Random Thoughts...

[Haiku]

Greetings and salutations... I have been trolling the boards (mainly due to sheer boredom and insomnia) for the last few hours. And you all seem intelligent and witty (some more than others)...

To immortalize my boredom I thought it would be fun to start a random thoughts thread...

Rules
Start your post with 0100 (or the next highest number from the poster before you), then just post a random thought.

Ill start...

0100:
Thats not binary dude!




And this concludes my first official thread.
Cheers!

[CastroMotorOil]

:newbie Intelligent and witty some members of this board may be. (me definately not included) You my friend, are not.

[Haiku]

:newbie Intelligent and witty some members of this board may be. (me definately not included) You my friend, are not.


Your statement is empty. My three year old nephew can come up with some type of reasoning to rationalize his statements. I think you should begin to do the same, my friend.

[The_voice_of_reason]

0101- i feel like a whore for posting this

[FS]

011000100: I never thought I'd wish five different forms of cancer on one person simultaneously until I opened this post.

[McClain]

Haiku - with the exception of FS, everyone in the thread is a fucking idiot. You included. Your first impression is a lasting one and you just posted something stupid. So that makes you stupid.

~edit: Having a Transformers icon does not make you cool.

[Haiku]

Haiku - with the exception of FS, everyone in the thread is a fucking idiot. You included. Your first impression is a lasting one and you just posted something stupid. So that makes you stupid.

~edit: Having a Transformers icon does not make you cool.

I only wish one day I can make a thread of higher calibre such as the cowboy song thread. That thread was intellect and humor emboddied.

[Kurodo]

Maybe people would rather copy and paste a song rather than playing some dumbass game and saying:

0100: I'm a stupid cunt.

:)

[McClain]

I did not make that thread. Nor have I ever posted in it. And quit trying to write like you're an intellectual. You come across sounding like a putz.

[Evil Robot]

Dear hikua: I am going to kill you. You are so fucking dead. How could you come here and put the UCB bunker as you location. You cant live there since there are no beds. We had them removed to make room for the ant cloning and killing machine. Besides, you wouldn't even make it past the rectal scan at the door
BTW shit head, it's called the inner sanctum not the "UCB bunker".

[Haiku]

aye aye sailor.


...meh...

I only hope to be as intellectual as you all are, and when I say your intellectual I mean not.

[Anonymous]

Salutations, my esteemed colleague. Do you partake in Magic: The Gathering?

[FS]

:lol

[Haiku]

Salutations, my esteemed colleague. Do you partake in Magic: The Gathering?


My brother introduced me to Magic a while back (among other RPG's), but he does not play any longer and neither do I... the novelty just wore off after a while.

[MrAdventure]

Perchance you wouldst dally once again if offered the proper motivation? I have gingerly placed upon my person an Ironroot Treefolk that would appear to have your name written upon it, facetiously, of course, lest the value of the card be lost under the flowing script of your cognomen.

[Haiku]

Perchance you wouldst dally once again if offered the proper motivation? I have gingerly placed upon my person an Ironroot Treefolk that would appear to have your name written upon it, facetiously, of course, lest the value of the card be lost under the flowing script of your cognomen.

If I recall correctly, Ironroot Treefolk is a 4/6 or something close (maybe less) and I think it was decent, but nothing great (shabby motivation).

Like I said, I have been out of Magic for years...I grew up and have grown different interests.

[sadie]

if you were a real haiku, you would've been over by the end of your first post's first line. fucking imposter. >:

[Rongi]

:lol

[executioneer]

hey mister haiku
don't you know we hate fags here
beat it you creepface >:

-willie

[Schimid]

hey mister haiku
don't you know we hate fags here
beat it you creepface >:

-willie

I don't get it. :(

[CaptainBubba]

OMG Chojin! I :love your sig! :orgasm . The gym techer scares the CRAP out of me in that.

Haiku: You suck. And don't bother critiquing my comment. Your energies should be devoted entirely to the goal of not sucking so much.

[Captain Robo]

Dear hikua: I am going to kill you. You are so fucking dead. How could you come here and put the UCB bunker as you location. You cant live there since there are no beds. We had them removed to make room for the ant cloning and killing machine. Besides, you wouldn't even make it past the rectal scan at the door
BTW shit head, it's called the inner sanctum not the "UCB bunker".

Shut up :rolleyes

[executioneer]

Schmid, you are a dumb.
Don't you know what haiku is?
Stop being a dumb.

-willie

[sadie]

if there were a flood,
sucking would be a talent,
and soon schmid would burst.

[The_voice_of_reason]

for hating this thread so much you are sure eager to post here.

