who wants some???? [Archive]

george

May 8th, 2003, 06:00 PM

i have not tried to fight in awhile and need to get in practice.

so who wants some?

huh?

huh?

thought so.

Spectre X

May 9th, 2003, 05:36 AM

I would be honored to fight you you cow-raping brothel visitor. :)

george

May 10th, 2003, 05:21 AM

keep your momma off the streets if you want me to stop raping cows.

cause that bitch is just asking for it.

http://203.144.187.4/personal/thaisms/images/whisper.jpghttp://203.144.187.4/personal/thaisms/images/whisper.jpg

psst, spectre x's mom is a cow tha likes getting raped, and that asswipe has the WORST case of baby dick.

>:

Spectre X

May 10th, 2003, 06:29 AM

be quiet you jell-o-assed incestuous ballmonkey.

go back sucking your daddy's dick. and I will not remove my mother off the streets untill you get lastic surgery done, because I'm afraid to go out and be turned to stone by your horrible visage.

george

May 12th, 2003, 10:07 PM

even smoking pot could not get me to chuckle at that insult.

and i have smoked a lot of pot.

but no chuckle.

you weiner craving syphallitic. i swear to the one true god that you are an abomination to that someday i will find a barrell of fish bungholes and hold your head under he chum until you are dead.

then you can bet your nasty little bippy that i will be chuckling.

Spectre X

May 13th, 2003, 02:26 PM

This is a public service announcement:

Recent studies have shown that you are an unfunny fuck, and that I do not give a flying shit about anything that you say.

Further studies have shown that you should do the world a great favor and relieve yourself of your job as a life-form.

This was a public service announcement, and goodnight.

Cap'n Crunch

May 17th, 2003, 04:12 PM

What the fuck just happened?

CaptainBubba

May 17th, 2003, 09:30 PM

You just sat in front of your computer moniter desperately trying to think of something even slightly humorous. Then you posted some over-done non-sensical bullshit that contrasted with the basic tone of the thread hoping it would come out as slightly "crazy" or "wacky" but not so much that it would warrent such a calssification. But since you're a dumb unfunny cock I'll just call it that anyway.

Cap'n Crunch

May 18th, 2003, 02:05 AM

No, I didn't understand what the fight was about, it was random shit.

Mike

Jul 5th, 2003, 01:25 AM

What a stinking stack of shit, you choad wrangling sons of an obese drag-queen monkey! I shake my genitals at you and burp louder than you can scream in your worst nightmare. I warp your minds with the sheer massiveness of my church-sized muscles before I wipe away the crumbs that you call yourselves. In ridiculous fits of panic you receive the beating of excrement from my massive army of warrior apes as I begin to piss at you like an incontinent King Kong!

Feel my wrath ;)

Zero Signal

Jul 5th, 2003, 01:31 AM

keep your momma off the streets if you want me to stop raping cows.
That made me :lol

The Retro Kat

Jul 5th, 2003, 01:55 PM

with the sheer massiveness of my church-sized muscles

So, youre a pussy?

Stop bumping threads, asshole.

Mike

Jul 5th, 2003, 04:44 PM

Stop bumping threads, asshole.

What's "bumping threads"? I always wondered what that was.

The Retro Kat

Jul 6th, 2003, 04:40 PM

Well, you see, Mike, for one, you look like an ass quoting from the post right above you.

Now, bumping threads is when you go to a thread that is pretty much dead and hasn't bee posted in for a long while, and you bring it back up. Try posting in threads that haven't had their last post in fucking May.

Mike

Jul 6th, 2003, 06:17 PM

I'd like to tell you that you look like an ass too, but the truth is, you look like a wanna-be-baddass little brat trying to insult people you don't know and will never meet for no good reason. I'll make sure to pay more attn to the date on threads, but just so you know: If you talked to me like that in person when I'd never met you, I'd punch your skinny little 17 year old face in.

I quote what and how I like, asshole. Go back to sucking the principal's dick. Shit, you probably think I'm serious. Poor kittie kat. :)

NIGhtMAre

Jul 7th, 2003, 01:52 PM

:goth <---- please do it mike, for everyones sake :(

Schimid

Jul 7th, 2003, 09:16 PM

I love you. :)

The Retro Kat

Jul 7th, 2003, 11:50 PM

Ok, first, there is no way you would kick the shit out of me, I've been in boxing for the vast majority of my life.

And of course I insult people I don't know on THE MOCK FORUM. I mean, talk about a dumb peice of shit, mike.

And, if you're threatening me, shut the fuck up, I can and will beat the shit out of you and this is the FUCKING INTERNET, you stupid mexican.

All I was saying about the date, is that why would you bring back a thread that has been dead for two fucking months, that means no one cares anymore, you stupid stiched up anus.

And, no matter what, you'll always look like an ass in my book.

Mike

Jul 8th, 2003, 12:03 PM

Edit: I was gonna say something but got too long winded. Good luck with that tough talk kat, if you're lucky you'll find people who'll be offended by being called random nationalities somewhere.

The Retro Kat

Jul 8th, 2003, 05:15 PM

Mexigger.

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:1ZHDxbufqBkC:www.lehman.cuny.edu/acctemp/pictshow/acc/exit81.jpg

Mike

Jul 13th, 2003, 03:44 AM

What a little brat. My unborn illegitimate baby could take you.

freakachu420

Jul 13th, 2003, 12:15 PM

Mike, I have to say it concerns me to see that it took you five days to come up with that. I think you may be trying to overextend your wit too far. You're spreading yourself thin and it's taking its toll in terribly obvious ways.

