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Anonymous
Feb 5th, 2003, 01:28 PM
http://www.popndeth.com/imock/sombrerograve.jpg

Aiii...Yaiii...Yaiii Yaiii...

Father Helm will be along shortly to deliver some soothing words to the berieved.

Helm
Feb 5th, 2003, 01:32 PM
http://www.sylpher.com/helm/eulogy.gif

Jerseyboys' Dad, goodbye. It's better that you have died. Your son was way too gay for comfort, and plus he's bald and I can't begin to guess how ashamed you were of your totally gay son with a receding hairline. I guess you should have kept the condom on, huh. It's all up to the lil' korean kids anyhow. ******. Oh, I'm sorry about the racist slur, I didn't mean to say I fucking hate ******s, jews and spics like you. This will be the end of my eulogy, take care.

Now some words from his dear friends and family and then we can all hit the catering food!

george
Feb 5th, 2003, 01:34 PM
http://www.saguarofood.com/gift_baskets/04-fiesta.jpg

the food is all ready!!!

noob3
Feb 5th, 2003, 01:39 PM
http://www.oslusiadas.org/parade02/3%20mexicans%20&%20a%20chick.jpg

THREE BEERS FOR THE HERO

Anonymous
Feb 5th, 2003, 01:46 PM
Where is the guest of honor?

http://www.popndeth.com/imock/jerseybaldicon.gif

Mockery
Feb 5th, 2003, 01:48 PM
So fucking boring...

george
Feb 5th, 2003, 01:50 PM
http://www.clarkston.k12.mi.us/glennks/pinata.gif

i think he is off having fun listening to his rikki martin records and breaking pinata's.

Helm
Feb 5th, 2003, 01:51 PM
Rog, show some respect for the dead!

Anonymous
Feb 5th, 2003, 01:52 PM
Yes, it isn't as if they can jump up and dance around to amuse you. :(

noob3
Feb 5th, 2003, 01:55 PM
STOP SQUIRMING, MOCK >: YOU'RE UPSETTIGN THE BEANERS :(

Mockery
Feb 5th, 2003, 01:56 PM
Yes, it isn't as if they can jump up and dance around to amuse you.

Nor can any of these recent posts. :/

george
Feb 5th, 2003, 01:57 PM
i think mock hates boring people!!!! what a fucking jerk. not all of can be funny and cool. i am going to cry about it in a special thread :(

Malevolent
Feb 5th, 2003, 02:04 PM
I've been trying to lighten up as of late, but all these shitty threads are making it very difficult >:

CastroMotorOil
Feb 5th, 2003, 02:06 PM
I'll second that.....

george
Feb 5th, 2003, 02:07 PM
well zorak agrees with you carni. that should tell you something.

Mockery
Feb 5th, 2003, 02:07 PM
I've been trying to lighten up as of late, but all these shitty threads are making it very difficult

It really is pathetic. If it was just noobs, it'd be understandable...

whoreable
Feb 5th, 2003, 02:07 PM
look on the bright side. they will probaly get rid of jerseyboy for us.
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Anonymous
Feb 5th, 2003, 02:08 PM
I think it's hilarious, as well as others do, and it's for a greater good, so I will continue to do it until I get tired of it. :)

You've got a problem with that, Carn and newbie, you can suck my hot dog. :)

Mock, we sometimes don't see eye-to-eye on comedy, but I don't bitch in your minimock threads about it.

whoreable
Feb 5th, 2003, 02:11 PM
hilarious. no. mildly amusing maybe.
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Anonymous
Feb 5th, 2003, 02:11 PM
Well, thank god we got that cleared up.

Mockery
Feb 5th, 2003, 02:13 PM
Mock, we sometimes don't see eye-to-eye on comedy, but I don't bitch in your minimock threads about it.

It's hard not to bitch when I just shelled out over 100 bux so people can make hilarious "****** this, ****** that. your dad's dead. you're bald." threads.

It's called having some standards. You can be real funny when you want to Eric, as can a lot of the people on these boards... but this shit is just pathetic and I'm not alone when I say so.

noob3
Feb 5th, 2003, 02:14 PM
Dude, but dosn't the picture of Helm-priest make it all worth it?

george
Feb 5th, 2003, 02:15 PM
i know what will save this thread!!!

http://www.denny-miller.com/superman.jpg

a mystery. this guy playing superman is someone mock is all too familiar with. the first to realize who it is will officially be able to decide things cause there will be a suprise of epic proportions.

Anonymous
Feb 5th, 2003, 02:15 PM
What do you think is more hilarious? Jerseyboy's extended career or this thread?

*We need to suck it up and hug. The grief of this loss is weighing too heavily on our minds and causing us to bicker. :tear

Mockery
Feb 5th, 2003, 02:17 PM
It's Denny Miller, George. yay.

What do you think is more hilarious? Jerseyboy's extended career or this thread?

neither?

noob3
Feb 5th, 2003, 02:18 PM
HELM PRIEST, MOTHER FUCKERS >:

Anonymous
Feb 5th, 2003, 02:20 PM
Yeah, there's a reason he was selected for the ceremony.