[sadie]

for being so stupid, you are sure eager to sound otherwise.

[Haiku]

Don't get worked up over nothing. It will give you premature wrinkles.


Does everyone here operate on kindergarten logic? I rather not be associated with a group of such characters.

It makes you look ignorant and uncreative.

[Pub Lover]

It makes you look ignorant and uncreative.

I always find it strange when they say that, considering...

[Haiku]

[quote=Some Newb That Won't Be Here Long]

Amen to that!




By the way, thanks for cementing my point. Much appreciated.

[lollirot]

I hope you stay around this board, I really mean that.






It'll make me look better by comparison and maybe people wont notice when I quietly slip in and steal their hearts with my colorful personality :/

[Johannas]

I really hate newbs
oh, my name is Johannas
Im going to kill you

My haiku may suck
and i may sound like a tard
but you are much worse.

(directed at Haiku, using Haiku...how ironic!)

DTH
JOHANNAS

[Haiku]

I really hate newbs


I see you don't know anything about economics. How sad.

[Anonymous]

How old are you?

[Haiku]

How old are you?


http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=333&start=475

[Anonymous]

What's all that tonality about? I just asked you a simple question.

[Pub Lover]

By the way, thanks for cementing my point. Much appreciated.

How did I cement your point? :confused

[Haiku]

What's all that tonality about? I just asked you a simple question.

Is that how it came across? Sorry, there was nothing behind it.

[Anonymous]

Apology accepted.

So, how old are you?

[Haiku]

It makes you look ignorant and uncreative.

I always find it strange when they say that, considering...



Have some rationale behind your statement. We all can make empty statements (Noticing it is done frequently on this board).

[Anonymous]

W...what's up? It isn't private information, is it?

Now, i'm not a betting man. But if I were, my money would be on either 70 or 14.

[Johannas]

Choji, i hate to ruin all this fun, but hes 22....and you, my scrumtious friend, are one hot peice of ass.

DTH
JOHANNAS

[Haiku]

W...what's up? It isn't private information, is it?

Now, i'm not a betting man. But if I were, my money would be on either 70 or 14.

Once again...anything to back that up?

[Haiku]

Choji, i hate to ruin all this fun, but hes 22....and you, my scrumtious friend, are one hot peice of ass.

DTH
JOHANNAS

He? ...We assume too much, now don't we?

[Anonymous]

Obviously not, my good sir, since you time and time again refuse to enlighten me.

And again, what's with all this tonality?

[Johannas]

Chojin :love , i love it when you make sense!

DTH
JOHANNAS

[Pub Lover]

I had a reason behind my post, it was to point out that newbs always say such things, & that it's untrue as I-Mock is a collection of some of the most intelligent, knowledgeable, & creative people there are.

True, alot of posts on here are banal, but no one is super-leet-sharp all the time. This is a community, not a flame-board.

That is what I implied with my post, I'm sorry if it was too obscure to be understood by anyone.

[Jixby Phillips]

Haiku, whats up with all this rhetoric?

[Haiku]

Obviously not, my good sir, since you time and time again refuse to enlighten me.

And again, what's with all this tonality?

I added a link on a previous post. Obviously, my good sir, you are not paying attention.

[Haiku]

I had a reason behind my post, it was to point out that newbs always say such things, & that it's untrue as I-Mock is a collection of some of the most intelligent, knowledgeable, & creative people there are.

True, alot of posts on here are banal, but no one is super-leet-sharp all the time. This is a community, not a flame-board.

That is what I implied with my post, I'm sorry if it was too obscure to be understood by anyone.


You seem to have trouble differentiating opinion from fact.

[Schimid]

Sarcasm runs free,
But not nearly free enough.
Fuck you, you dumb fuck.

>:

[Anonymous]

I beg your pardon? So that excuses, nay, outright engenders your right to take this carte blanche with me?

Again, good sir, I ask that you simply inform us of your age. In the time you've taken to maliciously lash out at me, unprovoked, we could all be for the wiser.

[Johannas]

Another good post
by our awsome friend shmiddy
he knows his haiku

DTH
JOHANNAS

[Pub Lover]

Do you know the members of this bored?
I know them, & if what I've seen them accomplish isn't that great, you must live in one hell of a whizz-pop world.

[Jixby Phillips]

Haiku, are you going to ignore my question? When is all this rhetoric going to stop? What you're proposing here is a complete darwinian society.

[Haiku]

Haiku, are you going to ignore my question? When is all this rhetoric going to stop? What you're proposing here is a complete darwinian society.

Straw man fallacy. Look it up. You just committed it.

