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Jeanette X
May 10th, 2003, 02:27 PM
I just got out the shower, and as I type this, I am TOTALLY NUDE!
I feel so free! Everyone, liberate yourselves from the shackles of clothing! Do not conform to the standards of our repressive society! Use the Internet as God made you! Be free! POST NUDE! :boob :boob

Born free...free as the wind blows...:)
Esuohlim
May 10th, 2003, 02:39 PM
PICTURES >:
Jeanette X
May 10th, 2003, 02:40 PM
No peektures. No webcam, no website, no scanner. :)
So no wank.
kellychaos
May 10th, 2003, 02:41 PM
HORNY GOAT WOMAN >:
FS
May 10th, 2003, 02:42 PM
I always post nude. It gives my posts that extra "zing".
Jeanette X
May 10th, 2003, 02:43 PM
Tsk. Nudism isn't about sex. Its about nature. Its about being free and comfterable with your body.
Its also about the pleasant sensation of the air conditioner wafting up my cooze. :)
Esuohlim
May 10th, 2003, 02:46 PM
If the news shows someone getting arrested for stripping in an Internet Café, you are to blame. :(
Spectre X
May 10th, 2003, 02:46 PM
I am always nude underneath my clothing.
Jeanette X
May 10th, 2003, 02:50 PM
If the news shows someone getting arrested for stripping in an Internet Café, you are to blame. :(

:lol Thats the funniest thing I've heard on this board in a long time! Thanks!
Captain Robo
May 10th, 2003, 02:52 PM
Tsk. Nudism isn't about sex. Its about nature. Its about being free and comfterable with your body.
Its also about the pleasant sensation of the air conditioner wafting up my cooze.

Nudism is about skipping the "take your clothes off" part of rape >:
AChimp
May 10th, 2003, 03:03 PM
I always post in the nude. :rolleyes
mburbank
May 10th, 2003, 03:25 PM
I try to never, ever be totally nude. Not even in the tub. It's just too scary.
Spectre X
May 10th, 2003, 03:33 PM
that's because the scary toenail-clipper-pirhanas will eat your private aprts, isn't it?
ziggytrix
May 10th, 2003, 03:45 PM
Tsk. Nudism isn't about sex. Its about nature.


but nature is all about some sex...
Captain Robo
May 10th, 2003, 03:46 PM
that's because the scary toenail-clipper-pirhanas will eat your private aprts, isn't it?
Cap'n Crunch
May 10th, 2003, 04:09 PM
I try to never, ever be totally nude. Not even in the tub. It's just too scary.

Do you wear your bathing suit? I did that when I went on a camping trip a while ago. All the gays tried to peek through my curtain. :/
James
May 10th, 2003, 05:58 PM
I always post while masturbating. Knowing that pretty girls and funny men are going to read my posts without knowing that I posted it while masturbating gets me turns on, so I masturbate while posting.
dj bastard
May 10th, 2003, 06:02 PM
wtf is the point in getting naked if it aint for sex.
ps, fuck off jamesman you bastard.
mburbank
May 10th, 2003, 06:11 PM
A bathing suit is a good idea. I have been using tin foil and rubber bands. And I am not scared of anything beside the nudity itself.
Skulhedface
May 10th, 2003, 06:52 PM
STOP UNDRESSING ME WITH YOUR EYES!
mburbank
May 10th, 2003, 07:22 PM
those aren't my eyes
Cap'n Crunch
May 10th, 2003, 08:05 PM
Hey Max, can I quote you on that rubber band thing? That was the funniest thing I read in a while.
Esuohlim
May 10th, 2003, 08:26 PM
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE NINJA TURTLES? >:
Russo
May 10th, 2003, 08:27 PM
fuck you!
Cap'n Crunch
May 10th, 2003, 08:34 PM
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE NINJA TURTLES? >:

None of your posts acutually make sense anymore.
Schimid
May 10th, 2003, 08:38 PM
I was gonna make fun of Cap'n Crunch for something (Don't know what). But he's right. :/
Russo
May 10th, 2003, 08:44 PM
shut up you face
Schimid
May 10th, 2003, 08:56 PM
Your lack of using the letter "A" at the end of each word makes it hard to believe you're an Italian.
Russo
May 10th, 2003, 09:00 PM
shuttupa you face.
Esuohlim
May 10th, 2003, 10:22 PM
Looks like I've been owned by Cap'n Crunch, eh fellas?
Cap'n Crunch
May 10th, 2003, 10:41 PM
Yes you have. I'm making a label that says Cap'n Crunch to put on your face.
The Retro Kat
May 10th, 2003, 11:34 PM
You mean, you're writing on your penis?
Cap'n Crunch
May 10th, 2003, 11:38 PM
No, I'm writing with a label maker asshole. SWITCH!
The Retro Kat
May 10th, 2003, 11:41 PM
No, I'm writing with a label maker asshole. SWITCH!

No switch. Label maker? Is there such thing as name brand assholes? Is yours Tommy Ripped?
Les Waste
May 11th, 2003, 12:44 AM
Looks like I've been owned by Cap'n Crunch, eh fellas?

lol
HickMan
May 11th, 2003, 11:47 AM
I haven't posted nude in a while now. But every once in a while I like to make things a little more exciting. I'm always free-ballin though. :rolleyes
kellychaos
May 12th, 2003, 09:21 AM
I always post while masturbating. Knowing that pretty girls and funny men are going to read my posts without knowing that I posted it while masturbating gets me turns on, so I masturbate while posting.

http://store4.yimg.com/I/classic-motoring_1740_2077441

:wednesdayadams: :rock
sadie
May 13th, 2003, 02:35 PM
without knowing that I posted it while masturbating
oops.
mischief
May 14th, 2003, 06:45 AM
blech
kellychaos
May 14th, 2003, 12:14 PM
Cooze :) :assstickingtovinylseat

http://www.awa.com/w2/just_say_yes/ifidont.gif
Ninjavenom
May 14th, 2003, 02:33 PM
cooze is probably the most annoying euphamism i have ever heard.
kellychaos
May 14th, 2003, 02:38 PM
Missing the point. :/

http://www.heathenworld.com/9-11/gallery/t_binladen_donkey.jpg
sadie
May 14th, 2003, 03:55 PM
i'm not completely nude. i have this satin robe on. but look! i'm flashing you! hahahahaha. there i go again. flashing you! hahaha