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AChimp
May 10th, 2003, 12:56 AM
I see that you got your first hate mail, and have decided to rip into the author in true gung-ho webmaster form. :)
I couldn't help but notice a problem with your rippin'. Not to burst your bubble or anything, but this kind of stuff can really bite you in the ass. Especially when you're an educated free-thinker; definitely not stupid. No, sir.
No samurai would denegrate another person for their taste in music.
This mother fucking cocksucker. What kind of audacity do you have to tell me about what is like to be a Catholic Samurai? Oh, so samurai wouldn't "denegrate" another person for their taste in music? What the hell is "denegrate"? It's DEGENERATE, ASSHOLE! Learn to fucking spell you gov't educated moron before you try to diss me.
Indeed, I agree that "Victor Cypert" needs to learn how to spell, because...
den·i·grate
1. To attack the character or reputation of; speak ill of; defame.
2. To disparage; belittle: The critics have denigrated our efforts.
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=denigrate&r=2
To your credit, "degenerate" is a word and you actually spelled it correctly (and in caps!). Degenerate is an interesting word, though, since it can be used as an adjective, verb or noun.
In that sentence, however, it's obvious that the verb form is utilized, but...
degenerate (v)
1. To fall below a normal or desirable state, especially functionally or morally; deteriorate: old water pipes that are degenerating with age; a dispute that degenerated into a brawl.
2. To decline in quality: The quality of his writing degenerated as he continued to drink.
3. To undergo degeneration.
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=degenerate
Do you see what I mean? None of the definitions for the verb form of "degenerate" makes sense when used the context that you suggest. A single letter can be classified as a typo; we all make them occasionally, but it seems like you have the bigger problem with language syntax (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=syntax).
You sure ripped "Victor Cypert" a new one, but in the process you barrelled on and ripped yourself along the seam of your pants then bent over.
"You are an embarrassment to your English teacher."
Pure, golden irony. If you meant all of this to be humourous in any way, Vince, you have succeed. You could market yourself as something like "that angry dumb guy that somehow gets his point acruss (sic)". :lol
If you didn't though... maybe you could ask for some help at that private school you work at, rather than being the one doing the helping. The blind leading the blind and all that, you know. :blah
The_Rorschach
May 10th, 2003, 01:46 AM
Wrong forum >:
pjalne
May 10th, 2003, 04:41 AM
Yeah, don't be a denegrate.
mburbank
May 10th, 2003, 10:46 AM
No, this is the only forum to discuss Vinth in, and Chimp totally beat me to it, and did an excellent job in his critique. I read that hate mail yesterday, and the irony of
A.) attacking the writer in pretty much the manner I attack Vinth was funny enough but became hundreds of times funnier because Vinth was
B.) Wrong, and Vinths guess at what word the writer meant coud not have been corrct.
Well done, Chimp.
Zebra 3
May 10th, 2003, 11:06 AM
http://www.cooksrecipes.com/emoticons/banana.gif- I certainly hope that there's no suggestion here that what VinceZeb post/replies is remotely important.
AChimp
May 10th, 2003, 11:21 AM
Matters like this need to be addressed immediately! We must all do our part to stop the spread of online boobery.
Protoclown
May 10th, 2003, 11:39 AM
I was eagerly waiting for Burbank to lambast the ol' Submariner for it, but it would seem that Chimp's smackdown was worth the wait as well. Bravo, Chimp!
kellychaos
May 10th, 2003, 12:11 PM
You sure ripped "Victor Cypert" a new one, but in the process you barrelled on and ripped yourself along the seam of your pants then bent over.
Although this is a particularly lucid example, he's done this so much, I've more or less become desensitized to it. :/
AChimp
May 10th, 2003, 12:28 PM
You mean you don't become aroused anymore? :(
kellychaos
May 10th, 2003, 12:34 PM
Think Wile Coyote. Yeah, I'll still watch. It's always interesting to find out what the new form of ACME is going to be and how he manages to blow himself up THIS time. I just don't get the initial thrill of suspense that I once got. :)
Malevolent
May 10th, 2003, 03:18 PM
http://home.attbi.com/~carnivorous/MSOA.jpg
I suppose you'll be wanting this now, Chimp.
mburbank
May 10th, 2003, 03:22 PM
Let me add to the deliciousness of this: He posted a link to his 'triumph' over the hate mailer on Newsfilter, and was immidiately thumped by everyone there over the whole denigrate/degenerate fiasco.