[Schimid]

Thread with many posts,
Yet none do what they are told.
Kinda like a kid.

[Anonymous]

Age?

Hello??

[Jixby Phillips]

Would it be permissible for me to speak out of term with your particular notion and say that you have a completely unequitable way of thinking :rolleyes

[Haiku]

Age?

Hello??

Do you have some affliction that inhibits your ability to click on links?

[Haiku]

Would it be permissible for me to speak out of term with your particular notion and say that you have a completely unequitable way of thinking :rolleyes

Care to explain yourself?

[Anonymous]

DO YOU, GOOD SIR, HAVE A SIMILAR AFFLICTION THAT PREVENTS YOU FROM ANSWERING SIMPLE QUESTIONS?

Oh, dear me. I apologize for raising my voice.

But I must ask; for how many years have you traversed this mortal coil?

[Pub Lover]

I think I need a new avatar, I just looked at it & decided that I needed a shave. :dunce



This is indeed a vacuous comment. >:

[Jixby Phillips]

Would it be permissible for me to speak out of term with your particular notion and say that you have a completely unequitable way of thinking :rolleyes

Care to explain yourself?

Why must we divulge something so trivial?

[Schimid]

Big words hurt my head.
Formerly a stupid duck,
Thread is a smart swan.

[Haiku]

This thread is becomming quite popular. It is one of the most popular, if your measurment is respondant posts (with the exception of a few).



Something funny, I would be more upset if I was ignored.

My job here is done.

[Haiku]

Would it be permissible for me to speak out of term with your particular notion and say that you have a completely unequitable way of thinking :rolleyes

Care to explain yourself?

Why must we divulge something so trivial?


Trivial?... it is the reasoning your using to back up your statement.

[Johannas]

Oh shit, he owns us
We are terrible mockers
Land of Tears for us

DTH
JOHANNAS

[Haiku]

DO YOU, GOOD SIR, HAVE A SIMILAR AFFLICTION THAT PREVENTS YOU FROM ANSWERING SIMPLE QUESTIONS?

Oh, dear me. I apologize for raising my voice.

But I must ask; for how many years have you traversed this mortal coil?

7950 days. You do the math.

[Anonymous]

I am afraid I don't have time for this. I need a decision right away.

[Haiku]

I am afraid I don't have time for this. I need a decision right away.

I don't know about you, but I learned long division in the sixth grade.

Now I'm not a betting girl, but if i were, I would say that you are between 8 and 11 (give or take).

For anyone older could do simple mathematical equation as the one that I posed to you.

[Johannas]

so you are a chick
i bet you're really nasty
what a sick disease

[Haiku]

so you are a chick
i bet you're really nasty
what a sick disease

Why be so infantile?

It really does nothing for you...well except make you look like you have nothing of intelligence to say.

[Johannas]

why do you bother
to step up to my 1337 skills
when you'll just get cut?

[Les Waste]

Haiku, don't listen to all omadawns and fops. They are taking the entire abstraction they have sired and drawn it into pure hyperbole.

You can end all this tommyrot by simply divulging your age, you see. Why don't you be the better man instead of coming up with quasi-intellectual responses you clearly have no firm grasp on?

oh btw Transformers FUCKING OWNS YEAH :rockin

[Haiku]

1337 skills


Jury rests.

[Les Waste]

Why don't you fuck yourself with a shotgun, you idiot twat?

[Haiku]

Haiku, don't listen to all omadawns and fops. They are taking the entire abstraction they have sired and drawn it into pure hyperbole.

You can end all this tommyrot by simply divulging your age, you see. Why don't you be the better man instead of coming up with quasi-intellectual responses you clearly have no firm grasp on?

oh btw Transformers FUCKING OWNS YEAH :rockin

I did state my age.

Clearly no grasp on....how do you figure?

[Johannas]

sorry, councellor
i only have one response
http://sc.groups.msn.com/tn/45/30/1337Pics/1/5.jpg

DTH
JOHANNAS

(BTW, i know 'ill cut you bitch' is only 4 sylls...im gettin tired of this haiku shiet!)

[Les Waste]

Haiku, I hope someone runs over you as you're crossing the street, staring at the sun trying to figure out where it goes at night, and if your hunch that it is a giant god of fire is true or not. I hope the resulting injuries severe your spine so you become just like Stephen Hawking, except since you don't have enough money to afford a talking wheelchair operated by your eyelids, the only way you'll be able to communicate with your idiot, white-trash relatives will be to blink once for no and twice for yes.

I also hope that you live 114 after said accident with the ability to move only your eyelids, but that's a seperate wish altogether, you dumbass cunt.

