"REGRETS" by Max Burbank

[Mockery]

Max's first Visionary Darkness piece in quite a while is now up on the site. Good to see that the old guy still has time to crank out a new piece while the nurse empties out his bedpan.

http://www.I-Mockery.com/Visionary/regrets-square.jpg
"REGRETS" by Max Burbank:
http://www.I-Mockery.com/Visionary/regrets.asp

Enjoy!

-RoG-

[Ninjavenom]

Since when did you update during the daytime? Go back to bed, Dracula.

[sspadowsky]

Fuck. I-mockery.net is still accessible from my work. I-mockery.com is not.

FUCK.
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PAINFUL DOUBLE PENETRATIO (http://www.fucktube.com/video/11426/screaming-on-her-first-double-penetration)

[sloth]

That is very cool.

[Mockery]

Fuck. I-mockery.net is still accessible from my work. I-mockery.com is not.

FUCK.

Did they ever say exactly WHY they have I-Mockery.com blocked?

[NIGhtMAre]

Beacuse its just to cool.

[Cap'n Crunch]

The article was pretty funny; I like reading Max's stuff.

[noob3]

I HAD SOMETHING POSTED HERE BUT I FORGOT HOW IT PRETAINED TO SAID SUBJECT

[Brandon]

Hooray! Max writes again! :rock

Well done.

[noob3]

It made me sad, because I'm in my "prime". I'm 17, and I've spent the last 2 years of my life being a total hermit. Sigh. I will be old and sad one day without have doing anything remotley interesting, nothing to look back at. And then I'll die.

[Anonymous]

man that was depressing

[mburbank]

But in a funny way, right?

I had a premonition of doom, but I didn't tell anyone, and now I'm glad becuase it didn't come true.

I was in no way Murdered in Boston's China Town last night. At least I don't think so. Unless this is like one of the Twilight Zones where I think I'm sitting at work posting on I-mock while actually I'm lieing in a gutter in China Town, my life's blood drainging out of me.

[FartinMowler]

I liked that very much Max.

I don't know what people might have taken from that story but I found it motivating. I keep scribbling an idea that I have now for about two years and I never seem to get on with it and try and god damn it now I will!!

Thanks Max

[mburbank]

Thank you. Many of my favorite writers make me want to write, and if that's what you mean, I take it as a compliment.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

That was great Max...thats the stuff I missed and made me return...damn you Max...damn you to everlasting heck....

[mburbank]

So when I wrote that, and proofed it and rewrote it, I totally didn't think of it as depressing at all.

And now I re-read it, and I think I see where it might be taken that way.


i was kidding



the only regret i have is coming here. and staying.

wait thats two regrets.


shit.

[Protoclown]

WILL YOU HAVE MY BABY? :(

[soundtest]

I didn't find it depressing at all.

If someone would ask me "Where’d you get that tattoo?" and I could pull on a hand rolled smoke and say "Damned if I know" between tight grit teeth.

:lol