So Vinth. It's not just us who think you are a terrible writer.
As long as you're there reading his hatemail, read his fan mail. It's one of the few on line examples of someone who's a significantly worse writer than Vinth.
AChimp
May 10th, 2003, 03:33 PM
A Malevolent Seal of Approval! Yes!
I need a silver medal someday to complete my collection.
CaptainBubba
May 10th, 2003, 03:46 PM
Not only did I chuckle, but I learned a new word!! Possibly one of the best threads ever!
I can NOT wait for Vince's undoubtedly ammusing response!
VinceZeb
May 11th, 2003, 11:36 AM
I typed my response to that mail on purpose. I know what the word meant. I like to make myself seem stupid from time to time. Who wants to read a pompous ass while they are wastin time on the net? I sure as hell wouldn't. Thats why I did that. It disses him and makes me look like a dumbass at the same time. If people don't like it, they don't have to read it. No one is forcing them to.
Of course now the covetous jew will spit out his drink of Arab childrens' blood and put down his bagles and have to time some screed, starting with spelling my name "Vinth" and about how I didn't know and I am just covering my ass and some other choice words coming from a 40 year old man who should be worrying more about getting a perscription for Viagra then trying to make a 22 year old kid on the net look stupid. But then when your are sexually inadaquete in bed, it is easy to project your hatred onto others, as the example of Max projecting his onto my persona.
Protoclown
May 11th, 2003, 12:08 PM
Bull.
Shit.
sspadowsky
May 11th, 2003, 12:40 PM
Wow, Vince. You are dangerously unstable.
I think you ought to pause for a moment and reflect on the worth of your life. Please, just sit there for a moment, and consider that you are worse than the bad characters on this board. At least they have an excuse for being stupid.
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CaptainBubba
May 11th, 2003, 11:17 PM
That wasn't nearly as ammusing as I thought it would be. It was more like one of those moments when you're so empathetic for a person that you feel embarrassed, as if you did whatever it is they're doing.
I'm almost in tears over how red Vince's face must be. :(
VinceZeb
May 12th, 2003, 08:00 AM
Did you have to roll a 4D6 before you came up with that great responce, Proto?
Yeah, ss, I am just so damn unstable. What the hell is your defintion of unstable? Because if your think I am, then I pity how you see the rest of the world.
mburbank
May 12th, 2003, 10:31 AM
Vinth; If your goal is truly to make yourself look stupid, I take back everything I said about you. If that's really wht you're up to, you are a marvelous writer, becuase you look really stupid almost all the time. You look just astiundingly dumb, like some sort of drooling, hunched over caveman with hydrocephally, his huge water swollen head bobbing about, his knuckles raw and dirty, leaving twin paths on either side of his footprints. Bravo! Well done, you guy who looks so convincingly stupid so very, very often. I'm especially impressed by the way you publiscized your mock stupidity, so that an even larger audience might be entertained by seeing how stupid you seem to be.
I was astounded by your references to my Judaism, coming as they did out of left field. I admit, I never saw it coming and relly don't know how to respond. I'm just that surprised.
EDIT: Vince, shouldn't you go tell you chums at Newsfilter you were intentionally looking like a dumbass? Are you going to leave them with the impression that you actually ARE a dumbass, since most of their reposnes to your thread indicate that's what they think?
Your disturbing speculation on my sexuality doesn't fool me. I see now your need to put our conversation into sexual terms is another skillful example of you deliberatley painting yourself as a dumbass? Kudos to you, Vinth, your ass looks dumber than ever before! It seems amazing you can even type, you seem to be so dumb!
VinceZeb
May 12th, 2003, 11:36 AM
Well, max, I like to poke fun at myselk once in a while. People appreciate that kind of honesty.
