I'M NOT LIKE ALL THE OTHER GIRLS!

[!!!!]

:picklehat

[Jixby Phillips]

WAHT A FUCKNIG BITCH!

[Bod]

A boy without a dick is not necessarily a girl

[glowbelly]

why would a little yellow smily face even get into a microwave?

[OwNaG3]

just because you saw yourself in the mirror - ugglllyyy - and your nuts got scared; curled up and are now inverted; does not mean that you are a girl!

[whoreable]

You are very funny! You sure showed her!

[Jixby Phillips]

!!!! IS A BOY I BET BECAUSE GIRLS DON"T GO ON THE INTERNET!!!! :pomp

[waterwitch]

!!!! IS A BOY I BET BECAUSE GIRLS DON"T GO ON THE INTERNET!!!! :pomp

...have you been hiding under a rock for the past 20 years? or is your sarcasm just lacking in something?

[MrAdventure]

no, really, shut up

[waterwitch]

..if you have a problem with me, fuck off...i don't tell you what to do, so mind your fucking manners...

[whoreable]

NO. YOU SHUT UP.

[MrAdventure]

COULD THIS BE OUR NEXT MOST VALUABLE POSTER???

HER ATTITUDE JUST PUTS ME IN MY PLACE *LIKE THAT* YALL

[waterwitch]

i don't want to put you in your place...i just think you're rude...but hey, abuse me all you want...i don't really care....telling me to shut up isn't going to do much...i'm not going to listen to you, and you're going to keep posting them, so it's wasting your time, not mine...

[CaptainBubba]

I like... you alot... waterwitch. I mean...I like you... a fucking lot...like fucking tons...really...fuck...

[waterwitch]

...either a) that was a feeble atempt at sarcasm, or b) you really do like me, in which case you obviously don't know me well enough...if you knew me, you WOULDN'T like me....

[CaptainBubba]

I...Wasn't...joking............I...really...fuckin g...like...you....like...I...fucking...like...you. ..a...fucking...lot.

Cunt.

[waterwitch]

....oooh..i'm a cunt...how original...if you DO like me what exactly is the point of writing it in this board? email, msn, yahoo, pm...? do any of them ring bells for you? or do you just like embarassing yourself...and me?

[Royal Tenenbaum]

SHUT THE FUCK UP! You are a fucking idiot. :)

[waterwitch]

why thankyou...another thoughtless insult...i feel privileged...

[Rongi]

YOU'RE A REAL REBEL :x

[waterwitch]

totally...i'm so rebellious..i'm such a rebel....i rebel all the time...w00t...(yawn)

[Rongi]

U LISTIEN 2 SLIPKNOT :(?

[waterwitch]

they're first CD was okay...after that, it got dull and repetitive...i used to, THREE YEARS AGO, but no....i don't....

[liquidstatik]

You like vagina?

[waterwitch]

...go and get laid...please....it might turn you into a normal human being...although, the keyword in that sentence is MIGHT...

[liquidstatik]

You didnt answer my question :(

[Protoclown]

YOU LIKED SLIPKNOT :lol

[Rongi]

HEY MAN >:. DON'T MAKE FUN OF HER >:.

[waterwitch]

...i'm bi, so yes, i do...question answered...

...i did like slipknot, for one song...is there a problem here?

...why are you sticking up for me? i'm perfectly capable of doing it myself...

[Rongi]

LOL, SORRY :(

[liquidstatik]

Your soo cool waterwitch :) I wish I could be just like you :)

[waterwitch]

then i seriously pity you...i don't like being me, so why the fuck would you want to be me?

[liquidstatik]

So I could touch your vagina :(

[waterwitch]

....okay...do you have a life? have you ever had a girlfriend...? DO YOU EVER GO OUTSIDE???

[Protoclown]

Are you older than 12? Because if you're not, then I will understand.

[waterwitch]

i'm 18...you can count up that far, can't you?

[whoreable]

Jesus christ you dumb bitch. you have made 50 fuckin posts today.
You dont have to reply to every fuckin thing when say nothing worthwhile.

SHUT THE FUCK UP.

[waterwitch]

...i feel better now...i've pissed someone off...my work for the day is done...

[Protoclown]

But you dropped out of school when you were twelve, right?

I'm just looking for SOME kind of justification here. Please help me out.

[Esuohlim]

WaterWitch has attitude *snap snap*. >:

[waterwitch]

no, i finished school last year and i'm actually on my way to university...i'm not stupid, no matter how many times you try and insinuate that i am...

and i don't have attitude...i have an "attitude problem"...there's a difference...

[CaptainBubba]

I MADE A COMIC. CLICK ON THESE WORDS TO SEE THE COMIC (http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=Alexandra&ID=138880)

[waterwitch]

sweet! he gave me tits! and i'm actually flat chested...thanks dude!