[Haiku]

Haiku, I hope someone runs over you as you're crossing the street, staring at the sun trying to figure out where it goes at night, and if your hunch that it is a giant god of fire is true or not. I hope the resulting injuries severe your spine so you become just like Stephen Hawking, except since you don't have enough money to afford a talking wheelchair operated by your eyelids, the only way you'll be able to communicate with your idiot, white-trash relatives will be to blink once for no and twice for yes.

I also hope that you live 114 after said accident with the ability to move only your eyelids, but that's a seperate wish altogether, you dumbass cunt.


meh...

[Johannas]

Your statement is empty. My three year old nephew can come up with some type of reasoning to rationalize his statements. I think you should begin to do the same, my friend.

I rest MY case, bitch!

DTH
JOHANNAS

[Haiku]

Your statement is empty. My three year old nephew can come up with some type of reasoning to rationalize his statements. I think you should begin to do the same, my friend.

I rest MY case, bitch!

DTH
JOHANNAS

Its too bad you couldn't use your own words. But I guess that requires nominal intelligence.

[Les Waste]

"Meh" was what your grandpa said when I was busy fucking your grandma in the ass last night. Then I made her suck her own shit off of my cock and I ejaculated directly into her right eye. She hasn't been able to see since then, and she'll probably tell you she hurt her eye while knitting instead of admitting that some superior male put her eye out with his dick.

But the point is, your grandpa said "meh" because he knew he was powerless to stop me. I could have killed him, and I really wanted to, too. I wanted to kill him with my cock; I just needed a good excuse, like "he was giving me lip."

:rolleyes

[Jixby Phillips]

I think this animosity is really needing to get to be so much more uncapacious if you ask me

[Johannas]

Jixby...i gotta ask...who is Gidget?

DTH
JOHANNAS

[Les Waste]

BEARSHIT >:

[Haiku]

I think this animosity is really needing to get to be so much more uncapacious if you ask me

Nobody asked you.


Stop using pretentious words, that you can't explain. You lack analytical reasoning and I wait for you to have something of substance to say.

[Anonymous]

All right, now, let's get serious.

How old are you?

[Haiku]

Awesome. This thread is popular now.

What seemed to be the lamest thread ever actually had a shitload of responses.

I win. I rule. Good has defeated evil and all is well with the world.


I love being a shit disturber.



BTW, 22.

[Les Waste]

Yeah Jixby you lack analytical reasoning, and people can totally tell whether or not you analyze things when you think about them just by reading the obviously jocose posts you're making.

Haiku must be, like, a super-genius or something.

Haiku, A/S/L? :)

[soundtest]

http://www.sound-test.org/barf/Sakura.gif

[Anonymous]

Haiku. I don't want to get nasty, but you're leaving me little choice.

How. Old. Are. You.

[Haiku]

Yeah Jixby you lack analytical reasoning, and people can totally tell whether or not you analyze things when you think about them just by reading the obviously jocose posts you're making.

Haiku must be, like, a super-genius or something.

Haiku, A/S/L? :)


22/F/Vancouver, Canada.

[Les Waste]

Yeah that's all very interesting, but we still don't know how old you are.

Why do you keep dodging the issues here?

[Schimid]

IT'S A GIRL! SHE HAS BOOBIES! :faint

[Haiku]

Yeah that's all very interesting, but we still don't know how old you are.

Why do you keep dodging the issues here?


What's it to you?

[Les Waste]

First of all, you still haven't told us how old you are. And second of all, you haven't posted naked pictures of yourself. How you ever expect to be welcomed into an online community of pedophiles and cat molestors unless you show us the goods.

But JESUS, we don't even know how old you are! WTF

[Haiku]

First of all, you still haven't told us how old you are. And second of all, you haven't posted naked pictures of yourself. How you ever expect to be welcomed into an online community of pedophiles and cat molestors unless you show us the goods.

But JESUS, we don't even know how old you are! WTF

I never said I wanted to be welcomed. I think you presume too much. It's not a good habit.

[Anonymous]

I have a second question.

Why are you here, then?

[Haiku]

I have a second question.

Why are you here, then?

Why are YOU here?


...I'm just passin' through.

[Anonymous]

I am here because, having been here since the late nineties, I've met many of these people in real life, many I haven't, and I consider a good deal of them friends and enjoy their company. Together, we enjoy mocking people that are full of themselves. People like you.

Whereas (and correct me if I'm mistaken) you sauntered into a smallish forum seeking any attention that would be given to you, feeling that the accomplishment of that goal outweighs your actions as a pretentious pseudo-intellectual.

