white atheist and then when he would get locked into prison, he would become Bubba's fucktoy in about 3 days."

218.) "Report the guy to someone. If someone doesn't do anything about it, then you threaten him. If he continues, then you knock his block off. As much as I like vigiliante style acts, we do live in a world of law and order."

219.) "Unless the woman does something extreme, like cleaning out the used comdoms the poolboy used while he pounded her with her tongue, a guy will continue to hit if he hits once."

220.) "There is nothing worse than a Southern Baptist that tries to act like they are the correct vein of Christanity when history and the Bible proves them wrong."

221.) "There is a difference between sticking with his morals (which I admire) then being despicible (which he is)."

222.) "There are reasons for black poverty that do include bigotry, but everyday it is turning to be more and more the culture that blacks have created for themselves that is hurting them in the overall society."

223.) "There are exceptions, of course, but money doesn't mean shit to how people are going to turn out in the overall picture. It's drive, imangination, excellence, skill and making your own luck."

224.) "But if this would have been the Eastern Orthodox or Orthodox Jews or Hindus or ANYONE ELSE besides Catholics the media would have not made the big spectacle that they did."

[mburbank]

225.) "Then the 80's comes in and WHAM, it gets subjected to this obsession with the "future look" that everyone had back then."

226.) "If Hamas is going to sit there and say that "There will be no peace until Israel does not exist", well, ya know, the Israelis should tell them to pony up to the table."

227.) "Sorry folks, but it is that simple, but then again most of life's problems can be solved that simply. "

228.) "You are clinging on to a belief that a moron made and that life itself has proven to be worthless."

229.) "Humans don't want to be made to feel just like the next guy."

230.) "Anyone who goes through like thinking that they are nothing more than "common" folk that are held down by "the man", then guess what? Screw em. They can whine and cry while people like me become sucessful and help out everyone around us within reason."

231.) "Norma McCorvey, the "Jane Roe" of the monumental 'Roe Vs. Wade' case, is wanting the case to be reopened."

232.) "Now, it seems that they are under attack by the same government that they took their kids away from for their own educational benefit."

233.) "Yes, the intelligent level of the stoner shines through!"

234.) "If anyone ever calls me a geek or talks shit about me, I am just going to direct them towards that site. That would make the insulter promptly apologize."

235.) "So I just got back from running a few minutes ago and I noticed that my visitors has been increasing every week."

236.) "if you truly believe that Communism is the way to go, expect for the rest of your days that you will be mocked, ridiculed and dismissed by the majority of the human race that has a free thought."

237.) "There are reasons for black poverty that do include bigotry, but everyday it is turning to be more and more the culture that blacks have created for themselves that is hurting them in the overall society."

[O71394658]

Man, this Burbank character has some serious problems.

[Isaac]

Hey Max, quote me! Tell me about how inept I am at writing! I'll give you link to all the forums I visit, though don't post the link.

[mburbank]

Are you as bad a writer as Vinth? If so, I'd be happy to. As far as Johnny Numbers for Name goes, hasn't he ever seen a collecttion before?

[Isaac]

... I'll give you link to all the forums I visit, though don't post the link.

I just noticed my own error. You failed me, I wrote link in singular and forums in plural and you didn't even catch it.

[mburbank]

I'm not the grammar police. You have to rise to a serious and consistent level of awfullness before I even care.

Irony also helps. Look at the title of my other thread collecting Vinthisms, "Someone who speaks in intelligent sentences". That's a Vinth quote. Had he not said that, it might have been taken me longer to notice he was worth collecting.

His rebuttal to my charge tht he writes like an eight year old was that he didn't care enough about I-mock to write well. That's why I started this thread, collecting quotes from his own site, which I presume he cares a little more about. I don't see any striking improvements.

[VinceZeb]

Burbank is just collecting my works for a tome about the Catholic Samurai.

[mburbank]

Say, it's that stupid fella what was going to debate at me and then had at the running away himself from with of me for sure bar none! Simple as that!

[VinceZeb]

I'm still waiting for you to answer my last question, Shylock.

[mburbank]

Who's the dumb person talking to?



Oh! Oh! "Shylock"! I get it, that's me, cause I'm Jewish. Huh. Funny. Tell you what, you back up your claim that the giovernment defines starvation as missing one meal a day, and I'll do that.

[mburbank]

238.) "There are reasons for black poverty that do include bigotry, but everyday it is turning to be more and more the culture that blacks have created for themselves that is hurting them in the overall society."

239.) "Well, my provider decided to 1) shut down my site based on my chicks section that anyone that visited this site yesterday could tell you was removed,"

240.) "2) decided to take about two days worth of my stuff off, which proves that if they kept an archived version of my page on file, it just proves once again that I was correct about my assumptions and they owe me an apology, pronto."