And max, please don't try to do a character evaluation on me. You are a pompous fool and an idiot. A self-loathing limp-wristed liberal who lives in the past of his teenage dope smoking years. You work at a job that requires no real skill or effort as it comes to dealing with real word matters. Your inability to function or to show off your self-percieved "vast intelligence" in the real world gives you a complex in which you now try to shed while on the internet. I know, I used to have it.
You also like to be among your friends because without a support system you would be seen as an idiot and a mindless shell of a human being. I am the one that ventured into the lion's den. I don't see you traveling outside your home base.
Your track record on this board with the subjects of defending your family or using weapons shows that you are lacking in what we like to call the "balls" department. In a fight, you would be too busy trying to analyze and decipher your attacker's speech to notice that your face has smashed and your wallet stolen.
I attack your Jewish heritage because it is easy. But you are uppity and you do fit the Jewish sterotype. But I have so much else I could expound upon when it comes to you that I would like to save it for later.
Max, don't try to get to "know" me or call me a caveman. At least I would defend my family if attacked. We should meet and go up and down the street and ask 100 different women of all different types what kind of man is better:
1) A wimpy old geezer that surrounds himself with immature children and other "funny" people to try and build up their own weak self esteem and self opinion.
2) Me.
I'd advise you to put a large sum of money on it as well. I can wave it in your face after I win.
FartinMowler
May 12th, 2003, 12:00 PM
As I pear into another Vince thread I just want Max to take a proverbial hammer to this guys head and just end it. :/
mburbank
May 12th, 2003, 12:08 PM
"I like to make myself seem stupid from time to time."
Then your last post must please you as much as it pleases me!
"Well, max, I like to poke fun at myselk once in a while."
How often would you say once in a while was? %80 of the time? %98 of the time?
I'm sorry, what do you know about my job aside from it's being at a Museum? Anything? Hssst! This is the part where you speculte, are way off base, and confuse singular and plural words!
I'd make fun of your job, but you haven't told any of us what exactly you do at your Private school. It's got something to do with admissions. And the 'real world'.
"I don't see you traveling outside your home base. "
I've played that game from time to time at a few large boards. I may do it again, if I can find a new angle. A lot of people here (and at ther boards) already knew that. They've seen it. I do so enjoy you ONCE AGAIN making the same mistake though. Wht is it that happens when you assume?
"Your track record on this board with the subjects of defending your family or using weapons shows that you are lacking in what we like to call the "balls" department."
1.) AGAIN with the sexual dominance themes! There are one or two other ways to look at the world.
2.) I've never been called upon to 'defend' my family. Provide for, yes. Pay the mortgage and the bills, raise kids, volunteer at school, put food on the table, bandage scrapes, sing lullabyes, change diapers, sit up all night with cholic and fever, go to plays and concerts, make lunches but the opportunity to 'defend them' in the way you mean just hasn't arisen. Could be I work really, really hard so I can live in a safe neigborhood.
3.) I recall you used weapons to defend either yourself or your family, but you wouldn't tell us anything about it becuase it was private. Or 'make believe'. I hope it was exciiting as your buddy the cop and that whole thing where he helped the FBI track down the stalker! THAT was SO COOL!
4.) When you talk about defending your family, you mean your Mom and Dad, right? Or are you just speculating about what you might do in some fantasyland where in a woman let you make bby on her?
5.) Hold on, are you making fun of my being a Jew? Holy crap. Where the hell did that come from? That blows me away, man. JUMP BACK! Don't you pull that sneak attack shit on me, man.
6.) " A wimpy old geezer that surrounds himself with immature children and other "funny" people to try and build up their own weak self esteem and self opinion." Vinth. Don't you know the kind of luck you've had with the whole assuming thing? Are you honestly going to do it again? Or is this that part of the time where you like to mke yourself seem stupid?
sspadowsky
May 12th, 2003, 12:47 PM
Vince, you may want to consider investing in a new ass. I don't see how you could want your current one after it's been handed to you so many, many times.
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VinceZeb
May 12th, 2003, 12:48 PM
Max, I have no "sexual dominace" issue with you. You seem to be the one that keeps bringing it up.
