ONE (1) DAY LEFT TO ENTER THE POSTAL 2 CONTEST!!!

[Mockery]

ONE (1) DAY LEFT TO ENTER THE POSTAL 2 CONTEST!!!

I'm happy to announce the start of the official Postal 2 contest here on I-Mockery.com! This is easily our biggest contest yet with some really kickass prizes including: Two copies of Postal 2 autographed by the entire development team, a metal traffic sign with the Running With Scissors logo on it, and a bunch o' Postal 2 t-shirts! Check out my write-up on Postal 2 along with all of the contest details...

http://www.i-mockery.com/boxes/postal2-box.gif
THE OFFICIAL POSTAL 2 CONTEST NOW UP ON I-MOCKERY!:
http://www.I-Mockery.com/Contests/Postal2

Looking forward to seeing all of your entries!

-RoG-

[liquidstatik]

Im in :) But is there a "vulgar limit" on the weapon?

[Anonymous]

UH OH! :lol

What, you gonna make a PENIS GUN or something? :lol Tho come to think of it, that'd be HILARIOUS! :lol Now I hope it's ok! :lol

[noob3]

The worst part, Liquidstalk is being 100% serious in the last part of his signature.

:(

[Mockery]

As usual, there will be no nudity on the site. Blood and gore is fine, but there's never nude shit on I-Mockery. For one thing, I've always had a "get my hits without tits" rule on the site... call it integrity or call it insanity, I live by it. And the other thing advertisers are often scared away when it comes to that stuff, and I need all the advertisers I can get.

If you guys have any more questions about the contest feel free to post them here.

And no, you do NOT have to make a Flash movie to win. Chojin already asked me about that and I want you to know that it's not something you have to do. A really cool drawing / set of drawings stands just as much of a chance as a flash movie does.

-RoG-

[The Unseen]

I will make Gopher-chucks :(

[Cap'n Crunch]

I'm drawing mine right now. I'm not sure if I should scan in a couple of pictures to make a Flash movie. I am considering it though.

[Spectre X]

I just sent one of mine :evilbastard

[noob3]

I made a popsicle weapon

http://www.geocities.com/not_noobe/mock.txt

[Zero Signal]

And no, you do NOT have to make a Flash movie to win. Chojin already asked me about that and I want you to know that it's not something you have to do.
He doesn't follow directions very well. >:

[Psycho Squid]

I wonder how many people are going to be making pickle guns?

[liquidstatik]

:lol >:

[James]

Are there any decent pictures of what the Postal guy looks like?

[Anonymous]

There aren't any pictures of the Postal Dude. Anywhere.

[James]

>:

From what I've seen, you're close to right. I just don't see any large pictures. Just the teeny ones.

But maybe someone with a decent video card can take a screenshot of the guy's reflection from the demo? After all, how are we supposed to enter the contest if we don't know what he looks like?

[!!!!]

I'M SMARTER THAN ALL YOU YOU GUYS :lol

[Mockery]

http://www.gopostal.com/images/DudeSign.gif

That's what the "Postal Dude" looks like.

[James]

Err, yeah... I saw that on their site.

Guess there's nothing bigger. I'll try to work with that.

[Cap'n Crunch]

I was thinking about a pickle gun, but I noticed someone was thinking about it. :( I wish there was a bigger picture. :(

[James]

I don't wanna have to download this frickin demo again. BUt I guess I'm gonna have to if I wanna see what ol' Bighead looks like in detail.

[Cap'n Crunch]

Why don't you just make it bigger in Photoshop or something? BTW, your avatar picture isn't showing up, it's those x things.

[Spectre X]

just start up the demo, and then exit it. there's a perfect close up of him with Gary Coleman's head on the ending screen.

[Mockery]

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00008RGR5.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Messy medium length hair, a short beard, dark shades, and a black trenchcoat. That's basically all there is to the "Postal Dude". It doesn't have to be an exact replica of him by any means, the weapon you create and seeing it used on the victim is what you're being judged on really.

If someone wants to take a screenshot of him from the game and post it in here, that'd be great.

[Mockery]

Boogie just sent in this screenshot of the guy, so this might help some of ya:

http://www.i-mockery.com/contests/postal2/PDude.gif

[Cap'n Crunch]

Thanks, that helped me out alot. :) He looks like he is doing aerobics.

[McClain]

I must have this game. I've never laughed so hard in my life.

[Mockery]

I take it you tried out the demo McClain?