241.) "The funny thing is that the visitors to the board have been increasing"

242.) "Now, is it fair that blacks in our country are getting more and more piss-poor education and chances in our society because a few feel-good morons who were ELECTED by citizens to represent them want to blame inherent problems in black society on "whitey" and "racism" instead of what their own culture is peddling to the youth?"

243.) "I could almost take this into a huge article, and I just might, but right now I just got to say that the 4th of July is being celebrated by people who want the government to do everything for them, so they give up their freedoms for security."

244.) "Sometimes, yet sometimes, I can say something that someone thinks is intelligent."

245.) "Well, I found someone that wasn't the case."

246.) "You know someone will get up there and say we need to use it to "protect the cities" when all it is doing is destroying the respect for the average citizen and is just scooting us oh so closer to '1984' status."

247.) "it amazes me for all the billions of sites on my provider, they seem to love to give me shit about anything."

248.) "That which I hate is the whole food stamp system. "

249.) "Every time I turn on my TV, I see video of some backwards-ass idiots who want to kill my family and myself in the name of Allah."

250.) "The death of a bunch of asswhipes ensues. Americans laugh at stupid goat-humpers. World a better place."

[mburbank]

251.) "I found a test on what president you will vote for by answering a series of questions."

252.) "If this guy actually got into politics and would help educated people, I would almost bet my bank account that there would be a upswing in achievement and drive in our black youth."

253.) "I guess it is settled on who I am voting for!"

254.) "My updates will be far and few between, but I will try to keep everything up to day"

255.) "Check it out and find out why they couldn't get one that would get a great core of listeners if they tried."

256.) "Is she bring up a valid point about putting the money back into the economy or is she just a whiner? In my opinion, both points are valid."

257.) "People that are poor tend to spend all the money they get, hence why they are poor."

258.) "Does anyone else besides me think this is about the funniest thing you have ever read?"

259.) "History proves Dusty correct and the only people that have a problem with this are people that are sensitive, whiny douche-bags or people looking to drive another wedge between people."

260.) "This isn't that big of a deal, so people need to quit making such a big ass deal about it."

261.) "There is a new e-mail scam going out now, and it is trying to play up on Christian sympthany."

262.) "If you have been living under a rock lately, then you know that Michael Savage has lost his television show on MSNBC after some anti-homosexual comments he made last Saturday on MSNBC during his show, the "Savage Nation"."

263.) "More people will find and turn into Michael Savage just because of the controversy around the whole situation."

[mburbank]

264.) "Seems that on Cartoon Network's "Adult Swim", the Family Guy episodes are breaking records on the channel and is actually beating out the late-night talk shows with the "young male audience."

265.) "My internet connection right now is slower than turtle shit, so I am trying to see what I can update for the page right now. If I don't post or update much, I now have an excuse."

266.) "That's why you see all those people feeling the U.S. and going to Canada or even Cuba, since the Hollywood liberals seem to come back always praising Castro's great health care system."

267.) "Ugh, why the hell do we listen to these morons to being with? I mean, everyone has the right to speak their mind, but sometimes people need to learn to shut the fuck up."

268.) "Howdy folks! I type this while it is RAINING outside (when it could have been yesterday!)."

269.) "Killswitch Engage was awesome (and they were led by a black guy to boot!)"

270.) "Except that people like Charlie Rangel are complete idiots that I could do a better job than."

271.) "This movie is one of my all-time favorites is the reason I only carry one cassette tape in my car."

272.) "I hope Hell treats you with a gooaplex times more pain, suffering, and despair that you caused everyone in your worthless waste-of-a-sperm existence."

273.) "If you keep up with culture at all, you know that in the "hip-hop community", the big thing right now is having custom rims for your car."

274.) "I do however have a major problem with this mindset that having a "phat ride" is more important than say, speaking proper English or getting an education."

275.) "All you see is people that spend shitloads in money in a vehicle that could be stolen in an instant or crushed in an accident in an heartbeat."

276.) "How fucking shallow have we come people when an entire culture is being portrayed as caring for nothing but what a fucking car looks like and the people that associate with this culture are filling the stereotype lock, stock and barrel?"

277.) "I have my vices, but if I go out and spend thousands on my vices when I could barely afford it, I would be considered crazy. And immature. These people should be considered that as well."

278.) "What the hell was the Civil Rights Movement for? Why should we ever care that it was fought for, that people died for the simple reason of equality?"

279.) "The problem with all of this is that it is giving in to what the idiotic left thing is "tolerance" and what the segregationist have wanted all along."

280.) "I mean, I an just a couple of years out of high school, and I'm not an idiot."

281.) "These kids need to get over the fact that they want to have sex with not a nature assigned partner and get back to what is important in high school: LEARNING!"

282.) "I will make sure to update more often as I can, especially now that I can access the damn site."

283.) "New York Times troubled by less crime = more people in prison!"

284.) "Certain groups in our society need to realize that this agenda is earning nothing more but a backlash from America or as seen as a giant joke."

285.) "The mighty city of St. Louis has a public access station here that is brought to us in part by Charter Cable."

