So we went to the sexual health clinic...

[Johnny Horton]

... to learn more about having safe sex.

Those perverts expect you to go there every six months so this can shove a long red tube up your shaft. >:

To collect samples of your DNA or something.

But I'm fairly certain it's just a ploy for the sexless gits to have a good look at your pecker :( :/

[Captain Robo]

:picklehat :rave :rock

[Krythor]

WHAT A WITTY AND ENTERTAINING POST CAPTAIN ROBO, I'M GLAD YOUR POST COUNT BENEFITTED FROM IT. :lol :(

[kellychaos]

If this is some maniacal ploy to get me to talk about my pecker ... >:

[The Unseens girrrl]

First of all....all this talk about penile organs makes me sad....because you see, i lost mine back in the war of '83. MOTHERFUCKER! NOW I HAVE TO BE THIS "GIRL" WITH NO "PENIS" AND ALL THAT! SHIT SHIT SHIT! THANKS FOR OPENING UP OLD SCARS [ ....literally.... ] YOU WHORE.... BTW hey sexy wanna hang out sumtime?

[Esuohlim]

How absolutely wacky and hysterical!

You'll fit right in. >:

[GADZOOKS]

YOU SEE, THIS IS WHY I HATE DIRTY JOKES, BECAUSE NONE OF THEM HAVE BILL CLINTON IN THEM ANYMORE! >: :) >: :(

[The Unseen]

Esuohlim, I bet you could beat me up in real life. :(

[Skulhedface]

I just want to know on who's authority Milhouse decided he could deem people worthy of fitting in >:/

[Esuohlim]

I am highly respected around here, Skulhedface. I thought you knew that. :rolleyes

[Matt Harty]

Bow down Skulhedface >:

[Jeanette X]

Those perverts expect you to go there every six months so this can shove a long red tube up your shaft.

Wah, wah wah. Sexually active women have to go to the gynocologist where they get cold metal objects put inside them.

Then they need to take a sample. Thats right, they take a little teeny piece. For a pap smear. At least you won't be scraped from the inside!

So stop bitching and let the nice doctor insert the tube.

[Bod]

I once involuntarily seized up and the nurse couldn't pull out the clamp. She was yanking on it like she was puliing a particularly stiff cork out of a bottle and then told me to relax!! But I couldn't so she pottered off around the surgery while I was stuck there, on my back for 15 mins. Put me off doing it again.

[GADZOOKS]

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See now you can see the WAVE :)

[Orgazmo]

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[Rongi]

WHAT THE HELL :(?

[sadie]

i'm thinking DEAD SEX is like the safest kind possible. i mean, when did mr.i-hate-******s die? '64?

[Bod]

depends what's dead

[kellychaos]

I always live in fear of instant unwanted woodness during pelvic examinations. The closest I ever got was an half-on but the potential is always there. Comments or suggestions? 8-)

[Jixby Phillips]

SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY DICK AYUCK AYUCK HEYUCK

[executioneer]

LOVELINE FORUM GAYMOS >:

-willie