WE'RE BACK ON ORANGE ALERT!!!

[mburbank]

" Speaking to reporters while administration officials were considering raising the level, Senate Armed Services Committee Chairman John Warner, R-Va., said "I think Americans should give heed and pay attention to what they decide."

"We do not know the specificity of where a strike could or could not come, but I think prudent measures are being taken by the president on down, by his administration," Warner said.



Say, John, who writes your material, Vinth?

[VinceZeb]

What is this whole Vinth thing? Is it supposed to be funny or some sort of in-joke?

[mburbank]

NONE OF YOUR BEETH WAXTH!!

[sspadowsky]

Let me see if I understand the Senator correctly: "Something bad may or may not happen somewhere, at some time."

OK, Senator, I'll take all the necessary precautions. :confused

Idiot.
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RECALL WELLBUTRIN (http://www.classactionsettlements.org/lawsuit/wellbutrin/)

[FS]

Juuust as long as you don't worry your pretty little head about Iraq threatening to become Afghanistan II, the Revenge.

[mburbank]

I think Crayola should rename one of their Orangish Crayons "Orange Alert" Or maybe "Heigtened Rish Orange".

[Brandon]

Considering terrorism has become the new communism in terms of what Americans are paranoid of...

...do you think we should call this period the "Orange Scare"?

[AChimp]

NONE OF YOUR BEETH WAXTH!!

I shall fwee Woger! :lol

[Protoclown]

HOLY SHIT!!! ARE ALL THE HATCHES BATTENED DOWN??? :eek

[kellychaos]

Let me know what you think (no disrespect intended) of my new novelty t-shirt idea:

"My < fill in the blank > got killed in a terrorist < fill in the blank > and all I got was this lousy orange T-shirt!"

[Esuohlim]

Just don't duct tape (http://www.snopes.com/rumors/ducttape.asp) your house...

[Jixby Phillips]

I shall fwee Woger! :lol

FUCK YOU.

[AChimp]

We have no Woger!

[Jixby Phillips]

I hope you get KILLED.

[mburbank]

Kelly, I think your T-shirt idea is pretty funny, but in the current climate you could get killed (literally) for wearing it.

[Carnivore]

http://img.galls.com/images/products/LB567M022403.jpg
Damn! Then I guess I shouldn't order this and wear it on my head.

[Protoclown]

Carnie made me LOL too :lol

I am too LOLABLE

[mburbank]

In case anyone is wondering, we are still on Orange Alert. I checked the Governments website.

[Zosimus]

One thing is national security another is mass paranoia! :( !

"Vinth"? BWAAHAHAHAHAHA!!

[mburbank]

The Republican Nominating convention is going to be held in NYC about a week before September 11, which is a pretty ballsy use of tragedy and will go down in political history as a really amazing bit of Machievellian strategy, a really stupid assesment of National gullability, or, in the event of an actual terrorist attack on NY, just a dumb as dirt idea.

Do you suppose with such a tempting target event in such a tempting target city they will crank up the national alert to Orange, or just leave it there from now until then?

[Zosimus]

...I dare say that it is a good strategy they are using if the convention is looking for election-sympathy. A sort of commercial psychology for the people.
In fact, where better to have their rebulican convention, than right there in the very wound of the stab; the place, where tragedy struck us all down like a bolt of lighting! It doesn't require a lot to find attention there, and they are catching people with the remenance of patriotic rhetoric.

Nothing like a quick election mind-fuck!

[AChimp]

Here is a simple explanation for the latest Orange alert:

http://www.heroinaddiction2.com/images/white%20powder%20heroin.jpg = http://www.swt.edu/~bf1007/goldbond003.jpg + http://www.financialsense.com/resources/fed/images/greenspan.jpg

[mburbank]

Sorry, sorry, we've been back on yellow alert for a coouple of day now, you can all can all go back to feeling just, you know, lemony elevated, and not orange-orange heightened.

[The_voice_of_reason]

YELLOW???? Shit now I have to sell my gas mask and bomb shelter. Say, do you know anyone who need six boxes of duct tape?