Mike

Jul 13th, 2003, 12:45 PM

I wasn't aware that I was trying to be witty. I was aware that I didn't care about this thread for a few days, but I'm sorry that you have "concern". Just shut up and let this thread die ok? I shouldn't have brought it back up in the first place.

freakachu420

Jul 13th, 2003, 12:57 PM

What a little brat. My unborn illegitimate baby could take you.

So that isn't an attempt at being witty? *looks surprised* Then why post it? It's so grossly unimaginative that you couldn't possibly be SERIOUS about it. Besides, the mocks wars are about trying to be witty.

And I can assure you that though there are indeed many things I could choke on, your wit, or lack thereof, certainly isn't one of them.

The Retro Kat

Jul 13th, 2003, 01:11 PM

Mike, for the love of god, you're using the word brat. Maybe that would be a good name calling if i were in the range of 4-12, but I'm much beyond that. Of course, you aren't beyond making an ass of yourself, are you?

Hey Mike, http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:1ZHDxbufqBkC:www.lehman.cuny.edu/acctemp/pictshow/acc/exit81.jpg!

Eternal_Champion

Jul 13th, 2003, 01:24 PM

freakachu420

Jul 13th, 2003, 01:40 PM

freakachu420

Jul 13th, 2003, 01:42 PM

Hey retro kat, I thought you said if a thread was dead for 2 months no one cares anymore. Well you certainly care don't you. Weyhey come and kick the shit out of me 'I've been boxing for most of my life' :lol

Not quite sure how the calendars work on your planet, but someone ELSE brought the thread back to life; and as of, oh, about a week ago, the "dead for 2 months" no longer applies.

Try again next month.

Mike

Jul 13th, 2003, 01:53 PM

Alright then, I guess we're still goin at it. Actually I do say stuff like that in reality. Maybe you think it's lame, but it sounds ok in my head. Do I care what you think? Nope.

Yes kat, I called you a brat, you hairy palmed redneck pig-fucker.

When I said I'd slug you, I was talking about a hypothetical situation where some little punk mouthes off to me in real life. I don't think you're stupid enough to do that in real life.

The Retro Kat

Jul 13th, 2003, 09:32 PM

Eternal Champion, freakachu is right, you too need to shut the fuck up.

And Mike, judging my your picture and overall inanity and idiocy, I would be stupid enough to mouth off to you in real life, because, I fail to seem threatened. But if we are to make up random insult names, you are a child molesting goat sucking anus licking result of rape. I'm sure that sounded and looked pretty stupid, so I hope you get my point.

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:BJB7r4TYAtwC:www.keysan.com/pictures/savt2237.jpg

Mike

Jul 13th, 2003, 10:39 PM

Well I never claimed to be good at insults, big fuckin whoop. Judging by your picture you'd rather be represented by that lame-ass bowler from The Big Lebowski than show us how nasty you really are.

The Retro Kat

Jul 13th, 2003, 11:39 PM

Or maybe I don't have a site to host my pictures at. Plus, I'm not a god damned loser using his own picture for a fucking avatar. The only way I would do that is if I had a picture os me using a bong, because, well, i find that fun.

Mike

Jul 14th, 2003, 12:47 AM

Oh, you can get your avatar hosted on www.vi2.com. That's what I do.

LOL, I don't care if you think I'm a goddamned loser or a result of rape or what. That's a picture of me, and if I'm a loser for using my own face to stand next to my words, then so be it.

Eternal_Champion

Jul 15th, 2003, 01:19 PM

You don't seem to be able to read well freakachu because I said That if a thread was dead for 2 months NO ONE cares you stupid remedial twat. Maybe you should read run,Spot,run :dunce

The Retro Kat

Jul 15th, 2003, 04:41 PM

Mike, I'd put my pictures here, except I dont have a program to crop them down to size from the digicam. So, here's what I'm gonna do. I'll link you to them, if it makes you happy and gives you something to jerk it to.

EDIT: Here they are, compadre.

http://www.vi2.com/getFile/213915.JPG
http://www.vi2.com/getFile/213960.JPG(this is what we do to people who are passed out drunk in my family)
http://www.vi2.com/getFile/213974.JPG
http://www.vi2.com/getFile/213979.JPG
http://www.vi2.com/getFile/213982.JPG

Anonymous

Jul 15th, 2003, 07:20 PM

420 dudes :hat

*Retro, put those in PYPH :<

Mike

Jul 15th, 2003, 07:34 PM

Dude, I don't care. I only posted the link because I figured you didn't know about it.

The Retro Kat

Jul 15th, 2003, 08:50 PM

Well, once you say someone has an ugly picture, you got to prove them right.

Edit:And Cojin, they're too big and I don't have a program to resize them.

ScruU2wice

Jul 15th, 2003, 10:19 PM

i wonder what mike looks like against a brick veneer. too bad we'll never find out...

Anonymous

Jul 15th, 2003, 11:32 PM

JUST put the LINKS TO them in THE THREAD okay :>

caps LOCK

Mike

Jul 15th, 2003, 11:54 PM

brick veneer
That's no veneer, that's the wall in my house.

ScruU2wice

Jul 16th, 2003, 12:04 AM

bricks are rarely used as actual supports anymore, often they are put over walls to make the home feel more cozy and quaint which is the definition of veneer. and it sounds much cooler and intellegent.