286.) "Then you have whoever the black guy was spouting off the most ignorant crap I have heard in my life."

287.) "If college football didn't make money hand-over-fist, it would be as promoted as it is."

288.) "According to this guy, the NFL had to approve Rush being hired but then they can't get minority coaches. I swear, if I would have been sitting by him they would have had to stop the show becuase I would have screamed at him until my throat bled."

289.) "Where are the statistics about how many blacks were wanting to be coaches? What about any Asian, Mexican, Indian, Arab, or Native America candidates? I didn't see you and your ilk fighting for any of them?"

290.) "Then, he went on about Rush is going to be "a one-sided view". This then proved that the guy who was talking was not really intelligent."

291.) "You are talking about how he is going to bring politics into the game of football when he has said himself it has NOTHING TO DO WITH POLITICS, but then you bring up the precious feel-good puke of affirmative action?"

292.) "Now, being that he is one of the famous "Five Point Calvinists" which to anyone who actually studied religious history would show that it was the early Christian Church that put together the Bible and authenticated it."

293.) "It may surprise you that I do not hold the King James Version of the Bible in any high regard or respect."

294.) "To me, that Bible is a false bastardization of the Holy Scriptures and its followers are in an error that religious doctrine and history validates time and time again."

295.) "I have stood by my belief for many years that homosexuality is not something you are born as."

296.) "I have seen enough evidence from religious doctrine, scientific studies from both religious and atheist scientists, and traditional times in history that homosexuality is a diverted path from heterosexuality."

297.) "I don't see him mentioned that."

298.) "Phelps is wrong in his core believes because it deviates from history, religious doctrines and the original Scriptures."

299.) "There are many other sinners that are proclaimed in the Bible as being unworthy of getting into the gates of Heaven and Fred Phelps should watch himself becuase he and his gullible followers are close to becoming those people."

[O71394658]

Homo-erotic obsession. :conspiracy

[Big Papa Goat]

ya know, I've heard so much about this debate that was supposed to happen between vince and burbank. And I don't care who bugged out, frankly I think it was just probably poorly organized and I'm guessing neither of you really wanted it to happen. What was it supposed be on anyway?

[mburbank]

Newsfilter. Vinth begged like a junky for months and then put in next no effort at all, siting broken links, refusing to say what the broken links were supposed to link to or in what way they supported his arguments such as they were and basically putting up less fight the a Girl Scout with Pneumonia.

Which was funny, since he'd bragged that he'd dress me up as sailor moon and parade me.

Which is a kind of sick way to look at debate in any case.

I had only one intention, to show that Vinth was a blowhard who could not support any of the shit that tubled out his pie hole every time he opened it. I feel confident I achieved that.

This thread and a few others like it are my personal tribute to one of the great Naive Writers of our time, Vinth. His genious is utterly unintentional and rarely if ever does what he wants it to do, but that only enhances it's brilliance.

[mburbank]

300.) "If I would have told them to quit being little shitheads, they would have soon found their parents, the parents would have came back, and I would have received a lecture on how I shouldn't raise anyone's children and how I'm racist and blah blah blah."

301.) "A funny stat that you may want to chew on from Newsweek I believe is that it costs 10 cents per head to insure a rock concert but a dollar for rap concerts."

302.) "It affects the common sense area of the mind and makes dillusional people believe something about themselves which is false."

303.) "According to The Drudge Report, over in China there is an increase in what are being called "magic mirrors", that are able to make people seem slimmer when they look into it."

304.) "If we could get rid of being fat today, you would just end up being fat again someday."

305.) "They already know how to fool the masses, since they did that a while back with how great Communism is."

306.) "This woman was actually voted into a place of importance"

307.) "Is it because of the nihilistic, materialistic society that we are being subject to every day?"

308.) "Is it because there still is bigotry in our country due to "civil rights" leaders who are raping the people they are trying to help while lining their own pockets?"

309.) "Is some lawyer going to sue God on behalf of Hurricane LaQuisha becuase the tornado from Texas studied real hard at Natural Disaster Tech, graduated as a F-5 and then preceded to destroy redneck villages across the fruited plane while the hurricane just kinda lingered around on the coast and didn't do much, thus the hurricane got more coverage from the Weather Channel?"

310.) "Why I don't sit one day at work and fall over my chair and lie on the floor with my bowels leaking out surprises the hell out of me when stories like this exist."

311.) "I would have covered most of the piss-off-liberal basis."

312.) "This is coming of the heels of a suspected Muslim terrorist's trial in last year's Bali nightclub bombing."

313.) "Even though this connection is made by anyone with an IQ over 51, some people will come out and whine about how Islam is a "religion of peace.""

314.) "Well, where the hell have Muslims came out and tried to convince us that theirs is a religion of peace?"