[whoreable]

You are good at comics.

and I am sure she will have a brilliant response to them.

uh oh guys she labels herself as the sarcastic girl with an attitude problem. She is so cool. I like how she feels the need to defend herself after every post. It sure proves how tough she is online. look out for this one guys.

[wreckreation]

when i saw that this thread jumped up to 40 replies i just KNEW a new idiot must have come along. CONGRATULATIONS!!!!

[waterwitch]

...you people are highly amusing...i'm home sick..what else am i going to do...you're amusing me for the moment..when i get bored of you idiots, i'll leave...

[wreckreation]

...why dont you leave... now...?

[waterwitch]

...because i'm still awake and my polarmine hasn't kicked in yet...

[Protoclown]

Dammit! Wreck, alas! I didn't have time to warn you about her rapier wit and scathing sarcasm!

Oh, and the aloofness! Oh, gods! The constant reassurance that she is only here so long as we amuse her, because she will only deign to hang around and dally with the common folk until she finds something better to do! Oh! It pierces my heart like a venom-tipped dagger! Oh!

Oh, for want of a piece of tin foil! If only some shiny object would make its way into her field of vision, she might be distracted, and we would be spared this barrage, this very onslaught of the harshest criticism!

[CaptainBubba]

I MADE ANOTHER ONE BUT I'M AFRAID THAT NO AMOUNT OF THESE WILL EVER PENETRATE THE DISGUSTING LAYER OF BABY FAT ON WATERWITCHE'S CHUBBY LITTLE CHEEKS. (http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=Alexandra&ID=138887)

[waterwitch]

...subtle...

and in actual fact, i never came here to abuse you...i was started on first...

[waterwitch]

...there's nothing wrong with my chubby cheeks...you have an issue with my chubby cheeks?!?!

[wreckreation]

lol... lok at me guys... i am so... goth... so hopelessly jaded... :(;)

[Protoclown]

...there's nothing wrong with my chubby cheeks...you have an issue with my chubby cheeks?!?!

FATTY :lol

...the dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them...

I'LL BE PRETTY FUCKING SURPRISED WHEN YOU COME FOR ME ALRIGHT! OMG! IT'S A FATTY AUSTRALIAN-OR-SOME-SHIT PERSON COME TO KILL ME WITH HER "PROBLEM ATTITUDE" AND WICCA PENTACLES 8-)

[wreckreation]

http://au.internations.net/waterwitch/drowning.gif
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
too bad you aren't a character. :(

[liquidstatik]

:lol @ Protoclown

[waterwitch]

i think a crossbow would be better to kill you with rather than an attitude and a pentacle...and i'm not fat...just thought i'd let you know...

and there is no way on gods cute little green earth that i'd be goth....fuck that...

[wreckreation]

you are so fucking goth. lol and FAT.

"Place the candles behind the pentacle and sit down in front of them. Breathe in deeply, bringing energy into yourself. Chant thrice times "1,2,3, change for me. 1,2,3,(present) to (new colour). Then chant "By the power of three, let it be seen" thrice times. Visualise your eyes changing colour and then check a mirror. It doesn't matter if it doesn't work, it will eventually."
i must compliment you on a HILARIOUS website.

[Protoclown]

Clearly. Goths aren't pissy, angsty, or disgruntled enough for your taste, I'm sure.

Nor do they truly understand wicca, I'll wager.

AND WOW! DO YOU REALLY KNOW HOW TO USE A CROSSBOW! THAT IS SO IMPRESSIVE! THAT IS REALLY NEAT, IN A SERIOUS FASHION :)

[waterwitch]

i try, i try....by the way, not my spell...designed by a satanic friend of mine...told her i'd post it...*shrugs* did i force you to look at my website? i think not....if you don't like it, don't look at it...

and i'm not fat....

[wreckreation]

lol@ size 16 WITH FUCKING CURVES and damn proud of it

[waterwitch]

i don't know how to use a crossbow, but i'd bet that it'd be easier to kill you with than my attitude and a pentacle...wouldn't you say?

and i don't give a fuck if goths don't understand wicca...i'm not particularly wiccan, so should it make a difference...?

edit - and yes, i'm not a stick...i do have hips, i don't have perpendicular lines running down sides...so?

[Esuohlim]

I'm sorry, I don't listen to FAT people. :rolleyes

[Rongi]

http://au.internations.net/waterwitch/jess3.jpg

[whoreable]

okay....i'm a witch (wiccan) been practicing for about 10 years now...i'm dating someone (alex...he he..my prince!) for about 13 months now...i'm into heavy metal music, witchcraft, computers and reading...


hm..."i'm not particularly wiccan, so should it make a difference...? "

not what your profile says. But i guess you are just in it for the "alternative people" eh?

