Ultra Mega Super Powers

[JaKe]

If you could have four super powers (I find three to not be enough) what would they be? I feel like an ass for asking such a ridiculous question, but it seems to stir up some interesting answers, so...be interesting, ready...go.

Oh, here's mine:

1. Fly (obviously)
2. Shoot laser blasts from my eyes/mouth
3. puke up acid (Dane Cook convinced me of this)
4. Do a backflip (whenever I wanted)

[feelgood]

i jus need tha power of tha Lord to guide me :)

[Les Waste]

1. 19-inch-long penis
2. Real working kung-fu action
3. Plastic swords, nunchucks, or guns that can be placed into my hands, which are each forever frozen in the shape of the letter C.
4. The power of love, like that little fucker with the heart ring and the monkey from Captain Planet and the Planeteers.

>:

[whoreable]

Best Muthafuckin post in da house!

[testtube]

If I had superenergies, they would educate me to sexual monster of giantcPur-portion. Are here my fucking energies, which would rub donkey roll, as if they were a McDonalds donkey piece.

1. I would have enormous meat flaps for nipples, which would spread opened, in order to uncover a meat wall of the small deformed Penises, the acid completely large chests of the Over woman would spray.

2. The energy of a fleshy glove, which I could leave to mud around in each possible ol jump and a smell of the desire juice sweated, which would ooze from the forkings one smelly shit pile Dollardirnen.

3. A huge telescope that I would stick up woman's asses and it would project a 50 foot image of their stinking asshole for all to see above them as a hologram.

4. The energy to crush baby heads with my thunderous back parts.

[Jeanette X]

1. Unlimited telekinetic powers.
2. Telepathy at will.
3. unlimited clairvoyance (ability to see inside walls with the mind and such)
4. Invunerablity.

[whoreable]

ONE BILLION DOLLARS

MANY MANY HOT BABES

FAST CARS

ABILITY TO BREATHE FIRE

[JaKe]

Hmmm...breathing fire would be pretty hardcore.

[Captain Robo]

1. Telekinesis

2. Faith (Having God on your side doesn't hurt at all)

3. Ability to gather and blast energy from my hands

4. Invisibilty on command

I would have said flight, but if I was telekinetic, I'd be able to lift myself up and fly.

I would call myself... "Captain Robo"

[CaptainBubba]

1. BECOME GOD.
2. ability to fly
3. supervision
4. Man, flying would be cool!

[Cap'n Crunch]

1. Being able to go through walls like Casper.
2. Shit out gold.
3. See-through clothes vision-type thing.
4. The ability to make more super powers.

[Jeanette X]

2. Shit out gold.
Wouldn't the weight of the gold cause a tear in your intestinal wall, causing you to die of internal bleeding?

[ItalianStereotype]

2. Shit out gold.
Wouldn't the weight of the gold cause a tear in your intestinal wall, causing you to die of internal bleeding?

it would be nice, wouldn't it?

anyway, i would want the ability to control fate.

[soundtest]

:love whoreable :love

ONE BILLION DOLLARS

MANY MANY HOT BABES

FAST CARS

ABILITY TO BREATHE FIRE

http://www.sound-test.org/barf/whore.jpg

[AChimp]

The only power that I want is the ability to kill people through the Internet.

[Les Waste]

Adobo? :(

[soundtest]

That's Karnov >:

[AChimp]

Adobo :love

[Les Waste]

Adobo could beat Karnov's ass any day. >:

Karnov's a bitch-ass trick. >:

[testtube]

Are you fucking kidding me? Adobo sucks, I don't care how many stupid sites sing of his praise he gets his ass whipped every fucking time I play Double Dragon, he sucks, he's a wimp.

Karnov can spit fire and he does a cool dance before he dies, but he kicks ass all the way. Fuck Adobo, fuck him up his sissy ass.

I would ditch those other bitches and take Chun-Li with me, Cammy is a first class whore, look at how she dresses!

[Ninjavenom]

Flight.

Telepathy.

Telekenisis.

Superhuman Strength.

The ability to absorb machines or men into my body ala Deathlok.

A bitchin' cloak.

[CastroMotorOil]

superman.


