NINTENDO: THE GOOD, THE BAD, & THE UGLY. *UPDATED*

[Mockery]

I've just added 15 new pages to my big "Nintendo: The Good, The Bad, & The Ugly" list. Big thanks to those of you who emailed in your suggestions and/or pics for things that should be included in the list. Hope you all have fun reading the latest batch!

NINTENDO: THE GOOD, THE BAD, & THE UGLY.:
http://www.I-Mockery.com/minimocks/NES

Enjoy!

-RoG-

[Captain Robo]

COOL :D

[feelevil]

:lol bitch i nearly pissed myself!!!!!! :rock

where can i get some of that cologne?? LADIES u know what im talking about :love

and goddamn:

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/NES/nintendo-funclub4.jpg

:love :love :love

[FS]

"Only you know why you're having a powerful day when you're wearing these."

That sounds disturbingly suggestive, somehow. And on the underwear picture, Mario appears to be smacking pretty much the spot where your package would be. :(

[CastroMotorOil]

I want to be in the Fun Club :(
howard phillips is my new hero :love

[Cap'n Crunch]

I have this game called Ultimate Stuntman for NES. It isn't licensed by Nintendo at all. It's like a cheesy 007, but it is fun.

[NES Boy]

"You know, I bet he smells damned good. So damned good that I wish I could smell just like him. Say, wait a second. Super Mario... smelling good... HOLY SHIT I'VE GOT IT! I SHALL MAKE SUPER MARIO COLOGNE!"

Hah! I love that line!

EDIT: I had pointed out the error of the "Crotch-Blaster Action" picture of the American Mega Man 3 box art calling it Mega Man 2. I thought he's gonna replace the box art with the real Mega Man 2, though, but at least the error was fixed.

Anyway, what is your favorite part of this article, new or old?
The Nintendo Entertainment System - Deluxe Set
The Super Mario Bros. Talking Alarm Clock
NES Cartridge Dust Covers
The Zelda Game Watch
The UForce Controller
Nintendo Power Magazine
The Konami LaserScope
The Wizard
The Power Pad
The NES Advantage
Super Mario Bros. Bubble Baths & Shampoo
The Game Genie
Rubbing Alcohol and Q-Tips
Standard NES Controllers
Link and Mario Masks
The Nintendo Zapper Gun
The Super Mario Bros. Super Show
Nintendo Trophy Figures
R.O.B. - Robotic Operating Buddy
The Nintendo Turbo Blaster
Super Mario Bros. Sheets & Pillowcase
The Roll & Rocker Controller
The Nintendo Cereal System
The Aladdin Deck Enhancer
The Power Glove
Captain N
http://www.dkvine.com/games/ssbm/characters/game&watch.gifThe Electronic Game & Watch Series
Super Mario Bros. Pinball
The Official Nintendo Player's Guide
Super Mario Lemonado
The Playchoice-10
The NES MAX Controller
NES Game Title Changes In Europe
Chiller (and other unlicensed games)
Nintendo Adventure Books
Double Dragon - The Board Game
Nintendo Underwear and Suspenders
Nintendo Video Game Stick-Ons
Super Mario Colonia
Nintendo Game Packs & Tattoos
The NES Satellite & Four Score
The Zelda "Tips & Tactics" Guide
Super Mario Bros. SuperMix
The Nintendo Fun Club
SuperSonic - The Joystick
If you didn't tell, I put in the picture of Mr. Game & Watch because personally, I think the Game & Watch games are cool.

[Matt Harty]

Mr. Game & Watch because personally, I think the Game & Watch games are cool.