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executioneer
May 5th, 2003, 10:10 PM
YOU HAVE TO TALK TO GIRLS BEFORE THEY CAN BE YOUR GIRLFRIND :eek
Protoclown
May 5th, 2003, 10:23 PM
FUCK :(
executioneer
May 6th, 2003, 12:38 AM
Just practice by talkign to yourself a lot, that's what I'm gonna do :eek

-willie
AChimp
May 6th, 2003, 12:46 AM
This is the best thread ever. :lol
Les Waste
May 6th, 2003, 01:19 AM
WILLIE YOUR THEORY IS RADICAL AND TOO EXTREME, YOU HAVE THOUGHT TOO FAR OUTSIDE THE BOX >:

I WILL KEEP APPLYING MY PREVIOUS METHOD OF TRYING TO GET GIRLS TO BE MY GIRLFRIEND BY NOT TALKING TO THEM AT ALL EVER AND FANTASIZING ABOUT THEM, THAT IS THE TIME TESTED METHOD.
BlueOatmeal
May 6th, 2003, 04:10 AM
Is talking a new slang term for walking up behand them, putting your penis in thier hair and then saying how much you like it when grandma comes over for foot rubs?


Because if it does I have me ALOT of fine honeys!! :party
sadie
May 6th, 2003, 10:43 AM
and every one of those honeys is even more stupid than you. that's sad.
kellychaos
May 6th, 2003, 10:58 AM
I keep a pocket full of Werther's and invite them to pony rides. :)
sadie
May 6th, 2003, 11:08 AM
that's one shriveled-up pony you've got there, gramps.
kellychaos
May 6th, 2003, 11:13 AM
It's cold out. :(
Esuohlim
May 6th, 2003, 11:18 AM
If we really do have to talk to them, what are the appropriate topics? :(
kellychaos
May 6th, 2003, 11:21 AM
Pony rides, Britney Spears, ice cream, unicorns ...
Esuohlim
May 6th, 2003, 11:31 AM
Then they can fucking forget it. >:
sadie
May 6th, 2003, 11:37 AM
JUST BE YOURSELF. how hard is it? scared?
kellychaos
May 6th, 2003, 11:48 AM
Say!:snap ... that's just crazy enough to work.
Pub Lover
May 6th, 2003, 11:53 AM
Being myself & talking to girls at the same time... :confused

No, that is too, damn, ludicrous. >:
Protoclown
May 6th, 2003, 12:04 PM
WILLIE, THIS IS AN URGENT TEXT MESSAGE FOR YOU!!

I DO NOT KNOW WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT THIS NEW PLAN, BUT YOU HAVE BEEN DECEVIED MY FRIEND! IT IS ILL-ADVISED TO ACTUALLY GO UP AND TALK TO GIRLS!!

I WARN YOU, MY MAN, IF YOU DO THIS THING: THE GIRLS MAY IN FACT FIND OUT THAT YOU ARE A NERD (IF YOU ARE A NERD, WE ARE BEING HYPOTHETICAL HERE ;) ) OR THAT YOU ARE IN FACT BORING AND UNINTERESTING ALTOGETHER (ONCE AGAIN HYPOTHETICAL). IF THIS HAPPENS, THESE GIRLS WILL CONTACT ALL THE OTHER GRILS ON THE SECRAT FEMALE NETWORK AND THEN IT IS "CURTAINS" FOR YOU MY FRIEND!

TAKE IT FROM SOMEONE WHO KNOWS, BUDDY. YOU ARE BETTER OFF ADMIRING THEM FROM AFAR.

:tear :tear :tear :tear :tear :tear :tear :tear :tear :tear :tear :tear
kellychaos
May 6th, 2003, 12:25 PM
IF THIS HAPPENS, THESE GIRLS WILL CONTACT ALL THE OTHER GRILS ON THE SECRAT FEMALE NETWORK AND THEN IT IS "CURTAINS" FOR YOU MY FRIEND!

:tear :tear :tear :tear :tear :tear :tear :tear :tear :tear :tear :tear

CONSPIRACY!! I knew it. http://www.971fm.net/bbs/html/emoticons/doh.gif Have you uncovered some of the other big secrets like ... Where did all the girls go to in the sixth grade when all the boys were sent to the gynasium to watch "E.T."?
Jeanette X
May 6th, 2003, 01:26 PM
Try the middle road: Going to match.com and talking to them over the internet. Thats how I met my bf. :)
sadie
May 6th, 2003, 03:24 PM
proto, you'd talk to me irl.
sadie
May 6th, 2003, 03:25 PM
and willie, you'd talk to me irl, too.

sillies. :P
Protoclown
May 6th, 2003, 05:45 PM
Yeah, I'd talk to you IRL, Sadie. But you're not as scary because I kind of feel like I know you a little bit now.

I'm always a bit unsure about that whole "be yourself" thing because my "yourself" is so uninteresting and boring because my interests involve things like D&D and comic books and Farscape and geek stuff like that, which is pretty much CHICK BANE. But I'm such an honest and open person that I can't NOT be myself. So I always either clam up and just don't say anything for fear of scaring people away or I don't even approach people in the first place.
GnrySgtHartman
May 6th, 2003, 05:49 PM
Actually, willies statement was fucking genius because it involves logging off a message board for atleast one day.
punkgrrrlie10
May 6th, 2003, 06:34 PM
YOU ARE HOLDING UP THE KITTY!!!!

There is no secret girl network!!! :conspiracy But I will tell you this' you can't really talk to girls. You have to club them over the head while they aren't looking, drag them home like the mongos that you are and brainwash them til they like you in which she is allowed to merge back into the world on your arm. :)
Esuohlim
May 6th, 2003, 07:52 PM
I'm going to claim the 2000th post of the Loveline forum.

And I'm also going to say that girls are mean, manipulative people who you talk to and are nice to you and then they make fun of you with their stupid girlfriends every afternoon without you knowing until you finally find out weeks later, and then they make fun of you to your face every chance they get when they see you. >:

At least that's how it was in 5th grade. :/
punkgrrrlie10
May 6th, 2003, 08:01 PM
So did the boys. :tear
executioneer
May 6th, 2003, 08:03 PM
this thread is silly :lol

-willie
sadie
May 13th, 2003, 03:16 AM
of course it is. look who started it. :P