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noob3
Apr 23rd, 2003, 06:46 AM
i'm 5'9 and i weigh 184
excersize sucks
glowbelly
Apr 23rd, 2003, 11:04 AM
i ran a mile and a half yesterday. i have decided to try to start running instead of smoking.
Protoclown
Apr 23rd, 2003, 12:16 PM
running is a great way to mingle at parties :)
Esuohlim
Apr 23rd, 2003, 01:05 PM
I lost 15 pounds in one week by catching the stomach flu and throwing up a lot. :(
So catch the stomach flu, undergo one week of torture and puking, and then you won't be fat anymore.
Cap'n Crunch
Apr 23rd, 2003, 01:08 PM
The fat girls gag themselves. Maybe you should try that. :/
ItalianStereotype
Apr 23rd, 2003, 01:32 PM
The stupid people shoot themselves. Maybe you should try that.
kellychaos
Apr 23rd, 2003, 01:35 PM
The stupid people shoot themselves. Maybe you should try that.
There's only about 5 liters of blood in the human body ... about 8 plus pounds or so. What about your head? Can you chop off your head? Your not really using that. :)
Cap'n Crunch
Apr 23rd, 2003, 01:41 PM
The stupid people shoot themselves. Maybe you should try that.
:suicide There is an emoticon for everything.
Esuohlim
Apr 23rd, 2003, 02:35 PM
IS THERE AN EMOTICON FOR SHUTTING UP? >:
Johannas
Apr 23rd, 2003, 03:04 PM
:fu
Matt Harty
Apr 23rd, 2003, 03:38 PM
IS THERE AN EMOTICON FOR SHUTTING UP? >:
:|
Zosimus
Apr 23rd, 2003, 04:25 PM
i'm 5'9 and i weigh 184
excersize sucks
Dude.... pull yourself together! What is up with you? "too hairy", "too fat".... Fuck all that! Are you being hassled for your looks or are you just ragging on yourself?
Either, love yourself for what you are OR just plain and simple, CHANGE what you don't like!
Matt Harty
Apr 23rd, 2003, 05:17 PM
Soon enough everyone will be overweight and you'll be considered thin. ;)
The Retro Kat
Apr 23rd, 2003, 05:52 PM
Cut about a half inch into you stomach fat than syphon it out. I lost 12 pounds and my gallbladder doing that.
...of course the fun alternative is jerking. :wank
sadie
Apr 23rd, 2003, 07:20 PM
dear noob,
i like you just the way you are. :)
love, sadie
Les Waste
Apr 23rd, 2003, 07:24 PM
That's not fat. >:
What you should worry about is being short, Elfy McElfenstein >:
noob3
Apr 24th, 2003, 06:26 AM
i ran a mile and a half yesterday. i have decided to try to start running instead of smoking.
I just got back from walking/sprinting a mile 2/10ths. I jogged a mile 2/10ths on monday. 1 2/10ths is a wierd number but that is how big my neighborhood around is. I go out at 4:45 AM, because I feel like a dork if anyone sees me running. It's scary, I kept hearing alien like "three-dowup-bleeperdow" behind me. I got so creeped out I started jogging backwards, and I heard it in the other direction, behind me still. Then I heard a loud "PLOP!" and I jumped in terror, but it was just the paper guy throwing papers from his car. He looked crazy and had a blue hat.
Wiffles
Apr 24th, 2003, 06:34 AM
Don't worry, its not the fatness outside that counts. Its whats whithin you that counts and makes you special ^_^
Brandon
Apr 24th, 2003, 08:35 AM
You know what works really well?
Braces and jaw surgery. You can't eat much when your mouth is in searing pain, right?
So just get someone to crack you in the face with a Louisville slugger and enjoy the ride to the emergency room.
Hugs and kisses.
noob3
Apr 24th, 2003, 08:56 AM
I have braces :/
Atheist Martyr
Apr 24th, 2003, 09:16 AM
You know what works really well?
Braces and jaw surgery. You can't eat much when your mouth is in searing pain, right?
So just get someone to crack you in the face with a Louisville slugger and enjoy the ride to the emergency room.
Hugs and kisses.
Yeah, no doubt. Here's what you do. You don't brush your teeth until your wisdom teeth start coming in, then you go to the dentist and have your 7-10 cavities filled while your wisdom teeth are hurting like a motherfucker. You won't want to eat very much for a while :P+
glowbelly
Apr 24th, 2003, 09:17 AM
i hate running in front of people too! i went out around the block last saturday and i was running by the driveway to the cvs, some kid leaned out of his parent's car window and yelled "JOGGERS SUCK!!"
:(
i was all sad because it was my first time running in about 10 years. he could have been a little more supportive. :(
noob3
Apr 24th, 2003, 09:38 AM
Maybe he just thought you were a pretty lady and was too imamture to express his true feelings towards the subject :(
glowbelly
Apr 24th, 2003, 09:40 AM
you're the best faux son a wanna be mom could ever ask for :)
Matt Harty
Apr 24th, 2003, 10:49 AM
I do sprinting events in Track and Field.
I'm 5'9 and weigh 155
GothNAPrepsBody
Apr 24th, 2003, 11:57 AM
Im jealus I am 15, 5-9 and I only weigh 115 wheres the freaking weight. :(
Matt Harty
Apr 24th, 2003, 03:45 PM
That doesn't seem healthy. Might be alot different for girls though. :/
Les Waste
Apr 24th, 2003, 06:05 PM
If GothNAPrepsBody is considered unhealthy, then I guess I'm way too healthy :(
I really gotta start exercising again. I used to weight lift a lot, but I just stopped cause I'm too fucking lazy. I gotta get back into that. :(
whoreable
Apr 24th, 2003, 06:10 PM
my secret to not being overweight is being too lazy to eat.
Ninjavenom
Apr 24th, 2003, 07:44 PM
Noob, send a picture to Miguel for his site before you become a non-fatty, so you can be inter-famous.
jin
Apr 24th, 2003, 08:06 PM
My secret is not having enough money to eat. Ive worked it out and my current budget stands at $1.22 spending money per day.
That is one 99c Taco and the rest in candy.
JIN* is broker than a taiwanese AM radio.
AHEhaEHhaEhHAehaHEhaeh
noob3
Apr 25th, 2003, 07:09 AM
Who is Miugel?
I've ran 3 days in a row now, and avoided haaaambuuurgers/fries. My face already looks thinner :d And I need to cut soda too, I know. BUT IT IS MY ONLY FRIEND, SWEET, COLD, CARBONATED CAFFIENE >: *SHAKES*
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