Clerks Action Figures

[McClain]

The new figures have NO ARTICULATION... What the fuck? If it can't move, isn't it considered a decoration?

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[glowbelly]

well, they definitely shouldn't be called ACTION figures if all they do is stand there.

[Protoclown]

That's why they're called INaction figures. It even says it on the package!

[Evil Robot]

Mattel introduces its new line of BB gun targets.

[Cap'n Crunch]

Well, at least the Jay and Silent Bob movie action figures move. :/

[pjalne]

Falling apart doesn't count as 'moving'

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I think they are collectible figures.

[pjalne]

Please tell me you didn't just resurrect a more than three months old thread to say that.

[Cap'n Crunch]

Yeah, he did. :(