I could also give a fuck less about your job. Or for you for that matter. You are nothing but entertaining internet fodder for me. Your existance in my life begins and ends on this message board. Once I am not here, I don't even give you a second thought. But I know I have to give you a thought once in a while, becuse I interfere with the confort zone you have here.
Also, would you like a gold star for being a dad? Everyone else does it to. No one wants to here about how you do so much when my father, your father, everyone elses father did the same thing.
When I talk about defending my family, I am talking about defending my family, my friends, and anyone else who needs it. I have used a weapon to defend in my lifetime. I am glad I am able to possess them. People like you would like them taken away. People like you also cheered when Ivan Drago killed Creed during Rocky IV and during the first half of Red Dawn.
And if you think you are clever with this Vinth shit, please take your cleverness back to the "intelliectuals" you hang out with. I'd also advise you take your distance away from me, because you are cramping my style and you keep steping on my vastly superior penis.
EDIT: Oh, did I feel a slight draft? That must have been sspadowsky giving his useless, uninformed opinion that a grand total of 0 people asked for!
Protoclown
May 12th, 2003, 12:48 PM
I would just like to say, that as a Dungeons & Dragons geek, I am DEEPLY offended by Vince's unfounded insinuation that I play Dungeons & Dragons. >:
VinceZeb
May 12th, 2003, 12:53 PM
Yeah, I'd admit I'm a D&D geek. You got a special place on you resume for that?
Protoclown
May 12th, 2003, 12:55 PM
I've made no secret of the fact that I play D&D, Vince.
Which is exactly why it is simultaneously SHOCKING, OFFENSIVE, and INSULTING that you would make a reference to that fact.
kellychaos
May 12th, 2003, 12:58 PM
I would just like to say, that as a Dungeons & Dragons geek, I am DEEPLY offended by Vince's unfounded insinuation that I play Dungeons & Dragons. >:
As a level 12 human with magic, I would think that the attacks of a level 1 troll wouldn't bother you. Just relax and roll again. :)
VinceZeb
May 12th, 2003, 12:59 PM
Cute, kelly. Why don't you take your +2 Lips of sucking to my +4 Magic enhanced Long Staff.
sspadowsky
May 12th, 2003, 01:02 PM
Listen here, nancy-boy. I'll be glad to hear your opinions on being a father in the god-awful event that a woman will be willing to bear your spawn. Until then, why don't you keep your "uninformed opinion" to yourself and shut the fuck up?
Until you are willing to say "I admit that I didn't know 'denigrate' was a word," why don't you shut the fuck up?
Until you are willing to say, "I made up the submarine letter thing," why don't you shut the fuck up?
Until you can swallow your grossly and unjustifiably inflated pride, and say "I have never used a weapon to defend myself or my family; I just made it up," why don't you shut the fuck up?
Listen, I'll be down in St. Louis in about a month. If you want, you can show me the weapon you used to defend your family or whatever the fuck it is you say happened that we all know is a flat-out lie. Hell, I'll even help you go through your apartment- who knows, if we put our heads together, we just might be able to find that submarine letter! Oh wait.... you threw that out, didn't you?
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VinceZeb
May 12th, 2003, 01:05 PM
Uhhh... why the fuck would I want to meet anyone off a message board? Talk about the pinnacle of geekness. Dude, get a fucking life.
kellychaos
May 12th, 2003, 01:05 PM
Looks like you stepped on your +4 Magic enhanced Long Staff, Vinnypoo. :lol
sspadowsky
May 12th, 2003, 01:16 PM
Let's talk about getting a life, and, while we're at it, the benefits of meeting people off a message board.
The first thing that comes to mind is this: I've met a whole lot of the people off this website. I've even invited some of them into my home, introduced them to people important to me, etc. The benefit is that, first of all, they're some damn fine people, and some of them have become good friends of mine. Furthermore, when we talk about things on the board here, they know I'm not full of shit.
So, that's why I called you out. I'm a native St. Louisan, and I'll be visting my family. Hell, you probably don't live too far away from them.
I'm willing to be you're a West County kid whose parents gave him too much unrestricted internet access, and it's allowed your mouth and your ego to get a little too big for your own good. So I'd be willing to devote just a tad of my time from planning my wedding to meet you and see if you're just as full of shit as you seem to be on this board.