315.) "When I hear anything about Muslims on the television, radio or internet, I usually just hear the words "kill", "crusaders", "Jews", "Allah", and "jihad" in some form. This really doesn't inspire visions of love and happiness in my lil' head."

[mburbank]

316.) "Now, I choose not to have children because it would be an overbearing burden on my way of life and my financial situation."

317.) "I guess I am confused because Joe didn't sleep with the woman, thus Joe did not impregnate her."

318.) "I am being a concept that has obviously flown over your head a long time ago; I am being RESPONSIBLE FOR MY OWN LIFE!"

319.) "Now, take a 22 year old that has stated the philosophical statement of all time that "School sucks" and he has refused to peruse an education."

320.) "I know hard work, job skills, education, drive, and value to employees are terms to your kind that are supposed to mean "keeping everything in the hands of rich, old, white males and their kids" but that dog just don’t hunt."

[Ninjavenom]

I love you, Burbank.

[Big Papa Goat]

Man, this Burbank character has some serious problems.

Go back to Newsfilter! >:

[mburbank]

071345433662 Just doesn't understand me, man. I'm getting a Mcarthur fuckin' Genius grant for my work on Vinth.

[mburbank]

321.) "Whale has good live, doesn't want to go out into cruel world."

322.) ""Environmentalist" are stupid. I put environmentalist in quotes because there is a lapse in judgment in this country on what a true caretaker of nature does."

323.) ""Environmentalist" were all in an uproar about the whale from Free Willy being sent back into the while."

324.) "It has to be with its own, it must be set back into the loving arms of mother nature, blah blah blah."

325.) "I guess I have been kinda sparse in my news/views/reviews this month, and for good reason: I haven't much to say."

[AChimp]

:love #323 :love

[mburbank]

While using the singular 'environmentalist' instead of the plural could well be just an amusing typo repeated to or three times inthe space of single paragraph, no one could convince me that the use of the word 'while' instead of 'wild' is the result of 'typing too fast'.

[Phil the anorak]

Yes We've met before.

Do any of the other right wing bullshitters from Newsfilter get here?

[mburbank]

Preechr was a regular visitor here for a while, but he was far more coherent than inth and way less of a bunghole.

[Phil the anorak]

Yes Preechy was relatively coherent most of the time.
Dear old newsfarter though if he isn't a politician he oughta be. The number of questions and facts I directed at him that he ignored and just made up more bullshit to cover up was a sight to behold.

[pjalne]

I thought Numbers got here from NF?

[O71394658]

I did indeed.

[kellychaos]

I haven't figured out whether #'s androgynous avatar is male or female and so I am intrigued and repulsed simultaneously. I'm leaning towards female but with science being what it is today ...

[pjalne]

If it's male, consider me gay.

[O71394658]

It's safe to say she's pure, 100% female.

:eek :love

[FS]

It's not my place to do Max's work, but I think this one ought to be preserved.

[quote removed as to not cause chaos and general mayhem in this thread and because it's been moved to the correct thread.]

[mburbank]

Thank you sir. That was lovely.

I particularly enjoy the phrase "A non-God situation", especially since it's a person 'view of ' it we're considering, as opposed to their belief in a 'non-god situation'.

EDIT: However, this is the wrong thread. This thread is for appalling english construction by Vinth NOT FOUND on I-mockery, and was created becuase Vinth insisted his very, very bad writting here was excused by the fact he didn't care about the site, and that it didn't deserve good writting.

I have taken the liberty of including the quote you found in a chunk I'm about to post in the thread I created for his assault on language here at I-mockery.

[The One and Only...]

I came from Newsfilter, you damn commie pinkos. >:

I, however, post by the name Anonymous on Newsfilter.

Personally, I'd like to see Dusty post over here. It'd be... quite interesting.

[AChimp]

I think that there are enough people here from Newsfilter already, and I'm upset by the fact that they are all NERDS. :(

[Big Papa Goat]

I actually came from Newsfilter, but I only made about 10 posts there, and saw the link to I-mockery there during that debate challenge from Vince to Burbank.

[Supafly345]

What's newsfilter? Some sort of way to protect yourself from the media? I could use something like that.

[Anonymous]

wow I didn't know so many people came from that site
this board is a black hole

[mburbank]

Ahhh, the triumphal return.

326.) "In time for the student games or some shit, they sent 300 N. Korean cheerleaders out to try and make N. Korea seem like it is being run by someone other than some stupid-ass asian-'froed murderer and the legions of dumbasses that would turn him in for a 6 pack of Mallomars."

327.) "This governor's race in California is exposing slightly the liberal biases that are in the media today."

328.) "My main argument is that if this guy actually had to argue points with people, he would be crushed in the ground."

329.) "You want to know why a large group of people get real irritated with people?"

330.) "That is because if your white, there is no racism and with everyone else who isn't "white", they can be offended by anything they so choose."

331.) "Martin Luther King, Jr. might as well never marched."

332.) "In 40 years, we are just back to where we were, except it's minorities that are imposing self-segregation."