The problem with people like you is that now you'll feel like you have something to prove.

I look forward to reading your personal attacks on me in every thread I post in from this day onward.

*ps. whats yur age???

[Les Waste]

Ah yes, presuming too much is a sin. Although it's not as bad as presuming too little. If you don't presume enough you, you know what? Fuck it.

Get a fucking dictionary, you cunt. >:

[Haiku]

I am here because, having been here since the late nineties, I've met many of these people in real life, many I haven't, and I consider a good deal of them friends and enjoy their company. Together, we enjoy mocking people that are full of themselves. People like you.

Whereas (and correct me if I'm mistaken) you sauntered into a smallish forum seeking any attention that would be given to you, feeling that the accomplishment of that goal outweighs your actions as a pretentious pseudo-intellectual.

The problem with people like you is that now you'll feel like you have something to prove.

I look forward to reading your personal attacks on me in every thread I post in from this day onward.

*ps. whats yur age???


Good for you.

Whats YOUR age again?

[Anonymous]

I am eleven.

[Haiku]

Ah yes, presuming too much is a sin. Although it's not as bad as presuming too little. If you don't presume enough you, you know what? Fuck it.

Get a fucking dictionary, you cunt. >:

Any preference of dictionary?

[Anonymous]

I would prefer if you'd tell us how old you are.

[Haiku]

I am eleven.


As am I.

[Anonymous]

Do you have a boyfriend?

[Haiku]

Do you have a boyfriend?

Yes, he is also in my grade.

[Anonymous]

Are you hot?

[Haiku]

Are you hot?

No.

Unless you find pimply faced, morbidly obese women attractive.

Oh yeah, and I give off a putrid stench.



Edit: Also I have a face only a mother could love.

[CastroMotorOil]

A/S/L

[Haiku]

A/S/L

scroll up.

[FS]

Forsooth, privvy and damnation! This questionable creature has indeed withstood our avalanche of various expletives by use of her veritable bubble of pompous obnoxiousness! I, for one, would delight in congratulating her, and would hazard an interest in both her IQ and miscellaneous academic accomplishments.

I would also delight in feeling her left eyesocket disintegrate under the pressure of my right fist, but, as the saying goes, beggars cannot be choosers.

[Haiku]

Forsooth, privvy and damnation! This questionable creature has indeed withstood our avalanche of various expletives by use of her veritable bubble of pompous obnoxiousness! I, for one, would delight in congratulating her, and would hazard an interest in both her IQ and miscellaneous academic accomplishments.

I would also delight in feeling her left eyesocket disintegrate under the pressure of my right fist, but, as the saying goes, beggars cannot be choosers.


You really know how to flatter a girl. I applaude you.

[lollirot]

Female, lets cyber! :wank
Text is so HOT

note the suave use of color. :posh

[Jixby Phillips]

Haiku, would it be permisible for me to maneuver your donuts?

[Captain Robo]

Forsooth, privvy and damnation! This questionable creature has indeed withstood our avalanche of various expletives by use of her veritable bubble of pompous obnoxiousness! I, for one, would delight in congratulating her, and would hazard an interest in both her IQ and miscellaneous academic accomplishments.

I would also delight in feeling her left eyesocket disintegrate under the pressure of my right fist, but, as the saying goes, beggars cannot be choosers.

haha.

[Jixby Phillips]

What if I threw donuts at you

[Haiku]

What if I threw donuts at you


Only if it's the cream filled kind.

[Jixby Phillips]

You're gonna trace the call?

[Jixby Phillips]

Do you have tracing PAPER?

[Jixby Phillips]

A Girl that likes Transformers??? I think I'm in LOVE! :love

So where you from? Do you live in Cali? :) you sound like my type of girl, IM me some time :) :)

[Schimid]

Maybe she's just a Cali girl at heart. :(

[Carnivore]

I'm going to have to step in here and say I sort of like Haiku. She is quite articulate, can hold her own, and her arrogance reminds me of a younger, more hate-filled me.

[Esuohlim]

Why does she insist on not telling us her age? >:

[Haiku]

IM me some time :) :)


No.

[Cap'n Crunch]

Why not? I heard Jixby has a lot to offer.

[soundtest]

Jixby is hung?? :eek

[Haiku]

Why not? I heard Jixby has a lot to offer.

Then you can have him and let the good times roll.

[soundtest]

let the good times roll.

I always say that. :love What's your asl?

[Haiku]

let the good times roll.

I always say that. :love What's your asl?


Congratulations.

But your still a pigdog.