Edit: Hm. I notice Vince has abruptly left the board. Curious. Maybe he's trying to find the letter. Or maybe he's trying to get his fat ass onto the elliptical trainer he's been pretending to use. :)
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Vibecrewangel
May 12th, 2003, 01:24 PM
Vince...man....I actually gotta get involved here.....
Why do you continue to try to make yourself look bigger than life on a message board? Especially this message board. I mean really. Around here, other than characters, the posters are pretty much on the level about who they are, what they do, how they live and own up when they've made a mistake.
But you seem to be playing some strange masturbatory game of one-up-manship. In other words....you're the only one playin'.
kellychaos
May 12th, 2003, 01:32 PM
I don't know ... do you guys REALLY want to see the Vince behind the curtain. Seems like it'd be kind of a let down to me. :/
mburbank
May 12th, 2003, 01:50 PM
"But then when your are sexually inadaquete in bed, it is easy to project your hatred onto others, as the example of Max projecting his onto my persona."
-Vinth
"...lacking in what we like to call the "balls" department."
-Vinth
"...ask 100 different women of all different types what kind of man is better:"
-Vinth
"...you keep steping on my vastly superior penis."
-Vinth
"Max, I have no "sexual dominace" issue with you. You seem to be the one that keeps bringing it up. "
-Vinth
Okay, you need to come up with some sort of symbol, maybe an emoticon so I know when it's one of those times you are deliberately trying to make yourself look stupid.
"You work at a job that requires no real skill or effort as it comes to dealing with real word matters. "
-Vinth
"I could also give a fuck less about your job."
-Vinth
Was that one of those times? This is where the "I meant to look stupid" emoticon could come in handy.
"Your existance in my life begins and ends on this message board. Once I am not here, I don't even give you a second thought. "
-Vinth
Except for on your own site. Or on message boards where you mention me. But apart from that, you're... wait, is this where that new emoticon would go?
"When I talk about defending my family, I am talking about defending my family, my friends, and anyone else who needs it. "
-Vinth
So, by 'family', you mean absolutely anybody, as in 'the human family'? My bad.
"I have used a weapon to defend in my lifetime."
-Vinth
Shhhhh! It's a secret! I'm sure it's an axciting story that validates you as a person. Well guess what, I did too! This bad guy was coming at my family (ie. some guy I've never seen before) And I rolled up my submarine letter and bopped him on the nose! So there!
Protoclown
May 12th, 2003, 05:37 PM
Uhhh... why the fuck would I want to meet anyone off a message board? Talk about the pinnacle of geekness. Dude, get a fucking life.
Translation: I've love to meet some of the people I've been talking to, but I know they wouldn't like me and I would just end up GOING HOME AND CRYING LIKE A FAT FUCKING BABY.
VinceZeb
May 12th, 2003, 06:17 PM
sspadowsky, you are such a fucking lameass.
1) I leave the message board the same fucking time every day on the weekdays becuase I GO TO WORK.
2) I am not even from St. Louis, and I have stated that time and time again. I MOVED down here. Learn to read, you fucking joke.
3) I work and pay my own bills, cunt. I enjoy my standard of living because I work my ass off to do so.
4) I don't want to meet ANYONE I talk to online. Why bother meeting up with a bunch of dorks anyway? I have what I do online and what I do in real life. They are two seperate things. "Wow, I am meeting my internet buddy!" Man, that is such a fucking joke. Get a life, you goddamn geek.
And please, calling me a West County pussy? From what I seen of you on here and what I know of St. Louis, you are probably one of those Sulard uppity douchebags or a Frontnac prep. And before you even go on about the spelling, I could give a shit less about how to spell it.
AChimp
May 12th, 2003, 06:24 PM
No, no, Proto. You got it all wrong.
Uhhh... why the fuck would I want to meet anyone off a message board? Talk about the pinnacle of geekness. Dude, get a fucking life.
