I hate People

[Bod]

And they hate me :(

[Schimid]

Yeah. >:

[Bod]

Everyone is a selfish bastard

[Bod]

Except me

[Schimid]

http://www.i-mockery.net/templates/smartDark/images/lang_english/icon_edit.gif

[ItalianStereotype]

quit your bitching schimid.

[Schimid]

Okay. :(

[Grande]

et tu, brute? :(

[Esuohlim]

THIS IS STUFF I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYMORE. DON'T BRING STUFF I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYMORE BACK TO THE TOP OF THE PAGE, K? >:

[Mike]

Hey!! Schimid's cool.

[Schimid]

Now Mike is cool. :rock

Now let this die. :(

[Esuohlim]

I wasn't talking to Schimid. :rolleyes

Now let this die. :(

[Schimid]

When I first came here, I thought Rongi, Esuohlim, and Cap'n Crunch were kinda the same. I'm sorry.

Now let this die. Seriously. :(

[Esuohlim]

Well everyone likes me and nobody likes Cap'n Crunch. :lol

It's not gonna die. :(

[Schimid]

Yeah, that's true.

Yeah, that's true. :(

[Cap'n Crunch]

Schmid is a faggot who thinks Hot Topic is cool. And Esuohlim lives on the I-Mockery boards.

fuckers.

[Esuohlim]

I got off pretty easy there. :lol

[Schimid]

Yeah, you did.

And it's the video game shirts at Hot Topic that are cool. Fag. :picklehat

[Anonymous]

here's where i say something stereotypically gay about what product I like at Hot Topic. And then someone else can come in with 'UMMMM, THAT'S NOT FOR GUYS....'

the pink-laced black fishnet shirts :<

[Schimid]

UMMM, THAT'S NOT FOR GUYS..........:lol

[Esuohlim]

LOL @ CHOJIN

[Cap'n Crunch]

Yeah, you did.

And it's the naked goth faggot posters at Hot Topic that are cool. I get a hard on whenever I look at them. :picklehat

YOU ARE SUCH A FAGOID. :dunce

[Schimid]

OMG. :x

[Esuohlim]

TAKE IT TO MOCK WARS, YOU TWO. >:

[Professor Cool]

I'd hardly call this a war, its more like a brisk mock slapfight.

[Schimid]

Every time I try to end it, he continues the onslaught. :(

[Anonymous]

i remember schimid as being a suck, but in one day he has made me love him :<

[Perndog]

I'd hardly call this a war, its more like a brisk mock slapfight.

You said it. I'm just waiting for the IRC newbies to show up and win the fight by smacking everyone around with trout. :troutslap

[The Retro Kat]

Perndog, I'd like to greet you by saying "What the fuck are you talking about? IRC?

[Perndog]

Oh, I'm sorry Kat, I thought everyone went through an IRC phase when they were about 13 or 14...I guess you haven't quite made it that far yet. :dunce

http://www.mirc.com/irc.html

[Esuohlim]

Who the hell chats anymore? :rolleyes

[The Retro Kat]

Yeah, chances are I'm never going to get to that phase of "IRC" because, quite frankly, it's gay. It's teh gay. Now, is that avatar of the 8 year old yours, perndog?

[Perndog]

Avatar of an 8-year old? I'd think of a reply, but I just don't get it. Do most 8-year-olds look like that picture?

And yeah, chat is pretty gay. That would be why I haven't spent any time in a chat room since I was about 14 (and yes, I was a nerdly little freak at the time. shoot me).

[The Retro Kat]

Wait...so you're not 8?

[Perndog]

I asked my mommy, and she said I'm not 8 years old, I just think that way.

[Esuohlim]

WHOA WHOA WHOA, LET'S TAKE THIS TO MOCK WARS FOLKS.

[The Retro Kat]

zing!

[Perndog]

Esuohlim's just trying to compensate for his closet chat addiction.

[Esuohlim]

OUCH LOL ZING

[Mike]

This may not be the most appropriate place, but...

I LOVE PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!

[Perndog]

Three cheers for utter randomness! Hip, Hip, Hoo-

Oh wait. What am I saying? Shut up, Mike. And then kill yourself. :suicide

[Rongi]

Your nose is fucking huge :(

[Perndog]

It's shaped funny, too.

[Mike]

:lol

[The Retro Kat]

zing!

[Anonymous]

you have girl lips

[Perndog]

I'm proud of my lips. They're useful.

[Anonymous]

I'll say.

[Esuohlim]

You're wearing too much rouge. :(

[Perndog]

I'm still learning how to put on just the right amount of makeup so it looks good but not trashy.