[Captain Robo]

Oh well, at least you're not a sod :rolleyes

[soundtest]

Hey... no need for sticks and stones... I just want to know you're age...

[Haiku]

Hey... no need for sticks and stones... I just want to know you're age...

That is none of your concern my little Anakin.

[Esuohlim]

ANAKIN?? WTF??? :lol

[Haiku]

ANAKIN?? WTF??? :lol

Anakin??? What are you talking about?

Who said anything about Anakin?

[Esuohlim]

ANAKIN?? WTF??? :lol

[Haiku]

ANAKIN?? WTF??? :lol

Once again: I don't know what you are referring too.

[Esuohlim]

You post like you're smell. Are you smell?

[soundtest]

Are you trying to flirt with me? Fresh! I don't even know your age...

[Haiku]

Are you trying to flirt with me? Fresh! I don't even know your age...


Your mistaken. That's not me. It's the hobo who lives in a cardboard box in the corner of your room. He desperately wants to give you head.

[Anonymous]

Why would he live in a box if he already had a room

[Haiku]

Why would he live in a box if he already had a room


Don't ask why. Just accept that he does.

[CastroMotorOil]

A/S/L

[Anonymous]

You do kinda remind me of the old Carnivore, but then again I didn't like him, either.

Stop trying so hard.

[Haiku]

You do kinda remind me of the old Carnivore, but then again I didn't like him, either.

Stop trying so hard.


I don't like you very much either. In fact, I hate you so much, it's almost erotic.

[Esuohlim]

Way to make sense with that last statement! :highfive

[Les Waste]

Haiku is such a total Anakin. :rolleyes

[Haiku]

Way to make sense with that last statement! :highfive


Paradox. Look it up.

Dipshit.

[Haiku]

Haiku is such a total Anakin. :rolleyes


Who the fuck is this Anakin kid?

[Anonymous]

Paradox. Look it up.

http://www.carraway.org/hbo/two-docs.gif

[Esuohlim]

Paradoxes elude me. :(

Please don't make fun. It's really sad. :( :(

[Les Waste]

Who the fuck is this Anakin kid?

http://www.geocities.com/sandinista13/anakin.txt

Don't worry. You weren't doing it right, anyway.

Make more jokes about hobos wanting to have GAY ANAL SEX with people who don't like you, and also the hobos LIVE IN A BOX IN THE PERSONS ROOM LOL WTF

I like this thread. It really speaks to me. It says, "Haiku is a dumb cunt."

[Haiku]

well, who is this Anakin kid?

Everyone is talking about him. I'm starting to get curious.

[Anonymous]

PARADOX!

get it?

*WUH OH! WATERWITCH HAS TURNED OUR OWN JOKE ON US!
we are doomed

[Haiku]

Are you going to answer my question or what?

[Les Waste]

http://www.mogu-mogu.com/costume/pro/chi-costume/anakin_blis/anakin-kid_c1.jpg

Pod racing is WIZARD!!

[Esuohlim]

I JUST GOT IT. :lol

But what I haven't gotten yet is Haiku's ASL. >:

[Haiku]

Yeah, and I still need to be explained about this Anakin guy.


Guess we are in the same boat.

[Les Waste]

Who're you?

[soundtest]

Dipshit.

[Haiku]

I guess nobody will answer my question...oh,well.









Also, I enjoy how much energy everyone is putting into my thread.

[sadie]

i have a new title for this thread:

PRETENTIOUSNESS IS SO MUCH FUN.

[Anonymous]

PAR-A-DOX!!!

GET IT?!?!?!?!

[sadie]

:lol i got it, silly chojin.
what i don't get is how someone can claim to be so astutely intelligent and not have the name anakin ring a bell. :what'sthatsmell?

[Haiku]

i have a new title for this thread:

PRETENTIOUSNESS IS SO MUCH FUN.



God, your such an ugly whore monger.

Edit: You dont get it because your a fucking twit! It was a joke.

[Haiku]

PAR-A-DOX!!!

GET IT?!?!?!?!


Stay in school.

[Haiku]

:lol i got it, silly chojin.
what i don't get is how someone can claim to be so astutely intelligent and not have the name anakin ring a bell. :what'sthatsmell?

When did I claim this?

[Johannas]

Triple post! Grounds for banning

DTH
JOHANNAS

[soundtest]

*smiles sweetly*

[Haiku]

Triple post! Grounds for banning

DTH
JOHANNAS

meh..

[Pub Lover]

Remember Daisyhead? Remember how she had a dozen such threads running at the same time? Remember when she said "Pubicpublover...I never thought you were a character. I knew you were really that stupid..."