333.) "TV has brought to me today a buffet of items to expound about."

334.) "It sickens me sometimes to think that we pay attention and give all this lavish praise and glory to two people who's crowning achievement in life was to be born to a father with money."

335.) "Now, CNN comes back on and the anchor that was there, the guy with the mustache that does the morning/afternoon news said to notice that "no facts or stats were brought up" when Rush made his statement after they replayed what he said."

336.) "Now, when did CNN of all people start worrying about stats and facts, especially with this CIA leak case?!?"

337.) "They said it was a big story and they would keep you up to date on it since everyone is talking about it, but if you go to MSNBC or Fox News all it is show is the whole CIA leak scandal."

338.) "But, as usual, he does bring up a huge point that I think is overlooked. The NFL over the past few years has been catering to more of a "urban" setting."

339.) "I believe it is more marketing by the NFL than anything that has to do with the players."

340.) "Is it just me, or is it the only people who are screaming that Wilson's wife was an undercover agent either a) Democrats or b) the media?"

[mburbank]

341.) "Week 5 of the NFL season has came and went....."

342.) "It was brought up, done with, and then "Jackass" had to open his mouth like he was some kind of societal expert."

343.) "Oh I'm a white/black/Asian/Indian/Latino straight/gay/bisexual male/female/transsexual/transgender who is upset/appalled/angry because a white/black/Asian/Indian/Latino straight/gay/bisexual male/female/transsexual/transgender said something racist/bigoted/hateful/gay bashing/stereotypical/sexist and I am too weak-willed to let someone express their freedom of speech and my right to disagree with it!"

344.) "A lesson people have learned in their lives is you do not screw with bears."

345.) "Yeah, I agree with Rush 100% and my thought centers are nothing but microcomputers that are programmed with RNC talking points."

346.) "He said that the people who read Michael Moore's books are people who are usually not well off and believe everything is bad and liberal policies are great and it really doesn't inspire you about our country or workforce or military."


347.) "Either one of two things are going to happen: Americans will absorb this change like its the best thing since sliced bread or we will reject the hell out of it."

348.) "Americans are real anal about certain things, such as the metric system and $1 coins."

349.) "Now, does it serve its purpose in the fact that it would be hard as hell to counterfeit?"

[mburbank]

350.) "It is well worth your time to read. It makes a metric ass-load of points that need to be addressed."

351.) "The Indigenous Peoples of the New World or The Native Peoples of India Summer is upon us, so that means is a great time for some football."

352.) "Another thing that caught my eye is that the Boston Celtics and the Dallas Mavericks had a major trade go down and Walker was trade for LaFrenz, which seems odd to me because Dallas is in need of a big man when the NBA now-a-days is a place where big men are treated like a ton-brick of gold."

353.) "I'd like to add that it is pretty said that it is considered "white" to be intelligent in something that doesn't involve standing up on a stage and screaming about black power."

[mburbank]

354.) "People romanticize the Black Panthers but if you ever went to a convenience store to ask for directions that was owned by a guy who walked by a Klan member's house 20 years ago, you are a racist redneck."

355.) "Speaking of which, the black dude in the Honey movie; Has there been any movie/tv show where he is banging a black chick?"

[mburbank]

356.) (from Newsfilter) "I'm wanting to come back and write for it again and keep it back to the momentum it was gaining before I took some time off."

[mburbank]

357.) "I voted Republican in 2000 and 2002, and now besides cutting my taxes (which boosted the economy 8.2%) and doing a great job on the war on terror, what have the Republicans did for you and me?"

358.) "Social (In)Security is still rampant, Medicare is going to be going strong, and now prescription drugs entitlements are more than likely going to pass."

359.) "The government is not a Nanny or is it a Daddy; it is an institution that is supposed to represent the people and protect us from harm."

360.) "The Blue Hair Group that is going to benefit from this idiocy in policy being passed are going to be compost in 15-25 years."

361.) "The elderly among us who do not want this to pass because they have their own drug program with their insurance carrier or with their former employer will probably now have it revoked since the government is doing the job for them!"

362.) "I'm pissed and I am tired of taking it up the ass because our elected officials want to pander for votes."

363.) "This is not about people not being able to get drugs because that is a out and out lie."

364.) "It is not mine nor yours nor government's fault to provide drugs for us, to provide us time off, to provide ANYTHING for us besides our safety and security and possibly our interstate road system."

[mburbank]

365.) "They do not understand the founding ideals of this country were not to provide pills, not to provide health care, not to provide money for art but to provide for our SAFETY and SECURITY when it comes to our life, liberty and pursuit of happiness."

366.) "Hell, we started our American Revolution over stupider stuff than all the pork-barrel spending we just watch and let our elected officials get away with."

367.) "If you want something to protest, protest the pork-barrel spending on useless crap the government was not set up to provide, like funds for the NEA, NPR, farming subsidies, Medicare, Social Security, and other wastes of money for programs that do not protect our freedoms and keep us safe."

