I had a great day

[GothNAPrepsBody]

Today was good I hope yours sucked.

[Captain Robo]

You're just so MEAN

[GothNAPrepsBody]

And thats the way it is, Im sorry though I don't hope you have a bad day tomorrow if it helps, I hope YOU die! :goth

[kellychaos]

You are soooo dark and cynical.

[Daphne]

Goth's diary (try to picture it written in blood from the cuts he makes on his arm with his mom's Bic Daisy Razor):

Dearest Ledger,

Today was just too immaculate for words, can you believe I not only found a corset that fits me (who says they are just for girls!), but I also got the most lavish velvet frock coat that shows off the gashes I made on my wrists! Now everyone will know how tragic my life is!
I outsmarted those creatures of the light on the i-mockery board, too! Can you believe their grammar? And they can't even make their emoticons work! They almost make me want to laugh, if only laughing didn't crack my foundation.
Must flee into the darkness, my only friend. Mom baked mac and cheese for dinner, and though I long to suck a lovers blood from a goblet of ornately carved pewter, mom says I can't while I live at home. A pox on her!

Yours eternally
~Gothy Gotherson

[whoreable]

Thats gold :lol

[kellychaos]

Goth's diary

They almost make me want to laugh, if only laughing didn't crack my foundation.

That's make-up? I thought that healthy skin tone was the result of a strict vegetarian diet. :/

[Spectre X]

indeed Whore, that's comic gold. DAPHNE SHOULD BE A COMEDIAN!!!!! :love

[Krythor]

Thanks for caring. That's sweet :)

[Jeanette X]

And thats the way it is, Im sorry though I don't hope you have a bad day tomorrow if it helps, I hope YOU die! :goth

You do realize that smiley is stabbing itself, not someone else.
You know, your misuse of that smiley is an excellent metaphor for your presence on this board.

[kellychaos]

This dark, cynical attention whore is draining my energy and sucking the soul from my body. :)

[James]

I think it's time Gothypoo changed his user pic again. Yeah.

[CaptainBubba]

Today was my first day of Summer vacation. Beat that. >:

Exams weren't that bad either. :)

[whoreable]

No shit I have a whole month with nothing to do. No job, no school, nothing. This is gonna be the best month in a long long time.

[Schimid]

Awesome. :rock

Now, to Goth...::Insert silly "shut the fuck up" picture::

[Captain Robo]

Genius Daphne, pure genius.

[ItalianStereotype]

ugh, exams didn't go well for me, so my extra long summer just might end up being SHIT.

[Jixby Phillips]

DAPHNE'S FRIEND :flowers

[Cap'n Crunch]

I know why your day was so good, your mom let you wear your spikes. :rolleyes

[James]

No, his day was good because he ran out of eye shadow, but his mom let him borrow hers.

So he was able to be his unique self today, instead of having to look like some poser without pretty painted eyelids.

[Protoclown]

"Dearest Ledger" made me LOL the most. :)

[george]

Dear Ledger,

Today I read something very funny by Daphne. Now I have yet another reason to stock up on GHB and save up for a plane ticket to canada.

[Les Waste]

Daphne is the queen of LOL :)

[The Retro Kat]

I like to LOL.

[Daphne]

you'd better do it quick, George! We're moving out west soon ;)

Maybe you and Glowy could both come :)

[executioneer]

OMG WHERE OUT WEST :(

-willie

[Daphne]

Canada west, not America west ;)

We're moving to Saskatoon (here come the Sasquatch jokes) so I can study to be a vet.

[executioneer]

well i thought out west COULD have meant vancouver b.c. :/

and that's only about a three hour drive for me :/

-willie

[Generator86]

People, people, people....

We're getting off-topic. Don't you realize this monumentous occasion we've had bestowed upon us?

Goth had a GOOD DAY! I mean, how often does that happen? A goth admitting to not wanting to hang him(her)self in a graveyard is a lucky day for us ALL. Let's buy some lottery tickets.

[James]

Something must be wrong with Gothypoo. He hasn't changed his avatar in day. :(

[Les Waste]

That was a GOOD post, Generator86. :)

And GothWithNOfriends hasn't changed his avatar in a few days because he is dead. He committed suicide. So if you see a ghost of a really dorky looking 13-year-old with a spiked collar and a lot of black make-up, just laugh at him until he floats away. Nobody's gonna haunt ME like that. >:

[Cap'n Crunch]

It was a GOOD post, I won 10 bucks on a lottery ticket.

[GothNAPrepsBody]

Im well alive and here now thank you

[Captain Robo]

IN THAT CASE YOU BETTER CHECK IF THERE'S ANYONE IN YOUR CAR'S BACK SEAT, AND HAVE SOMEONE ELSE START THE CAR FOR YOU.

I'M COMING MAFIA STYLE.

[Les Waste]

I don't have a car >:

Looks like I'm invincible to GothNAprepsBody's tricks :lol

[GothNAPrepsBody]

I shoot homeless shit bags too

[Les Waste]

Well gee, I don't know about you, but I personally don't live in a car :rolleyes

[GothNAPrepsBody]

Tomorrow I'm NUKING YOUR DUMPSTER

[Spectre X]

since when do they allow stocky prostitutes wearing nothing but dental floss and a lot of fat near nuclear missiles?