Arr, memories... :boohoo

[Esuohlim]

PAR-A-DOX!!!

GET IT?!?!?!?!


Stay in school.

You're just mad because you don't get it. :rolleyes

Why haven't you told us your ASL yet, sir? >:

[Haiku]

Johannas: You are a dumb little fuck. Maybe you'll say something intelligent before the Apocalypse nears. You'll always be on welfare and won't be worth shit.

Les Waste: You have the personality of a soapdish. You don't have an original bone in your body and will never be of importance. I hope you die of venereal disease.

Pub Lover: I'm sure you make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. You will end up a drunk. Your chances of employment and monetary gain are nil.

Esuohlim: You should rely on luck in your life because you have no talent. You are a worthless piece of shit. You will win a Darwin Award in your lifetime.

Chojin: Stay in school and you will make a good bus driver.



That is all.

[FS]

Haiku: YOU ARE VERY UNSKILLED AND WILL PROBABLY NOT AMOUNT TO ANY RESPECTABLE PROFESSION OVER THE COURSE OF YOUR LIFE

SORRY

[Johannas]

She is trying to be funny....oh, i get it now!

:die :die :die :die :die :die :die :die :die :die :die :die :die :die :die :die :die :die :die :die :die :die :die :die :die :die :die :die :die :die


You make me lol, Haiku. I made a Haiku just for you.

You are a dumb bitch
Once again you couldnt step
up to my 1337 $kI11$!!!!!!!!

DTH
JOHANNAS

[Haiku]

Haiku: YOU ARE VERY UNSKILLED AND WILL PROBABLY NOT AMOUNT TO ANY RESPECTABLE PROFESSION OVER THE COURSE OF YOUR LIFE

SORRY

Your right, lawyers arn't respected. I wonder why that is.



You bore me to tears.

As does this forum. It's like having the same conversation over and over again. Get a new idea. This one is getting old.

[Esuohlim]

THAT WAS YOUR 69TH POST ;)

[soundtest]

Johannas: You are a dumb little fuck. Maybe you'll say something intelligent before the Apocalypse nears. You'll always be on welfare and won't be worth shit.

Les Waste: You have the personality of a soapdish. You don't have an original bone in your body and will never be of importance. I hope you die of venereal disease.

Pub Lover: I'm sure you make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. You will end up a drunk. Your chances of employment and monetary gain are nil.

Esuohlim: You should rely on luck in your life because you have no talent. You are a worthless piece of shit. You will win a Darwin Award in your lifetime.

Chojin: Stay in school and you will make a good bus driver.



That is all.

Your little Anakin feels left out. :tear

[Haiku]

THAT WAS YOUR 69TH POST ;)

Yeah, and it was fun for the first two days. Now it's boring.

Everyone here is stolid and lemming-like in their devotion to this crappy website that has done nothing to earn your loyalty.

[FS]

...and you're the glorious masochist who seems determined to induce certain boredom upon themselves. The "you bore me (yet I stay)" angle is so old. Fuck off. :rolleyes

[Professor Cool]

I have did the math and according to what you said, you lived for 22.083333333 Days.

Amazing, my calculator just exploded.

[Carnivore]

Errrr... I changed my mind.

[Les Waste]

Everyone here is stolid and lemming-like in their devotion to this crappy website that has done nothing to earn your loyalty.
Which is funny because there is almost no talk on this forums about the site. And there are a lot of people who post on the forums but never read the site. Hell, I hate i-mockery, and if I ever saw Rog on the street, I'd bust up his knees real good like. >:

And since you insinuated that you're a lawyer, let me be the first to congradulate you on a career as a public defender, working for the city and providing legal counsel for homeless people and crazy people who don't have their own, actual attornies because they either couldn't afford one or said they wanted Jesus or represent them. I mean, it's a good career choice to be a lawyer whose defendants are always found guilty, because that's what kind of lawyer you'll be regardless. At least you'll have a legitimate excuse besides, you know, that thing.

And didn't you say you're 22? I don't know too many 22-year-old lawyers. Unless you're lying. Or you just haven't flunked out of school yet.

It's not like we're going to get any good answers though, considering you're the person who still won't tell us A/S/L? :rolleyes

[Helm]

Let us make effort
Post just haiku
to salvage this thread

[Schimid]

Bad starts can be rough.
Especially...oh, wait.
Out of syllables.

:(

[Esuohlim]

This is the best one
No one's is better than this
I bet you're impressed

[Schimid]

Milhouse is better,
Would have been backwards, if not
Too damn confusing.

>: How many syllables are in Esuohlim?