[mburbank]

368.) (from newsfilter) "Check out the Parthenon of juggernautic political excellence we have as the judges:"

369.) "Isnt it cute... ...that most of the people screaming about the riots in Miami about the whole free trade situation are nothing more than socialist or commie fronts and no one is reporting on this>"

370.) "No matter your position on our "War on Terrorism", we can all admit that unless we are a terrorism expert or a part of the Bush cabinets, we don't know all the information behind all the actions the Bush administration is taking."

371.) "This can be bad or good, depending on your personal and logical feelings about the times we are in."

372.) "One thing I myself am assure of is that the Bush administration didn't have a secret meeting with decide who they were going to "impress" with the capture of Saddam."

373.) "To sit there and say that you were not impressed with our military and President capturing Saddam Hussein only means a couple things. 1) You think of yourself more importantly than anyone else does and 2) You need be smacked in the chops."

[sspadowsky]

You know, I was just fixing to ask what was going on with that yo-yo.

I think this one is my favorite:

373.) "To sit there and say that you were not impressed with our military and President capturing Saddam Hussein only means a couple things. 1) You think of yourself more importantly than anyone else does and 2) You need be smacked in the chops."

Aside from the obvious and brutal rape of the English language, I wasn't aware that the president was the one who captured Hussein. Did he make another secret three-hour visit to Iraq?

[AChimp]

I like how that comment can be juxtaposed with the previous comment.

"Bush wasn't trying to impress anybody."

"BE IMPRESSED!"

:lol

[mburbank]

My fave from that batch is
"No matter your position on our "War on Terrorism", we can all admit that unless we are a terrorism expert or a part of the Bush cabinets, we don't know all the information behind all the actions the Bush administration is taking."

'Your' (singular) is paralell with 'we' (plural) which is then paralell with 'a terrorism expert (singular) and then with 'a part of the bush cabinets (plural for furniture, since the cabinet is the group of secretaries, a part of being a single secretary) not to mention being 'a part of' instead of 'a member', which is pralell with we again (still plural) and the whole mess ends with a double use of the word all, which is redundant twice and uneccesary in context even once.

'Admit' is used instead of 'agree', 'that' is uneccesary, and you could admit the entire first two thirds of the sentence and replace it with the words 'No one knows' without significantly altering the statements meaning.

[Sergeant_Tibbs]

Do you know whats really sad about this Max? No matter how many times you correct his grammer or show him how bad his english skills are he will never try to improve them.

[mburbank]

That's because bone laziness is part of his aesthetic.

[mburbank]

375.) "As we approach the year 2004, historians will take note that the divide of the country among political lines is pretty great."

376.) "I would have to put forth that the two main factions of political thinking right now would be the conservative thought and the liberal thought."

377.) "I do realize that libertarians, greens, socialist, and other groups are having a nice go-around right now in our political fields, but they do not have the kind of voice that liberals or conservatives have right now."

378.) "Let’s talk about the biggest idiotic claim that liberals make that would make anyone with… six brain cells would be able to call out as bullshit:"

379.) "Now, I know a lot of you are wondering right now how the people who think there is a conservative media bias have went without mistaking cleaning fluid for fruit juice this long in their life."

380.) "There is a very simple reason for that thought. The reason is because the free market is taking place and what you, the people, want to hear is what is on the radio airwaves."

381.) "they are controversial and say things that may seem like they are on the outskirts of America; they do resonate with a growing amount of the population"

382.) "Man, this idea is so stupid that even thinking about it makes blood shoot out my nose and my IQ drop to about 70 points, which so happens to be the average IQ of a socialism-supporting college student."

383.) "The majority of the population watches CBS, ABC, and NBC because of the lower number ranking on the dial, the fact that they are easily reached on every television in the country, and the fact that they have the most popular shows (by proxy) in the cable land."

384.) "To give you a view of where I lay when it comes to the balance of the news media, I believe Fox News with a right-of-center slant, MSNBC swings between left and right every few days, and I wouldn’t be surprised if your contract to work at CNN had a clause which made you destroy the right turn signal on your car"

385.) "Now, does Fox News + Talk Radio, who reaches a lot of cross-listeners (people who listen to more than one show a day, i.e. Boortz then O’Reilly then Hannity for example) beat out the combined 6 to 7 pm view periods of ABC, NBC and CBS? I doubt it."

386.) "One didn’t have the intelligent to debate a younger, dumber me on the facts (see examples here and here) and the other one has a radio show that is so bad, I would send tapes to my local talk radio station so they would get him on the air here and watch the intelligent people of our great land making him look like the short bus rider he is."

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Hey...Vinth actually posted there on the 8th of Dec....

[mburbank]

387.) "Anyone who knows anything about the U.S. economy would tell you that the recession started in the beginning of 2000, when Clinton is president."

388.) "Almost every economicist has admitted this, and yet liberals ignore this."