PEOPLE, I THINK WE ARE FORGETTING WHY WE'RE HERE; THIS IS A MEXICAN FUNERAL. GO BLOW OFF SOME ROMAN CANDLES AT PARKED CARS OR SOMETHING. JERSEY'S DAD WOULD HAVE WANTED IT THAT WAY.

george
Feb 5th, 2003, 02:22 PM
but why would denny miller be important to you mock???

jeeze, you are being too literal today.

never mind.

here:

http://www.denny-miller.com/gortons.jpg

this is what denny has been doing for the last 19 years of his life. he is the gortons fisheman. :(

sorry for trying to change gears a bit.

Mockery
Feb 5th, 2003, 02:23 PM
Changing gears is what the board could use. And yeah, I know he's the gorton's fisherman. Somebody emailed me his site a while back telling me I should kill him or something... :/

Anonymous
Feb 5th, 2003, 02:25 PM
WHINGING FORUM >:

george
Feb 5th, 2003, 02:25 PM
i can only handle so much failure in one day :(

Mockery
Feb 5th, 2003, 02:25 PM
WHINGING FORUM >:

SPELLING FORUM >:

Anonymous
Feb 5th, 2003, 02:45 PM
BLOEJOHB FORUM :tear

Krythor
Feb 5th, 2003, 02:46 PM
My tension-sense is tingling! :eek

Anonymous
Feb 5th, 2003, 02:55 PM
YALL DONT LIKE THIS THREAD BCUZ YUR RACIST

James
Feb 5th, 2003, 02:57 PM
http://www.dirtysanchezthemovie.com/images/still_11.jpg

Crimson Ghost
Feb 5th, 2003, 03:53 PM
http://www.crw.org/tours/Guatemala/sales_kid.jpg
Jersey's trying to raise money for his dad's funeral.

Kalashnikov
Feb 5th, 2003, 04:01 PM
Chojin, first of all, the dead father jokes won't get rid of me. If anything, they'll make me pity you, for being a sad, pathetic fuck who gets his kicks from making fun of people who were better than you. I won't even degrade myself to your level by responding to any of your lame "jokes". If anything, I can say that I pissed you off so bad, you're just trying so vehemently to get rid of me. Are you afraid of me for some reason? Why do you want to get rid of me so bad? If you can recall, I never insulted you, unless provoked. I was usually minding my own business, when all of a sudden you popped your chubby head into the thread and started attacking me. Who knows, maybe you have some sort of weird crush on me, and your obsession is turning you into some sick, desperate fuck who wants to win my attention.

I have nothing against you. I never had. And I don't hold anything against you. I forgive you, and hope the best for you. And I hope you never have to live what I went through. I really hope that you may see your father grow old. And please, don't ever say you hate him. Because you never know when he'll be gone, without a chance for you to say you're sorry.

Helm
Feb 5th, 2003, 04:54 PM
I know this is the most fun I've had in a while around here, and yeah, I know that's not why you give 100 bucks for, but what am I supposed to do, re-read my posts before I post them so I can judge if they are worthy to be posted? That's just... too logical to consider!


If you think we're being too hard on the bad headed stoner, that's another deal.


edit: I was gonna change bad head to bald headed, but he's definately got a bad head so I think it a freudian slip, an expression of my subconscious and only proper to leave as is. Don't mess with the subconscious man.
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noob3
Feb 5th, 2003, 04:57 PM
I'd pay 100 bucks to see that priest pic :(

mburbank
Feb 5th, 2003, 05:04 PM
WAITAMINUTE, KASHILNIKOFF IS JERSEYBOY?!>?

Jixby Phillips
Feb 5th, 2003, 05:21 PM
I WOULD LIKE TO ADD A REPLY TO THIS THREAD:

****** THIS ****** THAT :lol

THANKS YALL MAH DAD IS DEAD... FROM LAUGHING ;)

Les Waste
Feb 5th, 2003, 05:56 PM
I don't care what anyone says, Chojin and Helm made me LOL :(

Anonymous
Feb 5th, 2003, 07:04 PM
;D

JeefGyle
Feb 5th, 2003, 07:22 PM
I never liked Jerseyboy, in fact I've always hated him.

But I always sympathize with those who have lost someone close to them. It is never something that should be attacked, or made fun of.

Jersey, I have never liked you, and I know you don't like me. But I know you deserve a lot more respect than this.

I'm sorry for your loss

whoreable
Feb 5th, 2003, 07:26 PM
LOL GOOD ONE JEEF :lol
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Anonymous
Feb 5th, 2003, 07:27 PM
JEEF IS GETTING THE HANG OF THIS :lol

Les Waste
Feb 5th, 2003, 07:37 PM
OK JEEF'S COMMENT CROSSED THE LINE :/

HE NEEDS TO BE BANNED FOR HIS COMMENTS >:

whoreable
Feb 5th, 2003, 07:38 PM
JERSEYBOY HAS FEELINGS TOO JEEF >:
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CrapOnAStick
Feb 5th, 2003, 07:43 PM
JERSEYBOY HAS FEELINGS TOO JEEF >:

For Jeef's mom :lol

James
Feb 5th, 2003, 07:44 PM
I think Jerseyboy should be banned, so he can't make responses that encourage this kind of behavior. >:

CrapOnAStick
Feb 5th, 2003, 07:45 PM
I bet Jerseyboy killed his dad just to make us feel bad for him >: