I got a problem [Archive] - I-Mockery Forum

Captain Robo

Apr 28th, 2003, 08:37 PM

Sorry for posting this here, but I'm having a major problem.

My computer won't load.

I found a help thing off the internet, but it requires me to go into MS DOS, which I don't know how to do from the startup sequence.

Right in the middle of loading Windows, my computer suddenly putzes and displays the message

"The following file is missing or corrupt, please install a copy of the file <windows 2000 root>\system32\ntoskrnl.exe"

I'd greatly appreciate some help as soon as possible.

ItalianStereotype

Apr 28th, 2003, 08:38 PM

if you think anyone here wants to help you with your computer problems...

more problems for you=less time you spend on i-mockery

Captain Robo

Apr 28th, 2003, 08:40 PM

Shut up.

Grazzt

Apr 28th, 2003, 08:42 PM

Open up the case and remove that big green card. You don't need that.

Evil Robot

Apr 28th, 2003, 08:43 PM

Your fucked. Just throw out your computer and dont buy a new one couse the same thing will happen. Just stay the fuck away from any computer or similar electronics cause its all your fault you little scumbag.

Captain Robo

Apr 28th, 2003, 08:44 PM

I'm not asking you for help, douchebag.

ItalianStereotype

Apr 28th, 2003, 08:46 PM

uh oh, robo's pulling out the big guns now.

Captain Robo

Apr 28th, 2003, 08:51 PM

If you're not going to help, get out of the thread.

Grazzt

Apr 28th, 2003, 08:56 PM

Damn it you gaylord, read a manual or go to a computer store. Why the fuck are you asking us?

davinxtk

Apr 28th, 2003, 08:57 PM

OOH! MR. STAY-ON-TOPIC MAN!

I think we should start talking about cheese or monkeys or something else way more important than Robo's computer, just because he had the audacity to ask people to stay on topic. If only he could, just once.

That, or he could just find a copy of that file like a smart person would, and this thread could just float to the back of the list.

ItalianStereotype

Apr 28th, 2003, 08:58 PM

you don't get it. nobody is going to help you, at least not anybody with a shred of dignity. someone like crunch on the other hand...

soundtest

Apr 28th, 2003, 09:03 PM

I think if you hit F8 it during boot up you'll be able to get to command prompt. From there you can copy the file.

Captain Robo

Apr 28th, 2003, 09:04 PM

I'm glad there's assholes like you for me to laugh at.

Grazzt

Apr 28th, 2003, 09:05 PM

You are one of the saddest losers I've had the displeasure to meet. I bet you collect Beyblades.

The Retro Kat

Apr 28th, 2003, 09:18 PM

:lol I thought his problem was no one liked him. I guess that's not as major as him nerdy computer needs. Robo, are you sure the problem is no one likes you?

Captain Robo

Apr 28th, 2003, 10:34 PM

I'm pretty sure I could beat the shit out of both of you in real life :lol

whoreable

Apr 28th, 2003, 10:42 PM

did u try sound tests advice

noob3

Apr 28th, 2003, 10:47 PM

I'm pretty sure I could beat the shit out of both of you in real life :lol

I hope Robo isn't being serious, dude. That'd be just sad. I've seen his picture, and he looks like the kid who would just cower his head down and do the "Blind windmill" as the back of his skull is pounded with potshots. But that's giving him the benefit of the doubt.

Jebus

Apr 28th, 2003, 11:48 PM

To get a DOS prompt you need to have a boot disk. You can make one with any computer that has windows 98.

Grazzt

Apr 29th, 2003, 12:42 AM

I don't fight.

Zomboid

Apr 29th, 2003, 01:39 AM

I'm pretty sure I could beat the shit out of both of you in real life :lol

Robo, if you're gonna be saying lame shit like that as often as you do (which is one of the dumbest things you can ever do online), you're gonna need to find a board where people haven't seen your fucking ugly pic.

But seriously, stop making an ass of yourself with shit like this. If you EVER wanted to stop being ridiculed on here you've just set yourself even further back.

ziggytrix

Apr 29th, 2003, 06:16 AM

:lol

The Unseen

Apr 29th, 2003, 07:24 AM

If your internet doesnt work. how are you posting now?

the next reply will be "u fucking retard LOL i sed i was having problems not it doesnt work, dick face LOL" :(

Grazzt

Apr 29th, 2003, 07:27 AM

He's probably sneaking onto his Daddy's computer.

DonkeyMolester

Apr 29th, 2003, 07:49 AM

Need a silly bootdisk? check out this (http://www.bootdisk.com)

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happy. happy. happy.
joy. joy. joy.
yay. yay. yay.

what a shitty day.

Captain Robo

Apr 29th, 2003, 08:09 AM

Welcome to I-Mockery :D

Captain Robo

Apr 29th, 2003, 09:54 AM

OKAY I'M SORRY, THE REAL PROBLEM IS THAT NOBODY LIKES ME :tear :tear

PLEASE RECTIFY THE PROBLEM BY LIKING ME FROM NOW ON :( :(

The Unseen

Apr 29th, 2003, 10:30 AM

Sorry, no can do :(. I dont have the patience for it :)

Captain Robo

Apr 29th, 2003, 10:51 AM

THAT'S IT, I'M NEVER POSTING HERE AGAIN :tear

Grazzt

Apr 29th, 2003, 04:26 PM

Thank every god to ever exist.

The Retro Kat

Apr 29th, 2003, 04:56 PM

He thinks he can be me up :lol.

I hope I do fight him one day, it would be funny.

Captain Robo

Apr 29th, 2003, 05:19 PM

I think Jixby's idea would be a great success.

Fags.

The Retro Kat

Apr 29th, 2003, 05:24 PM

He called us fags. He's cranking out the big guns now.

whoreable

Apr 29th, 2003, 05:26 PM

I just dont know what to think of Captian Robo anymore. :/

Grazzt

Apr 29th, 2003, 05:39 PM

Running free...running free...running faggot. Running faggot running free; see the faggot, see the running faggot, running faggot running free.

whoreable

Apr 29th, 2003, 05:44 PM

LOL

Captain Robo

Apr 29th, 2003, 11:31 PM

I'm being insulted by someone over the internet! It just doesn't get much worse than that!