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noob3
May 8th, 2003, 05:43 PM
Bye, guys.

pjalne
May 8th, 2003, 05:46 PM
Look out for those sneaky blades of grass. You never see them coming 8-)

george
May 8th, 2003, 06:12 PM
the tornado siren went off here yesterday.

did i let that deter me from getting my two large pizza's and swining by the seven eleven and shoplifting a baby bottle pop and about twenty skor bars?

if only they kept copies of Club Explicit where i could get them in my pants without jugdesh seeing me.

and just for the record: if we allow the weather to change or daily habits then God wins >:

noob3
May 8th, 2003, 06:32 PM
George is my hero! I'm gonna go out and STEAL!

Esuohlim
May 8th, 2003, 06:35 PM
The 7-11 Thievery Gag is an inspiration to us all. :(

And the tornado alarm went off here...Tuesday, I think. Meh.

CrapOnAStick
May 8th, 2003, 06:41 PM
The only thing threatening to happen near here was a hurricane, with the stupidest name ever. FLOYD.

CastroMotorOil
May 8th, 2003, 07:07 PM
yeah it was tuesday esuohlim, it completely missed me though HA!

pjalne
May 8th, 2003, 07:09 PM
It just wants you to feel safe.

Les Waste
May 8th, 2003, 07:20 PM
Last week the fire alarms went off in my building because some stupid fuck burned some microwave popcorn or something, so we had to evacuate the building for 45 minutes while three fucking fire trucks investigated to make sure the building wasn't burning.

I wouldn't have left the building, but this happened about 30 minutes after I ordered a pizza, and I had to leave the building to get my pizza as it got here THE SECOND the fire alarm went off, so I had to stand in the fucking freezing cold (midnight in Wisconsin is cold no matter what time of year it is >: ) holding a pizza for forty five minutes. I was so fucking pissed. >:

noob3
May 8th, 2003, 07:30 PM
why didnt you just snarf it down

Les Waste
May 8th, 2003, 07:55 PM
I kept thinking "the minute I start eating this pizza, they're going to let us back in the building. They couldn't possibly make us wait that long." I was wrong. :(

Also, I was surronded by several people who would have wanted my pizza had I opened the pizza box, and I don't share. Sharing is for fuckers. >:

GnrySgtHartman
May 8th, 2003, 08:05 PM
I did NOT do that.

Les Waste
May 8th, 2003, 08:14 PM
I believe you. :(

pickleninja
May 8th, 2003, 09:47 PM
http://i.timeinc.net/time/photoessays/deadlystorms/tornado.jpg

see ya later :(

AChimp
May 8th, 2003, 10:14 PM
I wish they'd blast the air raid sirens that are still up in Winnipeg. It might be amusing to see all the old folks start freaking out and diving under tables or sitting their roofs with old shotguns.

Of course, half the people around here would be like, "WTF is that noise? I don't know what it is." :dunce

Captain Robo
May 8th, 2003, 10:19 PM
why didnt you just snarf it down

http://www.angelfire.com/ga3/ShawnSolomon1/tcats/Snarf.jpg

CastroMotorOil
May 8th, 2003, 10:37 PM
last time we had a fire alarm go off was it 5:15 in the morning in febuary here at western. Which is very fucking cold in the winter, we were stuck outside for 45 minutes wearing nothing but underwear and shit since everyone thought there was a real fire and ran out. what made things a LOT worse is that i was having sex with my then girlfirend at the time it went off. >: >: >: >:

Captain Robo
May 8th, 2003, 10:43 PM
You were having sex at 5:15 in the morning?

And by Western, I assume you're talking about Western Michigan University, which is in Kalamazoo and not Livonia :/

CastroMotorOil
May 8th, 2003, 10:57 PM
yeah i know livonia is not kalamazoo.

and yes i was having sex at 5:15, it was a very good night :blowme

Schimid
May 8th, 2003, 11:20 PM
This is why I love living in Maryland.

Old Line State. :rock

Captain Robo
May 8th, 2003, 11:44 PM
Joined: 02 Feb 2003
Posts: 336
Location: Livonia MI

Schimid
May 8th, 2003, 11:51 PM
I meant, that's why I love living in Maryland. There are no tornados.

Please don't make me elaborate. :/

Esuohlim
May 9th, 2003, 07:12 AM
Livonia is ghetto. :rolleyes

Anonymous
May 9th, 2003, 01:19 PM
how many of us live in maryland

we should meet

CastroMotorOil
May 9th, 2003, 01:52 PM
Livnonia = best fucking city EVER, we have 100000 people and not one thing to do, just a really good movie theater and that is about it.

Ninjavenom
May 9th, 2003, 02:43 PM
There was one down in St. Mary's the other night, actually. HOT DAMN, A TERNATER!

Schimid
May 10th, 2003, 12:08 AM
Chojin, I don't think it'd be good for your reputation to meet with me.

A 14-year old newb. :/