389.) " When Clinton was in office, everyone was singing the joys of the economy and throwing rose pedals at Clinton's feet."

[Bennett]

383 is hilarity on so many levels.

[mburbank]

"by proxy" is one of those phrases Vinth likes but does not in any way understand the meaning of.

[Emu]

I love his grasp of changing tense in the middle of a sentence.

[mburbank]

390.) "First, the tax cuts are one of the main things that are spurring our economic growth as of this time."

391.) "Now, I'm supposed to vote for a Democrat that talks about how he is all for the Catholic Samurai but he wants to raise my taxes?!? "

392.) "Second, if Bush really lied and there was proof, do you think that the American people would not hesitate for a second to bounce his ass out of office? Hell no."

393.) "The major news outlets would be blasting headlines all over the place about Bush lying and people would be winding up the masses for a impeachment campaign."

394.) "People would wind up around the block to vote Bush out of office."

395.) "You can tell that the Democrats and liberals in this country are in trouble when their main reason for hating Bush is projected as he is Hitler."

396.) "When a group of people usually resort to name calling and comparing someone to a horrible incident in the past that has no link in reality to that person, then you know your positioning on the issues is on shaky ground at best."

397.) "For the past 40 years, liberals have had free reign to spread newspeak about the people in this country and their beliefs."

398.) "They have had the media outlets to do this and when challenged, they throw out the standard sexist/racist/homophobic charges while pissing on the beliefs of the person they are dissing."

399.) "Now with talk radio, the internet, and the rise in conservative authors, liberals are getting that "getting-kicked-in-the-nuts" taste that they have dished out to conservatives and libertarians for so long"

400.) "I purchased an Ipod, and I have been trying to put all my music on my computer so I can turn it into mp3s and update the ID3 tags so I can put it in a nice order on the new Ipod."

[mburbank]

401.) "Would it surprise you more if the government didn't have plants to go to war against countries that may become hostile or are already hostile to the U.S.?"

402.) "An update on what's been up."

403.) "I also have been shopping around a book that I would like to write about pretty much everything I care about."

404.) "I have been trying to add to it in my spare time (what little I have) and I am liking the results."

405.) "I may post a bit of it on here and let the five people who still visit this site go through it with a blowtorch and and a pair of needle-nosed."

406.) "My life is the anti-exciting right now and I prefer it that way."

407.) "The course of this country with everything that is going on right now is a hell of a lot more interesting."

408.) "I can't stand people that have inability to admit who they are."

409.) "But the ability to sit there and lie about where their true loyalties lie is absolutely stupid."

410.) "They are about as left-wing as they come, yet they will sit there and swear on a stack of Good Books that they are "down the middle"."

411.) "People with brains may pay attention to what they say if they can admit where they come from."

[Big McLargehuge]

I am struggling to understand 403. Is he saying that he went to store to find a book to write in? Or has he been shopping around for ideas to claim as his own?

[mburbank]

I'm fairly sure he means he's been looking for someone to publish a book he's writting. In any non fantasy world, this would mean sending query letters to agents of publishing houses.

[Perndog]

I think in Vince-speak it means he's showing it to random strangers on the Internet (the kind of little goblins that tend to agree with him, probably) and asking for input.

[mburbank]

Yeah, that's probably what he meant. See, for me, I'm not 'shopping' anything anywhere unless I'm showing it to people who might give me money for it. Agents or publishers. But when a generic recruiting letter is an offer to crew on a nuclear submarine, deffiinitions get looser.

[mburbank]

412.) "I am not one to be lulled into buying a product due to a fancy infomercial, but I have seen one of these bad boys in action and there are the bomb."

413.) "I can't go on about how great this modern miracle is."

414.) "A challenge: If I were to become an atheist today, why shouldn't I go out and become someone that makes Hitler look like the Pope?"

415.) "I believe that a non-belief in God invalidates the laws of mankind since by atheistic rules men are the highest on the food chain."

416.) "As an atheist, I would believe that I am the highest on the food chain of homo sapiens so I would take what I want from whoever I want and rape, murder and destroy whoever stands in my way or whoever the hell I want."

417.) "Why you're at it, convince me that groups of 9/11 widows that suddenly appeared when the Bush/Chaney campaign rolled out their first commercials are not a part of a left-wing peace group that isn't being funded by Kerry's wife even though the proof is overwhelming."

418.) "If I ever El Presidente, my first State Of The Union would have this line in it:"

419.) "Americans, we spend too much money and time on preventing the inevitable. My job is to resend many of these rules and regulations that government has placed upon our freedoms to protect us from what cannot be denied."

420.) "I will not let the government dictate how an American should live his or her life when it pertains to the choices that he or she makes that affects their own being and does not interfere with the common rights of those around them."

421.) "I'd like to get a few writers back around so I can have the site in such a way that I won't have to be relied on for all the content."