Translation: I don't want to meet any of you in real life because then you would all know what I was really like rather than allowing me to ensnare you in my web of lieeeessss!!!
sspadowsky
May 12th, 2003, 06:35 PM
Ooh! He's all afroth! Look at how much he's cursing! Careful, Vincie; we wouldn't want you to get the hives and pass out.
4) I have what I do online
"Lie my ass off about being a player and a real tough guy"
and what I do in real life.
"Wipe the jizz out of the peep show booths at the Doctor John's in Fenton"
I don't care whether you're FROM St. Louis, the point is that you live there NOW. And I'll be there in just a few short weeks. And I'm inviting you to redeem yourself, and prove that you're not just a fucked-up, pathological liar.
I work and pay my own bills, cunt. I enjoy my standard of living because I work my ass off to do so.
And what, again, is this glamorous job of yours? I don't recall you mentioning it. Though you're comfortable talking about Burbank's "shitty museum job," I just can't remember talking about what it is that YOU do. Maybe it's because you're not too proud of it, because you can't land a good job with an intellect as dim as yours.
By the way, I've met Max and Proto both in person. Those guys? On the level. You? Entirely, to the point of bursting through your skin, full-of-shit.
Me? Far from uppity. I'm pretty sure my dorky internet buddies will back me up on that one.
Come on, Vince. The weekend of June 13th. How 'bout it, sissy-boy? I can hear your skin breaking out in hives all the way up here.
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VinceZeb
May 12th, 2003, 06:46 PM
OH MAN! You are giving me a chance to redeem myself on an internet message board? Man, thanks for that huge favor! I know people that have had to sell their souls or their children's virginity for that big illustrious favor!
But I guess you found me out! I am just a big geek that sits in his basement all day and doesnt work and I like being an internet badass! That's why I don't want to meet anyone! Oh man, got me there!
Dude, do you see what you type or do you just banter on about useless crap. I never once said my job was glorious. I just work at a job that allows me to live the way I do, and it is quite comfortable. My life is nice. I have no complaints. I have more important things to do then meet some douchebag off the internet. What the fuck would we talk about? Net people?!? Man, big conversation there.
THIS IS AN INTERNET MESSAGE BOARD! Get it through your head!
sspadowsky
May 12th, 2003, 07:01 PM
Simple deal, Vinnie. Just admit that you're a total bullshit artist (well, that's not even accurate, because any real bullshit artist can fool people at least SOME of the time). Admit that you''ve lied about pretty much every claim you've ever made here, or prove that they're true, and I'll leave you alone.
Otherwise, you're just gonna get your ass railed until you get tired of it and leave.
I have more important things to do then meet some douchebag off the internet. What the fuck would we talk about? Net people?!? Man, big conversation there.
Yes, undoubtedly you have very big, important things going on. Like your website. Why, you must spend hours honing your literary craft! Who's your biggest influence? Virgil? Socrates? Larry Flynt? You're right, the time it would take to meet me would be much better spent spinning social commentary that will last throughout the ages! :puke
I offered you the chance to meet primarily because I wanted to see what someone so astoundingly stupid looked like in real life. I'm a-callin' you on the carpet, Vinnie. I'm from the Show-Me State. I wanna see how you defended yourself with a weapon. I wanna see your offer to be a sub commander or whatever the hell it was. I wanna be there in person to get you to just once back up one of your stupid, outrageous claims. I'll take pictures and post 'em here, and say, "Hey, Vinnie's not such a bad guy after all, and he's totally not a lying sack of shit with no self-esteem whatsoever!"
I mean, it's a legitemate offer, pally. But, it's a free country, and you're welcome to be a chickenshit if you want to.
EDIT: By the way, Vinnie, your last post positively REEKED of "Quit pickin' on me!"
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VinceZeb
May 12th, 2003, 07:17 PM
*yawn*
Please.
AChimp
May 12th, 2003, 07:23 PM
For someone who "has a nice life" and "has no complaints," you sure complain a lot.
Especially about taxes.
sspadowsky
May 12th, 2003, 08:29 PM
Haha. That's what I thought. Why don't you go put on a dress and dance around for us while you complain about taxes? And do it in a high-pitched, girly voice to match the sissiness of the "real" Vinnie.
