In about five hours I'll be 41.

[mburbank]

I took the day off. You should to.

[Captain Robo]

You're not old.

[Evil Robot]

In a few months I will be 25, and I too took the day off due to a malfunctioning car. Have you had your colon checked recently?

[kellychaos]

Howza bout:

Evil Robot: "You must be tired, Max."

Max: "Why?"

Evil Robot: "Because you've been running around my mind all day."

Just thinkin' that that colon pick-up line doesn't work for guys under 70. Just sayin' :)

I'll just set this "Happy Birthday" right here for you Max ... next to the Geritol ... you can pick it up when you're past the denial.

[sadie]

happy bday, ya damn geezer. :P

[Anonymous]

Happy B-Day

In two hours

[Jixby Phillips]

LETS ALL SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO TODAY :picklehat

[Matt Harty]

Happy birthday to today, burbank, and the orange alert.

[kellychaos]

I find it exceedingly suspicious that the alert level just HAPPENS to go up on Max's birthday. CONSPIRACY?! >:

[mburbank]

One man's conspiracy is another man's life plan. And denial schnemial. I like being old.

[Matt Harty]

MUST BE. I will continue to do research on this COINCIDENCE and return back with information.

[Protoclown]

Happy Birthday, Max!

[CastroMotorOil]

happy birthday max :rave

[Bennett]

There is no cake emoticon, ergo:

:meat

Happy Birthday

[Mockery]

Holy shit you're right. We don't have a cake logo.

Happy birthday Max. You sure you don't want the brown flower still?

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/2000/i-mockery-cake.jpg

[Krythor]

Happy birthday, maxie :pirate

[kellychaos]

I hope that the cake doesn't take as long to unload as it did to load ... especially considering ... you know ... Max's age and all :/

[Grazzt]

Happy birthday, you old Commie bastard. Vince says hi, too.

[Les Waste]

My brother's birtday is also May 21st. I think he's 23. Yeah, I'm pretty sure he's 23. I bought him an Aqua Teen Hunger Force t-shirt. He'd better like it. >:

[Buffalo Tom]

You will happy to know that you share the same day of nascency as one Judge Reinhold.

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0304669/C159-34_R.jpg

Happy Birthday, Mr. Burbank!

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Happy Birthday, Max...you're a stone pants rabbit...

[Cap'n Crunch]

Happy birthday Max.

[slapass]

Happy Birthday!

*mutters*old fart

:P

[Jeanette X]

Happy birthday! The gods themselves are celebrating!

http://www.halfmoon.org/.odd/birthday.gif
I have already sacraficed three captured warriors in your honor!

(And 41 isn't that old! My parents are both in their late fifties!)

Happy birthday Max!

[Ninjavenom]

Happy Birthday.

[Rongi]

Happy birthday :o

[FS]

Hah! My dad hit the big 60 this year.

Delightful Celebration Day, Max.

[Captain Robo]

HERES YOUR PRESENT

http://lookinside-images.amazon.com/Qffs+v35leqLHJeQslKMTId6vrlxUnai5VBNcUDGcdImvsaxJi vj8xuPyz4Yk1ZR3Ra+ryng6lI=

[Les Waste]

I think this is also Mr T's and the Notorious B.I.G.'s birthday today. :(

[MrAdventure]

HAPPY BIRTHDYA MAX BLURBANK I HOPE EVERYTHINGABOUT ME IS CHEERFUL ENOUGH TO COUNT AS A PRESENT (J/K I TRIED TO FIND A DOBIE GRAY T-SHIRT BUT )

P.S. 24 MORE YEARS AND YOU CAN BE IN MY COMIC

[mburbank]

Okay, despite all claims to the contrary, I rarely drink these days but just at the moment I am completely spifflicated.

[sadie]

hey. i'm ready to pack a bong to get splifficated myself. :P

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I'm about shitfaced myself...Samuel Smiths Oatmeat Stout......my new favorite.

[Captain Robo]

I never understood the term "Shit-faced" :lol

[AChimp]

Happy birthday, Mr. Burbank! Just think, in about 8750 hours, you'll be 42! :)

[Carnivore]

I hope your birthday is miserable and it's the last one you ever have because you die soon >:

JK! LOL! :lol

[Sethomas]

Ooooooh, last birthday greeting for the day, if I make it on time, for you eastern bastards.
Happy birthday.

[AChimp]

You live near Max, don't you, Carni? It would be pretty embarrassing for him if you ended up adding his tally to your signature.

Carni's on-the-job body count: 13
Last kill: Failed to read instructions on enema packaging

[ItalianStereotype]

happy birthday max, you dirty old bastard. :bday ;)

[Anonymous]

happy birthday n shit

[Pub Lover]

ditto to what everyone else said.

[Anonymous]

I know a guy who had an enema accident

They are no joke

[LegoLars]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAX!

I like your style.

[mburbank]

AND, I'm not even very hung over today.

I should talk to Carni about my last wishes just in case. Right now I'm pretty much set on being left in the woods behind a crematorium.

[Daphne]

Happy Belated Birthday, Max!

[Carnivore]

Right now I'm pretty much set on being left in the woods behind a crematorium.

That's been done. I figure I'll just dig you a one-foot deep hole in a public park, half cover you with dirt, leave a shovel nearby, and let someone else finish the job. Oh, and would you like a wooden plank, a piece of styrofoam, or a piece of cardboard for a tombstone?

[Zosimus]

Max, it is already one day into your new year, but nevertheless:

http://www.shabbir.com/romance/bday.html

Cheers!!! :)

[Jeanette X]

AND, I'm not even very hung over today.

I should talk to Carni about my last wishes just in case. Right now I'm pretty much set on being left in the woods behind a crematorium.

Are you going to donate your organs?

[FS]

He is, but to a Haitian voodoo priest. Making Patrick Stewart immortal requires a lot of livers.

[Rongi]

:lol

[dj bastard]

happy birthday old timer.
its nice to know at least one person here is older and more wrinkly than me.:)

[Rongi]

ITS ALSO NICE TO KNOW THAT YOU WILL DIE AND EARLY DEATH, SINCE YOU'RE A RAVER :)

[dj bastard]

hi rongi hope your fine too.

[Rongi]

:)

[Krythor]

hi dj bastard I remember you from the other thread ;) :)

[mburbank]

Is this the same thread as that other thread?