422.) "I also have been writing and planning on writing a couple of books. One on general stuff that I want to piss and whine about and one on weight loss."

423.) "Im working on both of them right now althought I won't be able to tackle both of them hard core until I get everything settled down, which will probably be in the end of summer."

424.) "There was a report put out about 1 - 1 1/2 years ago I believe that showed where Hitler's next target after the jews was Christianity."

425.) "Hitler was also a prime mover in Charles Darwin's survival of the fittest thinking."

[Perndog]

Are you sure Vince isn't a caricature? I've never heard of a real person who had such fucked-up ideas about atheism.

[Emu]

If you have ideas like killing raping and pillaging based on your atheism, that really makes you more of an asshole than an atheist.

[mburbank]

426.) "I put an article up by Joseph Vince that puts up an argument that the Russian Revolution (which was the zeitgeist that began the spread of Communism) was good for the world."

427.) "It pains me as an American citizen to see these dumbasses they interview on the news talk about how jobs or health care or "taxing the wealth" are key issues in our political climate when the same assholes that attacked our country on 9/11 stated that they will attack us AGAIN!"

428.) "Islamic terrorist don't care about your health care."

[mburbank]

429.) "When a guy in a funny mustache or accent decides to invade your piddly-ass country, don't call us... we'll call you."

430.) "they prolong throwing the feces they roll around in at each other, their crinkled hands creating their next advent-garde anti-Bush slogan."

431.) "Unable to understand the concepts of "lying" vs. "faulty intelligence", they will place labels on anyone they disagree with even though the reasons for their disagreement have been torn to shreds."

432.) "As long as the idiot box and the printed ink continue to cover the facts with their out-and-out lies and bias, the borderline retarded Kerry supporters will grunt in a mob-like approval."

433.) "The bitter, the jealous, the whiny, the insecure, the pansies, the limp-wristed, the appeasers, the nobodies will work themselves up into a rabid frenzy will vote someone out of office that they dislike."

434.) "They dislike him not because they have any real concrete reason to, but becuase they secretly long to "fit in" with the other high-society plastic artsy-glasses wearing hi-brow bohemians that cast their noses up at the simple minded redneck folk who would vote for a foolish God and Country lovin' daddy's boy into the White House."

435.) "They will continue to vote our freedoms away and look at the flyover states and wonder what they are so worried about."

436.) "The choice is very clear: A man who has the onions to fight against the beings that want to hasten our demise, or a two-faced snob who has done more flips than a ninja on crack"

[mburbank]

437.) "This is where you can challenge my view on the atheistic belief system and how it pertains to the law of man."

438.) "Atheism is a non-belief in a God and that humans are the superior speciest and the peak of random mathmatic chance and evolution."

439.) "Now, based on that belief, I would believe as an atheist that human laws are put on me by people who believe they know what is best for me."

440.) "I would believe that false and I would not follow laws."

441.) "My belief is that as an atheist, I would believe that I was not bound by laws made by my "equals" and I would do what I can to establish myself as top of the human food chain."

442.) "I can say and sustain that I'm a part of the Black Israeli movement but that doesn't mean I am one or I am following its tenants."

443.) "He said he was Roman Catholic to keep the pressure away from the Christians just enough so they wouldn't realize that they were next on Hitler's shit list."

444.) "The pope really never had a reliance with any of the Axis powers."

445.) "The Vatican was in a position where they had to work behind the scenes because if they would have said a word, they would have been crushed in a heartbeat."

446.) "I think the main problem with the whole debate is that we are at a point in our society that we are more inclined to believe the scientist over the priest becuase we see the scientist as this noble purveyor of truth and the priest as someone that needs to keep the shleeple baaaing so they can give him more monye."

[The_Rorschach]

438.) "Atheism is a non-belief in a God and that humans are the superior speciest and the peak of random mathmatic chance and evolution."

I'm always amazed by the audacity of American's today, myself included. I mean, Atheists without a shred of faith call themselves experts in the field of religion, while Christians without any degree in Biology whatsoever scoff at Evolution without compunction.

[mburbank]

447.) "I thought punk rock was about fighting the corporate establishment, left-wing flunkies?"

448.) "There are two punk sites out there that are fighting for the voices (and opinions) of punk rock listeners."

449.) "There is a punk album coming out that is supposedly going to be a way to "Punk The Vote", so to speak."

450.) "The goal of the groups on the album is to oust George W. Bush in 2k4. Nobel cause, I'm sure (sarcasm mode *off*)."

451.) "A band on the album, Propagandi, put a song on the album called "Free John Hinkley"."

452.) "The song was removed; not because of the song itself, but because of the liner notes that had the never to insult the Democrat Party's pimp daddy George "I'll spend my fortune to get rid of Dubya" Soros."

453.) "It's woefully ironic that a site and a movement that screams bloody murder anytime anyone makes 1/2 cent on the dollar for their products and services will censor a true leftist group because they insult a corporate donation machine."