[noob3]

What a dork, no wonder he kills people :(

[HickMan]

I heard Gary Coleman is the new Postal guy. I saw some pics in the newest game informer.

[whoreable]

he is in the game. he is not the postal guy. stupid.

[Mockery]

http://www.gopostal.com/postal2/screenshots/snipershot.gif

[HickMan]

Well how the hell should I know that. It looked like he was.

[HickMan]

That's even better. I bet everybody would want to kill a midget black guy! And no I'm not racist.

[Ninjavenom]

Fucking racist, get our of here with your hatred! I-Mockery is no place for racial slurs and ethnic name calling! GET OUT. >:

[McClain]

Yeah Rog. I downloaded the demo. And I swear to god it wasn't even three weeks ago when I was complaining that video games aren't graphic enough. There was so much more I wanted to do than what could be done in GTA, and I didn't care for the gameplay on the first Postal. It was fun, but the Unreal engine has made Postal 2 ten times better.
I laugh my ass off every time I play. My brother had me in tears because he:
1) Pissed on the bartender, causing him to puke.
2) Randomly kicked him in the face and doused him with gasoline
3) Pissed on him again to ensure he was still puking
4) Lit him on fire while he was puking
5) Sliced off his head with the shovel then pissed on his smoldering corpse
6) Kicked his head out in the street
7) Lined up two severed heads and kicked them down the hill at the same time to see if the man or woman head would go the distance.

This game spells out F-U-N!

[Kunio]

Try throwing a doggie treat to the fireplace of the house with the pitbull fun for max hilarity.

[Mockery]

And just think, when they release the multiplayer patch, you'll be able to play Severed Head Soccer

:rock

Say, that's actually not a bad idea for a game! I must get to work on this immediately!

TO THE MOCKCAVE, ROBIN!

[Kunio]

No cheats sections will tell you this, but in order to desactivate slomo mode, just type out slomo 1.
I played Deus Ex before and it's almost the same thing.

[whoreable]

They are doing multiplayer??? that could be so much fucking fun.

[FS]

I remember the multiplayer feature of Blood had a soccer stage, where you could kick around a zombie's head after killing him properly. But the head would splatter apart after a while. :(

I really want to play this game, but I need a serious upgrade to my system first.

[HickMan]

Yeah I would get postal 2 but my computer is really shitty from my brother downloading so much music, movies, games etc.

[Mockery]

Cool little news bit, Postal 2 has been the #1 selling PC game at both Gamestop and Electronics Boutique since it was released. :) Hope you guys are gonna be sending in some good entries soon, we've had a lot of entries already, but nothing has really impressed me so far. Considering these are damned good prizes, I hope to see some strong efforts soon. There's about 20 days left to enter!

[James]

I was going to do two entries, but I won't have time to finish either. :/

[Mockery]

So do somethin else that won't take up as much time. A full 30 days to turn in a decent entry of some sort is enough time for anyone... that's why I always give people so much time.

[KriptiK]

Looks interesting. I'll enter. :) :)

[Mockery]

Cool, just remember you've got 7 days left to enter.

CONTEST ENDS MAY 20TH!!!

[NIGhtMAre]

I like the suicide thing. Its funny as hell.

I killed gary coleman. Im proud :)

[Mockery]

The contest is almost over, you've got a few days left to get your entries turned in! Send 'em in ASAP!

[Cap'n Crunch]

I'm sending mine in as soon as I find my drawing pen to ink it. I don't know if I should kill Ninja Gaiden or kill Powdered Toast Man with the help of Pickleman.

[*DEAD*FeRReT]

Will I be able to submit my entree on my 20th? its 11:35pm where I live and i'm not done yet :( I need sleep, but I also must goto school so i wont get home till after 2:30 pm US eastern time and it my take me an hour or so to finish up will i still be able to enter?

[Mockery]

You have until midnight tonight EST (which would technically be the 21st) to turn in your entries. This is the last day one can enter, so get those entries in PRONTO!

[Evil Robot]

I think I got mine in on time. :(

[Mockery]

I assume so, but I don't know your email address/name so I can't say for sure. No entries so far have been turned in late.

[Evil Robot]

My adress is a bunch of random numbers and letters permenently assigned to me by the telephone company. And my clocksaid 12:02 when I sent it, but it could have been fast. What the fuck am I worried about, pokemon cant win.

[Mockery]

Haha, yeah I got that entry. Did you draw it yourself? The artwork was pretty nice...

[Cap'n Crunch]

I hope I get at least a t-shirt. I worked pretty damn hard on mine. I think I screwed up when I colored it.