mr fart friendly thread

[george]

this thread is for being friendly to mr. fart because i want to trick him into relaxing long enough for me to make a very disappointing pinata out of his head >:

[Jixby Phillips]

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[george]

why are you being mad in the thread to be nice to mr fart jixby phllips?

is it cause he has groovy hair?

[JeefGyle]

I am a Mister Fart fan!

[george]

that is the spirit Jeff.

keep it up guys. i need that disappointing pinata.

[JeefGyle]

I feel special that you used my real name...

George and I are bestest friends...

Jeef + George = BFFL :love

[george]

i would kill you for less than it takes to feed an african kid in those commercials.

[Les Waste]

PENNIES A DAY :/

[JeefGyle]

You're such a kidder George! :love

BFFL!

[noob3]

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I must enter a message while posting :(

[george]

i am sorry jeff. it has recently come to my attention that i am a heartless bastard incapable of loving or actually caring about anyone else, and that my motives in life are purely selfish. despite many concessions, and things that most people would not tolerate, i am unloveable and ubearable, and a bad example to all who depend on me or trust me.

therefore i believe i am incapable of being your friend, or even liking you.

my africa comment stands.

[glowbelly]

i :love you, georgie.
i :love mister fart too, even though he tricked me into believing he was my true :love spazboy by talking to me while i was drunk on jack daniel's and coke.
the bastard >:

[george]

were jack daniels and coke fun to hang out with? and did you all wake up with your pants on?

and the fact you love me also proves that you also have deep emotional issues that require that you have your antidepressants doubled every three months so that you can deal with the internal struggle of swallowing all the rage in your life because the people around you could not possibly care that you may have a good reason for being mad. they just want you to calm down and quit trying to be an actual person and rub their feet.

and i love you too :)

[glowbelly]

i never wake up with my pants on :(

[george]

i thought that was because you liked me :)