Telekinesis

Telepathy

Superhuman strength

Invulnerability

[Skulhedface]

Karnov can spit fire and he does a cool dance before he dies, but he kicks ass all the way. Fuck Adobo, fuck him up his sissy ass.

You musta not played Bad Dudes for the NES, he was the Level 1 boss. He went down like a sack of bricks.

Superpowers?

Unlimited Telepathy was a good answer... Mind control, manipulation, mind reading, the whole nine.

The ability to use the Force.

Flight, obviously.

Superhuman strength.

ADDED SUPERPOWER FOR YOU UNIMAGINITIVE YET HORNY TYPES:

X-Ray vision. Admit it, how many of you wished you could see into the girl's showers? Thought so.

[glowbelly]

breath underwater
freeze time
ability to travel between space and time
ability to heal people

[testtube]

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005KHJU.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[executioneer]

OMNIPOTENCE, OMNIPRESENCE, AND OMNISCIENCE >:

GAYS >:

-willie

[Helm]

I'd like to be a 40-foot tall robot. I'd like to be red and angry and on fire. Laser eyes and napalm breath.

[Spectre X]

1) the ability to controll all matter including my own in a 200 foot radius, so I could make myself invulnerable, or create kickass weapons out of thin air. plus the knowledge how to.
2) telekinesis
3) super strength
4) phasing.

I'd kick all of your asses MUAHAHAAUAHAHAahAUaahcurgherugeruhgeee........ahem ....no I wouldn't.

we could fight crime.

[Captain Robo]

I don't think you even know what phasing is :rolleyes

I came up with better superpowers

1. Split Second Rock Star/Superhero Transformation

2. Power to dissolve into water

3. Have metal coils connecting my limbs and neck

4. Be able to replicate myself on command

:rolleyes

Actually I like my first set better.

[Captain Robo]

HOLY SHIT

http://www.psipog.net/media/video/peebrain00.avi

8-) :eek

[Spectre X]

the phasing I mean is the process of making your atoms vibrate in such a manner so that they can go through the atoms of other objects without causing harm to yourself.


assclown.

[Captain Robo]

That's not how phasing would work.


P.S. You make lame jokes/insults :(

[Spectre X]

yes that is how phasing would work.

and your attempts at humour are absolutely terriffic.

[Captain Robo]

THAT'S IT I'M NEVER POSTING HERE AGAIN >:

[Spectre X]

YEAH! YOU GO AND LEAVE!

[MrL Jakiri]

Hey guys whats happening in this th

[Spectre X]

in this thread we are telling each other what superpowers we'd have if we could have 4.

and for the love og GOD! Please don't post a "Hi, I'm new" thread, you will get bashed for doing so.

[MrL Jakiri]

I won't I promise :)

[Cap'n Crunch]

2. Shit out gold.
Wouldn't the weight of the gold cause a tear in your intestinal wall, causing you to die of internal bleeding?

After 10 seconds of leaving my body it would turn to gold. :(

[Captain Robo]

SPECTRE X IS GOOD WITH JOEKS :rolleyes

Fuck you Spectre X. My "Impossibles" reference was great :(

[Spectre X]

SO ARE YOU!

[Captain Robo]

For your sake, please shut up.

[Spectre X]

oh no, I'm getting owned by Robo :(

[Captain Robo]

In a manner of speaking. Everyone who reads your posts owns you. :rolleyes

If you wanna start something, let's take it to the Mock Wars. If you don't, then stop going off topic.

[Spectre X]

you clearly didn't notice the sarcasm in my last post did you?

anyway, very well, MOCK WARS!

[Evil Robot]

I want to be able to make people shit their pants on command. That way if I saw some girl at a bar and she was talking to some other guy I could make him shit his pants and he wont be able to hide it and she would talk to me and mention that some guy just shit himself and I'd be all like "wow thats fucked up".

[whoreable]

http://www.sound-test.org/barf/whore.jpg


OMG! :eek :)

[Captain Robo]

Where's the fire breath?

[Rongi]

http://www.sound-test.org/barf/whore.jpg

:love :lol :love :lol

Soundtest rules :(

[soundtest]

Where's the fire breath?

It's Karnov. It's implied. :rolleyes