Hookah Party

[Sethomas]

So, I've got a hookah from eBay coming my way in the mail. I just need to get hoses and shisha and booze and charcoals and friends. So, I made a goal of sorts. Next week I'm hoping to start summer classes at IU Bloomington, likely Fencing and Latin. With fencing my plans are to be skilled enough with an epée that I can fold the intestines of my enemies like oragami, and I also wish to become physically fit so that the females will want to shower me with champaigne and their tongues. I figure that I'm good enough at run-on sentences, I should be able to achieve this. Third point of interest is that the hot tub chez moi is now functional.

The power of these three facts combined is that I wish to have a Hookah Bathtub Party when I'm done with my summer classes, likely around the third weekend of June. I will have things for everyone! Smoking for the smokers! Tubbing for the tubbers! Pizza for the hungry! Bachlawa for all! Reindeer for the Lapps!

So, mark your calendars for sometime in June, because attendence is required of those of you who don't suck.

[sadie]

one side will make you grow taller, and the other side will make you grow shorter. http://sadie.dgostation.com/emoticons/bongroll.gif

[Protoclown]

You got any room for a total square who doesn't drink or smoke and is pretty shy and uneasy around new people at your party?

[Jeanette X]

Thanks Proto, but I wasn't planning on attending. ;)

[noob3]

is this a legal hookah party? or the illeagal sorts? :o

[Sethomas]

I live so far from civilization that my the walk to my mailbox is five minutes on a private gravel driveway. Anything silent enough to not be heard two miles away is legal.

Warrior Princess doesn't want to come to my party. :(
I will have cake and balloons for the teetotalers.

[Jeanette X]

Warrior Princess doesn't want to come to my party. :( I will have cake and balloons for the teetotalers.

Aww, don't take offense. I can't attend because I have to slay the monsters that have kidnapped Gabrielle, my sidekick and significant other.

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[The Retro Kat]

Hookahs suck. It would have to be a damn damn huge one for it to work. Bongs are the song.

[Les Waste]

I would fucking love to go to an illegal hookah party :(

How much did you pay for it? Those things are fucking expensive, but I imagine you can get a good deal from eBay.

I would come, especially since I'm only about five hours away, but I'll be working at a bowling alley non-stop all summer to pay for the fact that having hookah parties can fuck with your student loans :(

[Anonymous]

If you want me to come, email me details ;)

popntemp@yahoo.com

[noob3]

me too :(

noobe_himself@hotmail.com

[Jeanette X]

me too

noobe_himself@hotmail.com

If you want me to come, email me details

popntemp@yahoo.com


Are you guys talking to me?

[Anonymous]

are you stupid?

[whoreable]

So you were talking to me?

[Jeanette X]

are you stupid?

No Choj, I am not stupid, but I have Asperger's Syndrome and thus do not always properly understand communication, thank you very much! >:

[Anonymous]

hypothesis confirmed

[sadie]

my dad has this hookah he got while he was stationed in turkey in the early '60s. it's red velvet. one day, i'm gonna "borrow" it while he's out of town. :P

[Captain Robo]

THAT'S RIGHT, KEEP BUYING THE EXPENSIVE HOOKAHS.

THAT WAY THE TERRORISTS CAN PROFIT FROM BOTH THE DRUGS AND THE MEANS OF DOING THEM.

[Les Waste]

Terrorists don't make the hookahs, dumbass >:

When I saw Dave Chappelle, he told this joke:
"You know what commercials I hate? Those anti-drug commercials that say marijuana supports terrorism. Like that one 'this is the joint that Timmy bought from the cartel who killed Karen's family' or something. Who the hell buys weed from a cartel? I've never went up to Pablo Escobar one night and said 'Excuse me sir, I have a request. Me and my fellows here are interested in purchasing a nickel bag for the evening. I don't know if you do sales that big.'"

I guess you had to be there. :(

[sadie]

i heard recently that those ads were being pulled due to ineffectiveness. i wonder how much money the government wasted on those jewels.

[Jebus]

I don't know how much they spent but I do know i'll never let my girlfriend touch marijuana. It might impregnate her. :(

[Captain Robo]

OH WELL IN THAT CASE DO IT LIKE A CHIMNEY.