I'm glad Canada has its own breed of idiot

[VinceZeb]

source: http://www.canada.com/national/story.asp?id=F7FEBE00-C9B4-41BF-A293-0DC6DE9A9CB1

Quebec man suing Loto-Quebec for not winning


NTR


Friday, April 18, 2003

SHERBROOKE, Que. (CP) -- A Quebec man is suing Loto-Quebec, saying it fooled him and that the provincial lottery only sells losing tickets.

The man, who is on welfare, spent $840 last March on a variety of tickets that didn't win. He is now suing Loto-Quebec for $879.58.

He wants his money back and he wants Loto-Quebec to pick up expenses of $5.75 for a registered letter he sent them. He also wants $28.85 and $7 for gas and parking for the cost of a trip he made to their Montreal offices.

[Vibecrewangel]

No worse then any of the frivolous lawsuits in the US.

Tabacco made me sick
McDonalds made me fat
Epehdra gave me a heart condition

[Zebra 3]

VinceZeb, you claimed to be a devout Catholic, yet time and time again you keep posting/replying in such a way to ridicule or object not of poverty, but rather the poor themselves.

[VinceZeb]

I ridicule stupid people. Good enough reason for me.

[Protoclown]

Yes, Vince, that's great. He's stupid, congratulations. That puts him in the same fucking boat as all of the idiots in the US who would sue for similar bullshit reasons, as Vibe pointed out.

Not exactly "Canada's own" breed here.

[KevinTheOmnivore]

I'm glad Canada has its own breed of idiot

Maybe we can trade.

[AChimp]

Don't forget these famous multi-million dollar lawsuits from the U.S.:

"Your hot coffee burned my crotch!" and the ever popular, "This energy bar had 1 gram of fat more than advertised!"

Order now, and you'll receive a bonus copy of "You can't shoot me; I'm black!"

[waterwitch]

...canada may have stupid people...but americans have the true dickheads...does anyone truly give a shit? i mean, the way you people see MY country is by looking at some fuckwit with a fake australia accent saying "crickey" and "climey" and catching crocodiles...

...so who's the stupid one now?

[The_Rorschach]

You are, certainly. So are you going to give us an update waterwitch?

You get reimbursed for your lottery ticket expenses?

[waterwitch]

...*laughs so hard she falls off her chair* oh absolutely...every lottery ticket that i buy and don't win on, i go and sue for...

for fucks sake....the guy was on welfare...why wouldn't he spend the money on FOOD instead of wasting it all on lottery tickets...wouldn't that have made sense?

and americans aren't any better..some fo the fucked up law suits i've heard of...almost as bad as some of ours, but i'm thinking thats your influence on our country...

[Zebra 3]

for fucks sake....the guy was on welfare...why wouldn't he spend the money on FOOD instead of wasting it all on lottery tickets...wouldn't that have made sense?
:/ - Maybe he's mentally ill.

[waterwitch]

...you would have to have had a lobotomy, and have half of your brain removed, to be that stupid...$840 on lottery tickets....? fuck that....

[mburbank]

I think it was during the Sermon on the Mount that Jesus said:

"Blessed are those that ridicule stupid people, for they shall be called manly in the yes of God and will get Hot Ethnic Lap Danses in the sleazy strip joint of the Lord, bar none."

[waterwitch]

...gee, how insightful...

[AChimp]

Just like all your posts. :rolleyes

In case you haven't realized it by now, this was a publicity stunt. This guy hopes that his ridiculous lawsuit will get him some attention and make people feel sorry for him and send him money.

[waterwitch]

...maybe someone will do the guy a favour and send him a bomb or some anthrax isntead...

[glowbelly]

maybe people will do us a favor and send it to you instead!! :lol

hahahahahaahaha!!!! i'm meaner than you!! >:

[waterwitch]

...and i'm supposed to be upset...?

[glowbelly]

no. i would imagine that you would remain blissfully apathetic and completely bored as usual.

[waterwitch]

don't forget to add sleepy to that list, but apart from that, you got it pretty much down pat...good work...

[Zebra 3]

In case you haven't realized it by now, this was a publicity stunt. This guy hopes that his ridiculous lawsuit will get him some attention and make people feel sorry for him and send him money.
:/ - You're reeeeeaching, Chimp.

[Protoclown]

You know guys, I could just start deleting some of waterwitch's posts and unclutter these threads a bit.

[FS]

I don't think her attention span will allow her to stay for much longer.

[Daphne]

Don't be mean to waterwitch, she's married to a Frankenstein 8-)

There are a ton of stupid Canadians:
http://www.canadiansforbush.org/


FYI, the people who write for that site are also homophobes and anti-Semitic.

[ziggytrix]

and they wear white shoes before labor day! 8-)

[Zebra 3]

:) - Found more of them on the corner of Idiot St. and Bigot Ave. www.CanadianAlliance.ca (http://www.canadianalliance.ca)

[waterwitch]

not married to anyone, dearie...

[glowbelly]

well golly gee! why doesn't that surprise me?!

[kellychaos]

not married to anyone, dearie...

But there's so much MORE of you to love, poopydoopyhead. :meat :moon :)

[Daphne]

omg, she's living in sin with the Frankenstein 8-)
it's ok, I'm not here to judge :(

And BTW, can you cast a 'joke getting' spell?

[kellychaos]

And BTW, can you cast a 'joke getting' spell?

Whoah! I don't think she can handle that until her senior Wiccan semester. :)

[FS]

http://www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~loxias/harry-potter.jpg
"By the power of three, hocus pocus... ah, fuck it."

[waterwitch]

ha! amusing! you're making me laugh.....so hard...

...married, no...engaged, yes...and frankenstein doesn't even enter into any of this....where the fuck did you pull that one from?

[FS]

Remember, that joke-getting spell requires both eyes of newt.

You android.

[kellychaos]

It's so hard to find good newt nowadays ... and mastering that nose krinkle thing ain't no picnic either. :/ :)

[Daphne]

Now hear this: She's cheating on Frankenstein with a g-g-GHOST 8-)