[Esuohlim]

Esuohlim, you ask?
I say it like "Ess-oo-lim"
So I guess there's three

[Schimid]

The "h" is silent,
Kind of like Haiku right now.
What a fucking dumb...

...fuck.

[Esuohlim]

How would the "h" be pronouned anyway?

[Schimid]

I always thought it was "Esu-hlim." You can pronounce Hlim...

[Ninjavenom]

Ass is on Fire
Burning, Hellish, and Painful
Fire is Satan

[Haiku]

Everyone here is stolid and lemming-like in their devotion to this crappy website that has done nothing to earn your loyalty.
Which is funny because there is almost no talk on this forums about the site. And there are a lot of people who post on the forums but never read the site. Hell, I hate i-mockery, and if I ever saw Rog on the street, I'd bust up his knees real good like. >:

And since you insinuated that you're a lawyer, let me be the first to congradulate you on a career as a public defender, working for the city and providing legal counsel for homeless people and crazy people who don't have their own, actual attornies because they either couldn't afford one or said they wanted Jesus or represent them. I mean, it's a good career choice to be a lawyer whose defendants are always found guilty, because that's what kind of lawyer you'll be regardless. At least you'll have a legitimate excuse besides, you know, that thing.

And didn't you say you're 22? I don't know too many 22-year-old lawyers. Unless you're lying. Or you just haven't flunked out of school yet.

It's not like we're going to get any good answers though, considering you're the person who still won't tell us A/S/L? :rolleyes


I'm not a lawyer. I never said I was. I'm in law school.

Your naivity is appauling. The majority of lawyers don't even see the inside of a court room. There is more to law then trial law you stupid fuck.

[Schimid]

Oh no, you again.
Go back home, you bumblefuck.
Oh; and A/S/L.

[Haiku]

I'm just curious...do you like to have the same conversation over and over again or is that just part of the gimmick of the site?

In all honesty.

[sadie]

Your naivity is appauling. The majority of lawyers don't even see the inside of a court room. There is more to law then trial law you stupid fuck.
speaking of APPALLING, i hope you learn to communicate better in standard english before someone is actually in your legal hands.

[MrAdventure]

Salutations!

I've taken the effort to pander to your immaculately verbose confabulate stylings. Do not disservice yourself and others by staying locked in your own gilded thread, I beg of thee, roam free and establish cordial relations upon all the glorious forums we've birthed. You may find that your particular musings can caress the deep, dank, myriad of recesses located in those ever-thoughtful Gothic souls, or that, perhaps, you contain the necessary inner rhythmics required to adorn your body in delicate strands of sugar while meditating upon the ramifications of adopting a "straight-edge" lifestyle.

Perhaps then your tempestuous jowls can attempt to sully themselves upon gossamer strands of the communal entity, hopefully bereft of your current ignorance, you colossal conundrum, you.

[Haiku]

Your naivity is appauling. The majority of lawyers don't even see the inside of a court room. There is more to law then trial law you stupid fuck.
speaking of APPALLING, i hope you learn to communicate better in standard english before someone is actually in your legal hands.

I wish the same for you.

[Haiku]

I'm just curious...do you like to have the same conversation over and over again or is that just part of the gimmick of the site?

In all honesty.

[The Retro Kat]

Mmmm... Marijuana
Dank word reminds me of it
I hot boxed a car.

[Krythor]

I hate you so much, it's erotic! :domo

[Les Waste]

You sure showed me. I guess next time I'll think twice before assuming lawyers spend time at courts and trial and legal type stuff. What I dumb fuck I turned out to be.

:rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes

[FS]

I sure hope I never need Haiku's legal aid.



Lawyer 1: So, Mr. "FS", you can't give us an accurate account of where you were the day Rob Schneider was murdered?
FS: I... uh... I...
Lawyer 1: NO FURTHER QUESTIONS, your honor. Your witness.
Haiku: Your honor, the defense is bored by this trial.
Judge: Aren't you going to at least try and make a defense?
Haiku: I'm just curious...do you like to have the same conversation over and over again or is that just part of the gimmick of this court? In all honesty, your honor.

[Esuohlim]

:lol

[Pub Lover]

I'm sure you make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. You will end up a drunk. Your chances of employment and monetary gain are nil.
I Know You Are, But What Am I?! :wah

[kellychaos]

I can believe I read the whole thing. Burp! :/ :acidreflux

[sadie]

fs made me :lol.

[kellychaos]

A REAL honor student :rolleyes (comic pause) Yes, your honor. No, your honor. No contest, your honor. :)

[Esuohlim]

0100:
Thats not binary dude!

:rolleyes