[waterwitch]

yet you talk to fat internet nerds on this forum? gee....slightly hypocrtical...

[wreckreation]

that'd be PARALLEL.
give it up fatty. try this.

With this stone, Anger be gone.
Water bind it, No-one find it

[wreckreation]

http://au.internations.net/waterwitch/alex.jpg

oh my god!!! hahaha
is that a blink 182 sweatshirt???

[waterwitch]

how many times do i have to tell you fuckers....you CAN'T link au.internations.net pictures to here...it won't work..YOU can see them but no one else can...and yes, it is...your point being?

[wreckreation]

you can click "show picture".
and your "prince" is wearing a fucking blink 182 sweatshirt.
CRACKERS! YOU TWO SURE ARE A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN!

[waterwitch]

only for you, fuckstain...i keep trying to explain this...it WON'T WORK...just use the fucking URL, dipshit....THEN people can see it...

[Rongi]

I can see it fine :/.

[whoreable]

LOL. a poser punk rocker and a poser gother its like the odd couple all over again!

[waterwitch]

whoever has it in their cache will be able to see it..that means anyone who's been to my website and viewed the pic....does that make sense? or are you all computer illiterate?

[wreckreation]

yeah yeah, you sure do a good job explaining when you first mentioned it one post ago.
"...love him to bits, been going out with him for about 19 months now, and life is peachy...met him online, in a chatroom and originally started off by fighting with him! *laughs*"

haha fat internet lovers.

[Esuohlim]

WATERWITCH IS HITTING IT WHERE IT HURTS. :(

[waterwitch]

neither of us are posers....so you use that term why?

[whoreable]

Maybe she just fights with us cause she wants our nuts. Thats it. she really loves us.

But I have to say no. I am sorry I will not have sex with you.

[Protoclown]

NEVER BEFORE IN THE HISTORY OF I-MOCKERY HAVE I SEEN SO MANY OF US "ON THE ROPES"

THIS WATERWHICH IS DOING A REAL "NUMBER" ON US TONIGHT

[wreckreation]

YEAH YOU GUYS SURE ARE HARDCORE FOR REAL!
BLINK 182 IS REAL PUNK AND YOU REALLY ARE MAGIC!
DONT FUCK WITH CANDLE MAGIC GUYS!!!

[waterwitch]

oh, i am so hurt...i manged to piss you all off in a matter of two hours or so...i'm thinking that you either have no lives or you just felt like aruging for the sake of it....you make up your minds...

[Protoclown]

I'm just absolutely appalled. I have never thought about leaving the boards before but I tell ya after the kind of abuse we have all suffered here tonight at the hands of this "witch" I am seriously considering just going away and NOT coming back :(

[wreckreation]

you haven't pissed of off princess. We LOVE having you around. seriously. you'll think i am being sarcastic, but we are all smiles.
how gracious of you to be so easy a target.

[waterwitch]

please dont' call me princess....you don't love me, and i don't relaly care if i'm an easy target...

[Esuohlim]

Hey Princess, I wanna make babies with you. ;)

But I don't want fat babies. :(

[wreckreation]

seriously kitten, this is a roarin good time for us all. thanks sugar.

[whoreable]

89.00 posts per day

I think we have a new record here guys.

How can she say she doesnt care about us? :tear

I think this witch has a kind and loving side to her as well :tear

[Protoclown]

please dont' call me princess....you don't love me, and i don't relaly care if i'm an easy target...

GUYS, I THINK I HAVE STUMBLED ACROSS A NEW STRATEGY, WHERE IF YOU LOOK AT THIS ABOVE QUOTE VERY CAREFULLY I THINK YOU MIGHT NOTICE, IF YOU ARE VERY PERCEPTABLE ABOUT IT, THAT SHE SEEMS TO HAVE A SECRET WEAKNESS

HERE IS MY PROPOSAL: WE SHOULD ALL START CALLING HER "PRINCESS" AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY, I'M TALKING MORNING DAY AND NIGHT, TROOPERS, THIS NEESD OUR TOTAL, COMPLETE COMMITMENT OR IT WILL NEVER WORK

BUT I THINK IF WE KEEP THE PRESSURE ON PRETTY STRONG EVENTUALLY THE FORTRESS THAT SHE HAS PUT AROUND HERSELF WILL CRACK ;)

[CaptainBubba]

SON OF A BITCH. I CAN'T FIND A GOOD IMAGE HOST FOR HER BEAUTIFUL FATTY PICS.

[waterwitch]

i'm not fat...and i don't want kids...my kids would be scarred for life, poor things...

and i'm not kitten...and i'm not "sugar" or whatever you called me...and it's nice to know i'm making someone's day...

