I have girl problems.

[HickMan]

There is this girl that I know, I really don't like her at all. In fact I hate her so much... If I had a gun, I'd kill her, or at least shoot her in the leg. Well she always talks to me when I'm on the school bus home. I told her to shut up and turn around in her seat alot of times. When I'm listening to my cd player on the bus, she takes em off my head and start talking about her ''musicals'' and how she has the main part in one. I just tell to shut the fuck up and leave me alone, and then she just gives my the finger and tells me to fuck myself. She just won't shut up and leave me alone. I was so desprite one time that I told her that her dad looks like saddam. (Which he does). Please someone help me get rid of the burdon that is Gina. I would rather die than go out with 'her'. I would never spend money on 'her'. :suicide

[Esuohlim]

Gee, I wish there was some sort of forum, or "Loveline" if you will, where we can put our Questions and Suggestions about girl issues and such in.

[kellychaos]

They really should expand this site to include a "Loveline" forum. >:

[Jixby Phillips]

Well thanks kelly, I didn't get the joke untill you repeated it.

[HickMan]

Fuck what the hell is wrong with all of you? Maybe it is in the questions and suggestions forum because it is a Question. And rarely anybody goes into the Loveline forum. I wanted answers to a QUESTION. I don;t need a lecture about where I should I put my posts. The only person that goes in Loveline on a regular basis is Jamesman and I don't want advice from him. :explode

[Esuohlim]

You suck :lol

[Mister Sarcastic]

I would rather die than go out with 'her'.

No, don't. You have SOOOO much to live for :rolleyes

[Ninjavenom]

Punch her. Hard. In the face.

[SatnsAngel]

just hire a hit man and get it over and done with... I have the same problems with guys and i already got rid of all of them.. its so simple :)

[HickMan]

I might punch her if she keeps on annoying me. Or even hire a hitman. Thanks! Mr.Sarcastic, SHUT THE FUCK UP.

[noob3]

Call her on the phone
Oh shit, she isn't home
And you never know
That she ain't with someone else
Gotta say the right thing
She might think you're a fool
Gotta lie through your teeth
To make her think you're cool

I don't need girl problems
I've got troubles as it is
I don't need to waste my time
I don't need more shit...

You lower your fuckin' pride
Because you think she's what you need
So you don't mind the pain
Or the way you always feel
It's just a game
She's got you on a line
Throw your feeling to the wind
She's fuckin' with your mind

[SatnsAngel]

hick man if you do need some held with getting rid of the phyco just tell me... it would be my pleasure

[jin]

"Psycho"

[HickMan]

Satans Angel, start off by killing Mr.Sarcastic, then go for anybody that pisses you off. I'll just hit her really hard if she does it again. Although it's not nice to hit girls. Why in God's name is this forum in Loveline now? There is no 'Love' between us two. I really hate her. I dunno about her though, I pray to God that she hates me too.

[sadie]

I would rather die than go out with 'her'. I would never spend money on 'her'.
i'm thinking the single quotes on 'her' mean it's not really a 'her' after all. go on and 'fess up: there's no shame in having homosexual urges. ;)

[AChimp]

I am saddened by the fact that you never posted in my thread, sadie. :(

[Pub Lover]

Hickman, you should screw her, & then she'll leave you alone, but if she doesn't, then just screw her again, but this time do a bunch of kinky stuff, then she'll leave you alone, but if she doesn't, then you should marry her. :(

[Helm]

You should be nice to her, and take as much time as needed to calmly explain why you do not want to be her friend. People have feelings, even the ones that 'you don't like' and which 'you'd rather die than go out with'. But good call on not spending your hardearned cash on her! We wouldn't want you to starve to death or anything >:

[SatnsAngel]

fucking her is a bad idea... what if she carries some kind of std..

[pjalne]

Thought you were done rhyming, Angel.

[HickMan]

Thanks! Now I have a mental image of fucking her! Thanks alot! All I need is a mental image of fucking a 200 pound girl with acne all over her legs and face (I dunno about the rest of her body). You guys are sure swell.fuckin bastard. :suicide

[Professor Cool]

Oh Hickman :(

What would you do if I sang out tune.....
Would you stand up and walk out on me....

[SatnsAngel]

boy you better watch out.... now i dont think i can deal with a 200 lbs girl with acne... i have bad luck when it comes to chicks like that

[Esuohlim]

Lend me your ears and I'll sing you a song...
I will try not to sing out of key...

[HickMan]

MMM I get by with a little help from my friends.
MMM I get high with a little help from my friends.

[executioneer]

I can't believe nobody has suggested THIS idea yet :/


KILL YOURSELF

-willie

[HickMan]

Why would I kill myself when it's so much more refreshing to kill others? Besides she isn't worth the time for me to put a bullit in my head.

[Esuohlim]

Besides she isn't worth the time for me to put a bullit in my head.

Maybe you should try using a bullet instead. ;)

[Helm]

That was pretty cheap.

[Professor Cool]

MMM I get by with a little help from my friends.
MMM I get high with a little help from my friends.

Thank you, I never knew what the other lyrics are

and milhouse you only encouraged him on >:

[Ninjavenom]

Show her your dirty videos. I know nothing gets women hornier than Greaseball Fist-Fest 2000.

[Geggy]

Get a job and start saving up for a car.

When you finally have enough money for a car, run her over and throw her body in a car. Drive toward a cliff and jump out of the car before it goes over. From then on, you will enjoy your ride on the bus back home in peace and quiet with your cd player.

[sadie]

aw, chimp. i didn't know you cared. :P

[kellychaos]

Well thanks kelly, I didn't get the joke untill you repeated it.

Well, if that was my "thing", I'd bring up your name but that would be redundant too. :)

[shithousepoet]

some advice, just ignore her, eventually she will leave u alone.

[Zosimus]

have you considered asking her (straight up) what is up i.e: "are you in love with me or somethin?" After that, you can always tell her straight up, that you don't share those feelings for her!
That is "meeting her in the middle of the road" and neither of you will be comprimising yourselves into a situation that you might otherwise feel uncomfortable in!!

[HickMan]

Zosimus, seriously that was the smartest thing I have ever heard on these forums in a long time. Thanks. :)

[Royal Tenenbaum]

After that, kill yourself. :)

[Zosimus]

you are VERY welcome :)

[kellychaos]

http://www.midol.com/images/homepagebackDev.jpg

[Cap'n Crunch]

Just stand up and pee on her.

[HickMan]

no

[SatnsAngel]

hick man are you still trying to find out ways to get rid of her.... i guess just do the smart thing..

[HickMan]

She dosn't bother me anymore. I told her off. She dosn't even look at me! Zosimus, thanks. You were the only person to take these posts seriously. :)