[Les Waste]

You typically need a lot of money to buy nukes, GothNAfagsBody, and to get money you typically need a job better than stocking dog food at a pet store, which requires some kind of schooling and some common sense. Which, again, means I'm about as afraid of you as I am of my carpet. Except I think my carpet actually has an outside chance of killing me, so I'm less afraid of you than I am of my carpet.

[FS]

Bobo, that ghost you were talking about? I just saw him post several times and change his avatar. :( Who ya gonna call?

[jin]

I LOVE YOU.

[GothNAPrepsBody]

You typically need a lot of money to buy nukes, GothNAfagsBody, and to get money you typically need a job better than stocking dog food at a pet store, which requires some kind of schooling and some common sense. Which, again, means I'm about as afraid of you as I am of my carpet. Except I think my carpet actually has an outside chance of killing me, so I'm less afraid of you than I am of my carpet.



I have schooling, I am salodictorian of two of my cores and valodictorian of English, I also model for Jinco and reel for $150.00 an hour and know 289 ways of making a bomb and if I forget I have 3 references on my shelf and that raggedy ass carpet of yours would catch fire very quickly I suggest you fuck off and stop trying to comfort yourself.

[noob3]

That's one long sentence, I tell you what.

[Grazzt]

To think I let Goth borrow my Wraith books. >:

[GothNAPrepsBody]

Sorry man there mine now :)

[noob3]

It's incredibly hot in here today, it's incredibly hot in here.

[GothNAPrepsBody]

Kid thats because Im here honey

[Les Waste]

Oh snap! You model for Jinco? And you're the top student in your school for slow kids? I'd better not fuck with you! You might employ one of your 289 methods of making a bomb and mail it to my location here at "WHISKERS-CONSIN LOL."

[FS]

Goth, you're much too angry to be a goth. Maybe you should try a different scene... would you like to be a metalhead, would ya?

[kellychaos]

Quoth The Dark Cynical One:

I have schooling, (should be a period here) I am salodictorian (sp) of two of my cores and valodictorian (sp) of English, (should be a period here) I also model for Jinco and reel for $150.00 an hour and know 289 ways of making a bomb and (comma) if I forget (comma)I have 3 references on my shelf and that raggedy ass carpet of yours would catch fire very quickly (should be a period here)I suggest you fuck off and stop trying to comfort yourself.

- End quoth


There are problably more errors than that (the greatest of which being an error in judgement in thinking we cared) but I don't have the time or the inclination to find them. Don't trip over your valedictorian graduation robe getting off the short bus. :rolleyes

[GothNAPrepsBody]

I don't try to fit under a stereotype I just happen to be a goth

[kellychaos]

Towards better understanding: Do goths have to shop at specialty stores? :(

[NIGhtMAre]

yea, the pet shop for their chains and dog collers and crap..

[Les Waste]

You don't try to fit under a stereotype; it's just a coincidence that you do.

You're the worst character ever since me (http://pub82.ezboard.com/ftheadultswimmessageboardfrm1.showMessage?topicID= 2136.topic). >:

[sadie]

that thread made me :lol, bobo.

[Les Waste]

That thread would have been a lot better if Captain Robo did not gay it up :(

[Esuohlim]

You were way too good at being a hot babe on the Internet. :(

[Jeanette X]

I also model for Jinco and reel for $150.00 an hour
Prove it. Post some pictures.


know 289 ways of making a bomb
I don't believe that either. Briefly list at least 30 or so and maybe I will.

[NIGhtMAre]

I can make a bomb using a pen and your momma's sweet ass!

[Esuohlim]

Shut up.

[Johannas]

KellyChaos, you rule. Your like the father that i never had! :(

[Jixby Phillips]

FUCK YOU BOBO, I WAS GOING TO REPEAT THAT THREAD HERE >:

[GothNAPrepsBody]

Quoth The Dark Cynical One:

I have schooling, (should be a period here) I am salodictorian (sp) of two of my cores and valodictorian (sp) of English, (should be a period here) I also model for Jinco and reel for $150.00 an hour and know 289 ways of making a bomb and (comma) if I forget (comma)I have 3 references on my shelf and that raggedy ass carpet of yours would catch fire very quickly (should be a period here)I suggest you fuck off and stop trying to comfort yourself.

- End quoth


Since your going to be a smart ass that comma should be before the and



There are problably more errors than that (the greatest of which being an error in judgement in thinking we cared) but I don't have the time or the inclination to find them. Don't trip over your valedictorian graduation robe getting off the short bus. :rolleyes

[mischief]

who really even gives a fuck?

[GothNAPrepsBody]

Obviously you or you would not have taken the time to post

[mischief]

screw you and your idiotic summation of my post! :explode

[Les Waste]

FUCK YOU BOBO, I WAS GOING TO REPEAT THAT THREAD HERE >:
DO IT ANYWAY, NOBODY READS MY POSTS SO IT WOULD BE STILL LIKE NEW :rolleyes :(