[wreckreation]

puddin pop with kisses on top, you're my number 1 queen.

[Protoclown]

Hey hey, Princess!! ;) SMOOTCHIE SMOOTCHIE POO! :love

(HEY GUYS I THINK IT IS STARTING TO WORK BUT IT IS VERY IMPORTANT TO SHOWER A UNIFIED FRONT OF FALSE LOVE AND AFFECTION, THINK OF IT LIKE THE CARE BEARS)

[CaptainBubba]

http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/pubimage.asp?id_=2278373


http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/pubimage.asp?id_=2278374

http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/pubimage.asp?id_=2278402

http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/pubimage.asp?id_=2278404

[Esuohlim]

HEY PRINCESS, SUGAR, HONEY, BABYDOLL, POODLEKINS, SWEETCHEEKS, HONEYBUNNY, FLUFFY WUFFY, HONEY BUN. ;)

[MrAdventure]

IT'S NOT TOO LATE TO E X P A N D ON YOUR HATE LISTS BABY

[UnDeath]

oh, and princess, what kind of....satanist.... is your friend? That has to be the stupidest spell... ever....

[FS]

Worse. It's a quote from The Craft. :lol

[glowbelly]

nuh errrr! tell me that isn't true! :lol

anywho, where's the princess now? i have a couple of frogs for her to kiss or some shit.

[!!!!]

:picklehat

[kellychaos]

Jeesh! That "princess" thing ... was that all it took? You all are losin' your chops 'round here. I blame you Protoclown. You were holding out. :)

[waterwitch]

i was asleep, morons....you didn't scare me away for fucks sake...i need sleep just like everyone else...you're on the other side of the world to me, remember?

[ziggytrix]

I wanna know why !!!! is not like all the other girls. >:

[executioneer]

I ALREADY KNOW :eek

-willie

[kellychaos]

Fatty's gotta sleep off dem forties ... fo shizzle ... word to Richard Simmons muthafukas! :)

[!!!!]

:picklehat

[Protoclown]

I bet she's the only girl in the WORLD with a pickle hat :eek

[sadie]

i'm placing my bet on her being the only girl jixby's in lurve with. :)

[Alxcipher]

I live near this girl. Who wants an body part?

[Jixby Phillips]

THIS IS BULLSHIT

[Mockery]

JIXBY, YOU'RE NOT LIKE ALL THE OTHER GIRLS. :lol

[Vibecrewangel]

This thread amused me for a whole 15 min!

Thanks, now my day is almost done.

[waterwitch]

I live near this girl. Who wants an body part?
sweet...my body parts for sale...if they're mine, i should get a comission, right? how much you selling them for...?

[Alxcipher]

I'm not sure how much they'd sell for. Depends if we sell based on weight or demand.

[BlueOatmeal]

Well shit if your selling top quality...............well body parts I'll glady buy the vagina! That way I'll have some to play with and something to keep me warm at night.



Because her 'giner is fat! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Rongi]

That was so funny it was worth it to bump a 2 month old thread :|

[!!!!]

:picklehat

[jin]

You would pay money for a hole?

Isnt that like buying air?

[Anonymous]

SEXY AIR

[Esuohlim]

OMG, THEY SHOULD MARKET THAT!

Empty bottles with "SEXY AIR" labels on them. :love

[aeQea]

..

[Esuohlim]

NO. >:

SHUT UP. >:

[aeQea]

..

[CaptainBubba]

Waterwitch e-mailed the image host i was using and told them her pics were copyright and they sent me a warning and removed them.

I miss her so fucking much. :tear :( :(

[aeQea]

..

[Esuohlim]

tell them to shut thier face becausse we do what we want when we want. we run crazy game.

two.

[aeQea]

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[Rongi]

save it

[aeQea]

..

[Rongi]

Your avatar is so gay, but it fits you.

[aeQea]

..

[Rongi]

Dumb cunt, thy name is aeQea

[Esuohlim]

go drink bleach

You must be running out of "snappy comebacks" and "witty retorts". Maybe you should leave forever or until you can think of another one. Whichever comes first (LOL). >:

[aeQea]

..

[Rongi]

You need death

[Esuohlim]

This thread is more than two months old and it seems it has just started...again. :(

[aeQea]

..

[Esuohlim]

you didnt even use big words so you automaticaly lose -8 points.

Losing -8 points is the same as winning 8 points. OK? :rolleyes

[aeQea]

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[Esuohlim]

OH THAT'S RIGHT JUST SKIP MY PREVIOUS POST AS IF I NEVER SAID IT. THAT'LL MAKE THE AWKWARDNESS GO AWAY, WON'T IT?

[aeQea]

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