I am absolutely 100% dead serious about my offer, Vinnie. And I think you know it.
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VinceZeb
May 12th, 2003, 08:52 PM
I am dead serious with my response.
Protoclown
May 12th, 2003, 09:02 PM
Spad's a good guy, Vince. Fun guy to hang out with. So is Burbank.
Are you afraid you might disappoint, after we've all built up such a godly image of your Atlas stature and Einstein intellect?
AChimp
May 12th, 2003, 09:18 PM
In the words of our late, beloved kapn, Vince is afraid that he might have to ponk all your asses if he were ever in your presence.
VinceZeb
May 12th, 2003, 09:29 PM
Spad can be Max Power for all I care, I don't want to "hang out" with him or associate with him anywhere else except this message board, and in limited capacity at that.
Carnivore
May 13th, 2003, 05:51 AM
Limited capacity is all you're capable of.
I've decided that Chimp's will probably be the last Malevolent Seal of Approval™ given for smacking Vince around. Intentionally or (most likely) unintentionally, Vince is self-mocking and I'll only recognize someone for shooting a fish in a barrel if it's with a nuclear missile.
VinceZeb
May 13th, 2003, 09:39 AM
Yeah, I just got smacked around, didnt I carnivore? Don't you have something more wothy of your brain power, like eating toenails?
Just because you say "I got smacked around" doesn't make it true.
mburbank
May 13th, 2003, 10:39 AM
Sure, but if you say it RIGHT AFTER someone gets smacked around, in reference to the smacking around they just got, then it's pretty much true.
Sspad, if you want to meet Vinth, just compare Bush to Hitler and then run for like school council or something. Here's what Vince said to Helm.
"I hope you do not try to gather any sort of power in this world, because I would almost guarentee that I would move to your place of residence and make sure you are put back into the cave you came from. "
Vinth, you wouldn't even have to move! It would be so convenient for you!
sspadowsky
May 13th, 2003, 10:44 AM
Yeah, that's what gets me, Max. I'm making it so easy for him.
If all of these goofy claims of his were true, he'd have no reservations at all about meeting me. But, if he was a chickenshit pansy-ass windbag, as he most assuredly is, it's easy to see why he wouldn't want the curtain pulled back, as it were.
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mburbank
May 13th, 2003, 10:52 AM
There could be other reasons. He might be a lady.
Maybe he's fa-witened by your tough talk.
Maybe he has a hideous defformity, like a partially born twin or something.
Maybe he's a 'late bloomer'.
Maybe he's fraid you'll try to kill him, like that dude that got stalked down from Newsfilter! THAT was some scary shit. I mean, after all, I-mockery is "The Lion's Den".
VinceZeb
May 13th, 2003, 11:05 AM
No, it is becuase I don't care to meet him.
Even if I met people off the internet, why would I want to meet someone who has done nothing but insult me for the past 4 months? Yeah, thats real smart. That's what you do in real life as well, go out of your way to meet someone who has insulted you constantly and thinks your full of shit so you can prove them wrong on a internet message board which can be easily taken care of by NEVER COMING BACK TO IT!
Now, who sounds like the fucking nerd here, people?
kellychaos
May 13th, 2003, 11:16 AM
No, it is becuase I don't care to meet him.
Even if I met people off the internet, why would I want to meet someone who has done nothing but insult me for the past 4 months?
Well. THAT certainly narrows the field of people Vince would be willing to meet off-line, now doesn't it? :lol
sspadowsky
May 13th, 2003, 11:42 AM
Now, who sounds like the fucking nerd here, people?
I dunno for sure, but I'd probably point my finger at the guy who has spent the last TWO months on a message board making up a bunch of shit that never happened, and then backpedaling like the little weiner he is when people call him on his bullshit stories. That'd have to be my vote for "who's the nerd?"
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mburbank
May 13th, 2003, 12:37 PM
Cut him some slack, Sspad, he just admitted in another thread (finally) tht he lied about almost everything he's said and exaggerated everything else wildly.
VinceZeb
May 13th, 2003, 12:42 PM
Yep, thats the reason right there.... :(
mburbank
May 13th, 2003, 12:48 PM
See?
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