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punkgrrrlie10
Apr 30th, 2003, 05:05 PM
:rolleyes
wreckreation
Apr 30th, 2003, 06:09 PM
is your cunt bleeding?
Helm
Apr 30th, 2003, 06:49 PM
More importantly, is it your own blood?
punkgrrrlie10
Apr 30th, 2003, 06:54 PM
no bleeding. I like how that's the first thing a man would go to as the excuse for why I'm annoyed at a man.

Perhaps it's just that men suck...alot, and there are no overactive hormones involved whatsoever on my part.
Jixby Phillips
Apr 30th, 2003, 07:41 PM
Women are the dumb ones. How can we be expected to trust something that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die :lol
Jixby Phillips
Apr 30th, 2003, 07:43 PM
JOKE: Why do women hate being stabbed? Because they don't want to get killed :lol :lol
executioneer
Apr 30th, 2003, 10:22 PM
:rolleyes

-willie
glowbelly
May 1st, 2003, 01:54 AM
JOKE: why do men act like babies when they are sick?

BECAUSE THEY ARE BABIES WHEN THEY ARE SICK. REALLY. THEY ARE. THEY TURN INTO INFANTS. BABIES. ALL OF 'EM.

:lol
Krythor
May 1st, 2003, 03:10 AM
JOKE: WHY DID THE WOMAN CROSS THE ROAD????

BECAUSE SHE HAD TO BUY A TOILET BRUSH :lol :lol :lol
UnDeath
May 1st, 2003, 04:14 AM
WOMEN DRIVERS :(
FS
May 1st, 2003, 06:04 AM
Men are scum, baby ;)
Esuohlim
May 1st, 2003, 07:44 AM
LOL WHY WAS IT ILLEGAL FOR HELEN KELLER TO DRIVE?

SHE WAS A WOMAN :lol
glowbelly
May 1st, 2003, 09:44 AM
damn men and their penises (except for fatsatans) ;)
kellychaos
May 1st, 2003, 10:26 AM
You can damn ME but you just leave my penis out of this. >:
Mockery
May 1st, 2003, 01:18 PM
damn men and their penises (except for fatsatans) ;)

You'd take that back if you knew FatSatan like I do.

:herpes
wreckreation
May 1st, 2003, 02:29 PM
You'd take that back if you knew FatSatan like I do.

:crabs
kellychaos
May 2nd, 2003, 10:50 AM
damn men and their penises (except for fatsatans) ;)

You'd take that back if you knew FatSatan like I do.

:shrinkage
Protoclown
May 2nd, 2003, 01:20 PM
damn men and their penises (except for fatsatans) ;)

You'd ALL take that back if you knew FatSatan like I do.

:mangina
Zosimus
May 2nd, 2003, 02:04 PM
:rolleyes

let me guess... he lied to you?
CyborgDuckPenis
May 2nd, 2003, 02:35 PM
:rolleyes
punkgrrrlie10
May 2nd, 2003, 02:42 PM
let me guess... he lied to you?




I was thinking men in general, not a specific 'he'. Mine's included but several others were thought of in the process of introducing this thread. The guy at school who keeps asking me if I'm single yet. The guy at the gas station who stares at my ass while I'm washing my windows. my friend's b/f who is whining about...well everything it seems...Men. >:
Zosimus
May 2nd, 2003, 03:04 PM
Hormons do the wierdest shit to anyones head, not just guys! Plus, if you are cute, the line to your door will grow longer as you go along so, get used to it/deal with it!

Now,
If you have a nice ass... well, what the hell do you expect?! you have a nice ass damn it, it attracts attention! :)
FS
May 2nd, 2003, 03:30 PM
Dammit, I couldn't have had sex with ALL of you! >:

...could I?
Mockery
May 2nd, 2003, 10:07 PM
You'd take that back if you knew you like we do.

:whateverthefuckthisis (http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99993694)
executioneer
May 2nd, 2003, 10:54 PM
JOKE: why do men act like babies when they are sick?

BECAUSE THEY ARE BABIES WHEN THEY ARE SICK. REALLY. THEY ARE. THEY TURN INTO INFANTS. BABIES. ALL OF 'EM.

I don't >:

-willie